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Eyrothath
12-25-2008, 03:10 PM
http://www.wimp.com/crazyskills/

Wtf, this has gotta be fake... :eek:

I gotta see it to believe it..

Saturday Saint
12-25-2008, 03:13 PM
I doubt there was any video editing, so seeing it with your own eyes wouldn't make it any less BS.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 03:13 PM
http://www.wimp.com/crazyskills/

Wtf, this has gotta be fake... :eek:

I gotta see it to believe it..
no it's real he actualy has super mad chi focusing powers

Largion
12-25-2008, 03:13 PM
http://www.wimp.com/crazyskills/

Wtf, this has gotta be fake... :eek:

I gotta see it to believe it..

They said the same thing when I told them I could fly.

Eyrothath
12-25-2008, 03:14 PM
no it's real he actualy has super mad chi focusing powers

Damn, that is fucking insane, I wanna learn this...

People really can use the force.. :eek:

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 03:14 PM
No its obviously true since you have it recorded and posted on the intrawebz.

Sabbathius
12-25-2008, 03:16 PM
In THOSE pants? Methinks not.

Hammin'Em
12-25-2008, 03:17 PM
Gotta be real.

I mean those pants he's wearing could not have been faked.

Xzi
12-25-2008, 03:24 PM
I did this like three times yesterday. You people are behind the curve.

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 03:29 PM
I did this like three times yesterday. You people are behind the curve.

Only instead of your mind you used shockwaves emitted from your glans.

I saw the vid, very impressive, and not homoerotic at all.

nathanpinard
12-25-2008, 03:30 PM
I broke wood the other day. Just had to think of fat chicks and...no more wood!

Xzi
12-25-2008, 03:32 PM
Only instead of your mind you used shockwaves emitted from your glans.

I saw the vid, very impressive, and not homoerotic at all.
You know you want me.

Staatsschutz
12-25-2008, 03:39 PM
Gotta be real.

I mean those pants he's wearing could not have been faked.

his pants is probably the only thing in this vid thats not faked.... you superbrain

Hammin'Em
12-25-2008, 03:41 PM
his pants is probably the only thing in this vid thats not faked.... you superbrain

Im saying it's so ugly no amount of editing will be able to achieve it :D

Timthelord
12-25-2008, 03:42 PM
Hard to believe.

But maybe he was using majikz.

Slaker
12-25-2008, 03:48 PM
I wish I could do this, it would be useful sometimes ;)

Wickfield
12-25-2008, 04:01 PM
Please, those boards were pre-broken and probably had some mechanism on a timer.

he only took three trys to make it seem difficult or some bs...

I'm going to go get my christmas muffin.

Desperado[1G]
12-25-2008, 04:01 PM
I am reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

Largion
12-25-2008, 04:07 PM
;2198908']I am reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

Hahaha! Did the guy not play along with the oldtimer?

Sentinel
12-25-2008, 04:09 PM
It's fake. If I can't do it then nobody can.:ninja:

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 04:11 PM
;2198908']I am reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
rofl

i like how they included a real fight at the end rather than all the bs with his students

Fatcrusher
12-25-2008, 04:12 PM
;2198908']I am reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

That's one of the funiest things i've ever seen.

tallefred
12-25-2008, 04:12 PM
;2198908']I am reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Timthelord
12-25-2008, 04:23 PM
Did that man just punch an old guy to death....

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 04:25 PM
Did that man just punch an old guy to death....
The old guy sould have just admitted he was crock of shit

Largion
12-25-2008, 04:27 PM
The old guy sould have just admitted he was crock of shit

He must have seen it comming so wtf did he not back down?

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 04:30 PM
He must have seen it comming so wtf did he not back down?
http://swampie.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/delusions.jpg

heroshade
12-25-2008, 04:35 PM
That didn't even LOOK real....

Eyrothath
12-25-2008, 04:37 PM
It's fake. If I can't do it then nobody can.:ninja:

What one man can do, another can do!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTrNjngQoi8)

Targuil
12-25-2008, 05:18 PM
What does the scouter say about his mind power level? It'sss oveeeer 9000!

