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Justinian
01-06-2009, 06:37
Here's what you do if your girlfriend breaks up with you for reasons that you can't grasp/don't quite understand/won't admit to yourself:

1.) Get over it.

2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.

3.) If she talks to you without you prompting it, keep it civil, but do not respond how you once would have. That ship has sailed.

4.) Most importantly, start thinking about yourself. Think of what you had planned to do before dating her, then go back to doing it.

5.) Find some short-term girls and bang them. Immediately. If you live at home and you're post-college age, make sure they have their own place. If you have your own place... fuck man, you're already halfway there.

It took me a while to figure all of this self-evident shit out, but trust me when I say that you're only lying to yourself if you try and get it back together.

It's funny. I should've broken up with the girl that I tried making amends with within the first six months of the relationship (ended up being two years) - which happens to also be the time that I noticed that I just wasn't that into her, romantically. You might think it's your fault - believe me when I tell you that it isn't. I'm just trying to save you young'ns a lot of trouble. To quote Mohammed Suicmez of Necrophagist in his song, "Ignominious & Pale", "Incarceration of personality is the sad inception of self-denial. The one who denies the inner self flees into deception." Do yourself a favor and stay true to yourself. Don't fear breaking up with your partner. You're doing the two of you a favor.

Anyway, there's some bait for you bored Forumfallers. Have fun.

Pogue
01-06-2009, 06:40
You just tell her (in front of her or your friends) "at least I got to fuck you in the mouth."

Do that, and most of those points mention by OP will be invalid.

iza
01-06-2009, 07:09
2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.
Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..

Slypieguy
01-06-2009, 07:17
www.myspace.com

Norse
01-06-2009, 07:18
Here's what you do if your girlfriend breaks up with you for reasons that you can't grasp/don't quite understand/won't admit to yourself:

1.) Get over it.

2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.

3.) If she talks to you without you prompting it, keep it civil, but do not respond how you once would have. That ship has sailed.

4.) Most importantly, start thinking about yourself. Think of what you had planned to do before dating her, then go back to doing it.

5.) Find some short-term girls and bang them. Immediately. If you live at home and you're post-college age, make sure they have their own place. If you have your own place... fuck man, you're already halfway there.

It took me a while to figure all of this self-evident shit out, but trust me when I say that you're only lying to yourself if you try and get it back together.

It's funny. I should've broken up with the girl that I tried making amends with within the first six months of the relationship (ended up being two years) - which happens to also be the time that I noticed that I just wasn't that into her, romantically. You might think it's your fault - believe me when I tell you that it isn't. I'm just trying to save you young'ns a lot of trouble. To quote Mohammed Suicmez of Necrophagist in his song, "Ignominious & Pale", "Incarceration of personality is the sad inception of self-denial. The one who denies the inner self flees into deception." Do yourself a favor and stay true to yourself. Don't fear breaking up with your partner. You're doing the two of you a favor.

Anyway, there's some bait for you bored Forumfallers. Have fun.


Some good things said there but its to late, the Pussification of the American Male is nearly complete. The Feminatzi's lop off testicles right after circumcision these days.

Temet nosce
01-06-2009, 07:20
www.myspace.com

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Justinian
01-06-2009, 10:59
Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..

It just doesn't work like that homie. The same thing happened when, for instance, my best friend (male) and I had a big falling out a few years ago. It wasn't horrible, we just had different objectives and couldn't really hang out anymore. These days, we still talk from time to time, but it's nothing like it was.

That's just extrapolation from another failed relationship. The important thing to remember is that this applies to when you first break up. For at least a few weeks or months, you have to avoid contact.

Pcheez
01-06-2009, 11:05
It just doesn't work like that homie. The same thing happened when, for instance, my best friend (male) and I had a big falling out a few years ago. It wasn't horrible, we just had different objectives and couldn't really hang out anymore. These days, we still talk from time to time, but it's nothing like it was.

That's just extrapolation from another failed relationship. The important thing to remember is that this applies to when you first break up. For at least a few weeks or months, you have to avoid contact.

Or toss her in a burlap sack and sell her off at the local meat auction.

No , they dont really do that here.

But just HOW awesome would it be if they did, makes breakups less of a hassle, for me anyway.

Paganini
01-06-2009, 11:08
www.myspace.com

While the OP may have had some good intentions, he still had this one coming.

