AOL User 927.. oh my god..

[Jackhowitzer]

http://consumerist.com/consumer/privacy/aol-user-927-illuminated-192502.php

Might be a bit old.. but still LOL. I've set Surly up with his date already. ;)

[Dazarthas]

That went from uninteresting to horribly wrong in five seconds.

[xxpigxx]

wha wha what?

[stalwart]

lol. shit is funny. that's pretty fucked up.

[Shane]

lol. shit is funny. that's pretty fucked up.

What is not funny is that they're releasing this information.

[Nevron]

What is not funny is that they're releasing this information.

You afraid your queries for "holocaust rape" and "Japanese child slave" will be revealed?

[Foxodi]

This guy has taste.

[Weeking]

Should have been sued into bankruptcy considering people use searches that could easily be used to identify them: by searching for themselves f ex.

[losinglife]

i dont get it

[Spart]

i dont get it

That's because his searches aren't any different to yours, are they?

[Ozzy Wrong]

What I'd do for a man like that.

[Leonon]

927 j. edgar hoover 2006-03-29 23:21:29
927 j. edgar hoover's sex life 2006-03-29 23:47:10

[Temet nosce]

Heh, the real typical internet illiterate user, revealed.

[-Jotun]

Imagine if they kept logs of AOL chatroom discussions.... now that would be some nuts right there.

and speaking of aol... I thought everyone got rid of that shit when cable and dsl came out?

aol has always been garbage, i'm suprised to see people actually used it post-2000

[Leonon]

aol has always been garbage, i'm suprised to see people actually used it post-2000Never underestimate a lowest common denominator targeted consumer base combined with a rigorous marketing campaign.

[Temet nosce]

Never underestimate a lowest common denominator targeted consumer base combined with a rigorous marketing campaign.

Yeah, I've gotta admit those free frisbees they kept sending me were nice.

[Vessol]

927 abe lincoln's poetry suicide 2006-04-07 23:37:20 5
927 was abe lincoln gay 2006-04-07 23:45:53 3


WTH

927 marthastewart.com 2006-05-12 12:51:04 1
927 baby names 2006-05-12 13:28:13 3
927 child hentai games 2006-05-12 14:10:39 6

[Lethn]

Queries include: beauty and the beast disney porn, holocaust rape, japanese child slave, molestation and rape porn, virtual children, 3d molestation and rape porn, topped off with a little, "oh i like that baby. i put on my robe and wizards hat."

Oh that's just fucking wrong! lol!

[Vessol]

Oh that's just fucking wrong! lol!

No way.

[Corwen]

Is it wierd that some of my googling seems to be similar?

[Lethn]

Is it wierd that some of my googling seems to be similar?

User 927 identified! *loads shotgun* Engaging! *chases*

[Tomaj]

ahh bloodninja first time i read that stuff i laughed my ass off. its still just as funny. lol

[Morthor]

927 electric sex torture 2006-04-18 19:52:31
927 cut into your trachea 2006-04-18 21:06:02
927 harry potter nimbus 2000 broom 2006-05-04 23:13:40

..what the FUCK? This guy needs locking up. But I agree with whoever it was who said AOL shouldnt make this stuff public.

[Dyrrn]

Never underestimate a lowest common denominator targeted consumer base combined with a rigorous marketing campaign.

worked for Blizzard. :sly:

[chimp]

I would feign shock and horror, but frankly theres nothing there I havent googled for myself tbh.

big deal.

[Jarkovii]

I would feign shock and horror, but frankly theres nothing there I havent googled for myself tbh.

big deal.

So it was a chimp!

[Fruitbasket]

holocaust rape.

Holocaust rape porn. What the fuck will they think of next.

[Dyrrn]

holocaust rape.

Holocaust rape porn. What the fuck will they think of next.

go jump on google and find out. :idea:

[The Cougar]

I'm almost positive this guy is a Forumfaller.


Internet privacy is non-existent.

[Temet nosce]

holocaust rape.

Holocaust rape porn. What the fuck will they think of next.

Meh, it's rarely quoted on Forumfall due to the trash pit it originates in, but...

"If it exists, anywhere, including inside your head, there is porn of it."

Or something along those lines.

[chimp]

Meh, it's rarely quoted on Forumfall due to the trash pit it originates in, but...

"If it exists, anywhere, including inside your head, there is porn of it."

Or something along those lines.

You are referring to internet rule 34, if it exists, there is porn of it?

