I Have a Vagina

[Rathynas]

Who else?

[Ultimo]

There are plenty of people on here that ARE sobbing vaginas, if that counts.

[[LoD] EE]

Who else?

Like everyone else with a 08 join date. Please, end your lives for all to see via webcam.

[Loadafreak]

Can I name it for you and fill it with small rodents?

[alfaroverall]

maskedtears, verboten (though I think she might be an alt of Spike's), Lioness. LazyAmy as well but she's been gone for a long time. I can't think of any others off the top of my head.

[Galadrist]

Two. 1 for breakfast,1 for midnight snacks :D

alfaroverall, you know all this why? ^^

[Barbarossa]

Who else?

Good for you decepticon, keep believing that...

[maskedtears]

maskedtears, verboten (though I think she might be an alt of Spike's), Lioness. LazyAmy as well but she's been gone for a long time. I can't think of any others off the top of my head.

Pookums.

[alfaroverall]

Pookums.
Ah cripes, I forgot about pookums. Oh, that reminds me of Brilliant; I've heard both of them over SOTA vent, which is my verification of their either having vaginas or being on extremely powerful estrogen therapy.

[Xtra-Medium]

Who else?

pics or bs
:ninja:

[Kekshorts]

kiwiandmango? didn't she get kidnapped after she posted her pick on here?

[ejnomad07]

Kiwiandmango?


OP is a Decepticon.

kiwiandmango? didn't she get kidnapped after she posted her pick on here?

Beat me to that one...:(

[alfaroverall]

kiwiandmango? didn't she get kidnapped after she posted her pick on here?
I forgot about her too...where the hell did she go?

[Ultimo]

Actually my current clan base is about 10% female...however all but one of those are girls that I know irl that I am forcing to play, so not sure if that counts. We also have a lot of lithuanians and brazilians. We support diversity!

[Kekshorts]

I forgot about her too...where the hell did she go?
no idea, all I remember is a thread much like this in which many people called her a man and then I can't remember the last time I saw her post.

[ejnomad07]

pics or bs
:ninja:

What do you mean exactly by this....:sly:

[Layedballer]

Two. 1 for breakfast,1 for midnight snacks :D

alfaroverall, you know all this why? ^^

How else do you stalk?

[maskedtears]

Ah cripes, I forgot about pookums. Oh, that reminds me of Brilliant; I've heard both of them over SOTA vent, which is my verification of their either having vaginas or being on extremely powerful estrogen therapy.

Pookums sounds like such a doll. <3

But yeah there are a suprising amount. :( Though most girls would not make a thread called I Have a Vagina. And ask around for others...so I'm kinda skeptical about the OP.

[Kekshorts]

Actually my current clan base is about 10% female...however all but one of those are girls that I know irl that I am forcing to play, so not sure if that counts. We also have a lot of lithuanians and brazilians. We support diversity!
i've never heard of a lithuanian doing anything ever, did you set traps?

[Rathynas]

Pookums sounds like such a doll. <3

But yeah there are a suprising amount. :( Though most girls would not make a thread called I Have a Vagina. And ask around for others...so I'm kinda skeptical about the OP.
I'm a sociopathic bisexual dominatrix biatch. Nothing is out of the question for me.

...Lul...

[Hammin'Em]

The number of One Accord members in this thread is...intriguing ^^

[maskedtears]

I'm a sociopathic bisexual dominatrix biatch. Nothing is out of the question for me.

...Lul...

Yeah your a gay man, hands down. And you live in Ohio, probably a smoker and under 25. Fucking step away from the computer now.

The number of One Accord members in this thread is...intriguing ^^

the amount of guys looking in a vagina thread is more worrisome to me.
Guys have their fucking penis threads how come we can't have our vagina threads. SEXISM!!!!!!!! :) Though I think you are in the clear though. But I have my eyes on you Bluebie.

[Ultimo]

i've never heard of a lithuanian doing anything ever, did you set traps?

Actually I met them back in my days as one of the most prominent strategy text gamers. Look up xLTx (.org). They are an underground LT group of gamers that I coerced into playing DF under VOE colors. The brazilians are all from my age of empires days.

[Xtra-Medium]

The number of One Accord members in this thread is...intriguing ^^
the devs don't let our clan taste the beta cakez >:(

[Lioness]

The number of One Accord members in this thread is...intriguing ^^

Yes we are a rather intriguing group. We are very sexy.

[Rathynas]

Yeah your a gay man, hands down. And you live in Ohio, probably a smoker and under 25. Fucking step away from the computer now.

No, Texas. Ohio is for suxx0rz. I'm usually allergic to smoking. And I'm in high school. Srsly.

