I'm kinda new here. Am I missing something?

[Sleepycow]

Asking for girl advice (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=93086) gets you a locked thread and an infraction. (I was being completely serious, by the way. There is still a girl in my apartment, and I still don't know what to do.)

Asking for advice on how to produce ABNORMALLY LARGE CUMSHOTS (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=92989) gets you...nothing?

[Dagger]

Gaal is BKB. We offer our protection.

[DoveAlexa]

Asking for girl advice (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=93086) gets you a locked thread and an infraction. (I was being completely serious, by the way. There is still a girl in my apartment, and I still don't know what to do.)

Asking for advice on how to produce ABNORMALLY LARGE CUMSHOTS (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=92989) gets you...nothing?
ok, so I am assuming that you Don't know her, and she is inside not your building alone, but your apartment itself?
Step 1: make sure she is NOT crazy
If crazy, call police and lock yourself in the bathroom.
Step 2: if NOT crazy, ask who let her in, or if she knows your friends.
If she does know you friends and/or has a good reason for being in your ap, let her stay and chat her up.
If not, see step 1.
Step 3: If she seems ok, hit on her.
If shes a tard, or boring, send her on her way.

[kiasta]

Asking for girl advice (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=93086) gets you a locked thread and an infraction. (I was being completely serious, by the way. There is still a girl in my apartment, and I still don't know what to do.)

Asking for advice on how to produce ABNORMALLY LARGE CUMSHOTS (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=92989) gets you...nothing?

Because obviously you are a child otherwise you would know what to do in that situation and since you ARE in fact a child you shouldn't be doing anything and since people have been giving advise to do things that would be illegal for YOU they locked the thread. Good enough for ya?

[Everto]

You are missing your flame suit, oh nooby one.

[Draugh]

Cause this forum is lulzy to the max.

Also, see Brannoc's quote in my sig. Explains it all.

[Sleepycow]

Alright help me come up with an excuse to go downstairs so I can see what she looks like.

[Dagger]

You need to find your dog.

[Ungraylessness]

Alright help me come up with an excuse to go downstairs so I can see what she looks like.

Punch yourself in the face so she thinks you're tough.

[DoveAlexa]

Alright help me come up with an excuse to go downstairs so I can see what she looks like.
Just ask her if she's alright? If shes there all alone its a fair bet shes not. Offer her food water (but not sex just yet)

[kiasta]

Alright help me come up with an excuse to go downstairs so I can see what she looks like.

And by downstairs you mean...what?

[Ozzy Wrong]

Punch yourself in the face so she thinks you're tough.

Punch her in the face so she thinks you're rough.

[Dagger]

Just start talking about the CBJ game and how they should xhave won!

[alfaroverall]

Just ask her if she's alright? If shes there all alone its a fair bet shes not. Offer her food water (but not sex just yet)
This isn't a bad suggestion, actually. If you don't know who she is and she just randomly walked into your apartment, she could have a serious problem.

Or she might just be doing it for the lulz. That seems more likely, tbh.

[Ultimo]

Because the latter thread is just plain funny. The one you posted is just lame.

[kiasta]

Punch her in the face so she thinks you're rough.

Yeah dude chicks dig domestic violence, especially against them.

[Ungraylessness]

Punch her in the face so she thinks you're rough.

I should have thought of that.

[Nevron]

Dude, you need to provide details. You have some girl in your apartment, and you don't know what she looks like. You didn't let her in, obviously, so who did? What the shit is going on over there?

[Dagger]

Frying pan pwnage?

[Ozzy Wrong]

This isn't a bad suggestion, actually. If you don't know who she is and she just randomly walked into your apartment, she could have a serious problem.

Or she might just be doing it for the lulz. That seems more likely, tbh.

I think he means in his apartment building.
That would be a strange thought process he went through if his first course of action upon having a stranger enter his home was to log on to an internet forum and ask for advice on how to deal with it.

[kiasta]

Dude, you need to provide details. You have some girl in your apartment, and you don't know what she looks like. You didn't let her in, obviously, so who did? What the shit is going on over there?

He's about to get raped.

[Feyrband]

talk to her instead of us? then do something lame and kiss her neck real soft, and if she turns u down then tell her to gtfo.

[Ozzy Wrong]

I should have thought of that.

I thought we were going to write a poem. :(

[kiasta]

Ok ok I'll be serious. But you have to provide more details like someone else suggested. Like uh what are you trying to do with her, is she someone you know, is she a stranger you are attracted to, is she just some random chick that needs help what man we need some info here.