[Ludo]

What a creative spirit *clop* *clap*

[Temet nosce]

You are referring to internet rule 34, if it exists, there is porn of it?

Quite. Just don't talk about it much since it's from 4chan.

[Lejar]

Meh, it's rarely quoted on Forumfall due to the trash pit it originates in, but...

"If it exists, anywhere, including inside your head, there is porn of it."

Or something along those lines.

Must resis...... ah! Rule 34! And while I'm at it I might as well throw in 28. Oh and for the holocaust porn... 39.

I'm done.

[LordTenacious]

Oh man, this shit is old school.

If I remember correctly, AOL didn't purposely release this. I forget the exact story behind it.

[losinglife]

That's because his searches aren't any different to yours, are they?

hello there captain obvious!!!

[Spart]

hello there captain obvious!!!

Hello. I'm happy to have been promoted.

[losinglife]

Hello. I'm happy to have been promoted.

It was time my friend.... it was time.......














FOR ME TO POOP ON YOU!

[chimp]

Quite. Just don't talk about it much since it's from 4chan.

Heh, no it isnt. It gets referenced on 4chan a lot because 4chan is a pit of depravity, and rule 34 is usually fairly depraved.

But it didnt originate from 4chan, its been around even before the dotcom bubble.

Like goatse.

[Tharkon Fargor]

Privacy has become nothing more than history it seems.

[Ziegler]

How can you expect privacy with MAC addresses and regulated access to a medium?

I mean come on, there are cops getting cuaght right and left accessing the national database illegally. You think that corporations and governments both together arent going to track everysingle thing they can in a non-protected enviroment?

[Tharkon Fargor]

How can you expect privacy with MAC addresses and regulated access to a medium?

I mean come on, there are cops getting cuaght right and left accessing the national database illegally. You think that corporations and governments both together arent going to track everysingle thing they can in a non-protected enviroment?

That's why I don't like government as it is and the corporate model.

;) If you get the chance fight :) but do so united.

[chimp]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Fix'd.

Big brother is more than welcome to search my viewing history, as long as they dont watch me whilst I fap.

[Tharkon Fargor]

Chimp fuck you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_t13-0Joyc

[Ziegler]

Fix'd.

Big brother is more than welcome to search my viewing history, as long as they dont watch me whilst I fap.

That wasnt a fight the power rant....it was more along the lines of...


The internet is a fucking public street. A busy one at that, realize you have no right to privacy in the public domain and act accordingly.

(which is why I steal my internet from my neighbors when searching for pr0n :ninja: )

[FraBaktos]

Okay, here we go, searching for slowdancing steps... yep... very nice... Alright, now onto the Hentai child rape...

[FermentedLies]

This is an epic thread. Epic threads are rare.

[Jackhowitzer]

From Hentai rape, to COCKATIEL COTTAGE!!

http://www.cockatielcottage.net


lmfao

I wonder what he does with his birds..

[FermentedLies]

From Hentai rape, to COCKATIEL COTTAGE!!

http://www.cockatielcottage.net


lmfao

I wonder what he does with his birds..

I thought it said "Free Hentai rape, go to". I was going to tell you to edit before you drove that man or woman's website bandwidth to hell, but then I reread the post.

[Jackhowitzer]

I thought it said "Free Hentai rape, go to". I was going to tell you to edit before you drove that man or woman's website bandwidth to hell, but then I reread the post.

If I had free hentai rape, do you think I'd be on the forums at the moment. :p :ninja: :lmao:

[takenyouth]

That went from uninteresting to horribly wrong in five seconds.

what he said

[Sin]

Eh, no surprise that they are releasing this information, purposeful or not.

I accepted the fact that I would be going to jail for all my conspiracy searches on google and more.

Big sister doesn't like conspiracies.

[Slaker]

Nice Internet history, I bet mine is much better.

[Wickfield]

holocaust rape.

Holocaust rape porn. What the fuck will they think of next.

seriously... wtf would that look like?

what is that?

[Natdaprat]

That's some fucked up shit right there.

[joeapro]

seriously... wtf would that look like?

what is that?

it would look like a guy in a nazi uniform fucking an Olsen twin

[maskedtears]

it would look like a guy in a nazi uniform fucking an Olsen twin

I feel bad because I laughed.

[Crying Hyena]

Aol didn't release this. There was a huge data breach and people jumped on the files and made them public. This was funny though and there were some other ones that were good as well.

