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Eyrothath
12-25-2008, 14:47
http://www.wimp.com/greatjob/

How can I get this job?

They can pay me minimum wage, like $10 an hour, and I will still take it..

Hammin'Em
12-25-2008, 14:50
That's actually the new breakthrough in touchpad design and ergonomics.

Largion
12-25-2008, 14:51
Why pay a gay to do it when there is 384543568743 outher men that would do it for free?

DoveAlexa
12-25-2008, 14:55
Why pay a gay to do it when there is 384543568743 outher men that would do it for free?
Free? You underestimate your gender. You'd pay to do it.

Hammin'Em
12-25-2008, 14:57
You'd pay to do it.

Unintended pun? ^^

Raziaar2
12-25-2008, 14:57
They can pay me minimum wage, like $10 an hour, and I will still take it..

Try $6.55 an hour if you're living in the states.

Sentinel
12-25-2008, 15:02
http://www.wimp.com/greatjob/

How can I get this job?

They can pay me minimum wage, like $10 an hour, and I will still take it..

Hm like a second job for sure. $10 an hour don't pay my bills...

hardboiled
12-25-2008, 15:13
Certainly a self fulfilling job...

Dragor
12-25-2008, 15:21
LOL wtf

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 15:23
Free? You underestimate your gender. You'd pay to do it.

Why ? Its absolutely pointless if it doesnt evolve into rampaging copulation.

You underestimate our gender's short sightedness.

The Goatbreeder
12-25-2008, 15:24
Idd i would love to have that job!

Dragor
12-25-2008, 15:25
Why ? Its absolutely pointless if it doesnt evolve into rampaging copulation.

You underestimate our gender's short sightedness.

you know how I live around here bro. id take it for free! loool :lmao:

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 15:28
you know how I live around here bro. id take it for free! loool :lmao:

Rofl, true.

Wickfield
12-25-2008, 15:30
Ahahaha, world's best job indeed.

Wickfield
12-25-2008, 15:30
Woot!

2000+ :d

alfaroverall
12-25-2008, 15:42
I don't think I'd pay if we didn't...finish the thing so to speak, but I would definitely do that job for free. God damn.

DoveAlexa
12-25-2008, 15:44
Unintended pun? ^^
No, hammy :P. Did that vid get you all hot and bothered? Should I call Temet?

Slaker
12-25-2008, 15:45
it used to be my summer job...back in the days...

DeadlyHit
12-25-2008, 15:47
Yeh right he is gay...

Megumi
12-25-2008, 15:52
Yeh right he is gay...

Or: He knows something we don't.
:ninja:

Sabbathius
12-25-2008, 16:07
Yeh right he is gay...

Perhaps they test him...:ohno:

Dragor
12-25-2008, 16:10
Perhaps they test him...:ohno:

shait.. I didnt think of that... LOL

Pcheez
12-25-2008, 18:14
Perhaps they test him...:ohno:

Its quite easy to avoid gaydar.

yes yes i do know too much for my own good.

Filip
12-25-2008, 19:02
He's pretty crappy at what he does.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 19:08
He's pretty crappy at what he does.
True i would be putting alot more effort into it, if they are in a hurry one day i would oil up my hands and face look her straight in the eyes and say
"Trust me it will just be quicker."

Jo0wZ
12-25-2008, 19:13
A better job would be a Pornstar, you can then stick you penis inside that!

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 19:15
A better job would be a Pornstar, you can then stick you penis inside that!
and sex becomes meaningless

katahlyn
12-25-2008, 19:18
and sex becomes meaningless

And touching a woman without ever fucking her, isn't meaningless? :rolleyes:
I'd say that's the worst job.

Mordhak
12-25-2008, 19:19
He's pretty crappy at what he does.

Yay, someone quoted me in their sig!

Agge
12-25-2008, 19:20
If you think that was the best job in the world I guess you never heard of the porn industry?

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 19:22
And touching a woman without ever fucking her, isn't meaningless? :rolleyes:
I'd say that's the worst job.
Altho you are probabaly right as having mad stiffs for 6 hours a day might not do you much good, i'll give you a little incite into the mind of a man.

We would rather have our cocks teasted than neglected, we may not like you for it once you have left, but by god we will be your best friend while you are here.

If it is a choice between:

a) I'm going to rub you though you pants and press my arse into your crotch and let you feel my ample tits, but there is a house full of people so we can't get down to business.

or

b) We can just cuddle and chat.

Then i'm afraid i would have to go with option a everytime an just man up and take the self inflicted blue balls.


P.S. I am pretty sure your female now, or really cunning. If the former is true then the latter probabaly applies by default.

cosimo84
12-25-2008, 19:35
where do I send my resume for that one

Filip
12-25-2008, 19:49
Yay, someone quoted me in their sig!

Yes! You had made a funny, yay for you and your wits!

alfaroverall
12-25-2008, 20:19
P.S. I am pretty sure your female now, or really cunning. If the former is true then the latter probabaly applies by default.
A reverse decepticon? BLASPHEMY!

