(Most Moral)
Wealthy Man - He's taking her in, by her own choice, and providing for her at the simple cost of her freedoms. This man performs the job that the would-be husband should have.
Uninvolved Man - Not his problem.
Boatman - His boat, he can do with it as he pleases. The woman was simply owned by a monopoly.
Husband - Not only did he let his woman leave the kitchen before losing track of her whereabouts, but he didn't even do her in the butt before dumping her.
Woman - Not only did she leave the kitchen, but she slept with another man. Totally unacceptable, deserving of a hard night of butt-pounding.
Gators - Because nobody likes gators. Nobody.
(Least Moral)
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Originally Posted by Thoric
Why did they cut out the part where Surly sees them as he's coming back from Burger King in his golf kart, changes into his superhero pijamas in a phone booth, breaks their car window and screams "BOO-FUCKITY-HOO" in her face?
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