Love letter competition 2008!

[Ultimo]

We are having a debate on love letters that were sent out today. Vote on your favorite.

1.




:eek::ohno: .... :idea: .... :lmao:

2.


You have made my day <3. I wish you a wonderful day full of love.


Regards,

3.


<3 back

happy now?

4.
I love you
Well, okay not really
This whole thing is just kind of silly
I could be all poetic
Throw in some thee's and thou's
But thats just not epic
Not like what you're reading now
I sent this first because you are shy
I'm so clever and petic, aren't I

5.

8===D~
<3
This represents my undying lust and love for you, take it now in stride for it is quite overpowering as I thrust my hips powerfully, dripping with raw animal sexuality

6.


-rapes when your not looking-

YAY! I get TWO! You better not send anyone else two. Or...else...

So to raise the rankings of this love letter reply I will add (.)(.) (small ones so you can handle it) and e-peen ... but I can't make e-peens... :( So just imagine it k?

imagine this HUGE GIANT MONSTER PENIS FLYIG DOWN FROM THE SKY! And then....





















it shoots you in the eye which flys back into your skull and turns your brains into pudding which filters through your nose...which crashes your computer corrupting the Darkfall beta invite e-mail that you were just about to open....


Who's a sad panda now?

7.



<3 I love you not only for what you are, but for



what I am when I am with you. I love you not
only for what you have made of yourself, but for
what you are making of me. I love you for the part

of me that you bring out <3


8.
You are a vulumptous flower that I have plucked from the virgin asses of forumfall. I love the way you give me what you know I need. I love the way you take what you want from me. I love the way you leave me feeling so empty that I could die! Even when you cheat on me with guys I don't care cause the way you pull my hair makes it worth it!

And I can cook.

9.

Let's skip all this romantic bullshit, we don't need any of this fancy words and emotions. Let us just engage in the most carnal and animalistic sexual relations ever(lioness can join too) afterwords we will go and murder whole villages with full loot and open PVP

[Layedballer]

5 and 9 are the best

[maskedtears]

still cracks me up. :D

[heroshade]

You should have also added the part where I said I was going to train-fuck you.


Oh, and MT is going to murder you now, lol.

[Lioness]

7 brings tears to my eyes.

It's just so beautiful!

[Ultimo]

5 and 9 are the best

But you can only vote for one, unless you h4x0r.

[Layedballer]

But you can only vote for one, unless you h4x0r.
:sly:

[maskedtears]

You should have also added the part where I said I was going to train-fuck you.


Oh, and MT is going to murder you now, lol.

Those aren't the ones I said he couldn't show. :) It is too epic for forumfall to view.

P.S. Forumfall loves the man on man action apparently.

[Methos43]

9. i lol'd.

[alfaroverall]

Oh fuck you guys, not liking #6.

[Lioness]

I think that 9 should count as 50% mine since it mentions me. :)

[DocGonzo]

poll fails for lack of bewbz...

and my was pithy...no actual words were harmed in any way

[Layedballer]

I'm leading by one vote! Woooo lock the thread now while I'm the best!

[maskedtears]

poll fails for lack of bewbz...

and my was pithy...no actual words were harmed in any way

mine had bewbs l2read!

I'm leading by one vote! Woooo lock the thread now while I'm the best!

tied with me I got 3 votes overall.

[Hammin'Em]

I love eggs.

[Spart]

9 and 8 were the best.

[Layedballer]

I love eggs.

But your sig dictates you only like them
Which is it? TELL ME GOD DAMMIT!

[ejnomad07]

Oh my dear OT,
What has be done to thee?

[Beeblebrox]

8!!!!!

Take what you want from her and pull her hair!!!!!

YYYYAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! I can't express with words what I'm feeling right now.

[heroshade]

Those aren't the ones I said he couldn't show. :) It is too epic for forumfall to view.

P.S. Forumfall loves the man on man action apparently.
Which is why "If you don't, I'm going to buttsecks you so hard you'll think a train just tore through your large intestine!" should be a part of this poll!

[Lioness]

Oh my dear OT,
What has be done to thee?

I don't see what's so different.