Malhavok
01-06-2009, 11:12
Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..
Not to mention I know I can't be the only one who's ended up getting some from it. Honestly, it's mixed baggage. I had one g/f who I was "just friends" with for a few weeks and then she started going out with someone else and it was like /rage +/emodrama for several months. I should have ignored her until I got over it, oh well. Never really cared that much about any other ex gf.


www.myspace.com (http://www.myspace.com)
Yah, this thread was like a Jehovas witness. No one asked for it, it just showed up one day and banged on your door.

The Cougar
01-06-2009, 11:43
Isn't this what Forumfall told you last time you posted about this?

Badem
01-06-2009, 11:49
Dont forget to gather all the sextapes and photos together then go to www.myexgirlfriendisaslut.com and post them up on there

BTW its more effective to say in front of her friends 'At least I got to fuck you in the ass then cum on your face, you like that dont ya you dirty bitch' :ninja:

Helgeran
01-06-2009, 12:30
Sounds like sound advice.

Death's Chill
01-06-2009, 12:34
Ladder theory.

Any male who likes to see girls naked should read up on it. It's not all accurate, and even what is can't be taken to be applied with every girl, but it gives a GREAT basis to go from.

Honestly nothing much else to say, besides one thing. As the OP said, get your life together. When things in your life are sufficiently in order (or chaos if that's your thing) to the point where you're happy WITHOUT needing a girl in your life, you're in the perfect mental condition to actually get a girl, because you don't feel like you need one.

If you ever feel like you're dependent on someone else for your happiness, you need to take a good look at your life.

Ion_StormH
01-06-2009, 13:11
I agree with the OT mostly - It's funny that being a "late starter" somehow gave me the ability to analyse things far more easily.*

And the other teens at that point might have said they've got a gf, but what use was it if it was over after three month and nothing else than looking at each other? :sly:

*If you got the dirty joke, you're watching too much porn.

Edit: And I'm still glad I figured the things out by myself quickly enough.

NapalmEnema
01-06-2009, 13:15
Here's what you do if your girlfriend breaks up with you for reasons that you can't grasp/don't quite understand/won't admit to yourself:

1.) Get over it.

2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.

3.) If she talks to you without you prompting it, keep it civil, but do not respond how you once would have. That ship has sailed.

4.) Most importantly, start thinking about yourself. Think of what you had planned to do before dating her, then go back to doing it.

5.) Find some short-term girls and bang them. Immediately. If you live at home and you're post-college age, make sure they have their own place. If you have your own place... fuck man, you're already halfway there.

It took me a while to figure all of this self-evident shit out, but trust me when I say that you're only lying to yourself if you try and get it back together.

It's funny. I should've broken up with the girl that I tried making amends with within the first six months of the relationship (ended up being two years) - which happens to also be the time that I noticed that I just wasn't that into her, romantically. You might think it's your fault - believe me when I tell you that it isn't. I'm just trying to save you young'ns a lot of trouble. To quote Mohammed Suicmez of Necrophagist in his song, "Ignominious & Pale", "Incarceration of personality is the sad inception of self-denial. The one who denies the inner self flees into deception." Do yourself a favor and stay true to yourself. Don't fear breaking up with your partner. You're doing the two of you a favor.

Anyway, there's some bait for you bored Forumfallers. Have fun.

This thread it so full of fucking truth it should be handed to each man-child that reaches puberty, then should be committed to memory or said child should be beaten with canes until it is.

All a woman wants when she 'want's to still be friends' is retain some modicum of control over you. Fuck that shit. Move on and never look back.


Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..

ROFL

Fail.

nathanpinard
01-06-2009, 13:17
Here's what you do if your girlfriend breaks up with you for reasons that you can't grasp/don't quite understand/won't admit to yourself:

1.) Get over it.

2.) Do not, I repeat, do not "just stay friends". Break it off CLEAN, and when (yes, when) she pulls out the patented female line, "I really like you and want to stay friends", tell her that that's just not how it works. Be polite, but firm.

3.) If she talks to you without you prompting it, keep it civil, but do not respond how you once would have. That ship has sailed.

4.) Most importantly, start thinking about yourself. Think of what you had planned to do before dating her, then go back to doing it.

5.) Find some short-term girls and bang them. Immediately. If you live at home and you're post-college age, make sure they have their own place. If you have your own place... fuck man, you're already halfway there.

It took me a while to figure all of this self-evident shit out, but trust me when I say that you're only lying to yourself if you try and get it back together.

