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Cribble
01-01-2009, 18:42
I was recently playing UO and killing people by doing hit and run things I.E. Run take off a few hits run away come back land a few hits, I do this until they run out of bandages and WTFPWN them with my spear of power (average hit is 50 dmg) some guy said I PK like a Kenyan.

What I'm really trying to say is "Does anyone else PK like this?"

ClownFoot
01-01-2009, 18:43
What you're trying to say if you kite with a melee weapon?

Cribble
01-01-2009, 18:44
What you're trying to say if you kite with a melee weapon?

I think so...

ClownFoot
01-01-2009, 18:45
Then get a fucking bow and learn to kite properly, nub.

Fruitbasket
01-01-2009, 18:45
I run in with a butter knife when PK'ing. Its a very fun sport.

But no. I just have a all out battle not some let me drain you way.

Marrik
01-01-2009, 18:53
Then get a fucking bow and learn to kite properly, nub.

if the guy died, and he didnt, isnt that the definition of pking properly?

Haeso
01-01-2009, 20:27
if the guy died, and he didnt, isnt that the definition of pking properly?

Work it might, efficient it is not. Properly it is not. If your slap your keyboard with your dick in every single pvp encounter you would win eventually, but you wouldn't call that proper, would you?

rockyraccoon
01-01-2009, 20:29
a kenyan lol. i hearz barack obama can PK like that.

zie
01-01-2009, 20:30
kenyans throw spears, they dont poke with them.

Mulambo
01-01-2009, 20:37
I think spears in UO can stunn ur azz now, amirite?

Cribble
01-01-2009, 20:43
I think spears in UO can stunn ur azz now, amirite?

Not on the version I play on I don't think.

Megumi
01-01-2009, 22:07
He was implying that you're black...with negative connotations.

Also, learn to play a mage, scrub.

Cribble
01-01-2009, 22:08
He was implying that you're black...with negative connotations.

Also, learn to play a mage, scrub.

Who are you talking about?

Megumi
01-01-2009, 22:09
Who are you talking about?

Whoever said you PK like a Kenyan.

Barbarossa
01-01-2009, 22:11
Cribble, the only thing you've ever PK'ed was your reputation here by falling for a decepticon.

I, for one, am extremely surprised no one is really ripping you for this.

I would but I fear that being stupid enough to fall for one of the oldest tricks on the internet is punishment enough...

Jackhowitzer
01-01-2009, 22:12
Ouch.

Megumi
01-01-2009, 22:14
Cribble, the only thing you've ever PK'ed was your reputation here by falling for a decepticon.

I, for one, am extremely surprised no one is really ripping you for this.

I would but I fear that being stupid enough to fall for one of the oldest tricks on the internet is punishment enough...

His reaction to the abuse he has received has shown that he could not handle the abuse he deserves...So he gets off with a spanking, some light teasing and blue balls.

heroshade
01-01-2009, 22:14
I must say for a random PM that is pretty epic.

Cribble
01-01-2009, 22:15
Cribble, the only thing you've ever PK'ed was your reputation here by falling for a decepticon.

I, for one, am extremely surprised no one is really ripping you for this.

I would but I fear that being stupid enough to fall for one of the oldest tricks on the internet is punishment enough...

Ok intertubes master.

Barbarossa
01-01-2009, 22:30
Ok intertubes master.

Here's a short history of your time on Forumfall:

- Put a pic of your [supposed] lily white sister up in a Hottest Chicks Alive thread

- Got owned by a decepticon

- Was publicly outed by said decepticon

- Said you were leaving [you didn't]

- Recently claimed you are black

All this in less than 2 years too, even Surly can't make a claim to this much `net drama.

Cribble
01-01-2009, 22:32
Here's a short history of your time on Forumfall:

- Put a pic of your [supposed] lily white sister up in a Hottest Chicks Alive thread

- Got owned by a decepticon

- Was publicly outed by said decepticon

- Said you were leaving [you didn't]

- Recently claimed you are black

All this in less than 2 years too, even Surly can't make a claim to this much `net drama.