Different topic, sure, but there are still pandas, women, bewbz, sex, rape, virgins, and monster penises in this thread...

[Layedballer]

I don't see what's so different.

Different topic, sure, but there are still pandas, women, bewbz, sex, rape, virgins, and monster penises in this thread...

You forgot hawt threesomes, open real time PVP and full loot

[maskedtears]

Spart and Beeble thank you for appreciating it.

Which is why "If you don't, I'm going to buttsecks you so hard you'll think a train just tore through your large intestine!" should be a part of this poll!

haha true you need to win more than that MAN STEALER!!!

[Tiarilir]

wait....... wtf is this shit?:ohno:

[Ultimo]

wait....... wtf is this shit?:ohno:

I know, you are dissapointed you didn't get to express your love. We waited for your submission but never got it. Maybe next year.

[ejnomad07]

I don't see what's so different.

Different topic, sure, but there are still pandas, women, bewbz, sex, rape, virgins, and monster penises in this thread...

I miss news, politics, and religion threads. :(

[Layedballer]

wait....... wtf is this shit?:ohno:

The result of years of waiting and continuous let down, with the smell of beta cake so pugnent we can almost taste it. It has driven us bat shit insane(sargon) and we now look to each other for reassurance

[Beeblebrox]

Spart and Beeble thank you for appreciating it.



haha true you need to win more than that MAN STEALER!!!


No, no, thank you, THANK YOU.

[maskedtears]

I don't want to lose. :( It's not fair.. I gave my everything!

[Beeblebrox]

wait....... wtf is this shit?:ohno:

We just had the greatest forumfall orgy and you missed it.

I was thinking of you, if it counts for something.

[xxpigxx]

9 . . . easily

[heroshade]

I don't see what's so different.

Different topic, sure, but there are still pandas, women, bewbz, sex, rape, virgins, and monster penises in this thread...

No. Women were not a part of forumfall before. We now have a source. We now have someone to blame. We now.... Have a target. But since you're in my clan, nevermind my ramblings. I haven't gotten any since January anyway. :(

[Lioness]

I don't want to lose. :( It's not fair.. I gave my everything!

That's why you should have just google'd "touching love poems" like me.

[Layedballer]

No. Women were not a part of forumfall before. We now have a source. We now have someone to blame. We now.... Have a target. But since you're in my clan, nevermind my ramblings. I haven't gotten any since January anyway. :(

It's cute how you think a us all being in the same clan will stop me from murdering and taking your anal virginity

[DocGonzo]

mine had bewbs l2read!


in the poll options, silly... learn2forumfall

[Ultimo]

That's why you should have just google'd "touching love poems" like me.

Oh you sly devil you. If I had known that to begin with I could have added it to your submission, then you would probably be winning. Although, I am a bit hurt.

[maskedtears]

That's why you should have just google'd "touching love poems" like me.

...you CHEATED?! +3 respect points.

in the poll options, silly... learn2forumfall

l2bnice or better yet l2<3me

This is suprisingly fun. :) Keep going!

[ejnomad07]

It's cute how you think a us all being in the same clan will stop me from murdering and taking your anal virginity

Hey buddy. Don't give away our surprise..:eek:

[heroshade]

That's why you should have just google'd "touching love poems" like me.

Fucking cheater. At least mine was original. And it was posted before all the buttsecks stuff was even mentioned, making it the best of it's time. Approximetly 8.6 seconds to be exact.

[Lioness]

...you CHEATED?!

Ummm, yeah.

How did you get through high school?

Besides, my fiance has me hooked too hard on Fallout 3 to do anything creative.

[Ultimo]

DocGonzo may pull off the upset with his wordless expression of love. Did not see that coming, although I suppose it is the closest thing to a "WTF" answer.

[maskedtears]

Ummm, yeah.

How did you get through high school?

Besides, my fiance has me hooked to hard on Fallout 3 to do anything creative.

.... :( I dunno? Forumfall helped tons. I've learned so much. :) Got collge credit for my AP Government exam whoot whooot.

[Tiarilir]

Your guaise pomess sukcs!

[Carl Ragadamn]

OP should have made the poll public so that the people whos poems are up can know who has voted for them.

