Describe Your First Date

[Rufus]

Lets here it. None of that "Hanging out" stuff, a real first date. Who was it with? Where did you go? Did you screw up?

My first date's dad had a shotgun, which he was cleaning when I drove up. That stuff doesn't just happen in movies.

[rockyraccoon]

Lets here it. None of that "Hanging out" stuff, a real first date. Who was it with? Where did you go? Did you screw up?

My first date's dad had a shotgun, which he was cleaning when I drove up. That stuff doesn't just happen in movies.

my first date was passed out before i even met her.

[Bissen]

"Here you have your money"

[Vessol]

Got coffee at a local Barnes and Nobles, talked a bit and held hands, then went to go see a movie. Spent most of the movie making out.

ah to be 14 again

[heroshade]

We went and saw some retarded movie. She talked about some retarded shit and her retarded friends, while I sat quietly, mumbling the occasional "Uh-huh"

She got mad and bitched me out because I told her I didn't want to go out with her again. In fact, I really wish I had never even talked to this slut. God, it's a wonder I'm still strait after listening to her...

[Lord Belphegor]

Lets here it. None of that "Hanging out" stuff, a real first date. Who was it with? Where did you go? Did you screw up?

My first date's dad had a shotgun, which he was cleaning when I drove up. That stuff doesn't just happen in movies.

My first date wasn't fun at all.

Her name was SexyBabeElf and she was a Night Elf and I was a Dwarf. We met up in a remote location, and began conversing. Everything was great, we had deep conversations and we even took our armors off. She was so beautiful, I still remember her sexy moves when she performed dance emotes on me. Then something happened and she must must have lost connection. It made me very upset. I could not sleep entire night thinking about my lovely SexyBabeElf.

This was not the worst of all. Next day ruined my life forever. I will never be able to love again. When checking her Myspace, I read one of the comments there, stating that FBI has raided her house and she was arrested. They claim she was in fact a 60 year old man, some sort of an online predator. I never heard from her again, but I will never believe that she was not who she claimed to be.

Screw love! Screw dating!

[heroshade]

My first date wasn't fun at all.

Her name was SexyBabeElf and she was a Night Elf and I was a Dwarf. We met up in a remote location, and began conversing. Everything was great, we had deep conversations and we even took our armors off. She was so beautiful, I still remember her sexy moves when she performed dance emotes on me. Then something happened and she must must have lost connection. It made me very upset. I could not sleep entire night thinking about my lovely SexyBabeElf.

This was not the worst of all. Next day ruined my life forever. I will never be able to love again. When checking her Myspace, I read one of the comments there, stating that FBI has raided her house and she was arrested. They claim she was in fact a 60 year old man, some sort of an online predator. I never heard from her again, but I will never believe that she was not who she claimed to be.

Screw love! Screw dating!
And screw 60 year old men!!

Wait.

[Mordare]

8th grade, went on a Halloween date with girl from my English class. We went trick or treating then watched a scary movie with her mom (who was scarier than the movie) sitting in the next room. Then we went out to the back porch and made out a little before her mom interrupted us and made me go home. Only had one date with her, she got put in a catholic school the next semester and every time I saw her around town she had a BF.

Highlight of the night was when she had to pee during the trick or treating. We found some bushes and she went into them and did her thing. Due to the lighting and where I was standing I pretty much got full view. That image was burned into my brain for future fapping sessions for quite awhile.

[heroshade]

8th grade, went on a Halloween date with girl from my English class. We went trick or treating then watched a scary movie with her mom (who was scarier than the movie) sitting in the next room. Then we went out to the back porch and made out a little before her mom interrupted us and made me go home. Only had one date with her, she got put in a catholic school the next semester and every time I saw her around town she had a BF.

Highlight of the night was when she had to pee during the trick or treating. We found some bushes and she went into them and did her thing. Due to the lighting and where I was standing I pretty much got full view. That image was burned into my brain for future fapping sessions for quite awhile.

How can people find this sexy?

[Lord Belphegor]

How can people find this sexy?

Considering that some people even enjoy being pissed and shat on, I do not find it surprising at all.

[rockyraccoon]

dates are so 1990's. one night stands moar?

[Lord Belphegor]

dates are so 1990's. one night stands moar?

For your information, a date could be a one night stand.

