Post your irrational fears!

[Loadafreak]

Post your irrational/stupid fears of past or present. I’ll start:

-When I was about 4, I was afraid of a wheelchair bound downs-syndrome person. I had never seen one before, and my first encounter was pretty frightening for a child.
I was alone in the changing room of a public waterpark, getting ready to do some swimming. Just as I was heading to the door I heard a loud bang. I turn around and there is some crazy looking guy with a weird face coming straight at me full speed in a wheelchair. I started screaming and ran the FUCK AWAY.
I ran out to the public swimming area to the nearest lifeguard and asked for help, I made a pretty big commotion pointing at this poor disabled man as he wheeled out, ready for swimming himself.
A few years later when I understood things a bit better I felt pretty bad.


-Shining Time Station, ‘Mysterious Stranger’ episode (kids show with George Carlin in it): dunno why, maybe I was afraid of things in the dark too. Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIVZaZIZQ8&feature=related)
There was also an episode where for a fraction of a second they show you a hole in the wall and all you see are two wide eyes staring menacingly at the children… that fucked me up for years.
-also to do with children's shows, this: children encountering Satan. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q29CmMHSQ3M&feature=related)

-Germans: Again, when I was little, my cousin’s German friend had a flesh eating disease on his neck (he lived somehow lol). My cousin lied to me and told me all Germans have it and its contagious… so needless to say, I started staying the fuck away from anyone who I thought was German... even though I didn't really know how to tell at the time.

[Harsher]

Insects.

too many damn legs..

[Beeblebrox]

Heights. A little, at least. It goes away when I'm drunk.

[Camelmix]

I have a lot of irrational fears, mainly stuff that comes up as a image in my head. I believe many people would want me heavily medicated for having these images pop into my head. Fuck them.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

I'm a hypochondriac. Fear of fatal diseases and actually believing I am ill from them, anything from HIV to different forms of cancer.

Been for years, now Im in a phase where I believe I have testicular cancer, might be true though or my excessive worries are making me delusional causing the symptoms.

[heroshade]

This is going to sound like a e-peen booster, but I really don't get scared. I don't think I have a memory of being afraid of anything, although when something jumps out of nowhere or a spider dives off my dresser and lands on my chest (Which just happened) I might get a little freaked out.

[Vessol]

Operating motor vehicles, seriously. I got some crazy fear about it and hate driving and only do so when I absolutely have to. Otherwise I prefer riding a bike. I won't even use a ride-on lawnmower, have to use one you push.

[Bloody blade]

Was a tiny bit afraid of heights. But my main fear was the earth ending in a sudden or slow manner (armegedon). Usually it was an asteroid, but the earth ending in zombies got to me to, and sicknesses. It is still my fear to this day.

[End Dream]

i HATE the feeling of felt... also the celling in cars cuz its like felt.. when i touch it with my hands i feel like im going to vomit (seriously)

[Jiggle]

Public speaking >.>

If I am with friends I can talk to them all about anything, two nights ago I was at buffalo wild wings and I got up on my table and asked a waitress for her number...she was on the other side of the restaurant, I can ask a group of people a question with absolutely no problem, but...

You call it a speech and I get nervous, studder, talk fast, sweaty palms. Maybe I am just scared of the word "speech" though right now it doesn't bother me...

[Metal Wolf]

For years I wouldn't eat onions. No reason just hated the fuck out of them.

Don't anymore, put them in just about everything it seems. No real good reason for the change either.

[Loadafreak]

Was a tiny bit afraid of heights. But my main fear was the earth ending in a sudden or slow manner (armegedon). Usually it was an asteroid, but the earth ending in zombies got to me to, and sicknesses. It is still my fear to this day.

Zombies are too awesome to be scary :(

[maskedtears]

Boobs. I really hate them.

Children.

Hackapell when angry. (never seen it before :))

[heroshade]

Boobs. I really hate them.

Children.

Hackapell when angry. (never seen it before :))
Boobs? What the hell is wrong with you!?

[Cleopatriachal]

Ignorance

[emasame]

i fucking hate tomatoes,
but when its ground up with spices and shit like a marinara sauce or something its pretty bomb-digitty.

i also get a little nervous around any pits, like a manhole that has openings, i dont know, sometimes i think i might just pop into that fucker and swallow some shit.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I am afraid my fiancee will stab me in my sleep, but this is a highly rational fear.

[maskedtears]

Boobs? What the hell is wrong with you!?

Have you ever seen implants fall out?

[Lioness]

Children, bugs, heights, and special people.

Nothing against them, but when they are around I just can't help but feel scurred.

[ppsh42]

I now have this fear of attending church. Too many people mumbling to themselves and singing to imaginary beings. :bang:

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Have you ever seen implants fall out?