[Lioness]

Your guaise pomess sukcs!

Pffft, jealous!

[heroshade]

...you CHEATED?! +3 respect points.



l2bnice or better yet l2<3me

This is suprisingly fun. :) Keep going!

If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'.

And about the bewbz comment. Theres really more \.Y./ here than (.Y.)

Or more than likely more. ( *.* ) [A fat stomach with hairy nipples.]

[maskedtears]

it's his first poll so this is exceptable. :D I'm very proud of him. This is one of the best first polls ever put on forumfall yes?

If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'.

And about the bewbz comment. Theres really more \.Y./ here than (.Y.)

Or more than likely more. ( *.* ) [A fat stomach with hairy nipples.]

bewbz are bewbz no one specified what kind.

[Beeblebrox]

That's why you should have just google'd "touching love poems" like me.

A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true.
A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet.
After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire.
So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss.
It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night.


I just googled "touchy love poems sex". Makes all the difference.

[Ultimo]

OP should have made the poll public so that the people whos poems are up can know who has voted for them.

Yeah, I thought about it, guess I can't turn back time!

[heroshade]

Yeah, I thought about it, guess I can't turn back time!


Do it MAGGOT!!

[Hammin'Em]

I just googled "touchy love poems sex". Makes all the difference.

Or 'Michael Bolton Song Lyrics'.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Yeah, I thought about it, guess I can't turn back time!

If you succeed, you should go back far enough to register earlier so you can whip people with your join date.

[maskedtears]

Do it -censored-!

... you used the * word.

BAN HAMMER INCOMING!

[heroshade]

... you used the F word.

BAN HAMMER INCOMING!

It was a typo, I swear.... Now unquote it.

[Ultimo]

If you succeed, you should go back far enough to register earlier so you can whip people with your join date.

Good point. That would definitely be the most sane application of time travel. That motivation alone could very well bring time travel into reality.

[Carl Ragadamn]

... you used the F word.

BAN HAMMER INCOMING!

wait calling some one a breaded pork snack from England is a bannable offense now?

[maskedtears]

wait calling some one a breaded pork snack from England is a bannable offense now?

:D only on tuesdays.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Good point. That would definitely be the most sane application of time travel. That motivation alone could very well bring time travel into reality.

Well if you are going back in time you might as well accomplish something that truly matters, like being among the very first people to join Forumfall.

[heroshade]

Good point. That would definitely be the most sane application of time travel. That motivation alone could very well bring time travel into reality.

If coming from 2005 makes you like That Bonney Goatbeard guy, I'de probably just quit forumfall (for real this time) all together.

[maskedtears]

Hackapell isn't around or I would of received atleast 1 infraction for what I said to him. :(

Unless he is seriously ignoring me...which is worse. </3

[Ultimo]

If coming from 2005 makes you like That Bonney Goatbeard guy, I'de probably just quit forumfall (for real this time) all together.

Yeah it might have been for the better that I missed 05 by a couple weeks. Joining in January did have its drawbacks though. I was an 06 noob for a full year!

[DocGonzo]

DocGonzo may pull off the upset with his wordless expression of love. Did not see that coming, although I suppose it is the closest thing to a "WTF" answer.

well it was...

i'm so surprised...

fear of commitment....

an idea....

and rofling after seeing your angry inch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV0tguuYsJ8)

does it lose something when translated?

[heroshade]

Hackapell isn't around or I would of received atleast 1 infraction for what I said to him. :(

Unless he is seriously ignoring me...which is worse. </3

Are you kidding me? He suspended me for defending gay rights. I would kill for him to ignore me.

[maskedtears]

Are you kidding me? He suspended me for defending gay rights. I would kill for him to ignore me.

maybe he doesn't like girls...

[heroshade]

maybe he doesn't like girls...

Then why would he suspend me for defending gay rights? That's not his way of saying he likes me is it?? *Shudder*

[DocGonzo]

maybe he doesn't like girls...

duh..that's why he's here, cuz there are no girlz on teh intarwebz...