[Kekshorts]

I dunno if I can really consider anything I do "dating"... They're becoming pretty rare from what I see.

[Layedballer]

Well I asked her if she smelled chloroform, and the rest was history

[heroshade]

Lets here it. None of that "Hanging out" stuff, a real first date. Who was it with? Where did you go? Did you screw up?

My first date's dad had a shotgun, which he was cleaning when I drove up. That stuff doesn't just happen in movies.
The fact that you had your license on your first date is sad, imo.

[Ashli]

"Here you have your money"

lmao.

oh my first date. met him at a 6th grade dance and we were hooked up by two older girls. we danced and exchanged numbers. later on we went out but since we were so young obviously his parents were with him to pick me up. we went to a movie. cant remember what it was. then went to sonic and had some ice cream. took me home and got my first kiss on the cheek. later on i just stopped calling him and eventually gave him the impression that i didnt want to go out with him anymore. we never went to the same school until high school and he aged quite well. we became good friends but nothing more.

[Vessol]

I dunno if I can really consider anything I do "dating"... They're becoming pretty rare from what I see.

masturbating doesnt count as date ftl

[heroshade]

lmao.

oh my first date. met him at a 6th grade dance and we were hooked up by two older girls. we danced and exchanged numbers. later on we went out but since we were so young obviously his parents were with him to pick me up. we went to a movie. cant remember what it was. then went to sonic and had some ice cream. took me home and got my first kiss on the cheek. later on i just stopped calling him and eventually gave him the impression that i didnt want to go out with him anymore. we never went to the same school until high school and he aged quite well. we became good friends but nothing more.

And women bitch at us for never calling...

[Kekshorts]

And women bitch at us for never calling...
ya seriously... fuckin hell.

[rockyraccoon]

And women bitch at us for never calling...

in all fairness, i'm not even sure i would want to call him (http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture005by5.jpg) back either.

[heroshade]

in all fairness, i'm not even sure i would want to call him (http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture005by5.jpg) back either.

Fail :/

Also, how long do you plan on keeping that?

[Ashli]

Fail :/

Also, how long do you plan on keeping that?

lmao im guessing that is you?

[Wickfield]

ya seriously... fuckin hell.

lol :lmao:



ashli was the telling the story from the girl's perspective. Unfortunately ashli was the guy, which speaks volumes about his strange understanding of the opposite sex.

[heroshade]

lmao im guessing that is you?

It's a picture of my stoner friend that I took in eigth grade for a wikipedia page I was going to make of him (It got delete five fucking minutes later. waste of typing), and Rocky seems to like it.

EDIT: Or it could possibly be Rocky's first date. I wouldn't put it past either of them.

[rockyraccoon]

It's a picture of my stoner friend that I took in eigth grade for a wikipedia page I was going to make of him (It got delete five fucking minutes later. waste of typing), and Rocky seems to like it.

i'm just doing what they call a reoccurring joke.

[Viluin]

I don't want to talk about it. It was pretty bad. Not at the time, but when I think back it makes me cringe, haha.

But it's true, "dates" are so old school. I haven't gone on a proper date in years, you can just meet women when you're out in town, get laid and forget about her. I'm too young to care about anything else.

[Ashli]

lol :lmao:



ashli was the telling the story from the girl's perspective. Unfortunately ashli was the guy, which speaks volumes about his strange understanding of the opposite sex.

in your case there is no opposite sex. and if i was telling it from the girls perspective im pretty sure i would have quite a good understanding of the opposite sex.

It's a picture of my stoner friend that I took in eigth grade for a wikipedia page I was going to make of him (It got delete five fucking minutes later. waste of typing), and Rocky seems to like it.


lol he apparently does. looks like something a stoner would do.

[rockyraccoon]

I don't want to talk about it. It was pretty bad. Not at the time, but when I think back it makes me cringe, haha.

But it's true, "dates" are so old school. I haven't gone on a proper date in years, you can just meet women when you're out in town, get laid and forget about her. I'm too young to care about anything else.

yah know, amsterdam's red light district doesn't really count as a date.

[heroshade]

i'm just doing what they call a reoccurring joke.
I thought those were supposed to be funny though?

[Viluin]

yah know, amsterdam's red light district doesn't really count as a date.

Awwwww, why not? That's just BS, I demand a change of rules.

