I got three hate PM's today...

[Barbarossa]

I won't name names and give them any glory though.

Games not even released and I'm already getting "hate /tells".

Priceless, just fucking priceless...

BTW, the three of you who sent me these, I found them so amusing I'm going print them up on the finest paper I can find so I can wipe my ass with them.

Hopefully it's after explosive diarrhea...:lmao:

[Hyster]

I won't name names and give them any glory though.

Games not even released and I'm already getting "hate /tells".

Priceless, just fucking priceless...

BTW, the three of you who sent me these, I found them so amusing I'm going print them up on the finest paper I can find so I can wipe my ass with them.

Hopefully it's after explosive diarrhea...:lmao:

lol SS PLZ and on the topic of hate PM's i got a few from "Adolf Hilter"

[IthroZada]

In all seriousness, not sarcasm, people actually hate you?


Oh, and btw, be on the look for a Decepticon

[heroshade]

What, no copy paste?

[DocGonzo]

lmao...

you just scored 15 Forumfall points!

gratz Barb...

[maskedtears]

Did I send one in my sleep? :(

[Fluffington]

I wasn't aware that anyone cared. Remind me to make a post next time I get a pm.

[Skree]

I won't name names and give them any glory though.

Games not even released and I'm already getting "hate /tells".

Priceless, just fucking priceless...

BTW, the three of you who sent me these, I found them so amusing I'm going print them up on the finest paper I can find so I can wipe my ass with them.

Hopefully it's after explosive diarrhea...:lmao:Just 3 ?

Amateur !

Skree

[Apex Vertigo]

I'm jealous... I never get hate pm's :(.

[Barbarossa]

Did I send one in my sleep? :(

You're in the clear MT.

[holychicken]

Yeah, well I got ten hate PMs today and I am going to print them on the finest diamond so I can wipe my ass with that. . .and I hope it is BLOODY diarrhea. . .and if it isn't, I am sure the diamonds will MAKE it bloody.

I win, beotch.

[Barbarossa]

Just 3 ?

Amateur !

Skree

I bet yours are always like this:


Screw you blah blah blah
Asshole...blah blah

and signed, Skree

:D

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, well I got ten hate PMs today and I am going to print them on the finest diamond so I can wipe my ass with that. . .and I hope it is BLOODY diarrhea. . .and if it isn't, I am sure the diamonds will MAKE it bloody.

I win, beotch.

holychicken

king of masochistic ass-wiping

[Ankh]

I bet yours are always like this:


Screw you blah blah blah
Asshole...blah blah

and signed, Skree

:D

What makes you think that?

Skree

[Skree]

I bet yours are always like this:


Screw you blah blah blah
Asshole...blah blah

and signed, Skree

:DClose :rolleyes:

Skree

[ejnomad07]

I won't name names and give them any glory though.

Games not even released and I'm already getting "hate /tells".

Priceless, just fucking priceless...

BTW, the three of you who sent me these, I found them so amusing I'm going print them up on the finest paper I can find so I can wipe my ass with them.

Hopefully it's after explosive diarrhea...:lmao:

It's always good when you effected another forumfaller to the point he cares this strongly about you now. :D

[heroshade]

Would you like me to add your hate mail count?

[Barbarossa]

I just got a 4th one from someone I don't even fuck with.


Interesting...

[Ultimo]

I just got a 4th one from someone I don't even fuck with.


Interesting...

Post them and blur the names. My interest is piqued.

[Lioness]

You getting hate mail, Barbara?

Why, I couldn't even imagine...

[Barbarossa]

You getting hate mail, Barbara?

Why, I couldn't even imagine...


You don't count, yours was from several days ago...:sly:

[Lioness]

You don't count, yours was from several days ago...:sly:

Denying to PM you pics of myself is hardly hate mail...

Although I suppose there were a few vulgar words in there.

[ejnomad07]

Would you like me to add your hate mail count?

Can you send me one? I am getting scant few of late. :(

[Barbarossa]

Post them and blur the names. My interest is piqued.

They don't really say anything other than I hate you and something about testicles...

[Ultimo]

I don't get hate mail, and I make some pretty ridiculous claims about people. I am sort of jealous.

[heroshade]

Ultimo likes men in his bunghole....

Hate mail incoming?

[Ultimo]

Ultimo likes men in his bunghole....

Hate mail incoming?

I don't think that will get you hate mail ;).

[ejnomad07]

Denying to PM you pics of myself is hardly hate mail...

Although I suppose there were a few vulgar words in there.