It's funny. I should've broken up with the girl that I tried making amends with within the first six months of the relationship (ended up being two years) - which happens to also be the time that I noticed that I just wasn't that into her, romantically. You might think it's your fault - believe me when I tell you that it isn't. I'm just trying to save you young'ns a lot of trouble. To quote Mohammed Suicmez of Necrophagist in his song, "Ignominious & Pale", "Incarceration of personality is the sad inception of self-denial. The one who denies the inner self flees into deception." Do yourself a favor and stay true to yourself. Don't fear breaking up with your partner. You're doing the two of you a favor.

Anyway, there's some bait for you bored Forumfallers. Have fun.

Not to put women on the chopping block, but that "break up for no reason" usually has a reason.

My gf broke up with me after coming back from Marine boot camp. Yet she's dating a guy about a month later...and he's a Marine. Marine boot isn't unisex except for the Mess Hall, and you'll get your ass chewed if you even look at someone the opposite sex.

But even though it's rare, I still think about it.

NapalmEnema
01-06-2009, 13:19
Not to put women on the chopping block, but that "break up for no reason" usually has a reason.

My gf broke up with me after coming back from Marine boot camp. Yet she's dating a guy about a month later...and he's a Marine. Marine boot isn't unisex except for the Mess Hall, and you'll get your ass chewed if you even look at someone the opposite sex.

But even though it's rare, I still think about it.

She was fucking the whole platoon.

Justinian
01-06-2009, 13:21
Ladder theory.

Any male who likes to see girls naked should read up on it. It's not all accurate, and even what is can't be taken to be applied with every girl, but it gives a GREAT basis to go from.

Honestly nothing much else to say, besides one thing. As the OP said, get your life together. When things in your life are sufficiently in order (or chaos if that's your thing) to the point where you're happy WITHOUT needing a girl in your life, you're in the perfect mental condition to actually get a girl, because you don't feel like you need one.

If you ever feel like you're dependent on someone else for your happiness, you need to take a good look at your life.

Yep. Girls smell this on you, as well. You don't even realize it, but you turn into a pussy in order to keep getting pussy. It usually makes the getting of the pussy worse, though, at which point the girl no longer wants to give it up. Or better yet, finds someone new to give it up to.

I have never known a pretty/cute/hot girl who was free from a relationship for more than maybe a month after her initial relationship/breakup. The window for getting a hot girl is pretty small, so TAKE IT.

chodie4u
01-06-2009, 13:21
You just tell her (in front of her and your friends) "well I appreciate you going ass to mouth."

Do that, and most of those points mention by OP will be invalid.

fix'd

Ion_StormH
01-06-2009, 13:30
btw., here's another tip guys: I just messed up one attempt to get a girl because I was watching a dvd while talking to her on the phone ... bad idea.

I didn't really listen, so I ended up admitting that I wanted to go out with her. :rolleyes: With my intentions clear, I messed up the whole desinterest part (actually works, try it if you didn't up to now. Far easier too!). :rolleyes:

Edit: btw., I just read the latter theory. While there are some viable points, I disagree with fucking you mate's gf if she offers it to you - Well, at least if it's one of your best mates.

I'd tell my best friends, obviously, but I wouldn't screw the gf. Simply enough, because I know that with that, I'd sacrifice my friendship of my male friends, which is for the most time far more important than one stupid fuck.

EditEdit: Idea only holds weight if gf is in a long-term relationship with your best mate. Otherwise, it doesn't matter anyways. :)

Justinian
01-06-2009, 13:35
btw., here's another tip guys: I just messed up one attempt to get a girl because I was watching a dvd while talking to her on the phone ... bad idea.

I didn't really listen, so I ended up admitting that I wanted to go out with her. :rolleyes: With my intentions clear, I messed up the whole desinterest part (actually works, try it if you didn't up to now. Far easier too!). :rolleyes:

it's a fine line. you have to know how to tread it lightly.

I still don't know exactly what I'm doing. All I know is the adage of old, "less is more." So, do/say less when you're around girls, and make the things you DO say/do so goddamn awesome that you're the mysteriously sexy guy who they all want to talk to and/or bang. You gotta make them come to you.

Justinian
01-06-2009, 13:36
Edit: btw., I just read the latter theory. While there are some viable points, I disagree with fucking you mate's gf if she offers it to you - Well, at least if it's one of your best mates.

