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    Default Does this happen to anyone else...?

    As soon as I get a girlfriend (am engaged now, but she lives in canada for now) every single woman I meet wants me - but when I was available no woman would even look at me. Now I'm nothing special per se, but it seems as though the universe is playing one giant joke on me... w.t.f.

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    It is the way you act. The vibe that single men give off drives women away if the man is interested.
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    Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
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    They never approached you before because they thought you were gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverhandorder View Post
    It is the way you act. The vibe that single men give off drives women away if the man is interested.
    Interesting.... that might be it... trying too hard you say... well I guess its too late now lol.

    Also, only when you are in a committed relationship do you somehow MAGICALLY find another person that you find "interesting" and would like to get to know better, but of couyrse you know what is down that road....

    *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salardc View Post
    Interesting.... that might be it... trying too hard you say... well I guess its too late now lol.

    Also, only when you are in a committed relationship do you somehow MAGICALLY find another person that you find "interesting" and would like to get to know better, but of couyrse you know what is down that road....

    *sigh*
    Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
    The moral is I underestimate physics.
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    New Hampshire rocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy Wrong View Post
    Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
    The moral is I underestimate physics.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy Wrong View Post
    Sometimes, but what happens to me more is that I'll drop something and look around for it, only to find it way the fuck away, and I think to myself "How the fuck did it end up over there? Is my floor a damn trampoline?". Then, I pick it up and forget what I needed it for anyway, so I get on here and write about it.
    The moral is I underestimate physics.
    I lol'd.

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    If you can't have something it must be good, therefore somebody wants it.

    Same thing with guys, we're just material objects that women trade like baseball cards, and right now you're a Derek Jeter rookie card.

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    The key to success when single is to act like you don't give a flying fuck whether you bang chick number "a" or chick number "b", her twin sister and their shaved poodle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alfaroverall View Post
    I lol'd.

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    Meh. At least you make up for it on an intellectual level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jordanleroux View Post
    Meh. At least you make up for it on an intellectual level.
    He's like a Stephen Hawking rookie card.
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    New Hampshire rocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzy Wrong View Post
    He's like a Stephen Hawking rookie card.
    Sig'd (with a paraphrase to make it make sense out of context).

    And yes, my ego is too large for its own good. Flame me all you like for that.
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    I have too many girls for friends I need m0ar s3x
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    Quote Originally Posted by alfaroverall View Post
    Sig'd (with a paraphrase to make it make sense out of context).
    This is my proudest moment.
    Except for maybe when Xinnro sig'd me.
    It's a toss up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethn View Post
    I have too many friends for girls I need m0ar s3x
    You will never get laid. Deal with it you waste of skin.
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