Good for you.

If word got out what you looked like....I fear I could not handle all the guild applications. ;)

[Barbarossa]

Denying to PM you pics of myself is hardly hate mail...

Although I suppose there were a few vulgar words in there.

No.

I'll quote one line from it:

I don't like you, at all, Barbara.

Not exactly hate but it did hurt my widdle feelweens...:(



Not really...

[Lioness]

No.

I'll quote one line from it:



Not exactly hate but it did hurt my widdle feelweens...:(



Not really...


Well the fact that you actually thought I would send you pictures of myself after all the useless shit you've said to me implied you thought I was indifferent towards you or that I liked you...

I found it necessary to say. :)

[maskedtears]

Well the fact that you actually thought I would send you pictures of myself after all the useless shit you've said to me implied you thought I was indifferent towards you or that I liked you...

I found it necessary to say. :)


Why not? He's so adorable though, like a huge teddy bear. :) You really need to learn how to play nicer with the boys.

[heroshade]

Why not? He's so adorable though, like a huge teddy bear. :) You really need to learn how to play nicer with the boys.

Two girls, one thread.

OH FUCK!

[Lioness]

Why not? He's so adorable though, like a huge teddy bear. :) You really need to learn how to play nicer with the boys.

No thank you! Forumfall boys are icky.

Teddy bears (http://images.elfwood.com/art/j/o/johnshadow/killerteddy2.jpg) are evil anyways.

[ejnomad07]

Why not? He's so adorable though, like a huge teddy bear. :) You really need to learn how to play nicer with the boys.

See and I was under the impression it was you who did not play nice with the boys. ;)

[heroshade]

No thank you! Forumfall boys are icky.

Teddy bears (http://images.elfwood.com/art/j/o/johnshadow/killerteddy2.jpg) are evil anyways.
This thread is about Barb, leave me out of this.
And make me a sandwich.

[maskedtears]

See and I was under the impression it was you who did not play nice with the boys. ;)

:) ... why would you think that dear? ... :)

This thread is about Barb, leave me out of this.
And make me a sandwich.

Yes make the man a sandwhich! It would be sad if we had more rights online than offline. And true true this is about the B-ster, I was thinking he's had that sig as long as I can remember....what was it before?

[Galadrist]

Too bad Paris Hilton got banned already :D

[Ultimo]

No thank you! Forumfall boys are icky.

Teddy bears (http://images.elfwood.com/art/j/o/johnshadow/killerteddy2.jpg) are evil anyways.

Forumfallers icky? I take offense to that. I prefer to be called a more masculine, intelligent insult, like sordid.

[ejnomad07]

:) ... why would you think that dear? ... :)

There you go again trying to seduce me. You are not getting my loot. :mad:










Though your sister on the other hand...

[heroshade]

:) ... why would you think that dear? ... :)



Yes make the man a sandwhich! It would be sad if we had more rights online than offline. And true true this is about the B-ster, I was thinking he's had that sig as long as I can remember....what was it before?

You should join One Accord. More people to clean the kitchens while we do the hard work! :D

Sexual stereotyping asside, I am not a sexist.

[Ultimo]

You should join One Accord. More people to clean the kitchens while we do the hard work! :D

Sexual stereotyping asside, I am not a sexist.

Psh you are trying to pick up women with a clan that isn't registered on the DF boards? Good luck there buddy. Nerds.

[maskedtears]

Psh you are trying to pick up women with a clan that isn't registered on the DF boards? Good luck there buddy. Nerds.

Sharp as ever. :)

[Barbarossa]

Well the fact that you actually thought I would send you pictures of myself after all the useless shit you've said to me implied you thought I was indifferent towards you or that I liked you...

I found it necessary to say. :)

Honestly, I don't care if you like me or not.

But nothing I said was useless.

It helped to draw a slew of decepticons out, we know who they are now.

[Layedballer]

I died a little reading this thread...I never ge hate mail and I always tell people to fuck off and die in various gruesome manners... What was it aout barb?

[Ultimo]

Sharp as ever. :)

Sharp as in abrasive, smart, a sarcastic joke implying I am stupid, or cheddar? Whichever way, you are right.

[maskedtears]

Someone needs to start a trend of sending love mail. If someone does I want one!

Sharp as in abrasive, smart, a sarcastic joke implying I am stupid, or cheddar? Whichever way, you are right.

all of the above though I don't think you're literally stupid.

[Barbarossa]

I died a little reading this thread...I never ge hate mail and I always tell people to fuck off and die in various gruesome manners... What was it aout barb?

