Serious now! Cancer.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Testicular cancer to be precise.

I think I might have it, for about some time now my right ball have been swollen and it feels heavy, my right side of my sack have been hanging alot more than it should be due to the weight.

So, this is my fear, that I might get an erection when my balls are being fiddled, they are rather sensitive to touch. Anyone been in this predicament? A friend of mine had his balls checked and his anus fiddled with by a doctor but he's weird, he pretty much enjoyed it.

2 hours and 30 minutes until I'm about to get my balls fiddled by a doctor, I know they fiddle many balls each day, but my balls are sensitive balls.

[heroshade]

Didn't you just call me and attentionwhore? Then you post this? You're worse than Hitler, and I hope you die like a bitch, just like he did.

[jordanleroux]

Puncture the nut with a toothpick and drink the fluid. Trust me, no more cancer.

[Xtra-Medium]

wouldn't that be awkward, you will prolly be so nervous about getting an erection that you won't be able to get an erection.

[Nevron]

It's not abnormal to get a chub while getting your junk fiddled with. They're plenty used to it, so it's nothing to fear or be ashamed of.

[CuriousGeorge]

Does blood come out when you rub one off?

[Tzacharu]

Cut off your penis. Then you won't get an erection.

Problem solved!

[popsaregood230]

skeet on the docs forehead

[Hammin'Em]

It's usually not a good sign when the right testicle is hanging lower than the left one.

Expect some bad news.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Didn't you just call me and attentionwhore? Then you post this? You're worse than Hitler, and I hope you die like a bitch, just like he did.

Just by calling someone else an attention-whore does not make one a hypocrite, saying that you are not an attention-whore then craving attention is.

How am I worse than Hitler? He did not die like a bitch, he died an honorable death, suicide, like your dad when he found out you were his real son. For many years your mom had lied about your conception.

[jordanleroux]

Just by calling someone else an attention-whore does not make one a hypocrite, saying that you are not an attention-whore then craving attention is.

How am I worse than Hitler? He did not die like a bitch, he died an honorable death, suicide, like your dad when he found out you were his real son. For many years your mom had lied about your conception.

Suicide is only honorable if intentional pain of the greatest magnitude is suffered.

[heroshade]

Just by calling someone else an attention-whore does not make one a hypocrite, saying that you are not an attention-whore then craving attention is.

How am I worse than Hitler? He did not die like a bitch, he died an honorable death, suicide, like your dad when he found out you were his real son. For many years your mom had lied about your conception.

He should have done something to make the end of the war fucking hilarious. Like run out of the bunker ass naked wielding a leaf blower.

And I took care of my dad myself.

[jordanleroux]

He should have done something to make the end of the war fucking hilarious. Like run out of the bunker ass naked wielding a leaf blower.



And his last words were, "I did it for the lulz!!"

[heroshade]

And his last words were, "I did it for the lulz!!"

Ha. The Ruskies would be 'wtf'ing for the next fifty years.

EDIT: I wonder if he has one of those mustaches down stairs as well?

[Barbarossa]

Well they say putting penises in your mouth and jerkin the gherkin causes cancer so uh...stop.

[Ample]

true story..
when i was younger, early into puberty, a similar thing happened to me when one of my testicles swelled to the size of a lemon. only one though, but nonetheless i was pretty psyched to have massive balls. I knew enough that since the other one wasn't nearly so big, i probably had a problem. got it checked out by the doctor, he said it was just some "fluid" (quotes, not to denote an euphemism, those were his actual words) that had built up around it, and just wait and it will go away, which it did. it happened again some years later, went to the doc again, same diagnosis and result. I'm fine, both of my boys are functioning properly, you might have cancer, but i don't think its that severe.

[GFH_Spike]

I would link to hydrocele testes, but that may be looked down upon by moderation. :(

The nutsack on that African is the size of a watermelon.

[emasame]

It's usually not a good sign when the right testicle is hanging lower than the left one.