So you have implants? And you are afraid of them falling out?

How can they fall out if a knife or a sharp object is not involved?

[omnigol]

muslims

[Bloody blade]

I was lying before. I have an irrational fear of my own penis.

[maskedtears]

So you have implants? And you are afraid of them falling out?

How can they fall out if a knife or a sharp object is not involved?

No someone elses. And I just don't like boobs period.

[Ungraylessness]

Germs

[Jiggle]

Have you ever seen implants fall out?

I think the real question is, have you? And being afraid of things falling out of peoples bodies does not make you afraid of boobs.

[Jiggle]

muslims

Hey fuck u

[maskedtears]

I think the real question is, have you? And being afraid of things falling out of peoples bodies does not make you afraid of boobs.

I don't like them touching me. I have a hard time even hugging my own sister.

[omnigol]

Hey fuck u

Try to remember we're talking about irrational fears right?

[Beeblebrox]

I don't like them touching me. I have a hard time even hugging my own sister.

I totally get you maskedtears. I'm an ass man myself...

[DocGonzo]

i'm afraid i'm not getting any betacake!

[Jiggle]

Try to remember we're talking about irrational fears right?

Haha nah my buddy is muslim...well kinda...he wanted me to say that. I am quite white.

[Carl Ragadamn]

i'm afraid i'm not getting any betacake!

This would be a rational fear :D

[Rahavin]

I don't drink coffee because I'm afraid that when I open up the coffee filter for cleaning that I will find a little note inside of it.

[emasame]

i forgot about spiders on my towels.
everytime i take a shower i get out and whip my towel a good number of times and survey it to make sure no critters are hiding on it. mostly scared of getting spiders on my junk, that would trip me the fuck out.

[Loadafreak]

I don't like them touching me. I have a hard time even hugging my own sister.

Fuck now I'm imagining boobs pressed together. Possibly suffocating someone inbetween.

[omnigol]

Haha nah my buddy is muslim...well kinda...he wanted me to say that. I am quite white.

I thought muslims were a religious group. I'm glad you gave me a chance to point out the threads context to make sure an over zealous mod won't suspend me.

[omnigol]

I don't like them touching me. I have a hard time even hugging my own sister.

Your mother probably abused you during breast feeding, giving you an irreparable negative connotation with breasts.

[maskedtears]

Your mother probably abused you during breast feeding, giving you an irreparable negative connotation with breasts.

I actually don't mind her though, the only person.

[emasame]

...to make sure an over zealous mod won't suspend me.
nice double post.

[omnigol]

I actually don't mind her though, the only person.

Who is the person who is not her?

[ppsh42]

I actually don't mind her though, the only person.

I think I like you again.

[Jiggle]

Actually I got one, I wouldn't call it a "fear" I guess but, I can't sleep with my feet outside of my blanket unless they are covered by somethin else.

I imagine an old woman, witch looking, with really long finger nails starting at the top of my foot and just running down them with her fingernail. My feet are ticklish as shit.

[maskedtears]

Who is the person who is not her?

Eh? I don't like any other females hugging me.

I think I like you again.

Then vote for me :(

[omnigol]

Eh? I don't like any other females hugging me.



Then vote for me :(

I see. Maybe it's the other way around. Maybe if you breast fed from other women it would resolve your fear of their breasts.

[maskedtears]

I see. Maybe it's the other way around. Maybe if you breast fed from other women it would resolve your fear of their breasts.

I'm lactose intolerant.

[omnigol]

Enzyme therapy can fix all sorts of food allergies.

[Tzacharu]

Insects and spiders.

[Rathynas]

Large bodies of water, at least large enough that I can't see/feel the ground. Same with heights, but not as much.

Shoes, socks, or anything that restricts toe movement. Unfortunately it's hard to avoid this... fear... thing.

Mirrors or anything with clear reflections. I tend to see things in them. Once I thought I saw my dead friend. :-

Open doors. They must be closed.

Boobs (all girls seem to have this fear).

Intimacy. I must admit that I absolutely hate close relationships, whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial. It makes me paranoid for some odd reason.

Being afraid. It looks pathetic. That's why I'm good at conquering my ph34rz.

[Temet nosce]

I've been diagnosed with a mild form of paranoid schizophrenia, not really sure the psychologists are right about that one, but I definitely get a lot of irrational fears. The worst ones are all involving things which are to small to notice, diseases, poisons, insects, etc.

[Dimgo]

Anything that lives in water!!

Fishs, sharks, you name it. I was once playing a game when you start with a fish and you keep fighting some fishs then suddenly a HUGE shark appears i alt f4 without even knowing i did that.

