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saltwaterteffy
01-05-2009, 12:34 PM
Lets find out how many among us are smokers! for funsies!

I am not a smoker.


(poll choices INC!~)

Cribble
01-05-2009, 12:35 PM
Poll?

Fluffington
01-05-2009, 12:38 PM
Arn't you clever?
No, you are not.

Cribble
01-05-2009, 12:40 PM
Aren't you clever?
No, you are not.

Sorry Fluffer but I spotted a small common spelling mistake...

saltwaterteffy
01-05-2009, 12:41 PM
Arn't you clever?
No, you are not.

no, but i like to has fun!

edit: Poll is up and running!

Fluffington
01-05-2009, 12:45 PM
Sorry Fluffer but I spotted a small common spelling mistake...

Well fuck me. I spelt aren't incorrectly.

Cribble
01-05-2009, 12:45 PM
Well fuck me. I spelt aren't incorrectly.

Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

Megumi
01-05-2009, 12:46 PM
Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

Speaking of common mistakes...

Fluffington
01-05-2009, 12:47 PM
Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

Yeah, mistakes still suck.

There are bigger problems right now, like the front page being spammed with late 08/early 09 bullshit threads. They can't even use search. One of them spelt "why" as "y". It's getting to me.

Nasty
01-05-2009, 12:48 PM
Didn't find a single option that fits my smoking profile. Typical sloppy o eighter work.

Cribble
01-05-2009, 12:48 PM
Yeah, mistakes still suck.

There are bigger problems right now, like the front page being spammed with late 08/early 09 bullshit threads. They can't even use search. One of them spelt "why" as "y". It's getting to me.

The only time I ever do that is when talking on MSN but never on a forum(Unless I'm not being serious).

Death's Chill
01-05-2009, 12:50 PM
Nope.

Barbarossa
01-05-2009, 12:50 PM
Sorry Fluffer but I spotted a small common spelling mistake...

Well fuck me. I spelt aren't incorrectly.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aren't

No.

You are correct Fluffington.

Largion
01-05-2009, 12:53 PM
I did for 13 years but not anymore. A big part was the price here in Sweden that is around 6$ now.

Cribble
01-05-2009, 12:55 PM
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=aren't

No.

You are correct Fluffington.

What? Oh you must spell it differently in America like how we do colour and you do color.

Lamiosa
01-05-2009, 01:01 PM
Sad thing is, many kids begin to smoke because it is cool or their friends do. Later it is hard for them to stop smoking if they are used to. The kids also do not care mostly about the cancer, reduction of physically abilities, creases in face or shorter life. You could tell them over and over again, they ignore it.

Another bad thing is, that you also get much of the toxin if sitting next to a smoker, so I am very happy that they now have split the rooms of smokers and no-smokers in restaurants.

Phalanx
01-05-2009, 01:03 PM
I don't smoke, I have more tasty addictions such as Coca Cola.

saltwaterteffy
01-05-2009, 01:04 PM
I don't smoke, I have more tasty addictions such as Coca Cola.

hahaha right on!

Zorbie
01-05-2009, 01:05 PM
It's a disgusting habit and in my view people who do are no different than drug addicts. My gf smokes and cannot stop, even whilst pregnant, which i find...well, i let her know.

I love how the majority of them are disgusted by people who smoke weed, but can't face facts how they themselves are drug addicts, smoking carbon monoxide through a paper tube. I was thinking of smoking for a few months, then quitting to just insult people really :)

Though got no issue with them, their choice, just get annoyed when it's pushed onto me, and the pub smoking ban amused me no end (Especially in winter, they will go out in all weather, there could be people shooting at them, hahaha)

Gurrak
01-05-2009, 01:12 PM
I smoke, but not only tobacco:rolleyes:

BlackVolgan
01-05-2009, 01:15 PM
bumming cigs ever since

Nexus
01-05-2009, 01:17 PM
I don't mind smokers if I choose to follow them to talk hang out with them.

I do object if i'm somewhere totally random and a stranger chooses where i'm standing to smoke at even though there are a myriad of other choices.

Only then.

Megumi
01-05-2009, 01:20 PM
Sad thing is, many kids begin to smoke because it is cool or their friends do. Later it is hard for them to stop smoking if they are used to. The kids also do not care mostly about the cancer, reduction of physically abilities, creases in face or shorter life. You could tell them over and over again, they ignore it.

Another bad thing is, that you also get much of the toxin if sitting next to a smoker, so I am very happy that they now have split the rooms of smokers and no-smokers in restaurants.
Are you sure you're only 23?