[rockyraccoon]

I thought those were supposed to be funny though?

its a seinfeld-esque reoccurring joke, suppose to be funny for some people of a certain race.

[heroshade]

in your case there is no opposite sex. and if i was telling it from the girls perspective im pretty sure i would have quite a good understanding of the opposite sex.






She is right. Girls are fucking ninjastalkers. My girlfriend told me happy birthday before I even told anybody it was my birthday >.<

[kyrilius]

I don't remember my first date except that it was with a Vietnamese chick and I didn't get laid.

[heroshade]

I don't remember my first date except that it was with a Vietnamese chick and I didn't get laid.

Did she beat up your French friend and then kick your ass too?

/cornyjoke

[kyrilius]

Did she beat up your French friend and then kick your ass too?

/cornyjoke

She spit on my Mexican friend then grabbed my ass.

/nojoke

[Rufus]

The fact that you had your license on your first date is sad, imo.

Not in my culture man. That's the time to date. Besides going on a "date" when you're 14 is like two male elephants jumping over a river full of flamingos.

[Dimgo]

"here you have your money"
2

Actually it was like this:

The girl said :
its "250 reais" (brazil currency)
Me:
No way, 200 and thats it
The girl :
Ok.


I still think i could have lowered to 100

[heroshade]

Not in my culture man. That's the time to date. Besides going on a "date" when you're 14 is like two male elephants jumping over a river full of flamingos.

I pictured the scene and I still don't get it.

[Rufus]

I pictured the scene and I still don't get it.

Someone dies. You can't drive him/her somewhere, it ain't a date.

[Dimgo]

Highlight of the night was when she had to pee during the trick or treating. We found some bushes and she went into them and did her thing. Due to the lighting and where I was standing I pretty much got full view. That image was burned into my brain for future fapping sessions for quite awhile.
Are you fucking kidding me right?

[Ashli]

Are you fucking kidding me right?

lmao your use of words always make me laugh without even having to flame you.

[heroshade]

lmao your use of words always make me laugh without even having to flame you.

So HE is the one you've been sending nude pics to. To Dimgo's profile!!

[lipe[cpc]]

It started with some digging, but after I removed all the maggots she was very cute. We made love and afterwards held each other until morning.

[Dimgo]

So HE is the one you've been sending nude pics to. To Dimgo's profile!!
Yes and she begs me to not post the pics and i dont because she keeps sending more...

[kyrilius]

Are you fucking kidding me right?

sig-worthy.

[heroshade]

sig-worthy.

Really?

[Paralda]

I hung out with a girl, then a week later went on a "date" with her, to a movie. I guess I was around 15. All my girlfriends before that I never went on dates with.

[kyrilius]

Really?

yup.

[Rufus]

I hung out with a girl, then a week later went on a "date" with her, to a movie. I guess I was around 15. All my girlfriends before that I never went on dates with.

Player.

[Sleepycow]

My first date? I was in third grade and my mom drove the two of us to Discovery Zone. I did not get laid.

[rockyraccoon]

My first date? I was in third grade and my mom drove the two of us to Discovery Zone. I did not get laid.

but your mom certainly did.

[heroshade]

but your mom certainly did.

With this guy.

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture005by5.jpg

[Ashli]

Yes and she begs me to not post the pics and i dont because she keeps sending more...

lol if that was the case thats not all i would be begging for.
you stud, you...

[Wickfield]

in your case there is no opposite sex. and if i was telling it from the girls perspective im pretty sure i would have quite a good understanding of the opposite sex.

this post confuses me. So... there is no opposite sex to my own? And then you just restate what I said, that you have an astounding understanding of the opposite sex.

I'm so lost...

[Wickfield]

I hung out with a girl, then a week later went on a "date" with her, to a movie. I guess I was around 15. All my girlfriends before that I never went on dates with.

you sound like a record-breakingly average individual.


paralda.

[heroshade]

you sound like a record-breakingly average individual.


paralda.
His list making skills probably get him loads of pussy though.

[Sleepycow]

With this guy.

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture005by5.jpg

How old was that guy in 1993?

[heroshade]

How old was that guy in 1993?

I don't know, like one? Maybe two?

[Wickfield]

How old was that guy in 1993?

he was born in 1994. Late '94.

