Who spoiled it for you?

[Threegamers]

So who's that nasty kid who spoiled santa for you when you were younger?

I'll start.

It was the day before Christmas break in 4th grade and that snotty bully announced it to my entire class and i never left him alone about it. After him being the bully i had to do something about it so I annoyed him to death. Santa was my childhood hero.

so how bout you guys who spoiled it?

[Ankh]

Common sense.

Yay for me.

[Honest Bill]

Common sense.

Yay for me.

Pretty much this.

[Honorius]

Mom said there is no Santa, only Jesus.

[Mulambo]

My parents never made me believe in Santa. They told me in first grade not to tell any of the other kids though. I felt all superior and didn't say peep to noone.

[Skyborn]

After I watched that Claymation Rudolph movie...looking back that movie was seriously racist and offensive...

[DocGonzo]

So who's that nasty kid who spoiled santa for you when you were younger?

I'll start.

It was the day before Christmas break in 4th grade and that snotty bully announced it to my entire class and i never left him alone about it. After him being the bully i had to do something about it so I annoyed him to death. Santa was my childhood hero.

so how bout you guys who spoiled it?

you just did, you rat bastard....now i'm going to have to hunt you down and kill you with a reindeer!

[hardboiled]

I don't remember it ever being a revelation to me, I guess I just figured it out.

[Floyd]

My dad's ass crack as hes bent over placing presents under the tree ruined it for me. It was magical.

[Nehemia]

It didn't take me long, at the age of four I already realized that Santa doesn't drive a fucking car, so I pulled Santa's beard and it was my uncle. Didn't believe in their excuses about real Santa being busy and my uncle being Santa's little helper. So I was the one spoil it for few people.

[rockyraccoon]

it was ruined for me when the local neighborhood middle-aged, live-alone man dressed up as santa and molested me.

[Natdaprat]

My dog. My parents where quite committed to having me believe when I was 8, and I heard my dog barking on Christmas eve so I got up, walked to the living room and see Santa. Unfortunately he's being attacked by my dog and the dog rips the suit and the beard to pieces, and there lied my sobbing dad.

Worst. Christmas. Ever.

[rockyraccoon]

Buddhism also killed it for me.

[Milo Hobgoblin]

So who's that nasty kid who spoiled santa for you when you were younger?

I'll start.

It was the day before Christmas break in 4th grade and that snotty bully announced it to my entire class and i never left him alone about it. After him being the bully i had to do something about it so I annoyed him to death. Santa was my childhood hero.

so how bout you guys who spoiled it?

you didnt figure this out until 4th grade and someone else had to tell you?

[saris]

How do you know he dont exist.

I cant prove he does but you cant prove he dont.

[Honest Bill]

My dog. My parents where quite committed to having me believe when I was 8, and I heard my dog barking on Christmas eve so I got up, walked to the living room and see Santa. Unfortunately he's being attacked by my dog and the dog rips the suit and the beard to pieces, and there lied my sobbing dad.

Worst. Christmas. Ever.


That's quite good, but the story from Gremlins is better

[Adramlech]

I only vaguely remember rummaging through my parents wardrobe when I was about 5 and finding presents.

So I guess I just figured it out.

[Natdaprat]

How do you know he dont exist.

I cant prove he does but you cant prove he dont.

Well I can definitely prove he does not give me presents. That shady bastard...

[-Havoc-]

Always thought it was BS.

Sidenote; I was at the mall the other day and witnessed three kids go apeshit when they saw Santa. Srsly, poor brainwashed youth.

[Dhig]

How do you know he dont exist.

I cant prove he does but you cant prove he dont.

And every urban myth is actually true :rolleyes:

[Thoric]

This thread. :(

[rockyraccoon]

I only vaguely remember rummaging through my parents wardrobe when I was about 5 and finding presents.

So I guess I just figured it out.

awww lucky, all i found was leather straps and whips.

[Forgin]

Well Santa isn't really important here, but we have our version.

My mother simply told me one day and I was like "yeah sure, it sounded unbelievable anyway"

[Layedballer]

I never believed in santa, my mom didn't want to start out lying to me

[palo god]

I never believed in santa, my mom didn't want to start out lying to me

This basically.

[rockyraccoon]

I never believed in santa, my mom didn't want to start out lying to me

now that was a lie. she never quite got to telling you that you were a one-night-stand accident.

[Natdaprat]

now that was a lie. she never quite got to telling you that you were a one-night-stand accident.

Are you trying to be funny? If so it's not working.

[Layedballer]

How do you know he dont exist.

I cant prove he does but you cant prove he dont.