[Loadafreak]

I'm a sociopathic bisexual dominatrix biatch.

Do you prefer chains or leather straps to bind your partners with?
I think chains because if they struggle enough, their skin can wear down and bleed, and then you can lick their blood off them and swap it with them inbetween french kisses.

[Layedballer]

Yes we are a rather intriguing group. We are very sexy.

Especally my sig, just look at it...mmm
No, Texas. Ohio is for suxx0rz. I'm usually allergic to smoking. And I'm in high school. Srsly.


Usually? So are you only not allergic on mondays and wednesdays?

[Xtra-Medium]

I forgot about her too...where the hell did she go?
she is tasting TEH BETA CAKEZ!

[Rathynas]

Do you prefer chains or leather straps to bind your partners with?
I think chains because if they struggle enough, their skin can wear down and bleed, and then you can lick their blood off them and swap it with them inbetween french kisses.
Electric barbed wire.

[Hammin'Em]

Yes we are a rather intriguing group. We are very sexy.

And apparently, vagitarians too.

[Kekshorts]

Usually? So are you only not allergic on mondays and wednesdays?
my friend is allergic to a few specific brands, some different shit in some of the more pricey ones might do it.

[Kekshorts]

she is licking the icing off Brannoc's beta cake
fixt.

[maskedtears]

No, Texas. Ohio is for suxx0rz. I'm usually allergic to smoking. And I'm in high school. Srsly.

...Texas is iffy. Smoking I doubt it. High school I believe. And you didn't deny being a gay man. Thanks for clearing that up for me. :) Atleast you're not an outright liar.

[Layedballer]

my friend is allergic to a few specific brands, some different shit in some of the more pricey ones might do it.

Ahh ok, I just never heard "usually allergic to..."

[omnigol]

If you're a girl does it still hurt to pass a kidney stone?

[maskedtears]

If you're a girl does it still hurt to pass a kidney stone?

yes.

[Layedballer]

yes.

Does it hurt when you cut yoursef?

[Cheezo]

I have a vagina. It's not mine, though. It's in my garage. In a box.


(Implying you're a psychopathic murderer is the cool thing to do on the internet, guys. Laughs all around.)

[maskedtears]

I have a vagina. It's not mine, though. It's in my garage. In a box.


(Implying you're a psychopathic murderer is the cool thing to do on the internet, guys. Laughs all around.)

So that's where it went...

[Lioness]

Does it hurt when you cut yoursef?

No. Go try it! :)


On another note: The bluntness of this thread title cracks me up for some reason...

[alfaroverall]

Do you prefer chains or leather straps to bind your partners with?
I think chains because if they struggle enough, their skin can wear down and bleed, and then you can lick their blood off them and swap it with them inbetween french kisses.
Holy crap...I apparently have serious problems, because that's absurdly arousing.

[ejnomad07]

the devs don't let our clan taste the beta cakez >:(

I am afraid this is could be my fault. Brannoc wants me heading the fan club not busy getting fat on cake. :(

[maskedtears]

Holy crap...I apparently have serious problems, because that's absurdly arousing.

coulda told you that.

[omnigol]

yes.

How many kidney stones have you passed?

[maskedtears]

How many kidney stones have you passed?

none but I was curious too so I asked my friends mom. :)

[omnigol]

none but I was curious too so I asked my friends mom. :)

Did your friend's mom pass the kidney stone after she passed your friend, and if so, what is the size of a kidney stone relative to that of your friend?

[Methos43]

jessicapink_22 lol.

[Kraven]

so you're fat?

[maskedtears]

Did your friend's mom pass the kidney stone after she passed your friend, and if so, what is the size of a kidney stone relative to that of your friend?

after but it still hurts since you don't have a baby out of the pee pee tube babe.

[GFH_Spike]

maskedtears, verboten (though I think she might be an alt of Spike's), Lioness. LazyAmy as well but she's been gone for a long time. I can't think of any others off the top of my head.

She is most certainly not an alternate account of mine. I wouldn't have engaged in such elaborate cyber teasings with myself, even though the community reactions were quite entertaining, to say the least. Hence the reason for our public display of mutual affection.

[Temet nosce]

:lmao:

I love Forumfall, and now I kinda wish I hadn't crashed so early. I missed several great threads, and here I thought after Sargon's rampage it'd be dead the rest of the day.

[Carl Ragadamn]

:lmao:

I love Forumfall, and now I kinda wish I hadn't crashed so early. I missed several great threads, and here I thought after Sargon's rampage it'd be dead the rest of the day.

