Zombie Apocalypse

[Rathynas]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012)
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry)
Occupation: (obvious)
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead)
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? -
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -
How many days a week do you work out now? -
What do you do to work out now? -
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? -
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? -
Do you like horror films? -
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? -
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? -
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? -
How many people is it okay to travel with? -
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? -
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -


My application, for you to get the idea...

Age: 20-something (not bothering to count, lol)
Weapons: Metal baseball bat and pistol
Occupation: Cop
Themesong: Dead Puppies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMqTat4dUoY)
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - In between short and average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Yes; pocket knife, lucky silver chain, shell, random spring, one of those ball chain things that clasp to themselves, compass, house key, random flashy strobe light thing (I'm a freak, I know)
How many days a week do you work out now? - Every day
What do you do to work out now? - TKD, grappling, sparring, pretty much everything I can

Not going to finish the questions because that would give it away. And yeah, I'm going to survive. ;)

[NapalmEnema]

I put peanut butter on a broom handle and jam it in my whale eye, then post pics on myspace.

[Beorg]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) 23
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) An old Remington Shotgun and a Zulu shield.
Occupation: (obvious) Distributor
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) Voodoo by Godsmack
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Fairly Average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - 5' 11", which is Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - I used to carry a knife, but I've been reduced to a wallet.
How many days a week do you work out now? - Four
What do you do to work out now? - Run, Lift, Full-Body excercises.
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Kill him.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Kill him.
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Kill him.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - The head.
Do you like horror films? - Yes.
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No.
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Cut the infected area out or cut my leg off.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Cut it off.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - Five.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - No.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - The Abandoned Farm.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - If I was trapped and had absolutely nothing else to eat.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Threaten my friends to help me and save the family.


The answers are in red.
I hope I survive.
I put peanut butter on a broom handle and jam it in my whale eye, then post pics on myspace.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Toxic Waste]

Age: 26

Weapons: Two shotguns, four .45 calibur pistols, and antique WW2 frag grenade, six .22s, forty pocketknives, five replica shortswords, a recreation of a Celtic broadsword, a katana, a wakizashi, a shikomizue, a tanto, and a Veggie Tales video cassette.

Occupation: Roofing

Themesong: Criminal, by Disturbed

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Heavy

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -Tall

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Knives, pencils, books, and a packet of chewing gum

How many days a week do you work out now? -4

What do you do to work out now? -Bench, squat, curl, lunges, and other miscellaneous crap

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? -Kill him to protect the others

If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -Cry and kill him

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -Laugh and kill it

Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Head/neck/brain (cliche)

Do you like horror films? -Yes

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? -Not particularly

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -Not that I know of

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? -Take as many of them down before I turn into one of them

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? -Lay there, oblivious to the world, and cry like a two year old

How many people is it okay to travel with? -Four

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -Rarely

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart?- Why the fuck would I go to any of those places? I'd find a bomb shelter in some paranoid fuck's back yard and hunker down.

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? -I'd do it even if I didn't have to.

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -Save them.

[Rathynas]

The answers are in red.
I hope I survive.


Pics or it didn't happen.
You'll probably survive; 80% chance.

[Beorg]

Toxic, I hope and I don't hope that I'm stranded with you. I'm sure we'd survive a Zombie Apocalypse, but i'd run the risk of being eaten first.

[Rathynas]

Toxic Waste probably dies. 20% chance of survival.

[Toxic Waste]

Toxic, I hope and I don't hope that I'm stranded with you. I'm sure we'd survive a Zombie Apocalypse, but i'd run the risk of being eaten first.

Toxic Waste probably dies. 20% chance of survival.

This. You'd live. I'm one of those idiots who thinks of the fighting solution first - I'd never have thought to have amputated my leg. On the bright side (for you, anyway) the only thing I'd take with me to my pointless and futile last stand is my broadsword, leaving you with the rest of my weapons. And yes, for clarification, I do actually own those.

[CuriousGeorge]

Toxic Waste probably dies. 20% chance of survival.

What are you? The all knowing zombie apocolypse guy?

[Rhambo]

This belongs in roleplaying forums, but...

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 3012) 23
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) lightsaber
Occupation: jedi
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) it goes like daaaaa-daa-da-da-da-dum-dum-da-da-da-da
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - heavy
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - tall
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - wallet, cell phone
How many days a week do you work out now? - 0
What do you do to work out now? - eat
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - quarantine them, until a cure? is found
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - kill
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - kill
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - head, spinal cord
Do you like horror films? - no
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - no
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - no
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - cut off left shin w/ lightsabler
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - probably kill myself
How many people is it okay to travel with? - 10
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - no
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - police station/farm
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -

yeah save them, force the other one to help

Seeing as how I have a lightsaber, the zombies would have to be pretty lethal for me to not survive...

[Draconaes]

Age: 21.
Weapons - Pocket knife.
Occupation - Student.
Themesong - Don't care, anything actiony.
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Average.
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - 6' 1''.
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Keys.
How many days a week do you work out now? - Zero.
What do you do to work out now? - N/A.
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Assuming no way to save them, kill them painlessly as possible.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Same.
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Same.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Head; Even if it doesn't die, it can't bite me.
Do you like horror films? - No.
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No.
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Truthfully, I would probably freak out. My best defence is not getting bitten I guess.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - QQ.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - As many as I can trust.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - No.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - I would say abandoned farm.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - If I had a way to cook the meat; I doubt I could eat a human raw.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - If we had decent weapons, and there are only twelve (assuming no more wandering nearby/chasing us/etc), I would try to help the family. Eight have a better chance of surviving longer than three.

Answer in red.

[Beorg]

This. You'd live. I'm one of those idiots who thinks of the fighting solution first - I'd never have thought to have amputated my leg. On the bright side (for you, anyway) the only thing I'd take with me to my pointless and futile last stand is my broadsword, leaving you with the rest of my weapons. And yes, for clarification, I do actually own those.


Bloody hell, man, how am I supposed to carry all of that?

Honestly, I'll need another person to carry all of it. Well, I'm sure we could get RealBigDeal to help out, the shoot and cannibalize him when he's fulfilled his use.

[IthroZada]

Bloody hell, man, how am I supposed to carry all of that?

Honestly, I'll need another person to carry all of it. Well, I'm sure we could get RealBigDeal to help out, the shoot and cannibalize him when he's fulfilled his use.

The moment you cannibalize your own fellow human being you are no better than the mindless abominations you fear!! Do not fall into temptation, my son!

[Rathynas]

What are you? The all knowing zombie apocolypse guy?
WRONG. I'm the all-knowing zombie apocalypse girl.

Rhambo has 0% chance of surviving since he won't even be alive in 2012.

[Beorg]

The moment you cannibalize your own fellow human being you are no better than the mindless abominations you fear!! Do not fall into temptation, my son!


Not true. They're after the brain of him, I'd only eat his leg, arm and chest flesh.

Moreover, they wouldn't use him to carry their equipment, and couldn't shoot him, either.

[IthroZada]

WRONG. I'm the all-knowing zombie apocalypse girl.

Rhambo has 0% chance of surviving since he won't even be alive in 2012.

You better have read the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z

Oh... and zombie tits or gtfo

[Beorg]

You better have read the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z

Oh... and zombie tits or gtfo

I instantly thought of the Vault-Dwellers Guild to Survival when you said that.

And I thought you were a man of the Cloth...

[Toxic Waste]

Not true. They're after the brain of him, I'd only eat his leg, arm and chest flesh.

Moreover, they wouldn't use him to carry their equipment, can couldn't shoot him, either.

You know, I have this nifty army duffel bag that can carry everything you don't put on yourself. Which I'd probably never use, because one way or another I'd have most of that stuff on me if zombies were attacking, but you could probably carry it. That or stuff RealBigDeal in it and throw it in a river. Just a thought.

