HELP there is a girl in my apartment

[Sleepycow]

What do I do :confused::confused::confused:

[Razel]

What do I do :confused::confused::confused:

you have a pic of ac in your sig, you cant be that fucked up.

[Beeblebrox]

Send her to my apartment!

[Desperado[1G]]

stare at her until she goes away

[Flestiraef]

Tell her to read forumfall with you, especially this next line.

Why hello there honey, my name is Flesti and I'll be taking you on your egasm for this evening. I'd like you to start off by taking off your blouse.. Yes, that's it. Now, take off your shorts.. Good girl. This one's going to sound weird, but just go with me. I want you to take off your bra, and start eating it.

No no seriously, eat the bra.

[Razel]

;2170591']stare at her until she goes away

/chokes on coffee

[coreball]

Close your internet browser.

[kiasta]

What do I do :confused::confused::confused:

Well, it depends on if she is fat and/or ugly.

[ChuckDeuce]

Close your internet browser.


THIS Get some

[Dazarthas]

Turn off your computer and fuck her silly, you jagoff.

[ejnomad07]

That's so nice your mom brings you dinner. :)

[Everto]

Fuck her, you dumb fuck? What fucking kind of fucker are you to not fuck the fuckable!

You fuck the fuckable! Like you lunch the lunchable!

[Beeblebrox]

That's so nice your mom brings you dinner. :)

/thread

[Zurvan]

Fascinating.