Well, two were from some doosher who is a notorious troll.

Another was from a n00b that I ratted on for having numerous alts.

The fourth, I haven't got any idea why other than he wanted to give me fourth one I guess.

[Barbarossa]

Someone needs to start a trend of sending love mail. If someone does I want one!


I would, but I wouldn't want to come the whole way to Mexifornia to find out that you have 3 legs...

j/k :D

[Lioness]

Someone needs to start a trend of sending love mail. If someone does I want one!



all of the above though I don't think you're literally stupid.

Ooooh that sounds fun! I might actually do that, haha.

Honestly, I don't care if you like me or not.

But nothing I said was useless.

It helped to draw a slew of decepticons out, we know who they are now.

Lies, you cried yourself to sleep the night you got that PM.

And please, if you're going to be an ass hole at least own up to it. This is ForumFall, everyone expects you to be an ass hole. Don't go around making up excuses of why you can't respond without thinking.

[heroshade]

I would, but I wouldn't want to come the whole way to Mexifornia to find out that you have 3 legs...

j/k :D



Hmmmm.... Armpit of the USA..... Which part of Arizona do you live in?

[Layedballer]

Someone needs to start a trend of sending love mail. If someone does I want one!


Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I want to see
how far I can put this rake in you
<3 happy?
Just got my first hate mail, I can die happy(after playing DFO)

[Bonney Goatbeard]

I don't like that postwhoring enjomad07 guy. So here is my hate mail.

Hello there Mr ejnomad07.
Why don't you get a fucking life rather than spend it on Forumfall? You have Thousands of meaningless posts, most of them are conversations between you and just some other person (which is better directed towards IRC, MSN, AIM or just PM's).

It's fucking stupid, why are you so fucking stupid? I got symptoms of testicular cancer and I am too stupid to go get my ball checked out but that is not even close to your stupidity, it aggravates me alot. I'm going to get my ball checked out today and if it turns out that it is cancer instead of just some random swelling I will find you and beat the living shit out of you.

I will cum in your throat and slap you silly with my 5 inch penis. After I'm done with that I'll cut your fingers, your tunge and stab both your lunges and fuck you in the ass with a dead hampster (p? yes!) until you die.

[ejnomad07]

Hmmmm.... Armpit of the USA..... Which part of Arizona do you live in?

He lives in Ohio. Why he insinuates we are Pittsburgh. I have no idea.

I don't like that postwhoring enjomad07 guy. So here is my hate mail.

Hello there Mr ejnomad07.
Why don't you get a fucking life rather than spend it on Forumfall? You have Thousands of meaningless posts, most of them are conversations between you and just some other person (which is better directed towards IRC, MSN, AIM or just PM's).

It's fucking stupid, why are you so fucking stupid? I got symptoms of testicular cancer and I am too stupid to go get my ball checked out but that is not even close to your stupidity, it aggravates me alot. I'm going to get my ball checked out today and if it turns out that it is cancer instead of just some random swelling I will find you and beat the living shit out of you.

I will cum in your throat and slap you silly with my 5 inch penis. After I'm done with that I'll cut your fingers, your tunge and stab both your lunges and fuck you in the ass with a dead hampster (p? yes!) until you die.

Send this as a PM so I can read it along with the rest.

[heroshade]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I only bought you this to get some easy sex
and maybe get closer to your hot sister

P.S. Wanna try anal?



Ahhhh cyanide and happiness.

[Barbarossa]

Oh yeah, this is all of course after I hate the mispleasure of seeing a nasty gay buttsex pic in some banned n00bs sig today.

And when I say gay buttsex I mean hard core gay buttsex...I'm ruined for life I think.

This was in the sig of the n00b I ratted on...it set back my acceptance of gay dudes by at least 20 years.

[maskedtears]

I would, but I wouldn't want to come the whole way to Mexifornia to find out that you have 3 legs...

j/k :D

You don't have to come all the way here for that, I just want a pm, not stds. :(

Ooooh that sounds fun! I might actually do that, haha.

Send me one and I'll send you one! :D You have to do it first though cause I'm shy.

Roses r red, just
Violets are blue
I want to see
how far I can put this rake in you
<3 happy?
Just got my first hate mail, I can die happy(after playing DFO)

AWW made my evening! That was true poetry! :)

[DocGonzo]

And please, if you're going to be an ass hole at least own up to it.


like so (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzoPTtTfcrA)?