Viluin
12-25-2008, 05:22 PM
That girl in the background with the boots.

I'd hit it.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 05:22 PM
What does the scouter say about his mind power level? It'sss oveeeer 9000!
if he is only breaking 4 bits of wood then you better get your scouter checked imo

That girl in the background with the boots.

I'd hit it.
indeed, well spotted.

Targuil
12-25-2008, 05:24 PM
if he is only breaking 3 bits of wood then you better get your scouter checked imo
Damn it exploded already.

omnigol
12-25-2008, 05:29 PM
I think bullets just got replaced. Governments throughout the world are probably making bids for him to train their militaries ASAP.

Temet nosce
12-25-2008, 05:41 PM
Damn, they could've at least put a little more effort into faking it. That was... a bit obvious.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 06:11 PM
Damn, they could've at least put a little more effort into faking it. That was... a bit obvious.
i think the fact he is not touching it is the biggest give away

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 06:15 PM
i think the fact he is not touching it is the biggest give away

He whipped out his cock and slammed it right in the middle, how could you miss it ?

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 06:21 PM
He whipped out his cock and slammed it right in the middle, how could you miss it ?
my eyes fliter out ****

edit- lol they have filtered out another word for gay aswell :/

queer bender gaylord faggot

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 06:22 PM
my eyes fliter out ****

lol they have filtered out another word for gay aswell :/

Ya i found this out today, Hommos is filtered out. I have no fucking clue why.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 06:27 PM
Ya i found this out today, Hommos is filtered out. I have no fucking clue why.
especialy when all the other more offence terms are not

Agge
12-25-2008, 06:28 PM
The topic sounds something like man on man sex..

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 06:32 PM
The topic sounds something like man on man sex..

Penile injury during sexual intercourse is no laughing matter.

I imagine a broken penis is excrutiatingly painful.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 06:45 PM
you talking bent shaft or snapped banjo string?

Fro
12-25-2008, 08:39 PM
Ya i found this out today, Hommos is filtered out. I have no fucking clue why.

woops....

Sandrix
12-25-2008, 09:33 PM
;2198908']I am reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

Awesome vid. I found one with a better view of the fight, that old guy takes a lot harder beating than the first vid lets on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jf3Gc2a0_8&eurl=http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=19088

Feyrband
12-25-2008, 10:28 PM
http://www.wimp.com/crazyskills/

Wtf, this has gotta be fake... :eek:

I gotta see it to believe it..

this place is a gold mine


In the BUTT!!! (http://www.wimp.com/notgood/)

Beeblebrox
12-25-2008, 10:34 PM
this place is a gold mine


In the BUTT!!! (http://www.wimp.com/notgood/)

old, butt funny

cosimo84
12-25-2008, 10:50 PM
Gotta be real.

I mean those pants he's wearing could not have been faked.

lol
when I watched it I said to myself
"fakest thing I have ever seen...............oh no it's tolly real, like his pants"

btw anyone who believes it's real needs to go outside for serious

psychosiszz
12-25-2008, 11:03 PM
OMG amazing!!

a fake tho

Kuri
12-25-2008, 11:07 PM
this place is a gold mine


In the BUTT!!! (http://www.wimp.com/notgood/)


Indeed it is a gold mine,..

This,..is,.. wtf?? (http://www.wimp.com/funtime/)

Mebit
12-25-2008, 11:51 PM
Simple.

Chuck norris told it to break or else! :)

Maas
12-26-2008, 12:51 AM
Gotta be real.

I mean those pants he's wearing could not have been faked.

Too true.


The awesomeness of a sensei is measured by the awesomeness of their pants.

Eyrothath
12-26-2008, 12:57 AM
Indeed it is a gold mine,..

This,..is,.. wtf?? (http://www.wimp.com/funtime/)

http://www.wimp.com/poordude/

This is how ya do it... :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Lord Belphegor
12-26-2008, 12:59 AM
No its obviously true since you have it recorded and posted on the intrawebz.