[Rathynas]

Answer in red.
10% chance of surviving alone, 60% chance with a group. You need to become a little more independent.

[Ball-In-A-Cup]

Age: 22

Weapons: Numerous rifles, shotguns, handguns, landscaping equipment, and more knives than you can shake a stick at.

Occupation: Freshly graduated with a degree in molecular biology and math-econ.

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Average weight, broad build

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - 6'0

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - a largeish pocket knife, wallet with a chain (don't attach it to my pants - I'm no thug), and my phone

How many days a week do you work out now? - run 3 days, actually lift only about 1 or 2

What do you do to work out now? - Run 1-2 miles. Lift and use machines at the college gym.

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - kill them.

If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -see above.

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - see above. Alternatively, confine him and study him after he turns. Kid zombie is a lot easier to control than a fully grown.

Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - head followed by chest. If they kept coming I'd take out the legs and leave them clawing along on the ground.

Do you like horror films? - meh. Only if they're really poorly or really well done. Nothing in between.

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - Not really.

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - My grandfather died of a stoke, but that's about it in my family.

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Probably cut my leg off - maybe I'd just kill myself if I thought it was too late.

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Vent by going on a killing spree/I'd die before I'd let something like that happen?

How many people is it okay to travel with? - Depends on what kind of shape they're in. Healthy fit people: 5-6. Old Grandmothers: 0.

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Not really, unless you're absolutely desperate. Even then, make sure you're the one with the guns.

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Abandoned farm - too many people int he other locations. Dig trenches and bunker down!

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Eww... I guess

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Hail of gunfire to break my way in. Before we get swarmed, I'd grab the baby and throw it into the throng off zombies. While they're distracted by the delicious baby feast, I'd grab the others and run like hell.

[Beorg]

You know, I have this nifty army duffel bag that can carry everything you don't put on yourself. Which I'd probably never use, because one way or another I'd have most of that stuff on me if zombies were attacking, but you could probably carry it. That or stuff RealBigDeal in it and throw it in a river. Just a thought.

Or put him and the weapons in it and take my food with me.

[IthroZada]

I instantly thought of the Vault-Dwellers Guild to Survival when you said that.

And I thought you were a man of the Cloth...

A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the original books. The new monk went to the head monk to ask him about this. He pointed out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk said, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.' The head monk went down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours later, nobody had seen him, so one of the monks went downstairs to look for him. He heard a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and found the old monk leaning over one of the original books, crying.

He asked what was wrong.

'The word is 'celebrate,' not 'celibate'!' sobbed the head monk.
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I have lived by that philosophy since then

[VenomXI]

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) 26?
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) I plan to have an aircraft carrier, housing several nuclear warheads, a couple thousand m16's, several million rounds, a few dozen jet fighters, fully equipped with missiles and bombs.
Occupation: (obvious) Vending machine repairman
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) Mario theme song.
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - map book, morphine, and a machette
How many days a week do you work out now? - 7
What do you do to work out now? - squat thrusts
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - kill it
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - kill it
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - kill it
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - face
Do you like horror films? - yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - no
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - no
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - chop it off
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - chop it, use it as bait for all those whore zombies out there
How many people is it okay to travel with? - 19 (including my self, no more, no less)
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - if they pass the physical
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Wal-mart, all a bunch of dumb ass's who shop there anyways, so the zombies will be easy pickings.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - I would even if I didn't have to
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - family would be a burden... kill everything and loot the house.

[heroshade]

Age: 21
Weapons: Berretta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Beretta_90TWO_closed.JPG)
Occupation: Probably a cashier or a soldier...
Themesong: Dragula by Rob Zombie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1MQW5e6KcE). Great zombie killing song
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? -light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - a phone, an Ipod, a fold-out knife, keys, and my wallet.
How many days a week do you work out now? - Few unless I join the military
What do you do to work out now? - Whatever the fuck the military does
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Close my eyes and shoot.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - See above answer
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Unless I knew them, I would probably blow their head all over the closest wall.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - The head dumbass.
Do you like horror films? - Yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No, stop asking dumbass questions.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Kill every zombie around me and then use the last bullet on myself.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Staple it back on. There will be no downstairs pipeline becoming FUBAR as long as I am alive
How many people is it okay to travel with? - As many that you can find and manage and know that none are infected. Probably a bus full.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Yes
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Wal-Mart most likely. Not a close one. One in a small town somewhere. Guns, food, water, the hole shabang.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Then I'de be as bad as the undead then wouldn't I?
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Depends on what my friends have. If we were similarly armed (Pistols and knives) then I think we could easily take twelve zombies.

Be glad I didn't flame this.

:D

[Beorg]

A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the original books. The new monk went to the head monk to ask him about this. He pointed out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk said, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.' The head monk went down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours later, nobody had seen him, so one of the monks went downstairs to look for him. He heard a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and found the old monk leaning over one of the original books, crying.

He asked what was wrong.

'The word is 'celebrate,' not 'celibate'!' sobbed the head monk.
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I have lived by that philosophy since then

:lmao:

[Ultimo]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) ::26
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) :: bats, swords, knives
Occupation: (obvious) :: software developer
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) :: Smurf's theme song
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - :: average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - :: tall
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - :: wallet, cell phone, keys
How many days a week do you work out now? - :: 3-4
What do you do to work out now? - :: 30 minutes cardio, 30 minutes weights
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - :: kill them....
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - :: say sorry, then kill him...
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - :: Too repetitive, I understand that zombies are not people, anyone that gets bit dies
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - :: Depends on how they die, if they can run on brain stem only, incapacitate by taking out the legs, if a head shot kills them, do that.
Do you like horror films? - :: Yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - :: No
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - :: No
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - :: Wait for someone to kill me (I wouldn't kill myself, if I'm going to become a zombie I should at least take out a few with me)
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - :: This is a situation where I kill myself.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - :: 2-3
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - :: Preferably no, but if I have to yes
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - :: wal-mart
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - :: No
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - :: Every man for themselves!



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[Toxic Waste]

WRONG. I'm the all-knowing zombie apocalypse girl.

Rhambo has 0% chance of surviving since he won't even be alive in 2012.

Wait, wait. Hold all discussion for a second.

You're a chick?

[Tzacharu]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) 23
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) A butter knife
Occupation: (obvious) Computer Engineer
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) Thunderstruck by AC/DC
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Tall
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - My wallet and dorm keys
How many days a week do you work out now? - Working out?
What do you do to work out now? - I ride my bicycle every once in awhile
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Kill the mother fucking zombie that did it then kill my family member to make sure they don't spread the disease
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - See above
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - See above
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - In the face
Do you like horror films? - No
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Kill myself
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Strap dynamite to myself and run into a zombie mob
How many people is it okay to travel with? - Zero
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -No, they might be zombies in disguise
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Wal-Mart. If anyone can outlast a zombie apocalypse, it's Mexicans and their border jumping abilities. They will most likely not be zombies.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - No
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Knock the first friend unconscious, grab him, and book it with my other friend.


Answers in bold.

[Beorg]

Wait, wait. Hold all discussion for a second.

You're a chick?



A chick who knows about zombie survival, therefore making her both not real and brilliant at the same time.

[heroshade]

Answers in bold.

Mexicans are at Home Depot. Pissed off rednecks with shotguns are at Wally-World. An even better choice imo.