:sly:

[Ultimo]

OK, everyone in this thread is getting a love letter.

EDIT: Damn, 60 second delays. Sorry guys, I will have to send the rest in bulk, no more personal letters.

[Barbarossa]

Lies, you cried yourself to sleep the night you got that PM.

And please, if you're going to be an ass hole at least own up to it. This is ForumFall, everyone expects you to be an ass hole. Don't go around making up excuses of why you can't respond without thinking.

I've never cried myself to sleep over a woman...lack of a woman yes, over one, hell no.

I got a phD in assholology btw...

[Layedballer]

You don't have to come all the way here for that, I just want a pm, not stds. :(



Send me one and I'll send you one! :D You have to do it first though cause I'm shy.



AWW made my evening! That was true poetry! :)

I fixed it gramatically, damn keyboard :(

[Barbarossa]

You don't have to come all the way here for that, I just want a pm, not stds. :(


Sorry.

Not of that evilness contained within my body...I have a very low opinion of people who sleep around, and I practice what i preach.

Besides, you think anyone one these forums actually gets laid on a regular basis enough to get STD's in the first place?

That's almost as big a myth as women actually being these forums...:D

[Killuminati]

I don't get hate tells anymore :(

[Layedballer]

Sorry.

Not of that evilness contained within my body...I have a very low opinion of people who sleep around, and I practice what i preach.

Besides, you think anyone one these forums actually gets laid on a regular basis enough to get STD's in the first place?

That's almost as big a myth as women actually being these forums...:D

It's not hard to get a hooker...


Woo I'm getting hate mail and love letters!

[maskedtears]

Sorry.

Not of that evilness contained within my body...I have a very low opinion of people who sleep around, and I practice what i preach.

Besides, you think anyone one these forums actually gets laid on a regular basis enough to get STD's in the first place?

That's almost as big a myth as women actually being these forums...:D

That's why chicks usually sleep with men that are married less of a chance to catch anything. And moreover that is a good point...and don't admit that your wife isn't putting out you are setting a bad example by not forcing her to the younger generation. Shame on you.

[Barbarossa]

It's not hard to get a hooker...


Woo I'm getting hate mail and love letters!

I'm sure you do get both hate and love PM's with that...hmmm...sig...

[Layedballer]

I'm sure you do get both hate and love PM's with that...hmmm...sig...

What can I say, it catches the eye. The reaction is generally mixed, more so leaning on the homophobic side :sly:

[Ultimo]

I'm sure you do get both hate and love PM's with that...hmmm...sig...

Neither you or him sent me a love letter back though :(. Lioness did, so I am officially on her side in the argument. Ejnomad wins the prize for the best return love letter so far though.

[Barbarossa]

That's why chicks usually sleep with men that are married less of a chance to catch anything. And moreover that is a good point...and don't admit that your wife isn't putting out you are setting a bad example by not forcing her to the younger generation. Shame on you.

Uhhh...wha?

You lost me on that second to last sentence.

[ejnomad07]

Neither you or him sent me a love letter back though :(. Lioness did, so I am officially on her side in the argument. Ejnomad wins the prize for the best return love letter so far though.

Please don't tell them how much of a sweety I am. :eek:

[maskedtears]

Uhhh...wha?

You lost me on that second to last sentence.

Ah.... my job here is done. But for the record I really respect your wife.

[Ultimo]

Yay! Everyone has returned the love. I am tempted to post the responses in this thread, because some of them are fairly epic.

[Layedballer]

Neither you or him sent me a love letter back though :(. Lioness did, so I am officially on her side in the argument. Ejnomad wins the prize for the best return love letter so far though.

I had to thnk about what I would say! You can't rush artistic inspiration

[Lioness]

Yay! Everyone has returned the love. I am tempted to post the responses in this thread, because some of them are fairly epic.

DO IT! You know you want to!

[Beeblebrox]

I wish I received some hate PMs...

Everybody around these forums just wants to cyb0r with me! :(

Note to self: try not being so amazingly sexy.

[DocGonzo]

I wish I received some hate PMs...

Everybody around these forums just wants to cyb0r with me! :(

Note to self: try not being so amazingly sexy.

success!

[heroshade]

DO IT! You know you want to!

Mine is going to blow everybodies mind out their butthole.

[maskedtears]

Yay! Everyone has returned the love. I am tempted to post the responses in this thread, because some of them are fairly epic.

Put mine up and I'll fucking kill you. Cause every word I said was serious. That would be like exposing my poor innocent heart to this cold cruel forum! You wouldn't do something like that...would you?

