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Jackhowitzer
12-20-2008, 04:42
http://www.duke4.net/news.php

http://www.duke4.net/images/newspost_images/DNF_Xmas08_2560x1600.jpg

Tiarilir
12-20-2008, 04:43
Old news, Jackolu-chan.

Apex Vertigo
12-20-2008, 04:43
Do we still care about this game?

Destinova
12-20-2008, 04:44
I saw those this morning. Really looking forward to the game.

Jackhowitzer
12-20-2008, 04:44
Old news, Jackolu-chan.

Not too old Tiararailair-chan. Dec. 18. I haven't seen em yet, so it's not old for me.

ejnomad07
12-20-2008, 04:44
"Duke Nukem Forever in Making" you must mean surely?

Jackhowitzer
12-20-2008, 04:45
I saw those this morning. Really looking forward to the game.

Same, thank you for gracing this thread with your presence.

Sleepycow
12-20-2008, 04:47
I can't help but laugh whenever I think of Duke Nukem. Him and his stupid yellow haircut.

The screenshot does look sweet, though.

Toxic Waste
12-20-2008, 04:48
Guess no one here is skeptic. After all, we've been waiting for Darkfall for God knows how long.

Beeblebrox
12-20-2008, 04:49
The brain thingy monsters booboo always scared the shit outof me. I wantdada.

Destinova
12-20-2008, 04:52
I saw an awesome gameplay video earlier this year on some obscure game news website earlier this year. It was mostly some asshole making stupid jokes and then like 15 seconds of gameplay and then like 10 minutes of George Broussard being a fat bastard as always.

Toxic Waste
12-20-2008, 04:53
I saw an awesome gameplay video earlier this year on some obscure game news website earlier this year. It was mostly some asshole making stupid jokes and then like 15 seconds of gameplay and then like 10 minutes of George Broussard being a fat bastard as always.

Good thing this isn't Aventurine's official opinion. You might start something with this.

Destinova
12-20-2008, 04:54
You can't really deny that he's a fat bastard. He's like the original fat bastard and we all love him for it.

Anyway, I actually had this PC Gamer magazine.

http://www.3drealms.com/images/magazines/pcgamcov.jpg

Fuzzball
12-20-2008, 04:56
Guess no one here is skeptic. After all, we've been waiting for Darkfall for God knows how long.

Duke Nukem Forever has been in development for over 10 years.

Destinova
12-20-2008, 04:58
Sort of off-topic but that issue of PC Gamer also came with Dink Smallwood - a great little RPG to play if you are bored. You can still download it online as freeware from the author's website.

Spankytwo
12-20-2008, 04:59
If you wikipedia vaporware, they are in the definition.

Loadafreak
12-20-2008, 05:01
Duke Nukem Forever has been in development for over 10 years.

My only hope is that the the game lasts a LONG time. (20+ hour story mode please)
...and good multiplayer. duke3d dukematches ftw, shrinking my friends and then squishing them under my foot ftw.
... and stripper tits of course.

Toxic Waste
12-20-2008, 05:02
My only hope is that the the game lasts a LONG time. (20+ hour story mode please)

20 hours for every year in development.

ejnomad07
12-20-2008, 05:02
Sort of off-topic but that issue of PC Gamer also came with Dink Smallwood - a great little RPG to play if you are bored. You can still download it online as freeware from the author's website.

Sort of off-topic? That derailed the train! Beta keys all around for that I would say.

sm007h
12-20-2008, 05:07
Sort of off-topic but that issue of PC Gamer also came with Dink Smallwood - a great little RPG to play if you are bored. You can still download it online as freeware from the author's website.
a cool little story behind that game's development...thanks for the info

Zokten
12-20-2008, 05:53
Guess no one here is skeptic. After all, we've been waiting for Darkfall for God knows how long.

I waited longer for TF2

Eyrothath
12-20-2008, 13:03
Chinese Democracy came out, and Darkfall is on its way.. Then Duke Nukem Forever will definitely come out.. I can see why it is taking forever though..

Agge
12-20-2008, 13:09
If it ever releases, I would feel like a kid again.