Don't be jealous because Muzlimz have no Force to show off with.

Broockle
12-26-2008, 01:01 AM
cool, i believe stuff like this is possible, but i still can't tell if this was real or not. i don't care either. thx for posting :D

Broockle
12-26-2008, 01:03 AM
http://www.wimp.com/poordude/

This is how ya do it... :lmao::lmao::lmao:

omg rofl xD

Helgeran
12-26-2008, 01:04 AM
He was using THAT technique, famous from all animes.

Forgin
12-26-2008, 01:07 AM
http://www.wimp.com/poordude/

This is how ya do it... :lmao::lmao::lmao:

:lmao:

That site is awesome

Stax
12-26-2008, 02:23 AM
Hottie to the right! woohooo

Targuil
12-26-2008, 03:37 AM
http://www.wimp.com/grossdog/
Sure...
http://www.wimp.com/cuteboxing/ :(
http://www.wimp.com/fastthief/
Yay.

SSguy
12-26-2008, 04:59 AM
http://www.wimp.com/dancegirl/

beats all imo

Yantheman
12-26-2008, 06:46 AM
I think if this were real then the government would have captured him for experientation purposes by now.

Ashli
12-26-2008, 06:54 AM
http://www.wimp.com/dancegirl/

beats all imo

OH....MY GOD. there is no reason for her to even own those clothes.

KonohaFlash
12-26-2008, 07:06 AM
id bet he wont be able to break my wood

Spinewire
12-26-2008, 07:15 AM
OH....MY GOD. there is no reason for her to even own those clothes.
even fat people need to feel sexy

Feyrband
12-26-2008, 07:22 AM
id bet he wont be able to break my wood

nope, not after this... i'm raging.

http://www.wimp.com/dancegirl/

Vap0rware
12-26-2008, 08:14 AM
even fat people need to feel sexy

No... Just no

chimp
12-26-2008, 09:35 AM
Wood was already stress fractured / pre broken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hydrick

Lethn
12-26-2008, 09:40 AM
I call BS on that, either he's done some kind of trick with the wood or he was holding a string or something because if you noticed he never stopped clenching his fist with his right hand, he also didn't make a proper fist either.

Thanks for the confirmation Chimp lmao, it is possible to break wood with your fists ( duh ) but without touching them is not really possible, he probably broke it a bit before hand and just used a bit of wind with his fist to knock it down, that's why it took several times to do it.

losinglife
12-26-2008, 02:08 PM
i can do that..........




with my penis

Norenche
12-26-2008, 02:13 PM
I also think that those pants are real

Viluin
12-26-2008, 02:25 PM
http://www.wimp.com/dancegirl/

beats all imo

And I thought I had seen it all.

Jinpachi
12-26-2008, 02:38 PM
I call BS on that, either he's done some kind of trick with the wood or he was holding a string or something because if you noticed he never stopped clenching his fist with his right hand, he also didn't make a proper fist either.

Thanks for the confirmation Chimp lmao, it is possible to break wood with your fists ( duh ) but without touching them is not really possible, he probably broke it a bit before hand and just used a bit of wind with his fist to knock it down, that's why it took several times to do it.No shit it's bullshit, jesus christ.

saltwaterteffy
12-26-2008, 03:00 PM
http://www.wimp.com/crazyskills/

Wtf, this has gotta be fake... :eek:

I gotta see it to believe it..

its 100% real just like this guy

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/170768/Supernatural-Revealed-In-India.html

HE SEEMS LEGIT

saltwaterteffy
12-26-2008, 03:02 PM
OH....MY GOD. there is no reason for her to even own those clothes.

theres no reason for you to change your signature picture everyday either, yet you do.

[LoD] EE
12-26-2008, 03:02 PM
even fat people need to feel sexy

Wrong.

Fat people need to feel a tread mill and get some fucking exercise because they are fucking disgusting.

StainlessSteelRat
12-26-2008, 07:39 PM
;2198908']I am reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

That's like Reiki vs Swedish Massage..... no-brainer.