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Zuku
12-31-2008, 07:04 AM
So, I was wondering, when a stipper climbs a pole and begins to spin around it on her way down does she spin counter-clockwise (anti-clockwise for you Euros) in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere?

heroshade
12-31-2008, 07:07 AM
So, I was wondering, when a stipper climbs a pole and begins to spin around it on her way down does she spin counter-clockwise (anti-clockwise for you Euros) in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere?

Yes, strippers usually follow the laws of hemispherical currents.

Layedballer
12-31-2008, 07:11 AM
So, I was wondering, when a stipper climbs a pole and begins to spin around it on her way down does she spin counter-clockwise (anti-clockwise for you Euros) in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere?

Because I told them too now stop going to titty bars and try to get a girl you pay with food and activities. Not dollar bills

Razel
12-31-2008, 07:14 AM
i know a 'stripper' and i have to tell you nothing she does is logical and doesn't seem to follow any pattern other than self interest. She just had a kid and is breastfeeding it all sorts of nasty drugs, alcohol etc, no wonder the baby sleeps 12 hours a day. she has an assload of money tho and a bunch of monkeys that fall all over he feet. I predict she will fall so hard her imported solid wood floors wont save her.

Paralda
12-31-2008, 08:21 AM
Needs poll.

Layedballer
12-31-2008, 08:23 AM
Needs poll.
I have a pole for you

Teishu Soukutsu
12-31-2008, 10:25 AM
Wow, >_> totally had my hopes up with the title. It probably depends on her dominant hand, a lefty grabs the pole with her left hand and spins counter, a righty spins clockwise.

Mr.LichTwitch
12-31-2008, 10:35 AM
I like the ones that spin like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQmWfWW2W8) :lmao:

Threven
12-31-2008, 11:01 AM
I like the ones that spin like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQmWfWW2W8) :lmao:

You made me lol.

Agge
12-31-2008, 12:20 PM
daaamn, she just piledrived herself.

epicor
12-31-2008, 01:58 PM
2roflcopters way way up from that fall. also babies normally sleep 14+ hours a day for newborns

antihero-zero
12-31-2008, 02:20 PM
I actually am working on a grant to study this, and from my extensive private research on this topic, most strippers in North America spin counter-clockwise on the way down the pole.

Lotharr
12-31-2008, 03:34 PM
They usually spin to this (http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5675247,00.gif) direction.

holychicken
12-31-2008, 03:54 PM
Just like with flushing toilets, the mass of a stripper is too small for the coriolis effect to be the dominate force.

If everything else is perfectly balanced, sure, strippers will rotate different directions in the northern and southern hemisphere. However, something as small as one boob being slightly bigger than the other would be the more dominate force when it comes to determining which way a stripper would rotate down said poll.

gtechie
12-31-2008, 03:59 PM
I like the ones that spin like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQmWfWW2W8) :lmao:

Yes, I immediately thought of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbsCrzxdZFI&NR=1).

Mulambo
12-31-2008, 05:36 PM
Just like with flushing toilets, the mass of a stripper is too small for the coriolis effect to be the dominate force.

If everything else is perfectly balanced, sure, strippers will rotate different directions in the northern and southern hemisphere. However, something as small as one boob being slightly bigger than the other would be the more dominate force when it comes to determining which way a stripper would rotate down said poll.
This guy knows what he is talking about. Yes he does.