[Hammin'Em]

I wish I received some hate PMs...

Everybody around these forums just wants to cyb0r with me! :(

Note to self: try not being so amazingly sexy.

Win.

[heroshade]

Win.
I like you now. Just because I've only seen you twice, and you haven't locked either of the threads you were in. You are the One. You will overthrow the Hackapell.

[Ultimo]

:eek::ohno: .... :idea: .... :lmao:



*gasp*

awwww!

I'll treasure it forever. :)



you have made my day <3. I wish you a wonderful day full of love.


Regards,



*confidential due to potential woman's rage*



<3 back

happy now?

i love you
well, okay not really
this whole thing is just kind of silly
i could be all poetic
throw in some thee's and thou's
but thats just not epic
not like what you're reading now
i sent this first because you are shy
i'm so clever and petic, aren't i


8===d~
<3
this represents my undying lust and love for you, take it now in stride for it is quite overpowering as i thrust my hips powerfully, dripping with raw animal sexuality

<3

[Layedballer]

<3

Aww it hanged my D :(
I also have to say mine was the closest thing to a love letter

[Ultimo]

Aww it hanged my D :(

Yes, I must apologize for my original skepticism. Your words have touched my soul in a way only a scary uncle can.

[DocGonzo]

Win.

scroll up two...yer slower than this olde d00d... :ninja:

[Barbarossa]

How did my thread turn into a fucking emo fest?

[maskedtears]

<3

WTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY!!!!!! Barbie didn't send me one back. Asshole. Someone is off my christmas list!

But you are still on the list. Good boy. :)

[Layedballer]

Yes, I must apologize for my original skepticism. Your words have touched my soul in a way only a scary uncle can.

For some reason this brought a stange pedo esque smile to my face

[Killuminati]

this thread got gayed up son

[Ultimo]

Put mine up and I'll fucking kill you. Cause every word I said was serious. That would be like exposing my poor innocent heart to this cold cruel forum! You wouldn't do something like that...would you?

Don't worry I made yours confidential. Your post was so raw and uncensored that posting it here would only make people green with envy at your sensual words.

[heroshade]

Yes, I must apologize for my original skepticism. Your words have touched my soul in a way only a scary uncle can.

Should be sigged.

[Layedballer]

How did my thread turn into a fucking emo fest?

Years and years of no darkfall, mixed in with some alcohol, makes us turn to each other for comfort

[maskedtears]

Don't worry I made yours confidential. Your post was so raw and uncensored that posting it here would only make people green with envy at your sensual words.

:) <3

The censored version for the curious people.

[Barbarossa]

Years and years of no darkfall, mixed in with some alcohol, makes us turn to each other for comfort

Good answer...a fucked up and sad answer, but good nonetheless.

[Ultimo]

:) <3

The censored version for the curious people.

Plus I wouldn't want the picture you sent me in the hands of the forums, God only knows how many people were waiting for that. Trust me guys, she's a real female, ALL of her is real if you know what I mean ;).

[ejnomad07]

layedballer won the love replies for sure...:lmao:

[heroshade]

layedballer won the love replies for sure...:lmao:

I thought I had it. I could see it.... I was so close.... But he just ripped it away from me. I will destroy him....

[Kraven]

what are they about? they gay thing?

[maskedtears]

layedballer won the love replies for sure...:lmao:

You never take my affection seriously anyway so why should I even try to beat him. :(

(Yes I am having an emo moment)

[Ultimo]

You never take my affection seriously anyway so why should I even try to beat him. :(

(Yes I am having an emo moment)

Looks like someone needs another love letter.

[Layedballer]

layedballer won the love replies for sure...:lmao:

I thought I had it. I could see it.... I was so close.... But he just ripped it away from me. I will destroy him....

I think I hear the drums beating for a civil war within the clan. I fear one accord may not be together for long...I need to know who's coming with me though if any of you

[maskedtears]

Looks like someone needs another love letter.

:)

[Barbarossa]

Looks like someone needs another love letter.


All I know is if I ever see that buttsex sig again...I'm gonna need more like a pistol to put myself out of my misery.

FUCK!

Now I'M getting all emo..thanks fuckers...

[heroshade]

I think I hear the drums beating for a civil war within the clan. I fear one accord may not be together for long...I need to know who's coming with me though if any of you

Relax, relax. Just sleep with one eye open for the next few weeks..... Then I'll forget and find a new enemy. That dumbass Goatbeard guy looks like a nice target.