Nah if anything it fanned the flames.

[maskedtears]

:lmao:

I love Forumfall, and now I kinda wish I hadn't crashed so early. I missed several great threads, and here I thought after Sargon's rampage it'd be dead the rest of the day.

I missed the rampage so...I don't know any better.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I missed the rampage so...I don't know any better.

Ah it was truely a fun thing to see.

http://e.imagehost.org/0973/Untitled-1_9.jpg

This is what it looked like.

[heroshade]

I have a vagina too, but she refuses to put out forcing me to continue dry humping my pillow.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I have a vagina too, but she refuses to put out forcing me to continue dry humping my pillow.

Welcome to dealing with women 101...

[Layedballer]

Welcome to dealing with women 101...
In this course we introduce the wonderful effects of chloroform

[maskedtears]

Ah it was truely a fun thing to see.

http://e.imagehost.org/0973/Untitled-1_9.jpg

This is what it looked like.

I have a new respect for him. He is getting a love mail.

[Temet nosce]

Nah if anything it fanned the flames.

Yeah, I mean damn. I was gone seven hours, and when I got back there were over four pages of threads I hadn't checked.

Ah it was truely a fun thing to see.

http://e.imagehost.org/0973/Untitled-1_9.jpg

This is what it looked like.

I thought this was odd earlier, and it still seems strange. Why does that pic show the "epic pvp fight" thread as closed, as far as I know it's still unlocked, and I know for a fact it was unlocked for at least a while after Sargon's rage.

In this course we introduce the wonderful effects of chloroform

More advanced courses deal with Rohypnol and GHB. In addition we'll have a lab later today on maximizing sexual pleasure in regards to comatose vict... I mean partners.

[heroshade]

In this course we introduce the wonderful effects of chloroform

Meh. Girls are funner when they're awake IMO.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I thought this was odd earlier, and it still seems strange. Why does that pic show the "epic pvp fight" thread as closed, as far as I know it's still unlocked, and I know for a fact it was unlocked for at least a while after Sargon's rage.


Maas and Biggs did a bit of unlocking and tidying up...Mostly because either Sprite or Brannoc had been summoned to do a bit o' IP banhammering and you always clean up for the boss.

[Temet nosce]

Maas and Biggs did a bit of unlocking and tidying up...Mostly because either Sprite or Brannoc had been summoned to do a bit o' IP banhammering and you always clean up for the boss.

Pity, they should've posted. I remember Biggs editing that closed thread to post, but I didn't realize Maas was there at all.

[heroshade]

Pity, they should've posted. I remember Biggs editing that closed thread to post, but I didn't realize Maas was there at all.

When did this happen? I hear Hackapell went 'totally batshit insane', someone explain this.

[Temet nosce]

When did this happen? I hear Hackapell went 'totally batshit insane', someone explain this.

Heh, actually it was someone a bit strange. It was Sargon, see the pic that Carl linked a few posts up.

[Rathynas]

On another note: The bluntness of this thread title cracks me up for some reason...

I'm known for being the master of bluntness.

Anyway, I chose this title to rat out the decepticons, as it would be easier for them to say, "I'm a woman too!" than to say, "Why yes, I also has a vagina!!!1"

[Galadrist]

I'm known for being the master of bluntness.


Master? not mistress?

Busted. :D

[maskedtears]

Master? not mistress?

Busted. :D

3 times now?

[Nasty]

I have vaginas too, but they are not attached to my body.

[Rathynas]

I'm known for being the master of bluntness.

Anyway, I chose this title to rat out the decepticons, as it would be easier for them to say, "I'm a woman too!" than to say, "Why yes, I also has a vagina!!!1"

Master? not mistress?

Busted. :D

Mistress would imply that someone else was the master and I am merely his partner. Women with power take on the male title. Dumb dumb.

[Galadrist]

Mistress would imply that someone else was the master and I am merely his partner. Women with power take on the male title. Dumb dumb.

Seriously? ^^

Mistress, the feminine counterpart of master, may mean:

* Mistress (form of address) – an old-fashioned term for the lady of the house, especially one who is head of the household
* A dominatrix in BDSM
* The woman who owns a slave, or employs a servant (comparable to master and servant)

[Rathynas]

Seriously? ^^

None of those have power...

[omnigol]

You have a vagina. You're just blunt and think of yourself in masculine terms so as to avoid the subversion of women in society from affecting your self-image.

[Rathynas]

You have a vagina. You're just blunt and think of yourself in masculine terms so as to avoid the subversion of women in society from affecting your self-image.

Exactly.

Dammit, I hate quoting...

[Hackapell]

Congratulations.