[Dagger]

Ok ok I'll be serious. But you have to provide more details like someone else suggested. Like uh what are you trying to do with her, is she someone you know, is she a stranger you are attracted to, is she just some random chick that needs help what man we need some info here.

Succubis!

[Zadok]

I love the OPs signature.

[Ozzy Wrong]

I think he means in his apartment building.
That would be a strange thought process he went through if his first course of action upon having a stranger enter his home was to log on to an internet forum and ask for advice on how to deal with it.

Well said!

[alfaroverall]

I think he means in his apartment building.
That would be a strange thought process he went through if his first course of action upon having a stranger enter his home was to log on to an internet forum and ask for advice on how to deal with it.
If he does mean that, he should've said that, because that's very different.

[nathanpinard]

Let's see, it's Friday. She' probably there to chill, since it's Friday.

Get her a drink. Jesus.

I can understand not knowing quite what to do when it comes with "making a move" but the basics aren't exactly hard unless she's THAT stupid.

[Nevron]

It's no use, he's already been raped and murdered.

[Ozzy Wrong]

If he does mean that, he should've said that, because that's very different.
He did say he was new here.
Ask her if she's into bestiality, that's always a conversation starter.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Op this thread is going to be locked for 2 reasons. First it is a near repeat of a thread they already locked. Secondly you created a thread that devolved into spam, which these days pisses off the mods.

[Zokten]

Punch yourself in the face so she thinks you're tough.

This is sound advice, just remember to tape it and send us a link to watch it.

[Zadok]

Op this thread is going to be locked for 2 reasons. First it is a near repeat of a thread they already locked. Secondly you created a thread that devolved into spam, which these days pisses off the mods.

wrong, he couldve gotten it locked but he didnt ask for advice again in this one. We are just giving it to him.

[DoveAlexa]

His lack of silence also means he took my advice and went to say hi, he is prolly having the time of his life or hiding in his bathroom with the phone.
I really hope its the former though.

[Ozzy Wrong]

wrong, he couldve gotten it locked but he didnt ask for advice again in this one. We are just giving it to him.

That's unusually kind of us, especially to a newcomer.
He owes us pleasure.

[Zokten]

He owes us pleasure.

what kind?

[kiasta]

His lack of silence also means he took my advice and went to say hi, he is prolly having the time of his life or hiding in his bathroom with the phone.
I really hope its the former though.

Lol lets hope.

[Ozzy Wrong]

what kind?

I say that whatever the girl does to him thanks to our advice he does to each and every one of us.
Twice.
With a shock collar on.

[Valic]

I'm surprised nobody has suggested that she is fucking robbing you.

[Toxic Waste]

He did say he was new here.
Ask her if she's into bestiality, that's always a conversation starter.

Hey, wanna come fuck a dog with me?

[alfaroverall]

I'm surprised nobody has suggested that she is fucking robbing you.
...assuming it's the apartment not the apartment building, I'm surprised I didn't think of this. I'm slipping. :(

[Ozzy Wrong]

I'm surprised nobody has suggested that she is fucking robbing you.
Of course, the Jew's thoughts immediately go to money.
Hey, wanna come fuck a dog with me?

Dogs? Try horses.

[Valic]

Of course, the Jew's thoughts immediately go to money.


That's what we do baby.

[Toxic Waste]

Dogs? Try horses.

And get kicked in the nuts? No, thanks.

[Ozzy Wrong]

And get kicked in the nuts? No, thanks.

You're not a chick?

[Valic]

Ostriches?

[Toxic Waste]

You're not a chick?

Hang on, lemme check.

Nope. Definitely have a penis. Unmistakable for anything else, except perhaps a third leg. ;)

[Ozzy Wrong]

Hang on, lemme check.

Nope. Definitely have a penis. Unmistakable for anything else, except perhaps a third leg. ;)

Well then the deal's off. Fucking animals with another guy? That's just gross.

[Hammin'Em]

She just wants her $20 from the other night.

Pay up or i'm calling your mom.

[Toxic Waste]

Well then the deal's off. Fucking animals with another guy? That's just gross.

...

Your idea, not mine.

'Cause I'm a ninja.

:ninja:

[Zurvan]

Asking for advice on how to produce ABNORMALLY LARGE CUMSHOTS gets you...nothing?

Actually it does. Use the report function in he future. You might also want to take a look at the terms of service when you get a chance. It's that big stickied thread in BOLD TEXT at the top of the forum here.