[maskedtears]

Then why would he suspend me for defending gay rights? That's not his way of saying he likes me is it?? *Shudder*

Ask him. :)

duh..that's why he's here, cuz there are no girlz on teh intarwebz...

thanks for clearing that up for me. Would of never figured that out without you.

[Layedballer]

ZURVAN IS HERE!
Everyone run for the hills!

[DocGonzo]

thanks for clearing that up for me. Would of never figured that out without you.


oh yer welcome, glad to help...

you never can be too careful, there's some dirty Decepticons lurking about, ya know...

and we all know what can happen then they start hanging around

cereally...

[Ultimo]

ZURVAN IS HERE!
Everyone run for the hills!

I'm sure Zurvan has received plenty of love letters by this time, I'm sure he is more than open to not only leave this thread open, but also to participate. Amirite Zurvan???

[maskedtears]

oh yer welcome, glad to help...

you never can be too careful, there's some dirty Decepticons lurking about, ya know...

and we all know what can happen then they start hanging around

cereally...

...I'm seeing the start of a beautiful relationship, Gonzo. Can I call you Gonzo?

[Layedballer]

I'm sure Zurvan has received plenty of love letters by this time, I'm sure he is more than open to not only leave this thread open, but also to participate. Amirite Zurvan???

I think the threat has passed for now...

[Carl Ragadamn]

Then why would he suspend me for defending gay rights? That's not his way of saying he likes me is it?? *Shudder*

Nah Hackapell has just tasted the sweet tears that result from him abusing forumfall, unfortunately Sargon too has tasted the forbidden fruit. I predict Zurvan will be the next mod to fall to the frenzy.

[heroshade]

ZURVAN IS HERE!
Everyone run for the hills!

I was wondering when a mod was gonna show up. *Places hands against the wall and assumes the position.* Do what you gotta do officer...

[Ultimo]

I think the threat has passed for now...

It was because of my nonchalant fancy-talkin.

<3 Zurvan.

[DocGonzo]

...I'm seeing the start of a beautiful relationship, Gonzo. Can I call you Gonzo?

Doc will do just fine...

relationship?

ewwwwwwwwwww..... you might have cooties!

but what the hell..if you're buying the single malt...

[Ultimo]

Nah Hackapell has just tasted the sweet tears that result from him abusing forumfall, unfortunately Sargon too has tasted the forbidden fruit. I predict Zurvan will be the next mod to fall to the frenzy.

I heard about the sargon incident, what did I miss with hacky?

[DocGonzo]

I was wondering when a mod was gonna show up. *Places hands against the wall and assumes the position.* Do what you gotta do officer...

oh look...foreplay...

now stay still for a second Snipes, this will only hurt for a few days...

[Temet nosce]

:lmao:

I think six may be the best, but this is a close race in my opinion. That one by Layedballer is hilarious as well.

[Beeblebrox]

I heard about the sargon incident, what did I miss with hacky?

My sig is a clue.

[heroshade]

oh look...foreplay...

now stay still for a second Snipes, this will only hurt for a few days...
Uhhh, be quick, I got shit to do today.

[DocGonzo]

Uhhh, be quick, I got shit to do today.

ok..it takes a bit to fire up this two stroke motor..., have a hit of ether while you wait...

[maskedtears]

Doc will do just fine...

relationship?

ewwwwwwwwwww..... you might have cooties!

but what the hell..if you're buying the single malt...

As in friendship you dirty old man.

Sure what flavor?

:lmao:

I think six may be the best, but this is a close race in my opinion. That one by Layedballer is hilarious as well.

yeah I'm in second... :( 7 overall.

[DocGonzo]

As in friendship you dirty old man.

Sure what flavor?

partial to Balvenie or Talisker...

[Carl Ragadamn]

As in friendship you dirty old man.

Sure what flavor?

fixted it for you.

If you give him balvenie 21 Port finish he will purr like a kitten.

[Ultimo]

As in friendship you dirty old man.

Sure what flavor?



yeah I'm in second... :( 7 overall.

Actually, you aren't too far behind if you allow both of your letters to combine into one group. LB still has you beat though.

[maskedtears]

partial to Balvenie or Talisker...

How about I get you both. :)

fixted it for you.