Villa
12-20-2008, 13:37
I think Ronnie was still President when they announced this game.

Kael009
12-20-2008, 13:42
im kinda expecting them to do something along the lines of.. Sorry the graphics arent the best.... So we are delaying it for another 10 years. kthnxbye

actually, to be honest i couldnt give a shit bout this game anymore :P

Agge
12-20-2008, 13:44
im kinda expecting them to do something along the lines of.. Sorry the graphics arent the best.... So we are delaying it for another 10 years. kthnxbye

actually, to be honest i couldnt give a shit bout this game anymore :P

But it has boobies.

enzero
12-20-2008, 13:49
vaporware!

Kael009
12-20-2008, 14:05
But it has boobies.

just look at the square, pixelated bewbs and nipples of Duke3d :P lol

Agge
12-20-2008, 14:07
just look at the square, pixelated bewbs and nipples of Duke3d :P lol

Al boobies on the net are pixalelated fool.

Mordhak
12-20-2008, 14:17
It's only the 20th, why is everyone crying MERRY X-MAS already. Fuck you.

Wickfield
12-20-2008, 15:40
Duke Nukem Forever has been in development for over 10 years.

And prey was in development for 7 years, and was overhauled at least 3 times. But 3d realms and whatever company that developed it (maybe it was 3d realms... hmmmm) released it all the same.

With all of the jokes, hype, and buzz surrounding this project they'll eventually get the game out.

And it'll probably be an okay game.

Agge
12-20-2008, 16:22
It's only the 20th, why is everyone crying MERRY X-MAS already. Fuck you.

Cause some of us won't be around for xmass, you know, celebrating it with our family.

Lethn
12-20-2008, 16:36
If you wikipedia vaporware, they are in the definition.

Wikipedia has been known to be wrong because it's edited by everyone.

terafis
12-20-2008, 16:39
I remember back in 95-96, when it was a couple years into development already. I used to buy the PC Powerplay magazine, and they had a 'just released' game review section. They had this big shiny 2 page review for Duke Nukem Forever (with screen shots) and gave it a 10/10 score, and encouraged their readers to rush out and buy it because it was an amazing game.

So anyway, me being a young dumb gamer, I went down to my local gaming store and walked in and said to the guy behind the counter (who was a sort of a friend of mine), 'hey man you have any copies of Duke Nukem Forever left?'

He looks at me and just pisses himself laughing, calls over a couple of other staff and tells them 'this guys after Duke Nukem Forever' and they pissed themselves laughing. I was like 'wtf? it said in PC Powerplay that it was released and they gave it a 10/10 review'

The guys could hardly stop laughing, and said 'what date is it mate?' ...I paused a few seconds and said 'April 1st', then it hit me what was going on - the actual gaming magazine pulled an april fools with the review. I was red as a beetroot and mumbled something and made a quick exit with the guys there still laughing.

To this day, I will never buy a copy of PC Powerplay again (bastards:sly:), and every time i hear the game title Duke Nukem Forever mentioned i get a twinge of embarrassment from that day.

Vessol
12-20-2008, 17:00
Wikipedia has been known to be wrong because it's edited by everyone.

no wai

Killuminati
12-20-2008, 17:12
Old news, Jackolu-chan.

I lol'd

Rycon
12-20-2008, 19:02
Duke puke em.

Its taking puking times of years for this game to get launched.


So its duke puke em.;)

Silverhandorder
12-20-2008, 19:09
We are reduced to fucking screen shots!

sorros
12-20-2008, 19:58
Wikipedia has been known to be wrong because it's edited by everyone.

which is instantly changed back to the 'right' stuff...its actually quite reliable, if you like brief overviews of whatever youre looking for. Constantly moderated/checked.

Oo_
12-20-2008, 20:29
We are reduced to fucking screen shots!

Next update is gonna be some cool concept art.

Sabbathius
12-20-2008, 20:56
Will I be horribly savaged if I said I wasn't very fond of the original Duke Nukem game? Strippers were a novelty, but they looked like they had palsy.