:D

[Kekshorts]

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) 21
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) machete, short sword, tennis racket, super soaker, soap bottle, sponges.
Occupation: (obvious) student
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) 2times terror
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3G4T0u0HA) Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - between light and average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - between average & tall
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - keys, bottle opener, ipod, phone, moneyz
How many days a week do you work out now? -4-5
What do you do to work out now? - squat, bench, crunches, other miscellaneous, mostly upper body, lower body is disproportionately stronger.
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - hack his fucking head off
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - hack head off
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -curb stomp some baby face.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - in the face/head, it can't kill you if it's only option is to gum you to death... or if it doesn't have a head.
Do you like horror films? -yeah
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - nope
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - no
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? -amputate and immediately find a crude replacement to mimic the limb so I could still move around and not just wait to get eaten.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? -cut it off.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - low numbers, don't draw attention to your movement, but enough so that every one can get a good amount of sleep if each of you takes 1-2 hour watch shifts.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - only if they are in front, otherwise, fuck no.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -i'd of course hit up as many of the places as I safely could to stock up on supplies, but the abandoned farm for defense and safety, it's away from civilization, which is where most of the zombies would be coming from, and it's kinda out of the way, so assuming you lay low and don't draw any attention to yourself, that's the place to be.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - if he were not infected, in an instant
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - children slow things down, a whiney infant draws attention to you, wouldn't help em.


answers bolded

[Beorg]

Mexicans are at Home Depot. Pissed off rednecks with shotguns are at Wally-World. An even better choice imo.

:D

I say kill the rednecks, take their weapons and hold the Mexicans at gun-point until they make me as many tacos as they can, and then kill them--they're potential zombies, anyway, no use in leaving them to be bitten.
answers bolded

I'd give you an 85%-90% chance of survival--your disregard for life gives you the advantage.

[Toxic Waste]

I'd give you an 85%-90% chance of survival--your disregard for life gives you the advantage.

I'd give him a zero percent chance for survival. I'd kill him myself while he's distracted with amputating his genitalia.

[Kekshorts]

I'd give you an 85%-90% chance of survival--your disregard for life gives you the advantage.
only in a situation where I could get fucked from taking any other course of action. I'm normally a pretty nice guy, i swear.

[Kekshorts]

I'd give him a zero percent chance for survival. I'd kill him myself while he's distracted with amputating his genitalia.
i'd kill you for your penis and sew it on to replace my old one.

[Toxic Waste]

i'd kill you for your penis and sew it on to replace my old one.

Not if the first thing you think when you see me is, He seems to be holding a big fucking shotgun to my fa-

[IthroZada]

Especially if the first thing you think when you see me is, He seems to be holding a big fucking penis to my fa-

fixed

[Kekshorts]

Not if the first thing you think when you see me is, He seems to be holding a big fucking shotgun to my fa-
when the apocalypse happens... we'll find each other...

[Peith]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: 4 months
Weapons: machete
Occupation: baby
Themesong: Upside Down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNlmn7vbXBQ) - Jack Johnson
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - shit loads
How many days a week do you work out now? - 4
What do you do to work out now? - walker (http://www.toysrus.ca/product/index.jsp?productId=2687392&isProductCrossSell=true)
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - cry
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - cry
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - laugh
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - shins
Do you like horror films? - Never seen one
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No, you shoulda seen my moms vag.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Cry
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Cry
How many people is it okay to travel with? - One
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - No
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -Wal-mart
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Yes
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Check out the other baby




Yeah.

[Kekshorts]

Yeah.
lol, love the response to gore.

[Toxic Waste]

Check out the other baby...

As it is quickly ripped apart in a gory spray and consumed.

when the apocalypse happens... we'll find each other...

Or at least, I'll find you. :ninja:

[Rathynas]

Nyaanyaaaaaaaaaanyaaaaaaaanyaaaaaaaaaaaa aaarrrg

[VenomXI]

VenomXI... I have no clue...


c'mon, you know I'll survive, 100%!

[Rathynas]

Ball-In-A-Cup has 90% chance of survival. Lotta smarts.

VenomXI... I have no clue...

Heroshade, your probability of surviving is fifty-fifty. If you choose to join the military, much higher, and you're going to survive.

Ultimo, 70% chance of survival.

Tzacharu, you're dead.

And yeah, I'm a chick.

[Toxic Waste]

Yes, I'm a chick.

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... Are you sure?

[psychosiszz]

[QUOTE=Rathynas;2088143]
Age: 26
Weapons: A rapier and beer bottles
Occupation: Badass Maverick Renegade
Themesong: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rgTpbt2q6bw
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? Average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? Chewing Gum, water bottle, Some smokes, PDA for quests and shit and a Used condom
How many days a week do you work out now? 3
What do you do to work out now? Jack off and go to the gym
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? Chainsaw time
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? Chainsaw time
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do?Chainsaw time
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? Head, neck or the heart
Do you like horror films? Yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? Nop, but gore films bore the fuck out of me
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? Nop
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? Cut my leg off asap, and replace it with a gun "planet terror anyone?"
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? Make a new one using instructions from the kids program Art attack, using sticky back plastic and pencil tips
How many people is it okay to travel with? 3 lucky number
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? Yes can use em as a trap or cannon fodder
Where would you go for safety: Go up to scotland find a castle in a middle of a loch and stock up on Food and pornos
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? Well you never know until the time comes, but perhaps some thigh
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? Drive a truck into all the zombies, so the family can jump on the top and get to safety. Im the Maverick renegade hero type.

[Rathynas]

Did I just post twice??? :bang:

Oh yeah, and Kekshorts wins. Peith fails.

[Tzacharu]

Tzacharu, you're dead.


Man, I thought I was being cautious. I guess I need a better knife!

[Septus]

Am I the only one who carries a lighter in his pocket?

Here's the true armageddon situation. You don't have any of your weapons b/c when the zombie breakout hits, you're not at home. So actually you're all fucking dead.

As for me, I'd make a scythe out of my hockey stick. Ingenuity will keep me alive bitches.

[Rathynas]

Psychosiszz has almost no chance of surviving. Nab.

[psychosiszz]

Am I the only one who carries a lighter in his pocket?

Here's the true armageddon situation. You don't have any of your weapons b/c when the zombie breakout hits, you're not at home. So actually you're all fucking dead.

But what if you are at home!?

[Septus]

But what if you are at home!?

Then obviously my weapon is my car.

[Metal Wolf]

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) - 27
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) - Short barrel pistol grip 12 gauge, Crossbow, bolo Machete, Gator pocket knife.
Occupation: (obvious) - Freelancer
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) Not all who wonder are lost - Devildriver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeNcU0ynSxA&feature=related)
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Athletic (150lbs)
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Black Diamond twist lock carabiner, Gator knife, Wallet.
How many days a week do you work out now? - (5 or 6)
What do you do to work out now? - Calisthenics
***** was bitten, what would you do? - Put explosives on them and use them as zombie bait.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Wherever they seem do die fastest after.
Do you like horror films? - Not really I find them boring mostly.
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No.
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - TnT jacket, crowd of undead.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - See previous answer.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - 2
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - As long as they have adequate provisions.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Nearest highway patrol Station. (remote, ammo, and stocked with supplies)
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - No, easy way to catch diseases.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Place a propane tank in the road, back off and get the zombies attention. reduce ammo count by one gun round and an signal flare.

[psychosiszz]

Psychosiszz has almost no chance of surviving. Nab.
Was it the Sticky back plastic and pencil tips?

[Rathynas]

Was it the Sticky back plastic and pencil tips?
No, it was everything.

Metal Wolf, I'll say you're pretty safe.

[RootBeerFloat]

Age: (22)
Weapons: (glock (pistol), shotgun, AK-47 by then, hatchet, large stilettoish fighting knife, machete)

Occupation: (some average job, selling drugs on side)

Themesong: (Memphis Will Be Laid to Waste - Norma Jean)

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - really light weight slim

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - pretty tall bout 6 ft

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - ipod, cell, pipe, weed, large knife, glock, cigarettes, wallet, lighter, rebel flag bandana.

How many days a week do you work out now? - fuck that.

What do you do to work out now? - smoke.