If you give him balvenie 21 Port finish he will purr like a kitten.

yeah I could of sworn I did that but yes that is correct. lol

Actually, you aren't too far behind if you allow both of your letters to combine into one group. LB still has you beat though.

Yeah but it's still losing :( -depressed-

[Zurvan]

Worry not. This thread shall be spared!

[heroshade]

Someone voted for mine! They must be a smart man. Handsome too!

[Ultimo]

Worry not. This thread shall be spared!

We have received mercy! This really must be a glorious day.

[Carl Ragadamn]

How about I get you both. :)

Well if you are throwing that kind of money around...

[Lioness]

How about I get you both. :)


Well if you are throwing that kind of money around...

Would you two quit the roleplaying and take it to PM's?

You're going to make me vomit.

[Temet nosce]

Worry not. This thread shall be spared!

But, Zurvan! Spare the rod, spoil the child! We all need some of your beautiful harsh love. (By "We" I mean everyone but me, as I have clearly suffered enough by sleeping through the last few hours)

[maskedtears]

Worry not. This thread shall be spared!

Which one did you pick?

Would you two quit the roleplaying and take it to PM's?

You're going to make me vomit.

It's not roleplaying if it's srs. Morever I have more votes than you so you can't talk to me any which way you stupid woman! I out rank you in more ways than 1.

[Beeblebrox]

Would you two quit the roleplaying and take it to PM's?

You're going to make me vomit.

I sense....catfight approaching.

[Ultimo]

I sense....catfight approaching.

If we get lucky maybe they will start making out in the middle, or maybe someone's boob will pop out.

[DocGonzo]

I sense....catfight approaching.

while my abstract emoticon epic quietly solidifies second place...

crafty like Picasso!

[Beeblebrox]

If we get lucky maybe they will start making out in the middle, or maybe someone's boob will pop out.

That would be interesting....specially because maskedtears is afraid of boobs. I guess I'll bet on lioness.

[Lioness]

It's not roleplaying if it's srs. Morever I have more votes than you so you can't talk to me any which way you stupid woman! I out rank you in more ways than 1.

Oh please you're only winning because you want to sex everything that moves.

Look at you!

You sent TWO naughty PM's to the OP and now you are fooling around with DocGonzo. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[heroshade]

Well, at the moment, I think we need Sargon here, not Zurvan! Sorry, but the front page is complete shit right now.

[maskedtears]

That would be interesting....specially because maskedtears is afraid of boobs. I guess I'll bet on lioness.

Pft. Fear can be a great motivator. Start placing bets.

[Ultimo]

Oh please you're only winning because you want to sex everything that moves.

Look at you!

You sent TWO naughty PM's to the OP and now you are fooling around with DocGonzo. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Three naughty PMs. The most raunchy one she made me keep a seekret.

[Temet nosce]

Well, at the moment, I think we need Sargon here, not Zurvan! Sorry, but the front page is complete shit right now.

Heh, that'd only make it worse in the long run Snipes, remember after he did that it inspired one of the busiest days in Forumfall in months.

Also, I have the popcorn, someone else want to get some syrup or something to throw on them?

[Zurvan]

In my painful task of sifting through all of these threads, this one doesn't seem to be a problem :p.

[Layedballer]

Pft. Fear can be a great motivator. Start placing bets.

Can I HELP lioness?
build their trust before striking them down
EDIT: I <3 you Zurvan

[Temet nosce]

In my painful task of sifting through all of these threads, this one doesn't seem to be a problem :p.

Painful? Hmm, so you're a masochist? Don't pretend you don't fap while you do it.

[Beeblebrox]

In my painful task of sifting through all of these threads, this one doesn't seem to be a problem :p.

Not even the moderators can resist the hypnotic sensual waves of the catfight!

[Carl Ragadamn]

Oh please you're only winning because you want to sex everything that moves.

Look at you!

You sent TWO naughty PM's to the OP and now you are fooling around with DocGonzo. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Ok now call her a hussy and pull her hair...

[maskedtears]

Oh please you're only winning because you want to sex everything that moves.

Look at you!

You sent TWO naughty PM's to the OP and now you are fooling around with DocGonzo. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Because I WANT to have sex with everything that moves? They come to me sweety. Unlike you I don't have to try.