[Ashli]

this post confuses me. So... there is no opposite sex to my own? And then you just restate what I said, that you have an astounding understanding of the opposite sex.

I'm so lost...

you will always be lost hun. sorry to say:(
oh and fyi. strange and astounding mean 2 totally different things.

[Sleepycow]

he was born in 1994. Late '94.

So my mom had sex with a fetus. Great.

[Wickfield]

you will always be lost hun. sorry to say:(
oh and fyi. strange and astounding mean 2 totally different things.

strange=weird
astounding=suprising


they're in the same vein. and don't get catty with me. Get enough of that bullshit on those facebook apps.

[Wickfield]

So my mom had sex with a fetus. Great.

*for her

[heroshade]

*for her

:lmao:

[ClownFoot]

In 9th grade I got high with some friends and went to the movies. When we got there, there was some girls from my school. I bet my friends I could get one to sit with me during the movie(I become quite charming when I'm high, but I can also be a jerk, 50/50 chance what you'll get), and I managed to do so during the ticket line-up.

After talking to her for most the movie, I finally started trying to kiss her(it was pretty awkward, as I was completely new to this sort of thing, but she seemed pretty good at it). It was hard, because her stupid bitch friends were laughing and giggling at me the whole time. I probably would have strangled at least one of them if there wasn't a theatre-full of witnesses.

At the end of the movie when we were exchanging numbers, my friends came and pulled out another joint. I offered her some, she slapped me, and said she would not go out with a stoner that would never get anywhere in life.




My first date lasted the length of one movie, I barely got to first base, and ended with me getting slapped. Now I feel pathetic...

[Gaal]

I was thirteen and went to see this crapfest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw-OxIg0V9M) for some reason.

Needless to say it was fucking awkward.

[CuriousGeorge]

Clownfoot, tell us the end if the story. Did you go anywhere in life?

[Wickfield]

Clownfoot, tell us the end if the story. Did you go anywhere in life?

:lmao:

[ClownFoot]

Clownfoot, tell us the end if the story. Did you go anywhere in life?

I don't think so. I've just fucked up majorly with my last girlfriend(I rather not talk about it), I haven't held down a single job for more than 3 months(then again, it's just a bunch of shitty part-time jobs, do they really matter?), and I spend most of my free time browsing forums instead of socializing, and when I do socialize, it's mostly to smoke illegal substances.

Then again, I'm pulling out 80s in university, and I did just beat a drug test for my new job. Maybe this one will last longer?

[Ashli]

strange=weird
astounding=suprising


they're in the same vein. and don't get catty with me. Get enough of that bullshit on those facebook apps.

lol im 'catty'(i like that term) with everyone and im not going to treat you any different. even though you are oh so special in my eyes.:)

[rockyraccoon]

lol im 'catty'(i like that term) with everyone and im not going to treat you any different. even though you are oh so special in my eyes.:)

were you catty with that kitten you shitkicked in the spine and caused it to drown in its own blood?

[Layedballer]

were you catty with that kitten you shitkicked in the spine and caused it to drown in its own blood?

Mmm kinky

[Ashli]

were you catty with that kitten you shitkicked in the spine and caused it to drown in its own blood?

lol a little. but catty doesnt refer to anger. and i didnt kick the poor thing in the spine.

[Vessol]

lol im 'catty'(i like that term) with everyone and im not going to treat you any different. even though you are oh so special in my eyes.:)

Wickfield got his GF to play DFO!? What the shit. Share your secrets man.

[rockyraccoon]

Mmm kinky

yes and it did provide some good lulz.

[rockyraccoon]

Wickfield got his GF to play DFO!? What the shit. Share your secrets man.

assuming forumfallers actually have girlfriends.

[popsaregood230]

assuming forumfallers actually have girlfriends.

I have a baby momma :eek:

[Sleepycow]

your name would be funnier if it said "poopsaregood"

[popsaregood230]

your name would be funnier if it said "poopsaregood"

wantsa pretendz?

[Dazarthas]

Digging her up was the easy part... it's getting them back in the ground that's hard, since the topsoil's all messed up at that point, and it's a bitch to make it look right.

[terafis]

My first date was on my 14th birthday. I had a small birthday party at home with a few friends, then we were going to a movie and then to an under 18 disco. I was going to meet the girl at the movies, then go from there.