What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof

[Honest Bill]

What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof

I read it on Wikipedia.... The ultimate source of truth

[saris]

And every urban myth is actually true :rolleyes:

The absents of evidence is not the evidence of absents.

I heard it on boondocs so.....

:) I bet a few are though

[Agge]

I have no idea, I'm not even sure I ever belived in him.

[rockyraccoon]

Are you trying to be funny? If so it's not working.

yeah i just wanted to somehow coincide with him actually being a product of a one night stand and scar him up inside.

didn't work.

[Blixa]

How do you know he dont exist.

I cant prove he does but you cant prove he dont.

Didn't know Coca Cola became a religion. I'll join :)

[Layedballer]

now that was a lie. she never quite got to telling you that you were a one-night-stand accident.
Jokes on you!
You are somewhat correct though haha!

[akrippler]

I caught my dad up when I found bunch of beer in the living room christmas morning. It was either santa's not real or my dad wasnt out fighitng crime as batman that night. I chose for santa to not be real. I loved thinking my dad was batman, gawd he was awesome.

[rockyraccoon]

Jokes on you!
You are somewhat correct though haha!

and did that cause you any emotional hurt? because if it did, my post was successful.

[Layedballer]

and did that cause you any emotional hurt? because if it did, my post was successful.

No I could care less, my dad stuck around, married etc etc...I'm not that crazy either. So no emotional trauma points for you

[Viluin]

When I was little, my mother made me write a letter to Santa to tell him what I wanted. I wrote down some shit and she said "No that's too expensive, write a new one".

That's when I knew.

[Natdaprat]

When I was little, my mother made me write a letter to Santa to tell him what I wanted. I wrote down some shit and she said "No that's too expensive, write a new one".

That's when I knew.

She should have said "Santa is unable to make spaceships and breed a pony for you, pick something else!" and you'd still believe today.

[rockyraccoon]

No I could care less, my dad stuck around, married etc etc...I'm not that crazy either. So no emotional trauma points for you

so you were the bullet in your parent's shotgun marriage?

[Layedballer]

so you were the bullet in your parent's shotgun marriage?

Nah, they were going to do it regardless, I just, sped it up

[rockyraccoon]

Nah, they were going to do it regardless, I just, sped it up

well, profit for all. who doesn't have sex before marriage anyways. that is, unless you believe the j-zeus will be mad at you for it.

[biggunsar]

So who's that nasty kid who spoiled santa for you when you were younger?

I'll start.

It was the day before Christmas break in 4th grade and that snotty bully announced it to my entire class and i never left him alone about it. After him being the bully i had to do something about it so I annoyed him to death. Santa was my childhood hero.

so how bout you guys who spoiled it?

it was about the time santa was about to spluge on my face. He told me that all good boys and girls get the "treatment", but because santa said it was our little secret, i really didn't want to tell anyone. He told me I was special!
But when I smelled his weiner and it smelled like billys ass, from across the street. And boy do i ever hate billy. I realised our "relationship" wasnt that special afterall.
So I pulled up my pants and never looked back.

[rockyraccoon]

it was about the time santa was about to spluge on my face. He told me that all good boys and girls get the "treatment", but because santa said it was our little secret, i really didn't want to tell anyone.
But when I smelled his weiner and it smelled like billys ass, from across the street. And boy do i ever hate billy. I realised our "relationship" wasnt that special afterall.
So I pulled up my pants and never looked back.

/thread and /lifestory

[Apex Vertigo]

Ever since I can remember I always asked my parents to tell me the truth because I couldn't really understand it. Finally one day I asked my dad for what must had been the 100th time if Santa was real and he told me "Ummmm I'll tell you later".

I'll tell you later...? What the fuck is that suppose to mean.

[biggunsar]

Ever since I can remember I always asked my parents to tell me the truth because I couldn't really understand it. Finally one day I asked my dad for what must had been the 100th time if Santa was real and he told me "Ummmm I'll tell you later".

I'll tell you later...? What the fuck is that suppose to mean.

santa was probably going to hit your house, just after billys.

[rockyraccoon]

Ever since I can remember I always asked my parents to tell me the truth because I couldn't really understand it. Finally one day I asked my dad for what must had been the 100th time if Santa was real and he told me "Ummmm I'll tell you later".

I'll tell you later...? What the fuck is that suppose to mean.

he'll tell you when your 18. and an even bigger bonus is he'll take you to see ms. claus at the local nudie bar.

[lilyeti]

When I used to go christmas shopping with my parents around 5 or 6, if santa puts presents under our tree, why do we have to buy them?

[Spart]

I remember my dad trying to convince me that Santa was real. I pointed out that I could hear them (parents) moving around upstairs, to which he said that they were helping Santa with the presents. I then also said that I could only hear two people, despite him having said there were three.