And i cant play water phases in any game, mario etc...

Seriously when i know i will be playing a water phase i have to stop for like 1 hour then start playing and always afraid

And my dad had a plastic fish that sings christmas songs i would never touch it! it took me like 2 years to touch it

[Dyrrn]

drowning, falling( from hi up), being upside down and death( not of dieing, but of being dead.).

[Lethn]

..... Girls like Lioness?

[Humac]

As long as I can remember I've always felt very uncomfortable when something touches my throat. The only thing that I can allow touching it are my own hands and when I feel really uncomfortable I just have to guard it with them...

Other than that I guess I'm afraid of dying..

[Painweaver]

My Irrational fear? Other people.

[Spart]

I'm very claustrophobic. Gets even worse when I'm drunk, so I can't go camping and get drunk, unless I feel like spending a night under the stars.

[andy9306]

I'm afraid of getting angry. Not sure that it is totally irrational, used to hurt people when I was angry a lot. Luckily, because I was a child, so were my targets. And everyone knows that children don't matter.

Ah, right. I also get anxious when I have to go out in public and do responsible things. Like getting a job, going to school, buying stuff. Part of it is that I am not anything close to a morning person. I am especially anxious when buying things with someone else's money.

[Painweaver]

Enzyme therapy can fix all sorts of food allergies.

Enzyme therapy...is that where some guy spits you in the mouth?

[epicor]

Was a tiny bit afraid of heights. But my main fear was the earth ending in a sudden or slow manner (armegedon). Usually it was an asteroid, but the earth ending in zombies got to me to, and sicknesses. It is still my fear to this day.

This for me as well. Except the sickness part. And really death doesnt scare me any more. As a christian im kinda ,"either im wrong and there is nothing to be afraid of, or im right and im going to heaven".

So really my only (ir?)rational fear is leaving my wife and son behind without a husband/dad to rely on.

[Helgeran]

Bears. It's not totally irrational since we have bears in the woods but they hardly ever kill someone. It's just that you're so fucked if a bear wants to kill you since it's faster, stronger, a better climber, more durable and it will pro probably survive a gunshot.

[The Goatbreeder]

Black peple scared me when i was young .. I always thought they were going to make me black aswell:(

[BlackVolgan]

being in charge of entertaining someone.

[Marrik]

that Scooby Doo episode with the catman thing that this old lady supposedly turns into.


that gave me nightmares when i was really little

[The Cougar]

Having a conversation with someone over a prolonged period of time. I suck at talking.

[Caffy]

I'm afraid of the horrible gaping sky!

And goth chicks. Bad experience with a biter.

[Dhig]

My own penis :(

[The Goatbreeder]

My own penis :(

I'd be scared of that hairy little mf too :(

[AmonDominus]

Seeing the insides of a person.

[Ankh]

I'm afraid that DF will never release.

Oh wait, that's a rational fear.

[Patrician]

Crocodile in the pool When I was a kid, I refused to go swimming because of hidden crocodiles. Even if the pool was just a few feet deep. You never know, do you?

[Nasty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwialoRrRmU

Scariest video ive seen in a long time.

[popsaregood230]

i used to be/still have a dish water phobia... no way im doing dishes without the yellow gloves

[omnigol]

Enzyme therapy...is that where some guy spits you in the mouth?

No, but it'll probably work for you.

[Dimgo]

i used to be/still have a dish water phobia... no way im doing dishes without the yellow gloves
lol me too never washed dishs in my whole life..

[Kusghuul]

Was dead scared of sumos when i was a kid. Thought they were gay rapists or something.

[Spinewire]

Daddy Long Legs/Crane Fly motherfuckers.

http://www.highroad.org/ranch%20images/Insects/cranefly-hand.jpg

HOW CAN YOU LET IT TOUCH YOUR HAND OMFG!!!!!

I think it's the random flight path that they have thats so unnerving.

[maskedtears]

As long as I can remember I've always felt very uncomfortable when something touches my throat. The only thing that I can allow touching it are my own hands and when I feel really uncomfortable I just have to guard it with them...

Other than that I guess I'm afraid of dying..

OMG me too! with the neck thing. I completely forgot. I can't even sleep with my chin up. Heck I can't even tilt my head back to stretch my neck or shoulders with other people present.

[Alavar0]

spiders holy crap these little buggers are crazy, as long as they ain't moving they're just fine. but if they move towards me...RUN AWAY!!!

[Lethn]

spiders holy crap these little buggers are crazy, as long as they ain't moving they're just fine. but if they move towards me...RUN AWAY!!!

lol I agree I have to admit I'm not scared of spiders but they bloody creep me out, generally bugs do. I'm really fascinated by ants but I just can't get over their spindly legs and antennae.