No look at you! Green isn't your color.

They were HARMLESS! And having a drink with a male on my level is not 'fooling' around. It's good business. The sooner you learn that the sooner you'll be out of the kitchen and in the office.

[alhazred]

the answer is poem 10 or

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are belong to you

[Layedballer]

Damn you Doc, he seems to be coming behind me rapidly, like the uncle who paid your way through college but raped you in return...

[Ultimo]

Because I WANT to have sex with everything that moves? They come to me sweety. Unlike you I don't have to try.

No look at you! Green isn't your color.

They were HARMLESS! And having a drink with a male on my level is not 'fooling' around. It's good business. The sooner you learn that the sooner you'll be out of the kitchen and in the office.

Out of the kitchen....but...what about all of this sexy cooking talk?

[Lioness]

Because I WANT to have sex with everything that moves? They come to me sweety. Unlike you I don't have to try.

No look at you! Green isn't your color.

They were HARMLESS! And having a drink with a male on my level is not 'fooling' around. It's good business. The sooner you learn that the sooner you'll be out of the kitchen and in the office.

They come to you?

So Ultimo came to you three times requesting a dirty PM? One so dirty that you had to tell him he had to keep it a secret?

And who are you to tell me to get out of the kitchen when you are bribing your way in this contest with "I can cook."?

P.S. I no can finish cat fite now. Besides, we would need a different thread, no need to derail this awesome one.

But I have to get to bed. Work at 6 and it is 2:15 A.M. Stupid, addicting ForumFall...

[DocGonzo]

and now you are fooling around with DocGonzo. You should be ashamed of yourself.


whoah now... i ain't fooling around with anything here... i named the decepticons cuz they were "more than meets the eye"...

sunday will be my 23rd anniversary, and yer olde Doc is quite happy about it, so sorry ladies...and gents....there'll be none of that, imo

but i will drink the scotch set in front of me, after testing it for rufies, of course

[Ultimo]

whoah now... i ain't fooling around with anything here... i named the decepticons cuz they were "more than meets the eye"...

sunday will be my 23rd anniversary, and yer olde Doc is quite happy about it, so sorry ladies...and gents....there'll be none of that, imo

but i will drink the scotch set in front of me, after testing it for rufies, of course

Joke is on you, she isn't old enough to buy liquor. I am though ;). <3

[maskedtears]

They come to you?

So Ultimo came to you three times requesting a dirty PM? One so dirty that you had to tell him he had to keep it a secret?

And who are you to tell me to get out of the kitchen when you are bribing your way in this contest with "I can cook."?

P.S. I no can finish cat fite now. Besides, we would need a different thread, no need to derail this awesome one.

But I have to get to bed. Work at 6 and it is 2:15 A.M. Stupid, addicting ForumFall...

Lol it really honestly wasn't dirty. I would not send something like that ever.

You arent' supposed to forget where you come from sweety.

P.S. yes yes we will save this for another day. Night night dear sleep tight! (story of my life)

[DocGonzo]

Joke is on you, she isn't old enough to buy liquor. I am though ;). <3

that's why i said "set in front of me" and "rufies"

:sly:

[Carl Ragadamn]

Damn you Doc, he seems to be coming behind me rapidly, like the uncle who paid your way through college but raped you in return...

Oddly enough Doc is not like this uncle, he is this uncle...

[Ultimo]

Lol it really honestly wasn't dirty. I would not send something like that ever.

You arent' supposed to forget where you come from sweety.

P.S. yes yes we will save this for another day. Night night dear sleep tight! (story of my life)

Forumfall rules clearly state: If a contestent leaves the argument, then the other person wins by default. Beeble wins the pot, lioness wins by default.

[maskedtears]

Forumfall rules clearly state: If a contestent leaves the argument, then the other person wins by default. Beeble wins the pot, lioness wins by default.

She is leaving dude. Not me. Do you want to die?

[DocGonzo]

Oddly enough Doc is not like this uncle, he is this uncle...

quiet boy...now you are REALLY going to have to "pay" for those books... :ohno:

and wait until you find out what you are going to do for your meal card ... :eek:

:lmao:

[Ultimo]

She is leaving dude. Not me. Do you want to die?

