Pcheez
12-25-2008, 02:23 PM
Eve was at the office, went to a christmas party at 2 am, got hammered then went home.
Today had lunch with the family at some fancy restaurant, drove home. Wrench in the gears, i had about 6 glasses of wine, nowhere near drunk but its obvious on my breath that ive had a few.
Fuckballs, cops pulled me over for overspeeding (i do that a lot)
Now the legal limit for alcohol while driving here is, 0.
So as hes coming up to my window im thinking of how to talk to him without turning towards him.
He comes up, looks at me, license registration etc.
He grabs it, looks up at me with a pretty mean ass look.
Im almost pissing my pants here, no DUI mark on your record, no, mandatory minimum 6 month prison term then repatriation.
"Merry Christmas infidel, hows the family ?"
THen i recognized him as a good friend of mien that recently joined the force.
Was fun. We went and had a few drinks at my place while my family where off at the mall after lunch buying things.
How did you spend these two days ?
Today had lunch with the family at some fancy restaurant, drove home. Wrench in the gears, i had about 6 glasses of wine, nowhere near drunk but its obvious on my breath that ive had a few.
Fuckballs, cops pulled me over for overspeeding (i do that a lot)
Now the legal limit for alcohol while driving here is, 0.
So as hes coming up to my window im thinking of how to talk to him without turning towards him.
He comes up, looks at me, license registration etc.
He grabs it, looks up at me with a pretty mean ass look.
Im almost pissing my pants here, no DUI mark on your record, no, mandatory minimum 6 month prison term then repatriation.
"Merry Christmas infidel, hows the family ?"
THen i recognized him as a good friend of mien that recently joined the force.
Was fun. We went and had a few drinks at my place while my family where off at the mall after lunch buying things.
How did you spend these two days ?