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Id do what I have to.

If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Do what I gotta.

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - I fucking hate kids, a great opportunity.

Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - try for head, with shotgun, it wont matter as much.

Do you like horror films? - yeah

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - not at all.

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - naw

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - if girlfriend alive, last stand, if not, amputation.

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - very unlikely that would happen, death.

How many people is it okay to travel with? - my closest friend and girlfriend maybe another close friend. All my friends would guns as a sidenote.

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -if they are armed and capable of providing useful skills and supplies then yes.

Where would you go for safety: house in the high mountains in west texas

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - no, food is abundant anywhere I go, and I would never do that.

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to.What do you do? - fuck that family, I will not risk ones I love or myself for strangers, we would move on without endangering ourselves.

[Kagetora8151]

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) 26
Weapons: Double Bladed axe, machete multiple knives.
Occupation: PC Tech
Themesong: Ace Of Spades (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrtZRrS70w)
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Heavy
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -Keys, chapstick, wallet, phone
How many days a week do you work out now? - none
What do you do to work out now? -
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Kill them
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -Kill him
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -Kill it
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? -The head
Do you like horror films? -Some of them
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - Not quite sure
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - If in a group, ask someone to kill me. If by myself, try to kill myself. I would rather die a human than become one of them.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - What relevance does this have?
How many people is it okay to travel with? - Small group, 5 to 6
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Yes. In fact it would be almost better. I would find it easier to kill a stranger if they were bitten than a relative or close friend.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Wal-Mart
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Yes.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Start killing zombies.

[Penneywize9]

Age: I will have just turned 29.

Weapons: Nothing that couldn't be found around the house, currently. So, l guess golf clubs, hockey sticks, that type of shit. But for the sake of this post, assume I purchase a hunting rifle (because I see myself becoming a crazed introvert who likes to shoot small animals between now and 2012).

Occupation: Operations Management

Themesong: Dicks are For My Friends by Mindless Self Indulgence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKJtHVDfZeQ) (for contrast)

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? Average

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? 5"11, so slightly above average.

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? Keys. Lighter. Cigarettes. Cell. (Pre-emptive fuck you to whoever suggests that I have a lower survival chance from being a smoker)

How many days a week do you work out now? 4 days

What do you do to work out now? mostly cardio and some calisthenics for 3 days a week. I also play in a men's hockey league ever week.

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - They're not family anymore. Kill.

If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Kill him till he dai'd.

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Kill

Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - In the crotch area, because I'm sure they'd miss that. No, seriously, headshots only.

Do you like horror films? - Not really.

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - IRL probably yeah that would be fucked up.

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No.

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - I doubt I'd be able to cut off my own limb. I'd probably slowly lose it and become a zombie myself. Whatever. Fuck you guys who think you'd have the stones to cut your own leg off.

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Insta-kill myself.

How many people is it okay to travel with? - 3-5 tops.

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - No, because I might accidentally kill one of em, thinking he's turning into a zombie when he's really just being a grumpy bitch.

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - I'm pretty sure I'd be best off somewhere with lots of provisions and shit, so a Mall or Wal-Mart sounds pretty good. It would depend greatly on what time of day the attack occurred; I wouldn't want to walk into a fucking mall full of infected ppl.

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - No, die of starvation instead. Have some fucking dignity.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - If it looked like they had a chance, maybe try and save em. But the whole young-family bit isn't helping. A baby would be a huge burden at this point. So maybe pass on them, figuring that there are millions of other people facing the same fate at that moment and I can't save em all.

EDIT: Just realized my hockey gear would make pretty fucking great armour for fending off zombies. Head to toe, bitches.

[Mooseman]

Age: 22
Weapons: My 10 and 12 gauge shotgun for killing zombies and my hunting rifle for killing shit to eat/killing zombies if needed also a bow to kill shit to eat without attracting attention. And chain saw(cutting downed tree and moving them off the road, killing zombies but unlikely) and multiple home made weapons(lawn mower blade with a handle grinded down at one end) and explosives. Weapons and ammo not currently carrying would go in the vehicle.
Occupation: Begging
Themesong: None, it would attract zombies/headphones would degrade your alertness. I suppose I would have all sorts of songs playing in my head though.
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - light EDIT:athletic would be more accurate
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - keys,phone, and wallet
How many days a week do you work out now? - 3
What do you do to work out now? - Kegals
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Put them on a leash and train them to fetch me things and make me sandwiches.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Put them on a leash and train them to kill other zombies.
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Steal their candy, strap an explosive on them and throw them into the horde of zombies
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - thalamus
Do you like horror films? - No, because I always go "Why don't you <insert obvious action to stay alive> you fucking moron!"
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - Everyone is at risk, but no not high risk
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - I'm wearing snake proof boots that can't happen.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Can't happen i'm wearing a cup. And i suppose the kegal exercises would help a bit.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - Depends on the situation and skills of said people.(No dead weight)
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Only if they are hot.
Where would you go for safety: - Alaska
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - No because they are most likely infected if they are dead/undead.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Kill the zombies (there is only 12 of them) take anything useful in the house(food, meds, weapons if they even have any), steal the car or siphon gas and leave.

[ColonelTEE3]

Age: 22
Weapons: Glock
Occupation: College student most likely
Themesong: Change-Deftones
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Clinically underweight
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - car keys, wallet, cell phone
How many days a week do you work out now? - none
What do you do to work out now? -nothing beyond what i get from walking between classes (actually kind of far, i'd say a cumulative mile or so by the days end)
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Quarantine or try to restrain them but not kill them until i knew for sure they were a complete zombie
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -See above
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Headshot
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? -Headshot
Do you like horror films? - Yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - IRL yes
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - somewhat
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Kill as many zombies as i can before i turn and save a bullet for my self
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Kill as many zombies as i can and save a bullet for my self
How many people is it okay to travel with? -Four to fiveish
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - In desperation yes
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -Walmart / Costco, those places are like fortresses and have lots of supplies
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Never
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -Not our problem, better them than us

[Penneywize9]

Age: 22

Weapons: Numerous rifles, shotguns, handguns, landscaping equipment, and more knives than you can shake a stick at.

I never got that expression "more such-and-such than you can shake a stick at". Just where the fuck does that come from? Did people in the olden days shake sticks at large groups of things?

/shameless Family Guy ripoff

[Rathynas]

I'll be back later with your test scores... :sly:

[Death's Chill]

Age: 22
Weapons: I'll probably have a glock by then.
Occupation: I'll probably be a writer/blog owner by then.
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead)
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - For a male, I'd say I'd be muscular average by then, though I won't gain a huge amount over what I'm at now. Maybe 150 lbs.
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - I'm 5'6". I'm 18 and a half, so I doubt I'll grow much more than an inch or two by 22.
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - My wallet.
How many days a week do you work out now? - Cardio? 5 days a week. Weightlifting, twice a week.
What do you do to work out now? - Bench presses, bicep curls, leg curls/extensions, squats, leg raises, sit-ups, and for cardio, biking.
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - If being bitten means they are transformed, I'd have no choice but to kill them.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Well these questions are silly, unless there was a known cure somewhere, I'd have little choice but to kill them.
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - In this case, leave em be. A child zombie would be little threat.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Blowing its head off seems wise, but if they are those freakishly strong zombies that don't stop even after their head is gone... I'd attack their limbs, dead space style.
Do you like horror films? - Totally do.
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - Not at all. Real blood freaks me out though.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No.
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Well, I'd join the ranks of the zombies for global domination!
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Well, fucking ouch, but meh.. I never wanted kids.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - I wouldn't want a huge group, but a couple people, preferably people I know, would be good.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - In this case, yes.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - The police station, for additional ammo.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Only if I was really fucking hungry.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - If I have enough ammunition to have a decent chance at killing them all, I'd go for it.