[Nexus]

My favourite bits were the spelling mistakes;


927 emo pron 2006-03-11 21:21:02
927 emo porn 2006-03-11 21:21:14

[-Havoc-]

927 electric sex torture 2006-04-18 19:52:31
927 cut into your trachea 2006-04-18 21:06:02
927 harry potter nimbus 2000 broom 2006-05-04 23:13:40

..what the FUCK? This guy needs locking up. But I agree with whoever it was who said AOL shouldnt make this stuff public.

That made me lol irl.

But this seems too random to be done by one person.

[Wickfield]

That made me lol irl.

The sad part is that the actual explanation for this probably goes something like this.

There's a family. While some members of the family query the internet for things like flower growing instructions, garden care, and bird watching (mom)... and the children want a harry potter broom for some reason... the dad and or teenage son is into some really fucked up shit.


Unless that person is the mom.

In which case epic lulz may be had by all.

[I Eat Children]

The sad part is that the actual explanation for this probably goes something like this.

There's a family. While some members of the family query the internet for things like flower growing instructions, garden care, and bird watching (mom)... and the children want a harry potter broom for some reason... the dad and or teenage son is into some really fucked up shit.


Unless that person is the mom.

In which case epic lulz may be had by all.


You just made my day.

[DoveAlexa]

Gotta love the whole page of "pee sex" searches. Wow...

[joeapro]

That made me lol irl.

But this seems too random to be done by one person.

believe it man.. it's 100% real. I remember this when it came out. AOL was doing some new feature or something (i forget what), and somehow they blundered and released this to the public. I think they did it on purpose but retracted it later. it was probably to be used by marketing companies is my guess.

[-Havoc-]

The sad part is that the actual explanation for this probably goes something like this.

There's a family. While some members of the family query the internet for things like flower growing instructions, garden care, and bird watching (mom)... and the children want a harry potter broom for some reason... the dad and or teenage son is into some really fucked up shit.


Unless that person is the mom.

In which case epic lulz may be had by all.

Sounds about right.

[tallefred]

The funniest thing about this is that the guy who's history it is is out laughing at it with everyone else. I doubt I'd be able to recognize my search history.

[Jackhowitzer]

I'd laugh so hard if we found Darkfall forums as one of his searches :P.

[Natdaprat]

I'd laugh so hard if we found Darkfall forums as one of his searches :P.

Would that be categorised in the "forced rape" messed up shit or the nice and happy flower section?

[Duffren]

The name AOL User 927 makes him sound like some Sci-Fi monster of the week. He would hide in the shadows leaving little bits of holocaust rape porn and pics of rough gay sex laying around in places you wouldn't expect. Someone would open up a cupboard and get an eyeful of intersexed genitals. Someone else would open their locked bedroom door and find child incest hentai all over, or walk into the shower and find pee fetish pictures everywhere. It would be terrifying.

[FermentedLies]

The name AOL User 927 makes him sound like some Sci-Fi monster of the week. He would hide in the shadows leaving little bits of holocaust rape porn and pics of rough gay sex laying around in places you wouldn't expect. Someone would open up a cupboard and get an eyeful of intersexed genitals. Someone else would open their locked bedroom door and find child incest hentai all over, or walk into the shower and find pee fetish pictures everywhere. It would be terrifying.

Best. Story. Ever!

[Jackhowitzer]

The name AOL User 927 makes him sound like some Sci-Fi monster of the week. He would hide in the shadows leaving little bits of holocaust rape porn and pics of rough gay sex laying around in places you wouldn't expect. Someone would open up a cupboard and get an eyeful of intersexed genitals. Someone else would open their locked bedroom door and find child incest hentai all over, or walk into the shower and find pee fetish pictures everywhere. It would be terrifying.


If only you could write shows for HBO! T_T

[Barbarossa]

I'd laugh so hard if we found Darkfall forums as one of his searches :P.

Not so funny for you though if we found out that you were actually AOL User 927, now would it?

[Jackhowitzer]

Here's one of user 927's favorite videos. :P One of mine too XD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEgSoYFm-t4

[Crying Hyena]

I wonder what the results would be if we compared 927's searches to those of known pedophiles and rapists?

[Jackhowitzer]

I wonder what the results would be if we compared 927's searches to those of known pedophiles and rapists?

Well, good luck with that lmfao.

[TubeSock]

Damn, I don't think I can top that guy.

[DeathByCactus]

I can't, that dude is into some twisted shit. I don't know which is worse though, the shit that guy is into or AOL.