View Full Version : Recruiting 47 friends
Villa
12-15-2008, 07:21 PM
I currently have 25 friends.
I need 47 more.
Help me achieve one of my life ambitions early please.
paade
12-15-2008, 07:22 PM
72 virgins?
alfaroverall
12-15-2008, 07:22 PM
I see what you did there.
No seriously, I did. And I'm not going to spoil it for everyone else, because it's actually pretty funny when you figure out what it is.
And paade is partly there but not all the way there.
Megumi
12-15-2008, 07:23 PM
I see what you did there.
No seriously, I did. And I'm not going to spoil it for everyone else, because it's actually pretty funny when you figure out what it is.
And paade is partly there but not all the way there.
72 virgins?
Too late.
alfaroverall
12-15-2008, 07:25 PM
Too late.
I specifically stated that he's partly there but not all the way there. There is an amusing detail that he is missing.
Oh fine I'll put it in a spoiler. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY SURE YOU GET IT ALREADY:
The 72 friends would be the 72 virgins that Islam promises, since pretty much any forumfaller who would agree to be friends with Villa would be a virgin.
I'm almost certain that this is what Villa is getting at.
tallefred
12-15-2008, 07:25 PM
Too late.
Not quite. When you get it you will shit bricks.
I currently have 25 friends.
I need 47 more.
Help me achieve one of my life ambitions early please.
Thats cold, we're meant to be freinds villa....
Oh, how fiendishly clever!
I specifically stated that he's partly there but not all the way there. There is an amusing detail that he is missing.
Oh fine I'll put it in a spoiler. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY SURE YOU GET IT ALREADY:
The 72 friends would be the 72 virgins that Islam promises, since pretty much any forumfaller who would agree to be friends with Villa would be a virgin.
I'm almost certain that this is what Villa is getting at.
I thought that was that pretty obvious what he meant?
alfaroverall
12-15-2008, 07:30 PM
I thought that was that pretty obvious what he meant?
Not to Megumi or paade.
Layedballer
12-15-2008, 07:30 PM
I specifically stated that he's partly there but not all the way there. There is an amusing detail that he is missing.
Oh fine I'll put it in a spoiler. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY SURE YOU GET IT ALREADY:
The 72 friends would be the 72 virgins that Islam promises, since pretty much any forumfaller who would agree to be friends with Villa would be a virgin.
I'm almost certain that this is what Villa is getting at.
Er, that's what paade said, just he didn't explain each detail
stalwart
12-15-2008, 07:31 PM
i'm surprised i don't have villa on my friends list already. added.
tallefred
12-15-2008, 07:32 PM
I specifically stated that he's partly there but not all the way there. There is an amusing detail that he is missing.
Oh fine I'll put it in a spoiler. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY SURE YOU GET IT ALREADY:
The 72 friends would be the 72 virgins that Islam promises, since pretty much any forumfaller who would agree to be friends with Villa would be a virgin.
I'm almost certain that this is what Villa is getting at.
I'm pretty sure he's saying he's going to blow himself up
Layedballer
12-15-2008, 07:33 PM
Why would your life ambition be 72 male virgins?
Jathen
12-15-2008, 07:34 PM
I'm pretty sure he's saying he's going to blow himself up
This...
Carl Ragadamn
12-15-2008, 07:34 PM
Ah, eDad thanks for showing people what a truly great troll can do.
Forgin
12-15-2008, 07:34 PM
That is actually funny
good for you Villa ;)
alfaroverall
12-15-2008, 07:36 PM
I'm pretty sure he's saying he's going to blow himself up
That was the first version I was thinking of; get 72 people together and then blow yourself up to get the 72 virgins and then get with them as a group. But that doesn't fit the "life ambition" part of his post, and it would also be 73 people with 72 virgins, which means ONE guy would have to go gay.
Ah, eDad thanks for showing people what a truly great troll can do.
Villa isn't even a troll anymore, he's just a lulz magnet.
Why would your life ambition be 72 male virgins?
That was the first version I was thinking of; get 72 people together and then blow yourself up to get the 72 virgins and then get with them as a group. But that doesn't fit the "life ambition" part of his post, and it would also be 73 people with 72 virgins, which means ONE guy would have to go gay.
You think too much
twat
paade
12-15-2008, 07:40 PM
Not to Megumi or paade.
ill draw it to you next time k?
Carl Ragadamn
12-15-2008, 07:42 PM
Villa isn't even a troll anymore, he's just a lulz magnet.
He is suffering the effects of his eFame, where every post he makes is assumed to be of a troll nature.
alfaroverall
12-15-2008, 07:43 PM
He is suffering the effects of his eFame, where every post he makes is assumed to be of a troll nature.
True, true. A pity, really; he says some epic things, and makes some trolls that would be epic if they didn't come from him. Like this thread for example.
Apex Vertigo
12-15-2008, 07:44 PM
I specifically stated that he's partly there but not all the way there. There is an amusing detail that he is missing.
Oh fine I'll put it in a spoiler. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY SURE YOU GET IT ALREADY:
The 72 friends would be the 72 virgins that Islam promises, since pretty much any forumfaller who would agree to be friends with Villa would be a virgin.
I'm almost certain that this is what Villa is getting at.
You built it up way to much. I was expecting so much and I only got what we already knew :(.
friendlist is where I got to cry.
Bunkah
12-15-2008, 07:51 PM
Spoiler Much?
Jinpachi
12-15-2008, 07:58 PM
I specifically stated that he's partly there but not all the way there. There is an amusing detail that he is missing.