Oh damn, I didn't read the edit. My apologies.

[Temet nosce]

Pity, and here I had all these fun drugs set up for using on the exhilarating victor. What am I supposed to do with these benzs?

[maskedtears]

Oh damn, I didn't read the edit. My apologies.

It's okay. I forgive you. :)

quiet boy...now you are REALLY going to have to "pay" for those books... :ohno:

and wait until you find out what you are going to do for your meal card ... :eek:

:lmao:

Oh damn.

[Carl Ragadamn]

She is leaving dude. Not me. Do you want to die?

The way this was phrased made me lol and is a good note to quit for the night on.

[Ultimo]

The way this was phrased made me lol and is a good note to quit for the night on.

Yes, I believe I should go now as well as I must go program more epic software in a few hours. If this thread exists still when I wake up, I will jump back in at work instead of working...

[Temet nosce]

Yes, I believe I should go now as well as I must go program more epic software in a few hours. If this thread exists still when I wake up, I will jump back in at work instead of working...

It'll still exist, unless a less permissive mod sees it anyways. This is the kind of thing those of us who are around at night delight in.

[Beeblebrox]

Forumfall rules clearly state: If a contestent leaves the argument, then the other person wins by default. Beeble wins the pot, lioness wins by default.

She is leaving dude. Not me. Do you want to die?

Too late, the pot is mine!

Let's watch the replay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJI0ubJBMLk) of this amazing fight.

[Temet nosce]

Farewell, brave thread. I fear for you, for the seven headed beast, Hackapelle is on the roam.

[maskedtears]

Too late, the pot is mine!

Let's watch the replay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJI0ubJBMLk) of this amazing fight.

rofl which one is which?

Farewell, brave thread. I fear for you, for the seven headed beast, Hackapelle is on the roam.

:o uh oh. I'll be...sending letters.

[losinglife]

wich one had bewbs again? i vote for that one

[Tharkon Fargor]

wtf is happening with my forumfall :(
wich one had bewbs again? i vote for that one

Lioness.

[losinglife]

Lioness.

BULL!! it was that whore maskedtears... but now lioness must show bewbage

[Tharkon Fargor]

BULL!! it was that whore maskedtears... but now lioness must show bewbage


Aff...Show some love first and love will be shown back to you! :idea::lmao:

[losinglife]

Aff...Show some love first and love will be shown back to you! :idea::lmao:

8======>

thats my bonerzzz i have

[AmonDominus]

5 and 9 are the best

Hard Gay knows best. I agree.

[BlackVolgan]

i just vomited all over my daughter whilst trying to change her diaper

[Ultimo]

Looks like layedballer wins the grand prize in this thread. I'm not sure whether or not that should be considered an honor.

[Ludo]

9. is the dumbest shit I ever read. That was the kind of shit you would write if you were stoned on crack, had been working out for 5 hours the previous day, your dog just pissed on your carpet and you had just been fucking diagnosed with cancer in your troth so you couldn't say nothing but "gurgle gurgle" and youre imagination and creativity had been raped to death by watching scrubs on tv because you were depressed <- thats the only way I would say something that dumb and uncreative. Period!

/rant off

[maskedtears]

9. is the dumbest shit I ever read. That was the kind of shit you would write if you were stoned on crack, had been working out for 5 hours the previous day, your dog just pissed on your carpet and you had just been fucking diagnosed with cancer in your troth so you couldn't say nothing but "gurgle gurgle" and youre imagination and creativity had been raped to death by watching scrubs on tv because you were depressed <- thats the only way I would say something that dumb and uncreative. Period!

/rant off

Someone is a little upset. If I didn't know any better I would say your a female. But it's okay I didn't like it better than mine either. Well...sorta but for different reasons.

[Lethn]

You are a vulumptous flower that I have plucked from the virgin asses of forumfall.

Lol 8 wins

[epicor]

wtf am i looking at here? how can this thread possibly still be kicking?

[The Goatbreeder]

9 is best imo. but i voted on another. dunno why.