Expect some bad news.

im pretty sure youre wrong actually
your balls can hang unbalanced like a chicks tits can. its perfectly normal for there to not be symmetry, but the swollenness and tenderness means you gotta get that checked out.

youre scared of being called gay by your doctor? pretty lulz. let him grope your man grapes and then gtfo, its not a big deal. you only need to worry when he starts making noises and strokes you but also rejoice, you got a good lawsuit on your hands.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

im pretty sure youre wrong actually
your balls can hang unbalanced like a chicks tits can. its perfectly normal for there to not be symmetry, but the swollenness and tenderness means you gotta get that checked out.

youre scared of being called gay by your doctor? pretty lulz. let him grope your man grapes and then gtfo, its not a big deal. you only need to worry when he starts making noises and strokes you but also rejoice, you got a good lawsuit on your hands.

Wishful thinking, it is not that I am afraid of getting groped, it is that I might like it too much.

[Harsher]

Your penis can't tell man hands from chicks. Dont worry about it.

[omnigol]

The solution is to get so stoned you can't get it up. That way you'll avoid making an uncomfortable situation really uncomfortable.

[Spart]

Since you are obviously a 13 year old attention whore, it's just puberty. You're balls are finally dropping, pity only one has so far.

Actually, I'm suprised no one had said this yet. Forumfall is such a let down at times.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

The solution is to get so stoned you can't get it up. That way you'll avoid making an uncomfortable situation really uncomfortable.

Getting stoned? Do you mean weed? It gets my pee-pee stand up easier, maybe some meth. But that would only get the doctor to freak out when I'm oogling him with amphetamine eyes.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Since you are obviously a 13 year old attention whore, it's just puberty. You're balls are finally dropping, pity only one has so far.

Actually, I'm suprised no one had said this yet. Forumfall is such a let down at times.

Your perception is rather out of place then. Must be awesome believing that the toilet is a drinking fountain and your dog is your lover.

[emasame]

Wishful thinking, it is not that I am afraid of getting groped, it is that I might like it too much.

afraid that you might look it too much, kind of the same idea.
who cares, these dudes see dicks all day long, all they see is dicks.
its not like by your little thing getting hard the doctors going to freak out and tell everyone in the universe about how small your dick is erect.

sheeit

[Spart]

Your perception is rather out of place then. Must be awesome believing that the toilet is a drinking fountain and your dog is your lover.

That was an interesting reply. At least my comment had to do with what you had said, and there was a direct link. Yours on the other hand, seems to be exactly what a 13 year old attention whore would say....

[minijag]

It's usually not a good sign when the right testicle is hanging lower than the left one.

Expect some bad news.

Wow, Darkfall staff is all about delivering bad news! GEEZE!

[Bonney Goatbeard]

One hour and thirty minutes until ball examination starts. I hope it's cancer just a little bit, then I know I am not delusional believing I am sick and I'll have one ball to show off, not getting an implant.

[heroshade]

One hour and thirty minutes until ball examination starts. I hope it's cancer just a little bit, then I know I am not delusional believing I am sick and I'll have one ball to show off, not getting an implant.

Then we can all call you Lance Armstrong!

[Bonney Goatbeard]

Bonney Ball-less.

[Shane]

Bonney Ball-less.

Sucks, you'll have to change your name and become a 2008er.

Edit: Unless you ask Brannoc. He might just do it for you.

[nathanpinard]

Wishful thinking, it is not that I am afraid of getting groped, it is that I might like it too much.

You won't. The fact he's checking you for something that will be bad news probably will prevent it.

I've had a physical from possibly the hottest doctor on earth and it didn't happen. It's just different in the office like that.

[losinglife]

the word fidling/fiddle is used way to much in this thread

[Moosetracks12]

Could be torsion
If it was cancer you wouldn't have pain like that. Testicular cancer is more subtle than that.

[Bonney Goatbeard]

I've washed and polished em now, shiny. Off to get em examinated!

[Hackapell]

Forumfall does not care about the state of your testicles.