Oh fine I'll put it in a spoiler. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY SURE YOU GET IT ALREADY:
The 72 friends would be the 72 virgins that Islam promises, since pretty much any forumfaller who would agree to be friends with Villa would be a virgin.
I'm almost certain that this is what Villa is getting at.
LOL dude, it was very obvious what paade meant ;)
Erroneous
12-15-2008, 07:58 PM
Not to Megumi or paade.
Um, actually I interpreted their posts as getting it. Shame paade had to end the thread so quickly, could have been some good results from this.
Skyborn
12-15-2008, 08:37 PM
I <3 villa and this is funny no doubt but knowing him it wasnt that hard to figure out.
Skyborn
12-15-2008, 08:39 PM
Villa needs an alt imo.
Secretly he is also RBD
Secretly he is also RBD
I realy hope thats true.
Guvadan
12-15-2008, 08:44 PM
I currently have 25 friends.
I need 47 more.
Help me achieve one of my life ambitions early please.
No.
Vessol
12-15-2008, 08:47 PM
Why would your life ambition be 72 male virgins?
Hard Gay would approve of it, that's why.
Carl Ragadamn
12-15-2008, 08:48 PM
Secretly he is also RBD
I realy hope thats true.
That would be a Smarmy level epic event.
Skyborn
12-15-2008, 08:48 PM
No.
Newblet, in terms of digital awesomeness you should be honored that Villa would even consider you as possible name on a list he doesn't even look at.
Skyborn
12-15-2008, 08:49 PM
That would be a Smarmy level epic event.
Ahhh Smarmy...good times.
mother fucking...reply instead of edit...my bad, I shall cut myself in atonement of this travesty...
Rycon
12-15-2008, 09:08 PM
roflorlforlorloflorlfolrolfl
Capricious
12-15-2008, 09:38 PM
I shall decline your friend request like I did the first time. Stop coming on to me.
Villa
12-15-2008, 09:42 PM
I shall decline your friend request like I did the first time. Stop coming on to me.
NP; your brother Carl Ragadamn is my favourite e-son these days anyway.
Go and be friends with Fro.
Beeblebrox
12-15-2008, 09:47 PM
NP; your brother Carl Ragadamn is my favourite e-son these days anyway.
Go and be friends with Fro.
Can I be your virgin, Villa?
Layedballer
12-15-2008, 09:53 PM
Hard Gay would approve of it, that's why.
Good enough
Can I be your virgin, Villa?
You can be mine beeble
Skyborn
12-15-2008, 09:57 PM
NP; your brother Carl Ragadamn is my favourite e-son these days anyway.
Go and be friends with Fro.
I figured you'd get along better with the French...
Beeblebrox
12-15-2008, 09:59 PM
You can be mine beeble
Well, ok. It's probably better than having to share Villa with the other 71.
Honorius
12-15-2008, 10:00 PM
Well, ok. It's probably better than having to share Villa with the other 71.
But I thought it would be a good bonding experience for us. :(
Skyborn
12-15-2008, 10:02 PM
But I thought it would be a good bonding experience for us. :(
Don't use Gold Bond lotion for lube...I am guessing that would be bad.
Beeblebrox
12-15-2008, 10:08 PM
But I thought it would be a good bonding experience for us. :(
I'm sure activities like washing the dishes or, even better, Villa's underwear are great for wife to wife bonding.
oh, there you go. (http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image3/sexy-hijab.jpg)
Capricious
12-15-2008, 10:30 PM
NP; your brother Carl Ragadamn is my favourite e-son these days anyway.
Go and be friends with Fro.
This is forumfall, there should be no concept of friends.
Return to facebook. (www.facebook.com)
Natdaprat
12-15-2008, 10:31 PM
I'm not religious, but couldn't this thread be offensive to... terrorists?
I'm not religious, but couldn't this thread be offensive to... terrorists?
Villa offending himself?
Forgin
12-15-2008, 10:36 PM
Btw can someone explain something about the whole 72 virgin concept (VIlla I'm looking at you, you suicide-bombing terrorist)
As a muslim you aren't allowed to have sex before marriage right? I bet most of these dudes bomb themselves before they get married. Then they go to heaven where 72 virgin girls with uber tight vaginas are waiting for them.
So now you have 73 virgins in heaven who don't know what the fuck to do?!
Villa
12-15-2008, 10:53 PM
Btw can someone explain something about the whole 72 virgin concept (VIlla I'm looking at you, you suicide-bombing terrorist)
As a muslim you aren't allowed to have sex before marriage right? I bet most of these dudes BLOW themselves before they get married. Then they go to heaven where 72 virgin girls with uber tight vaginas are waiting for them.
Fixed for you whilst simultaneously providing the answer you seek.
antihero-zero
12-28-2008, 08:19 AM
If this guy is collecting male virgins, I'm a bit too creeped out in principle to befriend him, even electronically where I could care less what people think of me. You won't rape my cornhole in the next life Villa.
Paralda
12-28-2008, 08:27 AM
I specifically stated that he's partly there but not all the way there. There is an amusing detail that he is missing.
Oh fine I'll put it in a spoiler. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ALMOST COMPLETELY SURE YOU GET IT ALREADY:
The 72 friends would be the 72 virgins that Islam promises, since pretty much any forumfaller who would agree to be friends with Villa would be a virgin.
I'm almost certain that this is what Villa is getting at.
Alfar... sometimes you're so smart, but other times, you're just soooo damn stupid.
Anyone who doesn't get that is retarded.
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