[Ultimo]

wtf am i looking at here? how can this thread possibly still be kicking?

Because Zurvan has deemed it good, and thus it has escaped the clutches of moderation for now. Besides, those poems are awesome.

[Tzacharu]

I voted 7 because it has purpulz.

[Lethn]

I voted 7 because it has purpulz.

7 ish too mushy blehhhh :p

[Deirbhathdellte]

5 got me hot.

[Ludo]

Someone is a little upset. If I didn't know any better I would say your a female. But it's okay I didn't like it better than mine either. Well...sorta but for different reasons.

Nah, I'm just against obvious stupidity.

[maskedtears]

Nah, I'm just against obvious stupidity.

New best friend.

[Spinewire]

Oh please you're only winning because you want to sex everything that moves.

Look at you!

You sent TWO naughty PM's to the OP and now you are fooling around with DocGonzo. You should be ashamed of yourself.
i find you very attractive when your angry

[Lethn]

i find you very attractive when your angry

Get married to her Spinewire! *shoves towards Lioness* I'll take Maskedtears *kidnaps*

[willithesm]

Go 1!! Yay for old docGonzo! :sly:

[Ultimo]

Get married to her Spinewire! *shoves towards Lioness* I'll take Maskedtears *kidnaps*

Nah, they both sent ME love letters, so all your forumfaller female are belong to me. Also LayedBaller is mine as well. I'm not sure that Doc's response counts though, so he is still on the market. If you like em old, he will be perfect for you.

[Lethn]

Not if I kidnap her she won't be... She might even enjoy it :p

[Kurog]

Not if I kidnap her she won't be... She might even enjoy it :p

lets hope you like the lawsuite for that : >


and hmm which one should i vote on..

[maskedtears]

lets hope you like the lawsuite for that : >


and hmm which one should i vote on..

mine. :)

[Kurog]

mine. :)

bribe phailed just for that im voting on lionessa : >

leasson learned remember kids if you gonna bribe someone do it properly

[maskedtears]

bribe phailed just for that im voting on lionessa : >

leasson learned remember kids if you gonna bribe someone do it properly

I didn't bribe you?

[Ultimo]

I didn't bribe you?

I think that is his point.

[maskedtears]

I think that is his point.

oh...THAT WHORE! I'm going to kill her when she gets on.

[Ultimo]

oh...THAT WHORE! I'm going to kill her when she gets on.

Yeah, srsly, she is starting to catch your top scoring letter. If she gets the better of you...

[Aragoni]

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume i said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange. So could we just go straight to the sex."

"I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible."

[Layedballer]

I say me MT and lioness make a letter together
What with MT's kinkyness
Lioness' sensuality(and cheating)
and my raw animalistic sexuality,
we could have a letter than would make the lips and panties of women(and men) quiver and wet the same way they do when Brannoc enters a room.
EDIT
and doc's come from behind rape/cleverness

[maskedtears]

I say me MT and lioness make a letter together
What with MT's kinkyness
Lioness' sensuality(and cheating)
and my raw animalistic sexuality,
we could have a letter than would make the lips and panties of women(and men) quiver and wet the same way they do when Brannoc enters a room.
EDIT
and doc's come from behind rape/cleverness

haha sounds like an interesting project. But I doubt it will be forumfall appropriate after you get your hands on it. :) and with that said I'm off to class. :)


edit: someone just im'd me the sickest crap ever...I'm becoming a nun.

[Ultimo]

haha sounds like an interesting project. But I doubt it will be forumfall appropriate after you get your hands on it. :) and with that said I'm off to class. :)

What? You go to class? LOOOSSERRRRR. I haven't gone to my MWF classes in a couple months (apart from test days).

[Layedballer]

haha sounds like an interesting project. But I doubt it will be forumfall appropriate after you get your hands on it. :) and with that said I'm off to class. :)


edit: someone just im'd me the sickest crap ever...I'm becoming a nun.

Few things are appropriate that I say, hence my weeks spent with the branhammer

Nobody is sending me love notes, or anything sick :(

[heroshade]

Hah! Already more people are amassing behind me! Soon I will overtake Layedballer and liberate Forumfall from his tyranny!