[tallefred]

Whenever I watch a video on YouTube, I always think it will end with that zombie popping up and screaming. I'll usually turn down the volume at the end of a movie or just switch it off entirely 5 seconds before the end. Depends on what it is of course, if it's a Monty Python video I'm less worried than if it's some random thing.

[Hatebringer]

I hate the feeling of drying up wooden spoons. V.odd i know but it just feels eeergh :S

[peekalo]

i am most definitly terrified turnips!!:ohno:

[Hatebringer]

You actually scared of turnips or just hate the taste?

[Nightstalian]

COCKROACHES!!!

seriously they scare me more then anything else.

Also getting onto highways
Wondering when my co-students will snap
And my teeth falling out

[Humac]

OMG me too! with the neck thing. I completely forgot. I can't even sleep with my chin up. Heck I can't even tilt my head back to stretch my neck or shoulders with other people present.

Oh? I always hold a high head, to keep my throat free. And no matter the weather I never have anything against my throat. Usually gives me a cold most of the winter though...

[Harsher]

OMG me too! with the neck thing. I completely forgot. I can't even sleep with my chin up. Heck I can't even tilt my head back to stretch my neck or shoulders with other people present.

This.

Edit: I can't even let my shirt touch my neck, I always stretch the shit out of the top so it doesn't.

[maskedtears]

Oh? I always hold a high head, to keep my throat free. And no matter the weather I never have anything against my throat. Usually gives me a cold most of the winter though...

Oh I do keep my throat free but what if something comes flying through the air and rips your trachea genius keep your chin down. The object is more likely to bounce off your chin than your throat. And I don't wear turtle necks and if I do I go loony all day. Well moreso than usual.... I start like hyperventilating and my skin crawls and I feel like I'm having my skin peeled off and I have a hard time breathing.

This.

Edit: I can't even let my shirt touch my neck, I always stretch the shit out of the top so it doesn't.

amen.

[epicor]

wow you guys have a lot of irrational fears huh? phobia city over here.

[FermentedLies]

Eye contact.

[Aragoni]

The Groke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groke) in the 'Moomin'-series.

[Carnifex]

Eye contact.

That one made me smile lol.


I have a fear for tiny holes with insects in them. Especially the inside of bee hives or ant mounds.
Man those holes with those tiny things sticking out give me the creeps !

[Barokk]

Acceptance by other people--> then I'm "afraid" not to live up to their expectations. Very mild shit, I suppose it's a very slight social phobia (which is fine by me, I'm handling it).

It's almost more easy to be hated than loved.

[shnedit]

moths. no really. whats the big deal with the bastards? one minute your sitting there then flap flap flap FUCK OFF MOTHY

[Caffy]

I'm afraid of white people. Their pale skin makes them look like ghosts!

[-Havoc-]

Driving. Before driving, I think about the driving and suddenly imagery pops into my head about my brakes not working or I zone the fuck out and rear-end someone. But when I'm actually driving, I'm pefectly okay and it's the easiest thing in the world.

I did use to have dreams about my brakes not working, they would, but I would never be able to come to a full stop no matter how hard I pressed on them. Rolling 5mph into the back of someone, lol, or pulling out of a McDonalds into an extremely busy fast 100mph street....at 5mph.

[maskedtears]

Oh just remembered another one.

Being poisoned. And food that isn't cooked right side up.

Like right now I was eating my grits and I swear I think someone poisoned it. My head feels light, I think it's getting hard to breathe, my hands feel heavy, the muscles in my neck are twitching.... GOOD THING I HAVE MY GRAPEFRUIT AND LEMON HANDY! If anyone has a pickle I'm sure I can ward off the evil JuJu the mods are sending me. Quick, to the fridge!

Edit: I have to eat more of them to be sure it's the Grits.

[Caffy]

Sometimes I'm afraid that people won't find my epic posts, epic enough.

It makes me a sad panda.

[Ultimo]

I was afraid early in life of demon possession, mostly because my parents let me watch all those movies I shouldn't have at age 4.

[Caffy]

Oh just remembered another one.

Being poisoned. And food that isn't cooked right side up.

Like right now I was eating my grits and I swear I think someone poisoned it. My head feels light, I think it's getting hard to breathe, my hands feel heavy, the muscles in my neck are twitching.... GOOD THING I HAVE MY GRAPEFRUIT AND LEMON HANDY! If anyone has a pickle I'm sure I can ward off the evil JuJu the mods are sending me. Quick, to the fridge!

That's just your body trying to kill you. It hates decepticons.

[snowball89]

fear of losing my mind.. not joking

[shnedit]

also, premature ejaculation. terrifies me.