Note you thought my lily white sister was hot.

Barbarossa
01-01-2009, 22:35
Note you thought my lily white sister was hot.

I did?

Well, shame on me because she looked all of 14 if I did say that.

But we both know she's not really your sister or even related, and you're not really black but you really do have a thing for decepticons...Am I right?

Wolffen
01-01-2009, 22:45
Then get a fucking bow and learn to kite properly, nub.

Don't listen to this Alfar scumbag.

Cribble
01-01-2009, 22:49
I did?

Well, shame on me because she looked all of 14 if I did say that.

But we both know she's not really your sister or even related, and you're not really black but you really do have a thing for decepticons...Am I right?

Must've been spinewire then and yes I'm not black I'm half-cast and she is my sister cause she lives in the same house as me and I've known her for as long as I can remember.

Megumi
01-01-2009, 22:51
Must've been spinewire then and yes I'm not black I'm half-cast and she is my sister cause she lives in the same house as me and I've known her for as long as I can remember.

They adopted you from Kenya?

Cribble
01-01-2009, 22:52
They adopted you from Kenya?

No they're my parents I know it.

Haeso
01-01-2009, 22:56
They adopted you from Kenya?

BAHAHAHa

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:06
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's CRIBBLE! (http://i43.tinypic.com/2eeg8ig.jpg)

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:07
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's CRIBBLE! (http://i43.tinypic.com/2eeg8ig.jpg)

That was such a shitty photoshop, yet so funny.

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:09
That was such a shitty photoshop, yet so funny.

It's not even a photoshop, Einstein. I do all my graphic editing in MS Paint. And you really think I'm gonna waste more than 10 seconds on ridiculing someone this pathetic? Please.

Cribble
01-01-2009, 23:09
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's CRIBBLE! (http://i43.tinypic.com/2eeg8ig.jpg)

I actually rofled.

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:11
I actually rofled.

I rofled too when you made yourself look like the biggest fucking failure on the whole forum.

Khumash-Gor
01-01-2009, 23:11
I was recently playing UO and killing people by doing hit and run things I.E. Run take off a few hits run away come back land a few hits, I do this until they run out of bandages and WTFPWN them with my spear of power (average hit is 50 dmg) some guy said I PK like a Kenyan.

What I'm really trying to say is "Does anyone else PK like this?"

why kite with a spear... they swing faster than most weps... you could have killed him in 1/2 the time it took you. nub

Cribble
01-01-2009, 23:12
I rofled too when you made yourself look like the biggest fucking failure on the whole forum.

I also rofled when I saw your mums crusty pussy.

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:15
It's not even a photoshop, Einstein. I do all my graphic editing in MS Paint. And you really think I'm gonna waste more than 10 seconds on ridiculing someone this pathetic? Please.

Are you new to the internets? If it's modified, it's photoshopped, MS paint or no.


I also rofled when I saw your mums crusty pussy.

Are you sure it wasn't a trap?

Cribble
01-01-2009, 23:18
Are you new to the internets? If it's modified, it's photoshopped, MS paint or no.



Are you sure it wasn't a trap?

I didn't stick around long enough to find out though I'm pretty sure I saw a bit of cake in there.

Megumi
01-01-2009, 23:18
I didn't stick around long enough to find out.

Well, you were done after 45 seconds, who can blame her?

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:19
Are you new to the internets? If it's modified, it's photoshopped, MS paint or no.

I'll notify you when I give a shit about your excuses. Until then, fuck off, chanfag.


Are you sure it wasn't a trap?

That one must've left quite a singe.

Cribble
01-01-2009, 23:19
Well, you were done after 45 seconds, who can blame her?

Yeah I'm sure you'd be there for hours.

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:21
Yeah I'm sure you'd be there for hours.