Henu989
01-05-2009, 01:23 PM
I only smoke when I'm drunk.

saltwaterteffy
01-05-2009, 01:23 PM
I only smoke when I'm drunk.

damn i that should have been one of my poll options! I too am prone to bum a smoke when I am drunk! ><

chodie4u
01-05-2009, 01:24 PM
Sad thing is, many kids begin to smoke because it is cool or their friends do. Later it is hard for them to stop smoking if they are used to. The kids also do not care mostly about the cancer, reduction of physically abilities, creases in face or shorter life. You could tell them over and over again, they ignore it.

Another bad thing is, that you also get much of the toxin if sitting next to a smoker, so I am very happy that they now have split the rooms of smokers and no-smokers in restaurants.

Because that smoke knows better than to venture over to the non-smoker's side!

kissklas
01-05-2009, 01:25 PM
Left 4 Dead!

Im not a smoker, im a hunter.

saltwaterteffy
01-05-2009, 01:25 PM
Because that smoke knows better than to venture over to the non-smoker's side!

of course it does! what kind of a world do you think we live in? one where smoke has no morals?! INCONCEIVABLE!

Honest Bill
01-05-2009, 01:27 PM
INCONCEIVABLE!

Is it wrong that every time i see that word, I imagine it to be the little guy from The Princess Bride who is posting?

saltwaterteffy
01-05-2009, 01:31 PM
Is it wrong that every time i see that word, I imagine it to be the little guy from The Princess Bride who is posting?

i picture the same thing. its why i said it :D

Honest Bill
01-05-2009, 01:32 PM
i picture the same thing. its why i said it :D


Ok thank heavens it isn't just me

Grizzler
01-05-2009, 01:34 PM
I've smoked cigs for about 2 years. Started with greens.

Now, I've quit smoking cigs for about 1.5 year but smoke some real stuff about once a week. And I'm happy about it! ^^

The cannabis is the only thing actually worth smoking tbh so I'm glad I quit the rest and can control what's left.


PS: I live in Belgium and it's really so easy to go accross the border and buy it there :cool:.

Zorbie
01-05-2009, 01:44 PM
Belgium..rules..end of discussion.

Went to Ostende recently and ventured a bit into Holland, which seems to consist of sex and motorbikes.

Megumi
01-05-2009, 01:48 PM
Belgium..rules..end of discussion.

Went to Ostende recently and ventured a bit into Holland, which seems to consist of sex and motorbikes.

That's a case of Holland ruling and having a good influence on Belgium.

The closer to France you get, the shittier Belgium becomes.

Grizzler
01-05-2009, 03:06 PM
That's a case of Holland ruling and having a good influence on Belgium.

The closer to France you get, the shittier Belgium becomes.

Roflmao it's so true. The French part of Belgium is even worse than France itself tbh.

Zushakon
01-05-2009, 03:18 PM
Been smoking ciggs for about 6 years.


The brown stuff(no, not shit) for 4 years.

:ninja:

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 03:20 PM
Smokers = white trash, I would gladly sue and or kill any smoker that comes anywhere near me and my clothing

Zushakon
01-05-2009, 03:23 PM
Smokers = white trash, I would gladly sue and or kill any smoker that comes anywhere near me and my clothing

Funny.. Read trough your old post and you seem like the typical white trash. Also, pussy.

Nah just kidding, I'm a kind soul.

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 03:37 PM
Funny.. Read trough your old post and you seem like the typical white trash. Also, pussy.

Nah just kidding, I'm a kind soul.

lulz, please, I loathe white trash,

besides most the things I say on here aren't honest, they have hidden purposes

Zushakon
01-05-2009, 04:06 PM
lulz, please, I loathe white trash,

besides most the things I say on here aren't honest, they have hidden purposes

Cryptic :ohno: I loathe white trash as well... but I would hardly include regular smokers as white trash..

stalwart
01-05-2009, 04:07 PM
last option due to family guy wisdom.

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 04:33 PM
Cryptic :ohno: I loathe white trash as well... but I would hardly include regular smokers as white trash..

You only say that because you are a smoker yourself, don't you?

I find it hard not to look down upon cigarette smokers, they aren't as bad as homeless people, but they are very close.

If there weren't so many homeless folks to kill, you'd probably start finding cigarette smoker corpses in the streets, trust me on that

Zushakon
01-05-2009, 04:35 PM
You only say that because you are a smoker yourself, don't you?

I find it hard not to look down upon cigarette smokers, they aren't as bad as homeless people, but they are very close.

If there weren't so many homeless folks to kill, you'd probably start finding cigarette smoker corpses in the streets

Bewbz?

Master25
01-05-2009, 04:36 PM
I smoke, but not only tobacco:rolleyes:

this.

I live in amsterdam, so.. yea.

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 04:39 PM
Bewbz?