[omnigol]

I was afraid early in life of demon possession, mostly because my parents let me watch all those movies I shouldn't have at age 4.

That one is rational fyi.

[Humac]

amen.

Yes. Collars suck :rolleyes:

[maskedtears]

That's just your body trying to kill you. It hates decepticons.

Over grits though? And I'm NOT a decepticon. I proved myself. Just because you haven't seen my boobs doesn't make them any less real buster.

Yes. Collars suck :rolleyes:

clothes suck period. We should all just run around naked. You know how much money we could save?!

[RemeN]

You first...

Pics too?

Oh, and i'd say i'm afraid of pools/lakes...

Random vids on youtubs at times.

The dark, dunno why o.O I wont be all "OMFG NOO THE DARK /hide"

I just get shitloads of images, mainly vampires (wtf?) running through my head when im walking up the alley-way at the bottom of my road during the quite, cold night -.-

Oh, and im afraid my paintball guns Co2/Compressed air canister will blow up :<

[Mordhak]

Personally, I'm deathly afraid of maskedtears. Scares the shit out of me, she does.

[Caffy]

Over grits though? And I'm NOT a decepticon. I proved myself. Just because you haven't seen my boobs doesn't make them any less real buster.

Dude, don't make prime kick your ass! (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/1718498235_6900e39e4f.jpg?v=0)



clothes suck period. We should all just run around naked. You know how much money we could save?!

No one wants to see an old hairy dude, like you, naked.

[Harsher]

I'm afraid making a list of all of forumfalls biggest fears might be a bad idea.

[Mordhak]

I'm afraid making a list of all of forumfalls biggest fears might be a bad idea.

Now there's an irrational fear if I ever seen one.

[omnigol]

Over grits though? And I'm NOT a decepticon. I proved myself. Just because you haven't seen my boobs doesn't make them any less real buster.

Do you use nicknames like buster because the only woman you have contact with is your mom, and you assume the nicknames she uses has to do with her being a woman and not her being your mother?

[maskedtears]

Dude, don't make prime kick your ass! (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2397/1718498235_6900e39e4f.jpg?v=0)


No one wants to see an old hairy dude, like you, naked.

Like I said I have nothing to prove. Don't be bitter.

Personally, I'm deathly afraid of maskedtears. Scares the shit out of me, she does.

I want to smell fear when I come into a thread.

Do you use nicknames like buster because the only woman you have contact with is your mom, and you assume the nicknames she uses has to do with her being a woman and not her being your mother?

I live in an all girls dorm. And my mom doesn't say buster she says chap seeing as she isn't american. Moreover I usually say dear, hun, and darling; but he was making me angry and I said buster instead of bitch. Okay damn it! You caught me. ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!

[Humac]

clothes suck period. We should all just run around naked. You know how much money we could save?!

You first. Someone might join you.

[Rigan Pere]

I went through a bad patch where I thought everything was out to kill me, no shit. I thought I was going to die everytime I set foot out of the door.

Another thing is people sucking on jumpers....arghhhhh that goes through me.

[FermentedLies]

Okay damn it! You caught me. ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!

PMS? I'm sorry we've angered you so much. I don't think you're a decepticon.

[maskedtears]

PMS? I'm sorry we've angered you so much. I don't think you're a decepticon.

huh? I'm not mad? :) I thought it was funny.

[FermentedLies]

huh? I'm not mad? :) I thought it was funny.

The quote implies otherwise. Unless that was badly done sarcasm. Cliche much?

[Caffy]

PMS? I'm sorry we've angered you so much. I don't think you're a decepticon.

*he said with mocking sarcasm*

[maskedtears]

The quote implies otherwise. Unless that was badly done sarcasm. Cliche much?

I can't do sarcasm... And it would be boring if I always smiled and laughed. So I have to be mad at some point.

[Fro]

Over grits though? And I'm NOT a decepticon. I proved myself. Just because you haven't seen my boobs doesn't make them any less real buster.

Are they real? I can't stand plastic tits.

[FermentedLies]

Are they real? I can't stand plastic tits.

I second this question and statement alike.

[Dhig]

Are they real? I can't stand plastic tits.

Plastic is real. I got plastic thingys at home.
Boobs should not include plastic though :)

[maskedtears]

Are they real? I can't stand plastic tits.

Let's stop talking about me since I'm an attention whore. :)

[Dhig]

Let's stop talking about me since I'm an attention whore. :)

Who would have known :rolleyes:

[FermentedLies]

Let's stop talking about me since I'm an attention whore. :)

If you're an attention whore, then why should we stop talking about you?