Do you even know what's in your sig? I'm gonna change the wikipedia entry for "tool" to "Cribble" now.

Megumi
01-01-2009, 23:22
Yeah I'm sure you'd be there for hours.

Since when is being able to last longer than a minute a bad thing?

Cribble
01-01-2009, 23:22
Do you even know what's in your sig? I'm gonna change the wikipedia entry for "tool" to "Cribble" now.

Yep and I cannot stand you guys at all.

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:25
Yep and I cannot stand you guys at all.

Then why the fuck are you still here? You've got about as much of a face left as Kurt Cobain.

antihero-zero
01-01-2009, 23:29
I'm not sure if I should have a huge ego boost because I'm vastly more intelligent then the people who've posted in this thread (ie, above a stray dog), or be saddened by the state of humanity after reading it.

Megumi
01-01-2009, 23:29
Then why the fuck are you still here? You've got about as much of a face left as Kurt Cobain.

Nicely put.

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:30
I'm not sure if I should have a huge ego boost because I'm vastly more intelligent then the people who've posted in this thread (ie, above a stray dog), or be saddened by the state of humanity after reading it.

Welcome to Forumfall. You must be new here.

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:36
Nicely put.

It's a TRAAAAAAAP

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:41
It's a TRAAAAAAAP

Shut your TRAAAAAAP.

Killuminati
01-01-2009, 23:47
I'm not sure if I should have a huge ego boost because I'm vastly more intelligent then the people who've posted in this thread (ie, above a stray dog), or be saddened by the state of humanity after reading it.

I think you would explode from so much sucking of your own dick.

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:48
Shut your TRAAAAAAP.

So much anger, did megumi trick you too, you just disappointed to find out he's a man?

Megumi
01-01-2009, 23:49
So much anger, did megumi trick you too, you just disappointed to find out he's a man?

You're definitely new to OT.

Pcheez
01-01-2009, 23:49
I'm not sure if I should have a huge ego boost because I'm vastly more intelligent then the people who've posted in this thread (ie, above a stray dog), or be saddened by the state of humanity after reading it.

Protip : When claiming intellectual prowess vastly superior to that of others, make sure to spell very basic words correctly.

It is than, not Then.

You also mean to say above that of a stray dog, as you are referring to intelligence, not the position of the people posting in the thread nor to that of yourself.

Do not get too cocky. Grammar aside, you cannot determine a poster's intelligence through posts. I for one do not waste thought on forumfalling, i simply type out the first thoughts that come to my mind, no proofreading, no double checking, in fact i doubt i've ever hit backspace on these boards, ever.

ITS A TARP

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:51
You're definitely new to OT.

Not really, I'm just fucking with him. He seems very angry, and angry people are fun to mess with.

Mordhak
01-01-2009, 23:52
Not really, I'm just fucking with him. He seems very angry, and angry people are fun to mess with.

Heheh. Yes, little zergling. You're driving my.. er, me nuts.

Lotharr
01-01-2009, 23:54
If your slap your keyboard with your dick in every single pvp encounter you would win eventually, but you wouldn't call that proper, would you?

In that case, I'm fucked.

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:55
Heheh. Yes, little zergling. You're driving my.. er, me nuts.

Clever. Your first post at me did seem pretty angry as far as angry posts though, don't blame me for how you come off and me making fun of it.


In that case, I'm fucked.

Quoted simply because it made me laugh.

Barbarossa
01-01-2009, 23:56
Must've been spinewire then and yes I'm not black I'm half-cast and she is my sister cause she lives in the same house as me and I've known her for as long as I can remember.

So how you get the lily white sister then?

Cribble's Sister 1 (http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o241/broken-pain/scene.jpg)

Cribble's Sister 2 (http://www.myhairstylingtools.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/emo-1.jpg)

Cribble (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5687/dsc00358kh4.jpg)

Sorry but I'm really having a hard time seeing a family resemblance here...just do us a favor and stop it with the LYING, okay?