[Layedballer]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012)27
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry)Hand and a half sword(real) .22, 4-10, 12 guage. PLENTY of ammo.
Occupation: (obvious)Past or present?
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead)I can't think of anything but the song I'm listening to(Blood Red, White & Blue by Rise Against)
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? -I would say very fit? I'm overweight I guess but not fat if that matters
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -Tall
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -When allowed I have a blade of some form, phone, wallet/ID
How many days a week do you work out now? -4-5
What do you do to work out now? -Ninjutsu for 10 years now(14 in 2012) hit the gym any other day, run every other morning and night. Tricking is on saturday
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? -Kill
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Kill
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -Kill
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? -Head if it's a .22 a poweful weapon can take out a torso though
Do you like horror films? -LOVE
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? -Used to it, no
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -Nope
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? -Depends, if it's possible to not be infected if the part is removed then I would cut it off/out. If non-infection is not possible then I would shoot myself
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? -Cut it off
How many people is it okay to travel with? -Depends on where we are, but I would travel with a small group, not large enough to be noticed, but not small enough to be helpless
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -If they are not infected/bitten. If they are they're being killed
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? Depends on where the E-vac is. I live about an hour away driving time from a military base, so I'd go there.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? -Yes
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -Depends if they are attracting zombies I do not aide them.


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[Gotrex]

Age: 23

Weapons: Replica Dane Axe, I also own various medieval armours such as mail and plate which im used to wearing so can use comfortably without tiring in 5 mins

Occupation: IT Monkey

Themesong: Ensirferum - Into The Battle

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Heavy

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Tall

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Wallet, phone, keys

How many days a week do you work out now? - Once or twice if you count moshing on a friday night :P

What do you do to work out now? - Situps and Pushups

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Kill them
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Kill them

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Kill them

Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Head

Do you like horror films? - Yes

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Kill myself or if something needs doing that is highly dangerous ill do that then kill myself

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Probably freak out for a while but eventualy come to terms with it

How many people is it okay to travel with? - 4 is ideal number id say

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - No usualy but sometimes circumstance will make this a neccesity

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -
Abandoned farm, in a zombie apocalypse you need to get as far away from the major population centres as possible and a farm will provide tools to provide for myself

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - If it was that or starving yes

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Not worth the risk, move on

[Kusghuul]

Honestly, I'll need another person to carry all of it. Well, I'm sure we could get RealBigDeal to help out, the shoot and cannibalize him when he's fulfilled his use.

RBD's got a use?

[Spinewire]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: I will be 30 then.

Weapons: Assuming i have a the job want i should have access to one/all of these http://www.eliteukforces.info/police/CO19/weapons/ + all the weapons that have been confiscated in the area.

Occupation: Best case scenario, SO19 Armed Responce Unit for the Met.

Themesong: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-FC3DLKwc or http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2aH4XLbto

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Light/average just under 13 stone, tho age 30 i doubt i still will be.

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Tall (6'4")

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Car Keys, phone, Wallet, hopes and dreams of mankind.

How many days a week do you work out now? - 0 altho after X-mass it will probabaly be 2-3, deffinatly will be when i join the Police.

What do you do to work out now? - Warcraft 3:TFT, Masterbate. Atho it will be Muay Thai/BJJ/Ninjutsu in a month when i move.

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Restain them up, or lock them in a room, but if there was a chance i might get bitten in the process then i would shoot them.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Same as above.

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Kill them

Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Head, or back of the neck if i had something choppy.

Do you like horror films? - Meh, they don't really scare me so i don't see the point in them. Apocalypse style scenarios are always worth a watch however.

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - Never seen a huge amount of it irl, but in films it does not phase me.

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - Nope

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Tie a tourniquet round it and seek a medical ampliation, if that is unlikey then man up and chop it off myself, assuming i don't have the balls to do it i would mediate and attempt to control my zombie rage, or find a really nice suit as you don't often see a sharply dress zombie. I would probabaly lock myself in a room and put a note on the door.

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Banage/Stop it getting infected or bleading. Become more reckless, daring and tormented.

How many people is it okay to travel with? - 6

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Only for short periods to reduce immediate danger.

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Police Station

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Probabaly, if there was gorup of us i would probabaly be the first one to crack a joke about it aswell.

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - If i had a gun with plenty of ammo i reckon 12 zombies would be more than do able. Anymore than that tho and i would probabaly just shoot the familiy so save them being torn to shreads.

[Metal Wolf]

Holly fuck that video if funny as shit to me for some reason.

[Spinewire]

Wonder how "she" is "working" all this out?

[Metal Wolf]

The way all "women" base it off of. How big your "postcount" is.

[Spinewire]

we should be ok then

[ForzikTheFeared]

Age: 21

Weapons: A m4 or m16, probably a shit load of pistols, degals, shotgun. A katana.

Occupation: Contract hitman

Themesong: opening theme song Worn out faces, fighting; Mudvayne, dig

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Light/Average

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -short

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -Knives

How many days a week do you work out now? -Not much, but I'm still pretty muscular :)

What do you do to work out now? - If I knew ahead of time lift weights, but im pretty strong now. Easy muscle mass.

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? -Lock them in the closet till they die, or blow their brains out.

If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Same as last question.

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -If they were coming after me, chucks of their body would go in the opposite direction.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? -Head

Do you like horror films? -Yeah

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? -no

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -no

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Say fuck, cover the wound, get some anti-biotic. If my fate were to become a zombie either kill myself or get killed.

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Go on a murderous rampage till death.
How many people is it okay to travel with? -Depends if they are trained in combat, a whole battalion, or army if trained. A small group if not trained.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Depends if the situation is needed.

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart?
-Most likely Wal-mart since they carry almost everything you might need.

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Not sure

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Might attempt to save it, but them again I probably would keep going in a real life event.

[Ultimo]

Ball-In-A-Cup has 90% chance of survival. Lotta smarts.

VenomXI... I have no clue...

Heroshade, your probability of surviving is fifty-fifty. If you choose to join the military, much higher, and you're going to survive.

Ultimo, 70% chance of survival.

Tzacharu, you're dead.

And yeah, I'm a chick.

Awww this game is rigged. Don't I get extra points for mentioning that they may only run on brain stems, thus making anything but taking off limbs a bad idea? I should mention I have degrees in computer science and math, so logic is my thing!

Oh well, at least I'm not dead like some people, I should count my zombie blessings.

EDIT: Oh yeah, will it help my chances if I mention I play a lot of left 4 dead? Video games ftw!

[NewTroll]

Age: 21.
Weapons: Kickboxing skills, kitchen knives, perhaps an axe aswell.
Occupation: Student, hopefully a future pro kickboxer.
Themesong: Richard Cheese - Longview
Weight: 103 KG. Mostly muscle though. That's probably "Heavy"?
Height: 180 CM. That's tall or average I guess.
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Keys, cellphone, wallet.
How many days a week do you work out now? - 5 times at the gym and 2 times in the ring/technique training.
What do you do to work out now? - Kickboxing/Strenght+Endurance training
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Axe that bitch.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Axe that bitch.
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Axe that bitch before he was bitten and steal his lollipop.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - The brain/neck. If I had an automatic weapon and plenty of bullets I would probably go for center mass. Unless they are the undead zombies, then I would shoot them in the head/run like hell.
Do you like horror films? - Ofcourse.
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - Not at all, former ogrish veteran.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - I doubt it.
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Well I guess that depends on the situation, if you can amputate your leg before the virus spreads, assuming that it is a 28 days later zombie that's my choice, unless I have the antidote for the virus. If it is a dawn of the dead zombie I'd treat the wound like any wound.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - What the fuck? How is this relevant?
How many people is it okay to travel with? - I'm a lone wolf.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Temporarily, I'd rather steal their stuff.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Wal-mart, Zombies may be dead but what the hell would they want from Wal-mart? They do have some dignity left you know.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Depends on the type of zombies, if it's the infected ones then no, if it's the undeads, yes.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? I pull a Tyrone, I go in, jack their shit and then GTFO.