Answer the question, you're making Fro sad! D:

[maskedtears]

In all seriousness, if someone has a question they can just pm me. There is no need to derail a thread just to make me look bad or get me in trouble. If you are doing it for the +1's that's fine but again, no need to derail. Make a thread about attention whoring and you can talk about me as much as you want.

Again, lets get back on topic.

I've also realized I'm scared of males with hands that are too soft.

[Fro]

In all seriousness, if someone has a question they can just pm me. There is no need to derail a thread just to make me look bad or get me in trouble. If you are doing it for the +1's that's fine but again, no need to derail. Make a thread about attention whoring and you can talk about me as much as you want.

Again, lets get back on topic.

I've also realized I'm scared of males with hands that are too soft.

So... How much did they cost?
Oh and since we're keeping this on topic. I have a phobia of plastic tits.

[Skyborn]

White Minivans freak me out...I feel like I am being stalked every time I drive anywhere...I guess its a phobia but I don't think they have a name for it.

[Proper Talent]

fear of irrational fears!

[Dhig]

I've also realized I'm scared of males with hands that are too soft.

By that, do you mean men that just dont grab you hard enough and slap you around a bit and then spank you hard? :ohno:

I am still worried my penis will fall off if I stop use it :(

[maskedtears]

By that, do you mean men that just dont grab you hard enough and slap you around a bit and then spank you hard? :ohno:

I am still worried my penis will fall off if I stop use it :(

No, I mean their hands are all squishy and not manly.

[Dhig]

No, I mean their hands are all squishy and not manly.

There are men like that? :eek:
If there are, should they be called men?

[maskedtears]

There are men like that? :eek:
If there are, should they be called men?

True they are usually perverts.

[Lethn]

True they are usually perverts.

:(

[The Lost One]

Zombies.

Seriously, the only horror movies I really watch are the ones with zombies since those are the only ones that really scare me.

[Dhig]

Zombies.

Seriously, the only horror movies I really watch are the ones with zombies since those are the only ones that really scare me.

I am afraid of asians :rolleyes:
I run and hide when I meet one because they could be a possible ninja that wants to kill me :(

[kyrilius]

I've also realized I'm scared of males with hands that are too soft.

They probably just use too much lotion when jacking off.

[VenomXI]

Birds flying over me
I run if i see one coming towards me, or even a shadow pass by me.
Had a bad experience with a seagull and my favourite sesame street hat when i was young.. lets just say my hat didn't make it :(

[Fro]

I also have a phobia of Lethn. His manly dominance just scares the shit out of me.

[guardiancross]

I think warm milk is pretty intimidating

[L!v1d]

I am afraid of asians :rolleyes:
I run and hide when I meet one because they could be a possible ninja that wants to kill me :(

this would be a rational fear.

[lilyeti]

Fungus, though...I'm fine with most mushrooms, in fact I eat mushrooms, I just can't stand the shit that grows on dead things, spoiled food, under logs ect.

[The Cougar]

I'm afraid of black women. They look like they're going to eat me.

[Jamboreen]

Visible Farts.

[ikhoefnix]

I'm scared of fat people.

[akrippler]

The most irrational fear I had was when I was a kid I used to think that any part of my body that wasnt coverd by the blanket was going to be gone when I woke up. (except my head of course)

[Ababoba]

Heights... :ohno:

[Incanam]

Actually I got one, I wouldn't call it a "fear" I guess but, I can't sleep with my feet outside of my blanket unless they are covered by somethin else.

I imagine an old woman, witch looking, with really long finger nails starting at the top of my foot and just running down them with her fingernail. My feet are ticklish as shit.

Like this, I cannot sleep without something covering me (other than clothes I mean). Even in the summer, I will have a blanket. Even when my dad is too cheap to turn on the AC...

Also a little bit of heights.
Bugs...tend to avoid those (especially if they startle me)
I actually don't like most animals

[TubeSock]

-When I was about 4, I was afraid of a wheelchair bound downs-syndrome person. I had never seen one before, and my first encounter was pretty frightening for a child.
I was alone in the changing room of a public waterpark, getting ready to do some swimming. Just as I was heading to the door I heard a loud bang. I turn around and there is some crazy looking guy with a weird face coming straight at me full speed in a wheelchair. I started screaming and ran the FUCK AWAY.
I ran out to the public swimming area to the nearest lifeguard and asked for help, I made a pretty big commotion pointing at this poor disabled man as he wheeled out, ready for swimming himself.
A few years later when I understood things a bit better I felt pretty bad.


Dude, no fucking way. Same thing for me. Except I never really had a frightening experience and it actually developed over time instead of going away over time. Sometimes at school, I run into one passing the special ed. room and get the fuck out asap. I'm not really scared of them so much as I get really really uneasy around them, like they're gonna bite me or start talking to me or some shit.