Ion_StormH
12-25-2008, 20:23
You know lads - I'd rather follow an awesome career and actually screw these women instead of just touching them like a 12-years old, while having to act all gay and getting payed in peanuts.

:sly: :D

Drakhan
12-25-2008, 20:32
Great job indeed but I bet only 1% of his workday is ass and titty time. :(

Megumi
12-25-2008, 20:44
Great job indeed but I bet only 1% of his workday is ass and titty time. :(

I bet he has to oil up the men.

Viluin
12-25-2008, 20:47
Why do they only hire gay men to do that stuff?

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 20:49
You know lads - I'd rather follow an awesome career and actually screw these women instead of just touching them like a 12-years old, while having to act all gay and getting payed in peanuts.
:sly: :D
The ladies love the ultra competitive inappropriate pricks i here.



I bet he has to oil up the men.
they get the capet munchers to do that

Why do they only hire gay men to do that stuff?

If you or I were doing it we would be saying the most inaproprate things and basicly getting off on it.

kyrilius
12-25-2008, 20:50
Why ? Its absolutely pointless if it doesnt evolve into rampaging copulation.

Seriously, unless I got to stuff that snatch it would be equivocal to torture.
Yeah, you get to rub her tits and ass down with baby oil, but for what? So you can have a massive chubby and work in a state of perpetual blue balls?
Fuck that noise.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 20:53
Seriously, unless I got to stuff that snatch it would be equivocal to torture.
Yeah, you get to rub her tits and ass down with baby oil, but for what? So you can have a massive chubby and work in a state of perpetual blue balls?
Fuck that noise.
Better than staying home a surfing for porn imo as you can put all memories straight in the wank bank.

Viluin
12-25-2008, 20:53
If you or I were doing it we would be saying the most inaproprate things and basicly getting off on it.

Only in the beginning though. After hours of doing that I'd probably just let my mouth hang open in silence, possibly with a bit of drool seeping out. Can't be too bad.

Megumi
12-25-2008, 20:54
Only in the beginning though. After hours of doing that I'd probably just let my mouth hang open in silence, possibly with a bit of drool seeping out. Can't be too bad.

It'd be fine until a stray money shot defiled your throat.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 20:55
Only in the beginning though. After hours of doing that I'd probably just let my mouth hang open in silence, possibly with a bit of drool seeping out. Can't be too bad.
I would be quietly snail trailing the fuck out of the inside of my boxers and taking liberties with my toilet break durations.

It'd be fine until a stray money shot defiled your throat.I thought it was just a photo shoot?

kyrilius
12-25-2008, 20:55
It'd be fine until a stray money shot defiled your throat.

pwnd.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 20:57
pwnd.
Not all of us hang around 3 feet away mouth open when someone is getting a handjob.

Megumi
12-25-2008, 20:58
I would be quietly snail trailing the fuck out of the inside of my boxers and taking liberties with my toilet break durations.
I thought it was just a photo shoot?

In that case, sure. I highly doubt he only works on photo shoots.

Watch some porn bloopers.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 21:03
Watch some porn bloopers.
I'm pretty sure there is no porn blooper in existance where someone who is responcible for getting tea and oiling bods has ever caught aload in the face.

I did see the german one where the bloke on top full on blows it on the other blokes head and he kicks off.

I lol'd

Viluin
12-25-2008, 21:04
I'm pretty sure there is no porn blooper in existance where someone who is responcible for getting tea and oiling bods has ever caught aload in the face.

I did see the german one where the bloke on top full on blows it on the other blokes head and he kicks off.

I lol'd

I saw one where the cameraman got hit.

Megumi
12-25-2008, 21:05
I saw one where the cameraman got hit.

That was was glorious.

Also, why aren't you on irc? Cunt.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 21:05
I saw one where the cameraman got hit.
L2Zoom lens imo

Megumi
12-25-2008, 21:06
L2Zoom lens imo

He was.

Spinewire
12-25-2008, 21:07
He was.
i need to see this

-edit just saw one and he was about and inch away from it it hit him in the cheek and he was shouting for a tissue

Vessol
12-25-2008, 21:27
being a porn star would suck

having a dozen hairy fat guys watch and videotape/take pictures of you as you copulate with some chick who's half plastic and high on some illegal drug?

nothx

Agge
12-25-2008, 21:35
being a porn star would suck

having a dozen hairy fat guys watch and videotape/take pictures of you as you copulate with some chick who's half plastic and high on some illegal drug?

nothx

Enough beer and that wouldn't be much of a problem.

rockyraccoon
12-25-2008, 21:36
being a porn star would suck

having a dozen hairy fat guys watch and videotape/take pictures of you as you copulate with some chick who's half plastic and high on some illegal drug?

nothx

yeah but you proved your a man with a large e-peen in RL.

Ion_StormH
12-25-2008, 21:43
The ladies love the ultra competitive inappropriate pricks i here.