I'd tell my best friends, obviously, but I wouldn't screw the gf. Simply enough, because I know that with that, I'd sacrifice my friendship of my male friends, which is for the most time far more important than one stupid fuck.

EditEdit: Idea only holds weight if gf is in a long-term relationship with your best mate. Otherwise, it doesn't matter anyways. :)

Fuck that shit. Long-term or not, if she's going to sleep around, you should do it to prove a point to your friend that it's over. The longer the wait, the more you're fucking with the both of them.

Ion_StormH
01-06-2009, 13:37
it's a fine line. you have to know how to tread it lightly.

I still don't know exactly what I'm doing. All I know is the adage of old, "less is more." So, do/say less when you're around girls, and make the things you DO say/do so goddamn awesome that you're the mysteriously sexy guy who they all want to talk to and/or bang. You gotta make them come to you.

I agree to you here - Damn it, I think watching Monthy Phyton while talking to here wasn't that intelligent. It always sets me in a good mood and I was too impatient I guess.

Will do better next time 'round though! ;)

And I got to shut up talking about history, politics and science while around girls. Rather use my self-defence as a topic, hehe.


Fuck that shit. Long-term or not, if she's going to sleep around, you should do it to prove a point to your friend that it's over. The longer the wait, the more you're fucking with the both of them.

Mh, I wouldn't have any problems with taping what she said, i.e. helping my friend out.

But I've got the idea that if I would fuck her, my two best friends would abandon me (I'd understand it, too). And that really isn't neccessary I guess. O_o

NapalmEnema
01-06-2009, 13:40
I do most of the talking, what with them being bound with rope and mouth taped in the trunk of my car.

They'll have plenty to say when they are in my sound proof cellar and I get out the needle nose pliars and car battery cables.

Justinian
01-06-2009, 13:41
I do most of the talking, what with them being bound with rope and mouth taped in the trunk of my car.

They'll have plenty to say when they are in my sound proof cellar and I get out the needle nose pliars and car battery cables.

how's Austria this time of year?

NapalmEnema
01-06-2009, 13:43
how's Austria this time of year?

Cold as fuck. And you know that these kids don't burn like they used to? I had to add fucking WOOD to the fire just to get it decently warm.

Ion_StormH
01-06-2009, 13:48
Cold as fuck. And you know that these kids don't burn like they used to? I had to add fucking WOOD to the fire just to get it decently warm.

Horrible indeed - maybe you could use some illegal immigrants as substitute?

NapalmEnema
01-06-2009, 13:49
Horrible indeed - maybe you could use some illegal immigrants as substitute?

Then my whole house smells like taco meat or worse - curry.

Meh...

Ion_StormH
01-06-2009, 14:13
Then my whole house smells like taco meat or worse - curry.

Meh...

No, man. Don't you learn anything down there in Austria? It's the far east Europeans who illegally roam central Europe. :rolleyes:

Justinian
01-06-2009, 16:58
Isn't this what Forumfall told you last time you posted about this?

Yes. I thought my situation was somehow different. I fought the good fight and learned a lesson from my loss.

The Cougar
01-06-2009, 17:00
Yes. I thought my situation was somehow different. I fought the good fight and learned a lesson from my loss.
Welcome to cynical side.

Barbarossa
01-06-2009, 17:01
Awwww, somebody got rejected...welcome to life, this won't be the last time it happens.

Justinian
01-06-2009, 17:01
Welcome to cynical side.

Eh, I've always been cynical. Extremely cynical. Comes with the territory, being from NJ here in the States.

Besides, there's nothing to be cynical about. Life is awesome. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Justinian
01-06-2009, 17:03
Awwww, somebody got rejected...welcome to life, this won't be the last time it happens.

nah man, I rejected her way back in the beginning of the relationship, at least in my mind. I was just too much of a pussy to realize it and cut it off.

The Cougar
01-06-2009, 17:04
Eh, I've always been cynical. Extremely cynical. Comes with the territory, being from NJ here in the States.

Besides, there's nothing to be cynical about. Life is awesome. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Your actions and your words don't add up...

La Cuspide Scarlatta
01-06-2009, 17:08
I mostly agree with everything you said, but point 5).

point 5) can be a good thing or not depending on the person.

sometimes people who do that enter in a spiral of just fucking senselessly and waste themselves, or worse, they get attached to another girl too soon to really understand what they are doing and learning from their "bad" experience

on the other hand if the person is mentally mature enough, could do that without problems, even if a really mentally mature person rarely needs that kind of relief

Quelthias
01-06-2009, 17:11
nah man, I rejected her way back in the beginning of the relationship, at least in my mind. I was just too much of a pussy to realize it and cut it off.