[Lethn]

I imagine an old woman, witch looking, with really long finger nails starting at the top of my foot and just running down them with her fingernail. My feet are ticklish as shit.

ROFL Am I the only one who immediately though "Surprise sex!" when reading this? :p

[ejnomad07]

I fear some people are really as dumb as they let on to be on the internet.

ROFL Am I the only one who immediately though "Surprise sex!" when reading this? :p

Yes. If you don't like that please don't report me. :(





jk Lethn

[omnigol]

I'm scared of fat people.

irrational fears only please

[Lethn]

Yes. If you don't like that please don't report me.





jk Lethn

What stupid people fail to realize is that just as in real life I'm actually very open with my emotions instead of trying to be the emotionless e-hardasses most people here are attempting to be which is why they constantly try and call me out and make stupid accusations.

And fuck, I honestly can't think of anything else I'm irrationally scared of... I guess I'd say zombies, but then again I just get seriously creeped out by them.

[Xtra-Medium]

i forgot about spiders on my towels.
everytime i take a shower i get out and whip my towel a good number of times and survey it to make sure no critters are hiding on it. mostly scared of getting spiders on my junk, that would trip me the fuck out.

once there was a spider in my draws when i put them on, i jumped the fuck outta them as fast as possible, since then i have had an irrational fear for spiders, if they get to near me i will go crazy and smash them and i avoid them.

I also have an irrational fear of mold or things that look nasty such as severe acne. Its not really a fear but when i see them my nose itches and my skin starts to itch.

[TubeSock]

once there was a spider in my draws when i put them on, i jumped the fuck outta them as fast as possible, since then i have had an irrational fear for spiders, if they get to near me i will go crazy and smash them and i avoid them.

I also have an irrational fear of mold or things that look nasty such as severe acne. Its not really a fear but when i see them my nose itches and my skin starts to itch.

Haha. Tell this to a friend of yours you're really close to, then itch uncontrollably whenever you're with them.

[Rathynas]

OMG me too! with the neck thing. I completely forgot. I can't even sleep with my chin up. Heck I can't even tilt my head back to stretch my neck or shoulders with other people present.

Me three. I don't know why I started it, but I always cover up my neck when I'm sleeping. Probably because I thought my dad was a vampire... He looks just like one (vampire fangs and everything). He's kind of abusive, too. Or I was afraid of being bitten back by someone. I used to bite people and try to suck their blood when I was younger... Didn't know what vampires were back then, though... Creepy.

[ppsh42]

I have this irrational fear of shaving my balls. Everytime I put that razor to my skin, I just imagine me cutting myself to misery.

[Loadafreak]

Me three. I don't know why I started it, but I always cover up my neck when I'm sleeping.

After that guy randomly got his head cut off while sleeping on the bus, I have this fear too.

[Duncandun]

I have a fear of deep water.

first time i ever experienced it was in a boat off the golf coast(about 15 miles out), you couldn't see the bottom, it just looked black. we were just sitting there, i was laying over the bow just staring into the water, after about 30 seconds i started hyperfocusing on it, and shortly there after had a panic attack followed by hyperventalation.

it scared me to death, for some reason. I also have that fear while actually being /in/ deep water, specifically in oceans, something about being in that big nothingness, surrounded by darkness. it scares the shit out of me.

[Saturday Saint]

Darkfall scares me. It seems so dismal, not having any motivation in the game. Without the ability to go up levels, it's purely depressing. You can't get to the max level, so there's really no goal. Unless you max every skill out, but that'd take too much grinding. Grinding sucks, that's why I'm sticking to WoW. I can't even sleep at night thinking about the utter lack of any greater purpose in Darkfall.

[angelfang]

Not too much. I used to be afraid of ghosts when i was younger, usually after watching horror movies or reading threads about people posting their personal (or friend/relative's) experiences, which were quite realistic. But i soon conquered that fear by randomly yelling at them when i'm alone in the house.

I do have this strange occasional fear of getting blindsided by a vehicle making a turn when crossing the street at an intersection. Which is odd, because i've never had any close calls, just an unexplainable paranoia.

[antihero-zero]

I am deathly afraid of vaginas, or more specifically, the humans attached to the vaginas.

[Hadrian99]

Im afraid of getting a brain hemerage, quite deadly and without warning.

I used to be afraid of swimming in pools in fear of crocadiles or sharks.

Ghosts.

Or getting hit and killed by a drunk driver, like you coming home from a night out, and BAM. Statistics are pretty scary, only a matter of time.

Or being a part of any major tragedy. School shooting, terroist attack, airplane crash, random act of violence, take your pick.

I guess some of those can be rational.