So anyway, my birthday cake was a big cream filled afair, really rich. I ate a couple of slices of it, then we all got in Dads car and got a lift to the movies. There turns out to be a fairly big line up inside, and while waiting for the line to move forward, the cake really started having an affect on me, and i needed to crap BADLY.

So I'm making my way towards the male toilets through the crowd at the cinema, and just couldn't hold it in - and shat myself right there in the cinema foyer. It was a real killer shit too. I managed to dive inside the toilets then a cubicle, where i spent the next hour and a half using the toilet bowl to try and clean the shit off me, my clothes and my shoes.

I got to the point where I couldn't make it any cleaner than it was, and came out just as the movie we had all come to see was finishing, and my friends from my party, and the girl i was meeting for the date and a few of her friends were also walking out from the movie.

And here's me - shambling out from the male toilets with wet jeans, soaking boots, and smelling of shit.

Still makes me laugh a bit thinking about it.

[Ashli]

My first date was on my 14th birthday. I had a small birthday party at home with a few friends, then we were going to a movie and then to an under 18 disco. I was going to meet the girl at the movies, then go from there.

So anyway, my birthday cake was a big cream filled afair, really rich. I ate a couple of slices of it, then we all got in Dads car and got a lift to the movies. There turns out to be a fairly big line up inside, and while waiting for the line to move forward, the cake really started having an affect on me, and i needed to crap BADLY.

So I'm making my way towards the male toilets through the crowd at the cinema, and just couldn't hold it in - and shat myself right there in the cinema foyer. It was a real killer shit too. I managed to dive inside the toilets then a cubicle, where i spent the next hour and a half using the toilet bowl to try and clean the shit off me, my clothes and my shoes.

I got to the point where I couldn't make it any cleaner than it was, and came out just as the movie we had all come to see was finishing, and my friends from my party, and the girl i was meeting for the date and a few of her friends were also walking out from the movie.

And here's me - shambling out from the male toilets with wet jeans, soaking boots, and smelling of shit.

Still makes me laugh a bit thinking about it.

....it makes me feel very very bad for you.

[Reckun]

my school sucks so bad I cant get a date

[lipe[cpc]]

my school sucks so bad I cant get a date

Yep. Suckyness definitely has something to do with it.

[tallefred]

Digging her up was the easy part... it's getting them back in the ground that's hard, since the topsoil's all messed up at that point, and it's a bitch to make it look right.

It's simple. Dig around the perimeter a little bit, and try to get all the grass out in one piece. That way when you are done you can just put it back on top with no hassle.

[heroshade]

my school sucks so bad I cant get a date

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Vessol]

My first date was on my 14th birthday. I had a small birthday party at home with a few friends, then we were going to a movie and then to an under 18 disco. I was going to meet the girl at the movies, then go from there.

So anyway, my birthday cake was a big cream filled afair, really rich. I ate a couple of slices of it, then we all got in Dads car and got a lift to the movies. There turns out to be a fairly big line up inside, and while waiting for the line to move forward, the cake really started having an affect on me, and i needed to crap BADLY.

So I'm making my way towards the male toilets through the crowd at the cinema, and just couldn't hold it in - and shat myself right there in the cinema foyer. It was a real killer shit too. I managed to dive inside the toilets then a cubicle, where i spent the next hour and a half using the toilet bowl to try and clean the shit off me, my clothes and my shoes.

I got to the point where I couldn't make it any cleaner than it was, and came out just as the movie we had all come to see was finishing, and my friends from my party, and the girl i was meeting for the date and a few of her friends were also walking out from the movie.

And here's me - shambling out from the male toilets with wet jeans, soaking boots, and smelling of shit.

Still makes me laugh a bit thinking about it.

You fucking win.

[ejnomad07]

8th grade, went on a Halloween date with girl from my English class. We went trick or treating then watched a scary movie with her mom (who was scarier than the movie) sitting in the next room. Then we went out to the back porch and made out a little before her mom interrupted us and made me go home. Only had one date with her, she got put in a catholic school the next semester and every time I saw her around town she had a BF.

Highlight of the night was when she had to pee during the trick or treating. We found some bushes and she went into them and did her thing. Due to the lighting and where I was standing I pretty much got full view. That image was burned into my brain for future fapping sessions for quite awhile.

That's not really sexy buddy. You scare me a little bit I must admit.