Why bother us with your relations ? Do you think any really bothers ? Sigh.....

Vessol
01-06-2009, 17:12
Thanks Captain Obvious.

jonyak
01-06-2009, 17:14
Ladder theory.

Any male who likes to see girls naked should read up on it. It's not all accurate, and even what is can't be taken to be applied with every girl, but it gives a GREAT basis to go from.

Honestly nothing much else to say, besides one thing. As the OP said, get your life together. When things in your life are sufficiently in order (or chaos if that's your thing) to the point where you're happy WITHOUT needing a girl in your life, you're in the perfect mental condition to actually get a girl, because you don't feel like you need one.

If you ever feel like you're dependent on someone else for your happiness, you need to take a good look at your life.


DO NOT take advice from a 17 year old, who think that you don't need a highschool education to succeed, and who also has said before that he has never been with a woman or even had a girlfriend.

especially when he pops some retarded internet ladder theory bullshit on you.

Feyrband
01-06-2009, 17:21
You just tell her (in front of her or your friends) "at least I got to fuck you in the mouth."

Do that, and most of those points mention by OP will be invalid.

"at least i got to shit on your chest" works much better imo.

Killuminati
01-06-2009, 18:19
Why the fuck not. That's one of the stupidest things about relationships in our society and I really don't see why two people who obviously enjoy(ed) each-other's company enough at one point to date shouldn't stay (good) friends afterwards. As long as it didn't end horribly..

Da fuck? Lol...




Honestly nothing much else to say, besides one thing. As the OP said, get your life together. When things in your life are sufficiently in order (or chaos if that's your thing) to the point where you're happy WITHOUT needing a girl in your life, you're in the perfect mental condition to actually get a girl, because you don't feel like you need one.

If you ever feel like you're dependent on someone else for your happiness, you need to take a good look at your life.

THIS

Goty
01-06-2009, 19:24
What if you have some incurable STD and if it ain't her, it likely won't be anyone else for the rest of your life?

How about if, say, the chick is great in every way but you're the one who doesn't want anything - even though she rocks the mufuckin' casbah, is hot as hell, and digs everything adult swim?

What about a guy who is absolutely no threat to any living woman, and so will remain a loser the rest of his life - but has somehow managed to find a chick to fall passionately in love; should he keep her around, even if he isn't really into her?

Lastly,

What if you have elephantitis and your gross ass tumor-hand isn't even good enough to skin the snake with, should you remain picky or simply pluck the first fruit to fall from the tree?

C'mon Dr. Justinian. Your audience awaits.

Justinian
01-06-2009, 19:38
What if you have some incurable STD and if it ain't her, it likely won't be anyone else for the rest of your life?

Shit sucks. I don't know what to do there. Internet STD date chatrooms?


How about if, say, the chick is great in every way but you're the one who doesn't want anything - even though she rocks the mufuckin' casbah, is hot as hell, and digs everything adult swim?

Exactly my situation. I was just too much of a pussy to break up with her when I first realized it and let it drag out to this. I'm sure we've all been there. Then again, the girl is horrible in the sack and never once communicated what she wanted from me, even when I asked or randomly tried new things. Hot as she is, that shit don't fly.

Here's some good advice for you youngins: If you have sex with a girl a few times and she doesn't seem into it, RUN AWAY. That girl has some serious fuckin issues and she's only going to make you pound your head against the wall. Even if you love her in all other ways, if the sex is lacking, you might as well be jacking. Sounds like some Jesse Jackson shit.


What about a guy who is absolutely no threat to any living woman, and so will remain a loser the rest of his life - but has somehow managed to find a chick to fall passionately in love; should he keep her around, even if he isn't really into her?

If you mean the idea of using a girl as a concept of "girlfriend" because you're a lonely bastard, then no. That guy should stop being such a lonely bastard and find something else to occupy his time other than romantic comedies.


Lastly,

What if you have elephantitis and your gross ass tumor-hand isn't even good enough to skin the snake with, should you remain picky or simply pluck the first fruit to fall from the tree?

C'mon Dr. Justinian. Your audience awaits.

haha. I like the Dr. Justinian thing.