[Dhig]

Me three. I don't know why I started it, but I always cover up my neck when I'm sleeping. Probably because I thought my dad was a vampire... He looks just like one (vampire fangs and everything). He's kind of abusive, too. Or I was afraid of being bitten back by someone. I used to bite people and try to suck their blood when I was younger... Didn't know what vampires were back then, though... Creepy.

That is just... sick...
Your dad abused you :(

[Fruitbasket]

Wrists. I cant stand the vain poping out of my wrists. I can't even take my pulse. I still don't know what i'm scared about. Maybe that I will one day cut my self?

[Caffy]

I'm afraid that my frequent hallucinations are actually ghosts, or a brain tumor.

[Glak]

I'm afraid that my frequent hallucinations are actually ghosts, or a brain tumor.

Not sure if its irrational but im afraid of getting my gf pregnant so much that im considereing a vasectomy :rolleyes:

[Dhig]

Not sure if its irrational but im afraid of getting my gf pregnant so much that im considereing a vasectomy :rolleyes:

Not worth it. There are two more holes to fill without any chance of her getting pregnant ;)

[siv]

I have a fear of deep water.

first time i ever experienced it was in a boat off the golf coast(about 15 miles out), you couldn't see the bottom, it just looked black. we were just sitting there, i was laying over the bow just staring into the water, after about 30 seconds i started hyperfocusing on it, and shortly there after had a panic attack followed by hyperventalation.

it scared me to death, for some reason. I also have that fear while actually being /in/ deep water, specifically in oceans, something about being in that big nothingness, surrounded by darkness. it scares the shit out of me.

Whoa - scary. I feel exactly the same way. I can't exsplain it really - something about the ocean just seems too big. I have no problem with water of any kind - but beeing IN the water, out where I couldnt see land would REALLY freak me out.

Also the thought of something comming up from the black depths and grabbing me while im in the water... gaaah. It's really the only fear I have.

[Seesawmcgraw]

whenever i shit i have this fear that i will get feces on the bottom/back of my shirt even when i know that my shirt isn't long enough that is why I take my shirt off 99% of the time

necro! thought it was a good thread just couldn't remember and of my fears

[Spk]

My only fear is to make the planet explode out of sheer awesomeness.

[Weeking]

That Darkfall is vaporware.

[Leeroy]

fear of losing my mind.. not joking

I actually failed a general sanity test, right after I scored a 1^% on my IQ test.

[Qikdraw]

Water in my face - I've almost drowned about 4 times. Each time someone had to jump in and get me to safety. Even standing in the shower the fear hits me the second water gets in my face.

Needles - When I was born I had jaundice and had a full blood transfusion. When I was allowed to come home my mother said my heels looked like hamburger, I still have the scars on my heels. I believe that is the start of my needle fear. I've always hated needles, I can't even watch them on tv, it just freaks me out.

Heights - I really do not like heights, even in movies or video games it'll get me. My father has the same fear, and he was a pilot, and I love flying too, but put us on a ladder and we are not happy.

[Leeroy]

Some needles, like the giant ones they use to get fluid out of your spine. I nearly go into convolutions when I see something like this (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_HI30d6E6xo), I have a huge fear of anything that could involve something even remotely similar to that.

[Suitepee]

Spiders. Creepy crawly hide in dark corner bastards.

And being in the dark by myself.

[Pcheez]

Venomous Insects.

To date ive had 6 scorpion bites and 3 centipede ones.

Problem is i relflexively smash anything that touches me if i cant see it.

I just happen to hit the scorpion stinger many times and miss the centipede.

Luckily i seem to have a high resistance to insect venom, or i just happen to run across weak venom varieties, none of the bites/stings needed treatment, just slight swelling.

not afraid of them as much as i greatly dislike them due to their ninja sneaking skills.

[antihero-zero]

I fear that Barbarossa (or however the child spells his name) will make more forum threads, and that in my boredom I might accidently read one, decreasing my IQ one notch lower towards his.

[Pcheez]

I fear that Barbarossa (or however the child spells his name) will make more forum threads, and that in my boredom I might accidently read one, decreasing my IQ one notch lower towards his.

THe only antidote is shooting a curry + fruit cocktail laced with crushed purple microdot through your ear, with a straw.

Trust me on this one.

[VorpalSpork]

The puppets from Tots TV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tots_TV) seriously creep me the hell out, especially the one that speaks Spanish for no apparent reason.

[MinusInnocence]

I was talking to a girl earlier and she said she is afraid of falling asleep, because her dreams are often vivid premonitions.

Actually, one of those statements is false.

[jonyak]

I was talking to a girl earlier and she said she is afraid of falling asleep, because her dreams are often vivid premonitions.

Actually, one of those statements is false.

you talking to a girl:p