[Kusghuul]

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) 25
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry) Pair of scissors. Hunting rifle(s).
Occupation: (obvious) Beer brewer
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead) Raining Blood - Slayer
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Condoms, wallet, phone, keys
How many days a week do you work out now? -4
What do you do to work out now? - Cardio and weights
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Shoot him
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -Shoot him
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Shoot her
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Head
Do you like horror films? -Yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - in films no, in reality, yes
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -Nope
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Giggle
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? -Suicide
How many people is it okay to travel with? - 4
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -Yep, if she's hot
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -Abandoned Farm
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - if i could
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -Fuck 'em.

[Mooseman]

This thread needs a list in the OP with names and survival percentages.

[Penneywize9]

This thread needs a list in the OP with names and survival percentages.

seconded.

Even if it would expose the fact that I'd be dead in a heartbeat.

[Rathynas]

RootBeerFloat might survive. High chance.

Kagetora is zombie bacon.

Penneywize has 60% chance of survival.

Mooseman... Uh, you might be all right... Wouln't count on surviving.

Colonel, you're likely dead.

Death's Chill has about 80% chance of surviving.

Layedballer has a high chance of survival.

Gotrex... I dunno. You'd do well with a group as the brains.

Spinewire has 90% chance.

Forzik has 85% chance.

NewTroll has 75% chance.

Kusghuul has 70% chance.

[Spinewire]

Check me out.... thats assuming my life goes to plan if not then i'm fucked.

[Toxic Waste]

I'd like to raise the question: are these the slow, shuffling, yet powerful zombies from various clichés or the simply animalistic, fast zombies from 28 Days Later and other movies like that?

[Layedballer]

I'd like to raise the question: are these the slow, shuffling, yet powerful zombies from various clichés or the simply animalistic, fast zombies from 28 Days Later and other movies like that?
Fast ones pretty much gurantee a 0% chance for most

[Rathynas]

I'd like to raise the question: are these the slow, shuffling, yet powerful zombies from various clichés or the simply animalistic, fast zombies from 28 Days Later and other movies like that?
Hurrrm, probably in between those two. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd imagine they'd be pretty animalistic and have the limitations of whoever previously owned the corpse. They'd be stupid, though, considering they're rotted.

[Suitepee]

I fully intend to become a zombie under such circumstances,i.e a genetically enhanced one so I can go around and own shit.

[The Cougar]

Age: 20

Weapons: My service weapon in the military, handgun if I get out of Norway (ugh), various stump weapons.

Occupation: Military service or student.

Themesong: Bloodshed by Amon Amarth

Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Average/light, but rather heavy for my size though.

Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Short/Average (5'7 / 170 cm)

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - My cellphone, keys and wallet.

How many days a week do you work out now? - 3. Sometimes twice a day though, with one or two days rest between.

What do you do to work out now? - Muay thai three times a week, combined with various strength exercises and body enhancement exercises. By then I will have gone through the military and hopefully done a little more lifting and CrossFit. I've also done weapon training in the past (sticks/knives).

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - If he/she wouldn't ask me to kill him/her, we'd simply go separate ways after he/she had helped me fight off any zombies attacking. If the infection kicks in instantly or almost instantly I'd have to bash his/her skull in however.

Having to kill my sister or my mother would suck though. If they were sure to be eaten once I left them I'd have to mercy kill them I guess.

If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Same as above.

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - His/her crying and shouting because of the wound would probably get me pissed enough to kill it. Or I could leave it to be eaten by zombies.

Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - The head I guess, anything that damages the brain. If I only had a knife to defend myself with I'd stab it through the eyesockets or into the brain stem.

Do you like horror films? - Not particularly.

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - It would probably bother me somewhat in real life, but I wouldn't function abnormally because of it.

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - Not that I know of.

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Because of my Muay Thai training I wouldn't feel the bite, thus suddenly transforming into a raging zombie in the midst of my companions.

Most likely I would just do whatever I could for my group, and then go somewhere to whack off and wait for the zombiedom experience.

Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Ugh, blast my head off I guess. Actually, I doubt I could kill myself. I'll wear a cup.

How many people is it okay to travel with? - Any reasonable number as long as they carry their weight. If it's in a military convoy for example, I'd be happy to have several hundred soldiers in armed vehicles. I might have to rethink the answer if zombies are miraculously drawn to large amount of people, but this seems unrealistic.

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - The only way to survive is probably to group myself with someone (unless they're 3 year olds and grannies obviously). It depends on the people though, if they have a similar philosophy as me I'll be happy to. If they're whiners and homos they'll pull me down.

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - I'd get out of the city ASAP. The ideal situation would be stationed at a military base somewhere in the midst of nowhere.

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Yes, as long as they aren't infected.

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - It depends, we'd have to evaluate if the people in that family are worth having in the group.

[Korashy]

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: 22/23
Weapons: M16, Automatic Shotgun, 2x Desert Eagle
Occupation: Information Systems Technology
Themesong: Bodies - Drowning Pool
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Tall
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Knife, Flashlight, Keys, Lighter, Wallet, Gum, Smokes, Pencil, Cell Phone.
How many days a week do you work out now? - 0
What do you do to work out now? - Don't need 2 good metabolism xD
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Kill it
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Kill it
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Kill it
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - Head, Neck, Legs.
Do you like horror films? - Yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - No
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - No
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Cut it off and try to survive, if survival not possible kill myself.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Cut it of depending on the situation, deal with it.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - 2-3 (dont feed more than u need)
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Yes if everyone may be inspected for bites, if thats not the case then no.
Where would you go for safety: - Set up a Perimeter in the woods/mountains/cut a way to the coast and go to some uninhabited island
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Yup
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Nothing saving them is a waste of ammunition.


cruel but survival is hard.

[Beorg]

cruel but survival is hard.

How is that a waste of ammunition? You can kill zombies and potentially gain food and supplies in the process.

70%

Traveling in large groups can be a bad idea, you're easier to spot, easier to track and easier to kill when you're all panicking. I suppose it'd be easier if you were all trained, though. Because you wouldn't help the family, you could have missed out on an important opportunity. They could be billionaires with a shelter and vast stores of food and weapons.

[Zurvan]

Cool thread.

[Beorg]

Cool thread.

Why don't you fill out an application, Zurvan?

[Carl Ragadamn]

I will fill mine out for me and my fiancee

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012)Me 34/her 28
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry)Me M14 civilian setup, AK-47, Remington 870, 1911 .45ACP, .44 Mag, .357, and an axe/Her AK-47, Remington 1100, .45ACP, .44mag, .357, and machete
Occupation: (obvious)Me anything other than what I do now/her Grad Student
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead)Mozart's Requiem
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? -Heavy/light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -Tall/Short
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -Both of us always have a handgun and a knife
How many days a week do you work out now? -None/4
What do you do to work out now? -Lift Kegs at work/who knows
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? -HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -HEADSHOT!!!!!!
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -Shotgunblast to the face
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? -Remove head for kill, destroy legs or hips to slow progress
Do you like horror films? -yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? -no
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -Nope/Nope
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? -Remove leg from knee down, machete peg leg.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? -Stitch it up, unless bitten, the remove with hot knife.
How many people is it okay to travel with? -12
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -No strangers have poor tactics
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -Police station, only 2 access points and both have been hardened, and one of our group is a cop
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? -Why not they owe me for keeping them alive for as long as I could
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -Set fire to the building


Oddly enough, we have already prepped for this event.

