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    WICOMICO CHURCH, Va. - Having missed his bus, a 6-year-old Virginia boy tried to drive to school in his family's sedan — and crashed.

    State police say the boy suffered only minor injuries and eventually arrived at school after being evaluated at a local hospital. Police did not immediately return a call Tuesday asking who brought him there.

    It happened around 7:40 a.m. Monday on Route 360, about 61 miles east of Richmond.


    Police say the boy, who wasn't identified, missed the bus, took the keys to his family's 2005 Ford Taurus and started toward school while his mother was asleep.

    He ran off the road several times before hitting an embankment and utility pole. Police say he wasn't wearing a safety belt.

    The incident remains under investigation

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    I drove my grandpa's truck into a ditch when I was 5. He was drinking a beer and I was sitting on his lap driving. It's okay though, he's from newfoundland(canadian hicks), and was newfy to the bones. The only thing that was in danger was the cows that randomly escape and walk around on the roads.

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    OK, but I'd like a little more explanation of why he and his brother were taken in protective custody. Sure, it said the mother was asleep, but says nothing about the father, or if the brother was older and was suppose to make sure the brother was watched. This is a bit overkill, I smell gov't overreaction.

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    And this, kids, is why you should learn to drive a real car (stick shift). Let's see that snot-nosed little punk drive off with one of those.
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    How could he reach down to the pedals in the first place?
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    his home life must suck if he's stealing mom's car to escape to... school

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agge View Post
    How could he reach down to the pedals in the first place?
    That right there is a mighty fine question. However, from my experience driving, you only have to switch into drive in an automatic to start moving, maybe he was moving very slowly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durindana View Post
    his home life must suck if he's stealing mom's car to escape to... school
    His home life must suck if he's 6 years old and already waking up on his own, making his food, and leaving on his own. Until I was 16 my mom kissed me on the forehead to wake me up, made my lunch, and kissed me good-bye. I can only shudder at what my friends would do if they had found out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agge View Post
    How could he reach down to the pedals in the first place?
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    drove better than me and im 18 and have had like 60 driving lessons

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClownFoot View Post
    His home life must suck if he's 6 years old and already waking up on his own, making his food, and leaving on his own. Until I was 16 my mom kissed me on the forehead to wake me up, made my lunch, and kissed me good-bye. I can only shudder at what my friends would do if they had found out.
    One can only imagine.

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    One can only imagine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durindana View Post
    his home life must suck if he's stealing mom's car to escape to... school
    That was a good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClownFoot View Post
    His home life must suck if he's 6 years old and already waking up on his own, making his food, and leaving on his own. Until I was 16 my mom kissed me on the forehead to wake me up, made my lunch, and kissed me good-bye. I can only shudder at what my friends would do if they had found out.
    Ewww! Affection is gross.

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