If Chuck Norris met Steve Erwin in the afterlife.. what would happen?..

[Jackhowitzer]

Well, what would happen? Post your take on the cataclysmic fight of stingraying awseomeness.


This one goes out to Heroshade. RIP

[arcain]

gonna guess they have a few beers and kill some boars

[heroshade]

*Sigh* You did it wrong. THREAD HIJACKED!!

Steve Erwin faked his death in order to take on the ultimate champion in his own realm; Chuck Norris!!

/conspiracy

[CuriousGeorge]

Who is Steve Erwin?

[Gaal]

Chuck Norris would round-house kick steve Erwin back into the realm of the living.

[heroshade]

Chuck Norris is overrated. I can't wait till somebody gets fed up with all the jokes and puts a slug in Chuck's head just to end them.

[ejnomad07]

Chuck Norris wopuld round-house kick steve Erwin back into the realm of the living.

This. Not before he was taunted by Chuck about the whole stingray thing first though.

[heroshade]

Who is Steve Erwin?

The Chuckodile Hunter.

[Sycophant]

Who is Steve Erwin? Seriously, I don't know who this is. The Urkle guy from that black TV show. The clumsy kid that is really good at science?

[CuriousGeorge]

Who is Steve Erwin? Seriously, I don't know who this is. The Urkle guy from that black TV show. The clumsy kid that is really good at science?

All I know is that his family is mooching off his fame to make money...

[heroshade]

Okay, I'll say it in the way mortals say it.

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[CuriousGeorge]

Crocodile Dundee?

[ejnomad07]

Who is Steve Erwin? Seriously, I don't know who this is. The Urkle guy from that black TV show. The clumsy kid that is really good at science?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

:eek:

He could catch grown alligators with nothing but his hands and a small rope. :ohno:

[heroshade]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

:eek:

He could catch grown alligators with nothing but his hands and a small rope. :ohno:

Or his head!

[IthroZada]

Or his head!

Sadly, his catching stingrays with his heart trick didn't turn out well at all

[Methos43]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

:eek:

He could catch grown alligators with nothing but his hands and a small rope. :ohno:

he just needs small babies for bait.

[slugy]

you know when you die you are eaten by worms right?

[Thoric]

Sadly, his catching stingrays with his heart trick didn't turn out well at all

I lol'd and i feel bad now.

[Dazarthas]

I imagine they would engage in an epic, unending battle, from mountaintops to valleys. The fight would only end when Samuel L. Jackson were to enter the afterlife, and at that point would wipe the floor with both at the same time.

[bloodfletcher2]

OT has gone too far this time.. Steven Erwin :(

[jordanleroux]

OT has gone too far this time.. Steven Erwin :(

Too far is beating off into a slaughtered cows eye socket. This is jusssssst right.

[Fruitbasket]

Both of them would look each other in the face, sweat dripping down there chin, then walk away.

[Yin]

Putin would kill them both.

By the way, Chuck was killed by Bruce Li at "Enter the Dragon", thus not being able to endure a hummilation, just like Soliery poisoned Mozart before, he poisoned Bruce Li later, unable to face him in open fight.

But Bruce didnt die, he just hid in the monastery in China and gailed an enlightment becoming a next Budda.

[The Cougar]

Steve Irwin would shout something incoherent and open his eyes wide, gesturing wildly.