Yes :)

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 04:45 PM
Go fuck yourself you pretentious douchebag

Careful what you say, someone may decide not to let out their dark desires on killing a hobo someday, as I said, and as you prove, smokers aren't much less worthless :)

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 04:52 PM
I'd say those people are worthless too, interesting, you are almost sentient

Not there yet though, and I don't think someone of your stature could ever achieve it

Zorbie
01-05-2009, 05:03 PM
Pmsl.

Here in Birmingham, the council (which are complete idiots i'll give you that, HQ in my building) are proposing making open area's no smoking too. As in entire roads and precincts, similar to no alcohol area's. That's going to be so funny, it will be like Escape from New York, where they are fenced off into an area of the city as prisoners. Haha.

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 05:06 PM
Pmsl.

Here in Birmingham, the council (which are complete idiots i'll give you that, HQ in my building) are proposing making open area's no smoking too. As in entire roads and precincts, similar to no alcohol area's. That's going to be so funny, it will be like Escape from New York, where they are fenced off into an area of the city as prisoners. Haha.

That would be an excellent solution, but I would also enjoy an either complete elimination of homeless people as well or putting them in some sort of concentration camp too, I may be more accepting towards these people if I dressed in Wal-Mart attire, but why I would wear that shit is beyond me :D

Passing by a homeless man or a smoker in the city makes me wish it was legal to stab someone out in the open where everyone could see

Master25
01-05-2009, 05:07 PM
Smokers = white trash, I would gladly sue and or kill any smoker that comes anywhere near me and my clothing

Or just ask the person to throw away his cigarette.
I'd personally stamp it in your eye.

-Everest-
01-05-2009, 05:07 PM
I love it when newblets try to be all tough to gain internetz rep...what can I say, I get jollies out of watching a dumbass push on a pull door.

Why so upset jim?

Hate the fact you are inferior?

Lotharr
01-05-2009, 05:31 PM
The brown stuff(no, not shit) for 4 years.

:ninja:

Heroin? I kid, I kid.

Rufus
01-05-2009, 05:33 PM
Lets find out how many among us are smokers! for funsies!

I am not a smoker.


(poll choices INC!~)

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns

No I don't smoke.

Nevron
01-05-2009, 05:37 PM
I don't smoke. I've never tried a cigarette in my life, but I've smoked a cigar every now and then for certain occasions.

jonny_wonny
01-05-2009, 05:42 PM
I don't smoke, and I think smoking is stupid. You're basically giving a huge industry thousands of dollars so you can smell bad, have bad breath, kill your taste buds, make yourself look years older, pollute the environment, and give yourself and everyone around you lung cancer. I don't know about you, but to me, that sounds like a great investment.

Zorbie
01-05-2009, 05:46 PM
I don't smoke, and I think smoking is stupid. You're basically giving a huge industry thousands of dollars so you can smell bad, have bad breath, kill your taste buds, make yourself look years older, pollute the environment, and give yourself and everyone around you lung cancer. I don't know about you, but to me, that sounds like a great investment.

Basically, people start smoking for one of two reasons:

1) Peers do
2) Family do

If it's 1), then they just did it to become cool or look older and got hooked.

If it's 2), then unfortunately not so much their fault and a consequence of poor parenting. Parents smoking infront of children is telling them to smoke, end of story.

Baralis
01-05-2009, 05:48 PM
I don't smoke, and I think smoking is stupid. You're basically giving a huge industry thousands of dollars so you can smell bad, have bad breath, kill your taste buds, make yourself look years older, pollute the environment, and give yourself and everyone around you lung cancer. I don't know about you, but to me, that sounds like a great investment.


While I agree smoking is a bad habit and has alot of negatives it just seems to the be the social step child right now. Many other things in our society are just as negative but are never mentioned because they are not the popular conflict.

Personaly I have nothing against a person smoking but they should respect nonsmokers and smoke only in thier home/car and designated areas.

jonny_wonny
01-05-2009, 06:09 PM
While I agree smoking is a bad habit and has alot of negatives it just seems to the be the social step child right now. Many other things in our society are just as negative but are never mentioned because they are not the popular conflict.

Personaly I have nothing against a person smoking but they should respect nonsmokers and smoke only in thier home/car and designated areas.
Yes, I agree that there are a lot of other equally bad or worse things in our society right now. Our society as a whole is pretty sick right now, and all these things like smoking and school shootings are just symptoms of a much deeper problem. And that problem will never become resolved if we focus all our energy on fixing these superficial issues. But it's hard to ignore these superficial issues because these are the issues which directly affect peoples lives. Smoking isn't the real problem, but the effect it has on peoples lives is real, and it's hard to just stand still and watch people harm themselves when you believe it would be so easy to help.

jonny_wonny
01-05-2009, 06:57 PM
No. I did not. But I did use them in the same sentence, I so can understand why you might think that. :rolleyes:

Patrician
01-05-2009, 07:10 PM
A simple Aye/Nay/Bewbz, would have done better.