Thanks...

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:57
So how you get the lily white sister then?

Cribble's Sister 1 (http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o241/broken-pain/scene.jpg)

Cribble's Sister 2 (http://www.myhairstylingtools.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/emo-1.jpg)

Cribble (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5687/dsc00358kh4.jpg)

Sorry but I'm really having a hard time seeing a family resemblance here...just do us a favor and stop it with the LYING, okay?

Thanks...

My pedo-sense is tingling. Oh wait nope. Something else

Cribble
01-01-2009, 23:58
So how you get the lily white sister then?

Cribble's Sister 1 (http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o241/broken-pain/scene.jpg)

Cribble's Sister 2 (http://www.myhairstylingtools.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/emo-1.jpg)

Cribble (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5687/dsc00358kh4.jpg)

Sorry but I'm really having a hard time seeing a family resemblance here...just do us a favor and stop it with the LYING, okay?

Thanks...

She's my half sister, My mum is white and my dad is black so she is my half sister on my mu's side... happy?

Barbarossa
01-01-2009, 23:58
I think you would explode from so much sucking of your own dick.

This^^^but I would say implode...

Haeso
01-01-2009, 23:59
She's my half sister, My mum is white and my dad is black so she is my half sister on my mu's side... happy?

No, you're adopted, and your real parents never loved you.

Now I'm happy.

Killuminati
01-01-2009, 23:59
Those pics aren't even his

Pcheez
01-01-2009, 23:59
So how you get the lily white sister then?

Cribble's Sister 1 (http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o241/broken-pain/scene.jpg)

Cribble's Sister 2 (http://www.myhairstylingtools.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/emo-1.jpg)

Cribble (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5687/dsc00358kh4.jpg)

Sorry but I'm really having a hard time seeing a family resemblance here...just do us a favor and stop it with the LYING, okay?

Thanks...

Its pretty obvious the black teenager is Cribbles.

It is impossible the pure white girl is his sister.

Epic juxstaposition Barb.

Cribble
01-02-2009, 00:00
Feel free to not believe but she is my sister.

Pcheez
01-02-2009, 00:01
Feel free to not believe but she is my sister.

If she is your sister, you shouldnt really be whoring her on the internets.

You lose either way.

Haeso
01-02-2009, 00:01
Feel free to not believe but she is my sister.

I may be crossing the line here forumfall, I apologize in advance.

Or is that just what you tell yourself when you're having sex with her, pervert.

Lord Belphegor
01-02-2009, 00:02
lol, antihero-zero is so full of shit, which would be himself, that it's hilarious.

Mordhak
01-02-2009, 00:02
Clever. Your first post at me did seem pretty angry as far as angry posts though, don't blame me for how you come off and me making fun of it.

You're definitely new to OT.

Megumi
01-02-2009, 00:03
Feel free to not believe but she is my sister.

Why are you allowing her to be emo?

Haeso
01-02-2009, 00:03
You're definitely new to OT.

To posting, not to lurking. Advanced discussion was driving me insane with all the retardation.

Killuminati
01-02-2009, 00:04
Why are you allowing her to be emo?

Cuz he is..

Barbarossa
01-02-2009, 00:12
She's my half sister, My mum is white and my dad is black so she is my half sister on my mu's side... happy?

No...not happy...not yet.


I want to know how it feels to not only have your manhood wtfpwnt by a decepticon but how it feels knowing that exactly 276,541 other people know this as well.

Then I'll be happy and then you can exit...stage left.

Mordhak
01-02-2009, 00:13
No...not happy...not yet.


I want to know how it feels to not only have your manhood wtfpwnt by a decepticon but how it feels knowing that exactly 276,541 other people know this as well.

Then I'll be happy and then you can exit...stage left.

I don't think he felt anything, because of the lack of having anything to be wtfpwnt.