[IthroZada]

I will fill mine out for me and my fiancee

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012)Me 34/her 28
Weapons: (weapons that you actually have at this moment or are planning to have; has to be a reasonable amount to carry)Me M14 civilian setup, AK-47, Remington 870, 1911 .45ACP, .44 Mag, .357, and an axe/Her AK-47, Remington 1100, .45ACP, .44mag, .357, and machete
Occupation: (obvious)Me anything other than what I do now/her Grad Student
Themesong: (if you want some awesome theme to play while you're mowing down some undead)Mozart's Requiem
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? -Heavy/light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -Tall/Short
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -Both of us always have a handgun and a knife
How many days a week do you work out now? -None/4
What do you do to work out now? -Lift Kegs at work/who knows
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? -HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -HEADSHOT!!!!!!
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -Shotgunblast to the face
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? -Remove head for kill, destroy legs or hips to slow progress
Do you like horror films? -yes
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? -no
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -Nope/Nope
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? -Remove leg from knee down, machete peg leg.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? -Stitch it up, unless bitten, the remove with hot knife.
How many people is it okay to travel with? -12
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -No strangers have poor tactics
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? -Police station, only 2 access points and both have been hardened, and one of our group is a cop
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? -Why not they owe me for keeping them alive for as long as I could
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -Set fire to the building


Oddly enough, we have already prepped for this event.

So you and your fiancee have decided that the moment either of you is bitten..."Headshot!"

[alhazred]

Age: 24
Weapons: Steyer SBS pro hunter Rifle in 300 win mag, katana,(i both now)Styer M1 pistol (i plan to get when i turn 21)
Occupation: Invester
Themesong: Sepheroth theme
I am althletic infact i just got gold in a TKD tournament this weekend http://www.tkdevents.com/BCTC/index.htm *okay i won in the color belts but still
6Foot 4 inches

Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -my pocket knife my wallet my keys and my cellphone

How many days a week do you work out now? - 4

What do you do to work out now? - TKW

If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - if bites turned into infection i would head shot then burn

If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? -if bites turned into infection i would head shot then burn

If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? -if bites turned into infection i would head shot then burn


Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - with pistol head at up to 50 yards with rifle my current skill would be head shots up to 250 yards every time (then again that is at a bench in at a 3inch circle)

Do you like horror films? - yes

Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - kinda but my GF helps with autopys and things so she is up to it

Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - nope

You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? -if bites turned into infection i would head shot then burn (or ask my GF to do it after all i am already dead)


Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - kill the fucker who did it

How many people is it okay to travel with? - small teams that can fit in a car 8 people max

Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? -depends if i think they will hold up i wont be dragged down by idiots

Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - i acutally had a disscussion about this with people i would get to a walmart or costco (prefer costco because of door lay out and no windows) in the middle of nowhere and barricade the place then clear it of any undead thow them off the roof and burn then mark the roof with paint for pick up

Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - if they were not infected yes but i doubt i would have to in a walmart or costco

You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - if we have the ammo then yes from long range take them out if not alot of ammo there is nothing we could do anyways and no real way to help them unless they had an suv in which case we would save them to get it then take them to the walmart/costco in the middle of nowhere

other facts

the first stop would be turners sporting goods my local gun store where i could get a bunch of guns and ammo including the new steyer .460 tactical (i want it so much but it is so expensive) *and no one has ammo for it

i have a reloading press and supples i would also pick up powder bullets and primers so i could keep reusing my brass once i get all set up

my car has all wheel drive and a hemi my girlfriend and many many swords and a love of pistols (smiles i love her) actuall i would give her the rifle in this situation (her 4th shot with my rifle her first try on a certain target and she hit is at 600 fucking yards (i mean yea there was no wind and we gave her an elevation adjustment for the scope but still i get it mabye 4 times in 10)


ooo and i am a pyro who loves fire so i have no issue makeing fire bombs and that sort of thing

[Carl Ragadamn]

So you and your fiancee have decided that the moment either of you is bitten..."Headshot!"

Yes, yes we have...Is that not common?

[alhazred]

Yes, yes we have...Is that not common?

sounds about right to me i mean who eles should do it

better her than a complete strainger

unlike vampirisum if my gf our i become a vampire and still have our minds and can control our selfs then we just both become vampires and have crazy vampire sex... worst case we just walk out side mid day

[Mooseman]

RootBeerFloat might survive. High chance.

Kagetora is zombie bacon.

Penneywize has 60% chance of survival.

Mooseman... Uh, you might be all right... Wouln't count on surviving.

Colonel, you're likely dead.

Death's Chill has about 80% chance of surviving.

Layedballer has a high chance of survival.

Gotrex... I dunno. You'd do well with a group as the brains.

Spinewire has 90% chance.

Forzik has 85% chance.

NewTroll has 75% chance.

Kusghuul has 70% chance.

Its a zombie apocalypse, question isn't whether or not you will survive. The question is how long. No matter how good you are at surviving there is billions of people that wont survive, thus turning into zombies. Your small group vs billions and sooner or later they will get you. Even the most skilled would have <10% chance of survival... a lot less.

[alhazred]

Its a zombie apocalypse, question isn't whether or not you will survive. The question is how long. No matter how good you are at surviving there is billions of people that wont survive, thus turning into zombies. Your small group vs billions and sooner or later they will get you. Even the most skilled would have <10% chance of survival... a lot less.


but i would live for a long time held up the the middle of nowhere in a costco

lets just hope i dont get bored

[Hitom]

Age: 24
Weapons: Steel Nunchucks and Hunting Bow
Occupation: Dealer
Themesong: Jedi Mind Tricks f.eat Ill Bill - Heavy Metal Kings
Average, trained but currently out of condition.
Average Height, 182cm.
The things I carry with me all the time are my phone, wallet and some drugs of some sort. During a zombie apocalypse, I would probably mostly carry amphetamines and coke.
Work out 1 day of the week, out of condition atm.
Mostly weights, but will be starting judo soon.
Give em a little cocktail mix of drugs to try and keep the virus at bay.
Same as above.
Same as above.
In the fucking head!
Love em!
It makes me laugh more.
Maybe, been smoking a whole lot.
Cut it of as fast as possible. And loads of drugs.
I go mad kamikaze with a samurai sword on the fucking zombies.
Its okay to travel with whoever you can trust.
Depends, not if their infected.
Safest place would be my cabin.
Probably.
Depends on the amount of weapons and drugs we have available.

[Kekshorts]

would the zombies die if they didn't get fresh brains?

[Bloody blade]

Age: 18
Weapons: swiss army nife, a couple of swords, clubs, and a hand gun (if i can find one)
Occupation: killing mother fucking zombies
Themesong: Ready to Die-Andrew W.K.
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? -phone
How many days a week do you work out now? - 4-7 days
What do you do to work out now? - sports
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - clean out the infected area immediatley-wait to see if he gets infected, if he does, abandom him/her is it is unsafe to stay around that person
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - same as family member
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - clean out the infected area-wait to see if it is infected, if it is, either fucking kill it or move on
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - strike
Do you like horror films? - depends, but generally not
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - no
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - no
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - clean out the infected area immediately
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - jump into a huge crowd of zombies, fighting to the death
How many people is it okay to travel with? - as many as you can keep control over
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - You must question them first, it is okay, but you have to keep an eye on them till they deem worthy
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - South Coast Plaza mall
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - No
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - grab two swords and make a dozen swings:sly:

I'm pretty sure i would survive for a while, but I don't know if i would be able to last the rest of my life (unless if i get saved into a reffuggee camp)

EDIT: i read the question wrong where it asks you where you would strike/shoot a zombie. I would strike/shoot them in the head usually, and torso occasionally (and the legs if they were the fucking fast running kind).

