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    Why do men still have to take a leak in what is basically a giant trough of piss when they go out? Women get actual toilets and privacy, while we have to contend with piss on our shoes and standing in a line of blokes all with their cocks out.

    Is this progress?

    Anyone else think they should do away with this antiquated, and pretty disgusting, method?

    Authors note: This isn't because I worry about pissing in front of men, my cock is huge.
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    I think it's because you are insecure about your penor being small.

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    haha you got a small cock

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    Why not, its more efficient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thinkharder View Post
    haha you got a small cock
    No seriously, it's like a baby's arm holding an apple. Honest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indygo View Post
    Why not, its more efficient.
    But they stink. Of piss.
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    Why don't you just piss like a girl then? Urinals aren't the only thing in the bathroom.


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    Usually I piss in the sink, the lines are smaller and I'm closer to the guy selling cologne and cigerettes.
    In a dark club or restaurant I try pissing in the shadows or under the table. Cause urinals are nasty, I totally agree.

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    Urinal etiquette... http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

    Learn it!

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    I'd rather have a smelly washroom then piss on my seats, I don't feel like having to always wipe my seat because some guys don't have any aim. Urinals are efficient, cleaner, and quicker, they also take up less room.

    Also your penis is obviously small.
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    Your pissing in the damn thing. What does cleanliness have to do with anything lol.

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    Good god! Too many men have already been 'Vaginized" by the female society! Lets not take away the damned Urinals too!
    So,...this baby seal walks into a club....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baralis View Post
    Your pissing in the damn thing. What does cleanliness have to do with anything lol.
    See atleast with urinals ANY guy should actually end up pissing IN the thing. Unless he has SERIOUS problems, hence why urinals are better.
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    So what if women have a better place to piss?
    Some women's restrooms even have couches.

    If there was a couch in a men's restroom, it'd get piss all over it.
    That's why we get the troughs and should be ridiculed for complaining.

    Man up, son.

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