I take that as a compliment. At least the inappropriate part fits with 99% of my jokes, thoughts and general humour.

rockyraccoon
12-25-2008, 21:45
let's take bets on how long he doesn't wash his hands for.

Vessol
12-25-2008, 21:47
yeah but you proved your a man with a large e-peen in RL.

while a bunch of sweat-palmed Cheeto-stained 13-year olds masturbate to you and some half-plastic slut getting it on?

Sanowen
12-25-2008, 21:48
http://www.wimp.com/greatjob/

How can I get this job?

They can pay me minimum wage, like $10 an hour, and I will still take it..

wow........

Ion_StormH
12-25-2008, 21:48
while a bunch of sweat-palmed Cheeto-stained 13-year olds masturbate to you and some half-plastic slut getting it on?

I bet you could make a bowl full of chocolate ice, cream and strawberries look like crap.

Vessol
12-25-2008, 21:49
this thread screams so hard that the virginity poll of yesteryear was so very much off

Beeblebrox
12-25-2008, 21:52
If I'm not mistaken that's Vida's gay brother...


...

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...what?

rockyraccoon
12-25-2008, 21:53
while a bunch of sweat-palmed Cheeto-stained 13-year olds masturbate to you and some half-plastic slut getting it on?

but your doing good for the world. hopefully, it'll inspire these kids to try to get with the hot-ass cheerleader and fail miserably. the kids will then take their misery and go on an internet gaming board to post threads like this ones. the threads will then generate good lulz for us all.

Vessol
12-25-2008, 21:56
but your doing good for the world. hopefully, it'll inspire these kids to try to get with the hot-ass cheerleader and fail miserably. the kids will then take their misery and go on an internet gaming board to post threads like this ones. the threads will then generate good lulz for us all.

yes

getting cock blocked is what is the secret drive behind all of forumfall. it is the engine

rockyraccoon
12-25-2008, 21:59
yes

getting cock blocked is what is the secret drive behind all of forumfall. it is the engine

doesn't really cockblock anything as the 13 year old cheeto hands won't be able to get anything eitherway.

Vessol
12-25-2008, 22:00
doesn't really cockblock anything as the 13 year old cheeto hands won't be able to get anything eitherway.

what about little sally sue with the two lazy eyes?

rockyraccoon
12-25-2008, 22:06
what about little sally sue with the two lazy eyes?

sally sue has a vibrator waiting for here somewhere in the world.

also, i never met a guy that's against porn on the e-net. like srsly.

Vessol
12-25-2008, 22:11
sally sue has a vibrator waiting for here somewhere in the world.

also, i never met a guy that's against porn on the e-net. like srsly.

Not against porn, I watch it myself. I just wouldn't want to ever be a porn star.

Agge
12-25-2008, 22:13
Not against porn, I watch it myself. I just wouldn't want to ever be a porn star.

Why be a star when you can make your own videos?

But I digress.

Beeblebrox
12-25-2008, 22:16
Correct me if I'm wrong but...you don't really have to be a star do you? Can't you just pay (considering you can afford it) and have sex with porn stars privately?

Agge
12-25-2008, 22:17
Correct me if I'm wrong but...you don't really have to be a star do you? Can't you just pay (considering you can afford it) and have sex with porn stars privately?

Even better, I hear irl has full loot.

...

Man that joke is nuked to death.

Kagetora8151
12-26-2008, 00:03
That would be a fun job.

Pcheez
12-26-2008, 00:45
I thought it over, hard.

Still see no point to physical contact with a non related female if you shall not. to put it crassly as previously someone mentioned "stuff that snatch".

Then again, im not one for teasing and titilation. A woman teases me, i will smack sense into her, with a spiked club.

Death's Chill
12-26-2008, 03:54
That would be the ultimate tease. Everyday, having to do that to hot girls and never going anywhere else. Come on.

It's the same reason I could never be a chef. I can't just make food again and again and see it go away. :(

Stax
12-26-2008, 11:13
http://www.wimp.com/greatjob/

How can I get this job?

They can pay me minimum wage, like $10 an hour, and I will still take it..



ITS NOT FAIR!!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!! :bang: I'd do that for free!!!!

Lethn
12-26-2008, 11:43
.... That's just some really REALLY cruel method of torture towards men lol

Tiarilir
12-26-2008, 11:44
I'd rather have a fun job in the games industry, and accomplish something in life.

Jinpachi
12-26-2008, 14:04
You know lads - I'd rather follow an awesome career and actually screw these women instead of just touching them like a 12-years old, while having to act all gay and getting payed in peanuts.

:sly: :DYou mean like... being rich to get women?


being a porn star would suck

having a dozen hairy fat guys watch and videotape/take pictures of you as you copulate with some chick who's half plastic and high on some illegal drug?

nothxI agree with the plastic and being watched part.

But the some illegal drug part? If a girl you otherwise wanted to have sex with smoked some pot or drank some moonshine, that would make you not want her?