My parents never again tried to convince me that santa, or the easter bunny or such were real. Curiously, they stopped caring about whether I believed in God as well.

[biggunsar]

I remember my dad trying to convince me that Santa was real. I pointed out that I could hear them (parents) moving around upstairs, to which he said that they were helping Santa with the presents. I then also said that I could only hear two people, despite him having said there were three.

My parents never again tried to convince me that santa, or the easter bunny or such were real. Curiously, they stopped caring about whether I believed in God as well.

WTF...the easter bunny ain't real...

[saris]

When I used to go christmas shopping with my parents around 5 or 6, if santa puts presents under our tree, why do we have to buy them?

well maybey he dont give gifts but inspires other to be giving, hell its real enough fo me.

[saris]

WTF...the easter bunny ain't real...

yes he is just ask jesus

[ColonelTEE3]

How do you know he dont exist.

I cant prove he does but you cant prove he dont.

This is true.

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

[Dhig]

When I used to go christmas shopping with my parents around 5 or 6, if santa puts presents under our tree, why do we have to buy them?

And whats up with making lists of things you want?

I want boobies goddammit! :(

[Joebh]

My dog. My parents where quite committed to having me believe when I was 8, and I heard my dog barking on Christmas eve so I got up, walked to the living room and see Santa. Unfortunately he's being attacked by my dog and the dog rips the suit and the beard to pieces, and there lied my sobbing dad.

Worst. Christmas. Ever.

rofl cakes

[Yobaj]

This is true.

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Yea but I hate that logic.
It's like if I would say that there is some guy who is invisible, can fly through matter and doesn't make any noise unless he wants to. I mean, there is no frikkin way to prove that he doesn't exist. But just because I fucking made up all those features doesn't mean that there is a possibility that he does exist. I made it all up. Same with santa, god, allah, buddha, gilgamesh, megatron, shiva, Thor, easter bunny, yeti, and the brady bunch.

[Dhig]

Yea but I hate that logic.
It's like if I would say that there is some guy who is invisible, can fly through matter and doesn't make any noise unless he wants to. I mean, there is no frikkin way to prove that he doesn't exist. But just because I fucking made up all those features doesn't mean that there is a possibility that he does exist. I made it all up. Same with santa, god, allah, buddha, gilgamesh, megatron, shiva, Thor, easter bunny, yeti, and the brady bunch.

If you cant see or hear it, it doesnt exist.

So if a fart doesnt have any sound, it doesnt exist.

[Yobaj]

If you cant see or hear it, it doesnt exist.

So if a fart doesnt have any sound, it doesnt exist.
That's not what I am saying.

[Vessol]

I never believed in Santa, I remember being told about him and then saying "Haha! He isn't real!". They didn't like me in bible study either.

[Lotharr]

I still believe, your lies will not affect me!

[Bloody blade]

Common sense.

Yay for me.

Ya, bout the same. I was never fully into the santa thing, even though i did like him a lot. But one day before easter, my brother went into my mothers closet and found the candy that was usually put down by the "easter bunny." After that I caught on to all the holiday legends, even though my mom claimed she was just "helping" the easter bunny. I was in only like 1st or 2nd grade (or something like that).

[Tyler]

Tyler's Mom ~ Santa didn't bring you that shit, i bought it for you. respect.


rawr

[Tzacharu]

My cousin.

[Cribble]

My friend Fred explained that he didn't I beat him up because I was in a bad mood no because I was angry he revealed the obvious truth about santa.

BTW this was yesterday.

[heroshade]

Well, I knew Santa would never touch me the way that guy did, so right then I- Wait, wrong story.

I stopped believing when everyone said he was a happy jolly nice guy and then watched him bitch Rudolf out for being different. Seriously, is there a more horrible movie than Rudolf the Red Nosed Raindeer? God, his dad punches him in the face because his nose is a different color. Yeah, thats teaching equality and diversity. *Thumbs up*

[Nexus]

I twigged after I realised that santa gave rich kids more and better presents than poor kids for no good reason other than that they are rich.

[ikhoefnix]

Since I'm not an idiot I figured it out by the time I could dress/think for myself.

[DR.NUMBERS]

I did some silent recon late at night and caught my parents in the act of placing presents. Wasn't really suprised. Before I went to bed I told my sister though, ruined it for her.

[Oo_]

Why everyone has to be so anal about reality? Like that kid in Big Fish. :(

[FraBaktos]

How do you know he dont exist.

I cant prove he does but you cant prove he dont.

Sounds like Christianity.

[Goty]

My grandmother was so smooth with her Christmas celebrations that she hid my presents from Santa in my closet.

In my closet.