[Sabbathius]

I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse once, and I haven't seen any zombie movies for at least 8 months before it. It was pretty realistic, actually. The funny part was that out of all the hardware I have in the house, in the dream I carried the lower quality item when we decided to move to a more defensible position. But after having that dream, I actually respect it quite a bit more, whatever the reason, my subconscious deemed it good enough to stake my life on.

[Rahavin]

Age: 21
Weapons: two handguns, shovel
Occupation: college student.
Themesong: Emerald sword-rhapsody of fire
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? -average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? -average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - cell phone.
How many days a week do you work out now? -3
What do you do to work out now? - 4 mile runs
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? -isolate and lock them up, then leave.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - same as above, maybe kill them if he asked.
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - kill it
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - the head? who doesnt know that.
Do you like horror films? - lil bit
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - sort of
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? -no
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - try removing my left leg entirely
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - cry.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - 4
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - yeah
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - police station
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - if he died of non zombie related stuff....and i wasnt the one doing the cooking.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? -save the family. they probably have supplies



if this shit actually happened, i cant imagine being out there for more than 2 months before killing myself.

[Starlance]

My answers are in red (it seems a fitting colour)

Oh noes, it's the year 2012, and the undead have risen!! What will you do to fight back? Fill in the application and I'll tell you whether you survive.

Age: 29
Weapons: Knives
Occupation: Unemployed
Themesong: I don't need music when mowing down undead
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Short
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Usually my wallet.
How many days a week do you work out now? - 0
What do you do to work out now? - N/A
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Depends what I knew about the infection, if they showed signs of being taken over straight away, I'd be forced to kill. Otherwise I'd tie the infected up with rope if I could find some or confine them in some other way. Once I can tell they are turning, I'd kill them and probably grieve as I contined on
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - See above
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Kill the child.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - The head
Do you like horror films? - Only some kinds, zombie movies not being one of them.
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - Somewhat
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - Yes, family history of heart problems on my father's side
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Do whatever is necessary to survive. Even if it means cutting my leg off.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Bandage up the area and continue on, as long as a zombie didn't bite down there, i'm still useful. If perchance a zombie did bite there, I'd cut the infected area off
How many people is it okay to travel with? - No more than 8 methinks
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - Yes, but I'd be keeping an eye on them.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - I'd stay away from the most populous places so I would head for the abandoned farm or some other remote place, but not before stocking up on whatever I can salvage quickly. Preferably supplies (This includes food), guns and materials to make napalm.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Only in the most extreme of cases and even then I'd cook the meat.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Avoid the zombies, a dozen zombies vs. two friends and myself is not a great bet unless well equipped.

[Layedballer]

So who here thinks the author of the Zombie Survival guide was actually serious?

[ejnomad07]

So who here thinks the author of the Zombie Survival guide was actually serious?

Actually, I do.

It's going happen. You should be prepared. :ohno:

[Layedballer]

Actually, I do.

It's going happen. You should be prepared. :ohno:

I mean the author of the book(you know, the one makes upa virus and write for SNL)

[ejnomad07]

I mean the author of the book(you know, the one makes upa virus and write for SNL)

Max Brooks yes?

[Layedballer]

Max Brooks yes?
Yes, him. I've known some peple who tought his books wasin all seriousness, and use it as a bible and cie it as soon as I deter from it(as if we know anything about something th doesn't exist)

[ejnomad07]

Yes, him. I've known some peple who tought his books wasin all seriousness, and use it as a bible and cie it as soon as I deter from it(as if we know anything about something th doesn't exist)

Naw..It is not meant to be taken seriously, but its lack of seriousness is subtle.

I think that's the problem.

[Layedballer]

Naw..It is not meant to be taken seriously, but its lack of seriousness is subtle.

I think that's the problem.

Probably, I do enjoy the book however, and think it is fantastically written

[ejnomad07]

Probably, I do enjoy the book however, and think it is fantastically written

Did you read his other book World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War?

It's really serious. That might fool them if the first one did not.

[Layedballer]

Did you read his other book World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War?

It's really serious. That might fool them if the first one did not.
No, the girl is getting it for me for capitalist day(I think) I've heard it's good

[Zokten]

Age: 26
Weapons: Ak-47, H&K USP, a khukuri, and M1
Occupation: Server, Busser, and Host.
Themesong: Benny Hill perhaps.
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight? - Light
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? - Tall to giant.
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? - Wallet, Keys, cell phone, cash, lighter, folding knife.
How many days a week do you work out now? - 1-2
What do you do to work out now? - Run mainly.
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? - Crush their skull.
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? - Crush their skull.
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? - Crush their skull.
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? - In the head.
Do you like horror films? - Not really, zombie movies only.
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? - Not overly.
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? - Negative.
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? - Take as many with me before killing myself in a great fashion.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? - Leave it be?
How many people is it okay to travel with? - 10 at most, 3-4 at best.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - If I must.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart? - Farm.
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Indeed.
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? - Move right along by.

[Drool111]

Age: (your age on twelfth December, 2012) 25..
Weapons: AA 12 Auto Shotgun
Occupation: IT Trouble Shooter
Themesong: 28 days later sound track
Are you anorexic/light/average/heavy/obese weight?In between Light and Average
Are you a midgit/short/average/tall/a giant? Average
Do you carry things in your pockets at all times, if so, what? Wallet and mobile
How many days a week do you work out now? 2
What do you do to work out now? Whatever is available to do at the time at the gym
If your closest family member was bitten, what would you do? Tie him/her up
If your closest friend was bitten, what would you do? Tie him/her up
If a helpless child was bitten, what would you do? Tie him/her up
Where would you strike/shoot an undead to kill it? The limbs.
Do you like horror films? Ya
Do heavy amounts of gore bother you? No..
Are you at risk of heart attack/stroke? Not that I know of.
You were just bitten in the left shin by an undead. What do you do? Wait it out and if it seems like I'm changing, If I am I'll just finish myself before it's too late.
Your reproductive organ has been damaged beyond all recognition, rendering it useless. What do you do? Get a new penis. I think by then they will be able to do that, they can already grow organs now.
How many people is it okay to travel with? - More the better.
Is it okay to group yourself with random strangers? - As long as they're not infected, sure. If they start changing I'll just shoot them.
Where would you go for safety: an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere, the biggest mall in the closest city, a police station, a hospital, or Wal-mart?
Abandoned farm
Would you cannibalize your friends' corpses if you had to? - Yeah, if he's dead why not?
You see a helpless family of five, one being a baby, trapped in their home, which is being sacked by a dozen zombies. There are only three of you. One of your friends wants to save them, but the other says not to. What do you do? If we've been killing zombies with ease until this point I'd go help. Otherwise run like hell!

[Korashy]

How is that a waste of ammunition? You can kill zombies and potentially gain food and supplies in the process.

70%

Traveling in large groups can be a bad idea, you're easier to spot, easier to track and easier to kill when you're all panicking. I suppose it'd be easier if you were all trained, though. Because you wouldn't help the family, you could have missed out on an important opportunity. They could be billionaires with a shelter and vast stores of food and weapons.

You said helpless, meaning they can't fend for themselves, kids slow you down, you need to feed them 2, and if your on the run you can't carry all their stuff, also money is the least thing of your worries in a zombie apocalypse, water, food and ammunition is so much more valuable. I would rather use it to shoot my way into some highway store or gas station and get canned goods, i doubt a rich family has much of those anyways. All in all in my opinion it's to much of a hassle.

edit: chances on stumbling on a rich family is every low. Most will have evacuated or have already perished. Also i doubt a rich guy who is used to rely heavily on others will be of much help, women and children will be useless and terrified (nothing against women but a spoiled rich girl probably doesn't appreciate zombies) when it comes down to it. The only thing i might find useful to gain is if they have a helicopter and chances are again low, and if i would probably see it and just try to take it.