[Layedballer]

All I know is if I ever see that buttsex sig again...I'm gonna need more like a pistol to put myself out of my misery.

FUCK!

Now I'M getting all emo..thanks fuckers...

Nothin a little cptain can't fix.
I'm gonna laugh if someone sends you gay porn over the PM's

[Lioness]

All I know is if I ever see that buttsex sig again...I'm gonna need more like a pistol to put myself out of my misery.

FUCK!

Now I'M getting all emo..thanks fuckers...

Barbara needs love mail! Quick!

[Ultimo]

All I know is if I ever see that buttsex sig again...I'm gonna need more like a pistol to put myself out of my misery.

FUCK!

Now I'M getting all emo..thanks fuckers...

Buttsecks sig? Did I miss something? Don't flee from the emotion, embrace it, dammit.

[Ultimo]

Barbara needs love mail! Quick!

Good idea. I think layedballer better handle this one, he has this down pat.

[Barbarossa]

Nothin a little cptain can't fix.
I'm gonna laugh if someone sends you gay porn over the PM's

I hope like hell I never see that again.

I don't even want to think about it much less talk about it.

[heroshade]

I hope like hell I never see that again.

If thats what it looks like then gay dudes got more stomach than I'll ever have.

God that was disgusting...


Spontanious buttsecks incoming!

[Ultimo]

:)

OK, your second response definitely wins the love letter responses. Sorry layedballer, maybe next year.

[maskedtears]

Barbara needs love mail! Quick!

I sent him tons of love. With my SUPER LOVE CHAIN AND CIRCLE ATTACK! He can't escape now... fufufu.

:ninja:

OK, your second response definitely wins the love letter responses. Sorry layedballer, maybe next year.

WHOOT!

[heroshade]

I just realized I post to much random, unthought out posts. I'm leaving forumfall.... forever.

[Beeblebrox]

oh shit two wominz on the same thread...the universe will implode.

[Killuminati]

lawl, called him barbara

[Barbarossa]

oh shit two wominz on the same thread...the universe will implode.

Witness the power of my thread, it attracts women like you attract bears and Ron Jeremy, Beeb!

[maskedtears]

I just realized I post to much random, unthought out posts. I'm leaving forumfall.... forever.

NO Don't leave me!! I promise I won't scream anymore when you beat me. :(

[Layedballer]

OK, your second response definitely wins the love letter responses. Sorry layedballer, maybe next year.

Bah, fuck that, I'll beat that little tramp, soon soon, you will recieve a love letter that would make any womans panties wet, and man cocks harder than diamonds. Your erection will never subside after reading such a letter, just wait

[Carl Ragadamn]

Buttsecks sig? Did I miss something? Don't flee from the emotion, embrace it, dammit.
Yes there was a psyco user earlier who posted under the name IRapedLictor and he had one man penetrating another man as his sig pic.
I just realized I post to much random, unthought out posts. I'm leaving forumfall.... forever.

Dont do it Snipes or I will hunt you down!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Barbarossa]

lawl, called him barbara

Lioness and maskedtears I let get away with this...

You...I'll kill. :D

[Killuminati]

Lioness and maskedtears I let get away with this...

You...I'll kill. :D

pfft, barbara

[Ultimo]

Bah, fuck that, I'll beat that little tramp, soon soon, you will recieve a love letter that would make any womans panties wet, and man cocks harder than diamonds. Your erection will never subside after reading such a letter, just wait

Uh oh, you know what this means...It's on.

[Ultimo]

Yes there was a psyco user earlier who posted under the name IRapedLictor and he had one man penetrating another man as his sig pic.


Dont do it Snipes or I will hunt you down!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, that night class actually paid off for me then I see. And here I thought taking the class "Women in contemporary society" was going to be a BAD idea.

EDIT: Speaking of that class, I learned this semester that I am a misogynistic, oppressive bastard, and patriarchy is my fault.

[heroshade]

Yes there was a psyco user earlier who posted under the name IRapedLictor and he had one man penetrating another man as his sig pic.


Dont do it Snipes or I will hunt you down!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'de stay, but since your posts don't reflect views or policies of Dark Carnival, I really just can't.

[maskedtears]

uh oh, you know what this means...it's on.

prepare yourself!

Lioness and maskedtears I let get away with this...

You...I'll kill. :D

you should make a love mail thread. We need to save these memories.

I'm going to start sending all the blubies and yellows and reds love mails. :D Though Hackapell doesn't like my mail...

[Bonney Goatbeard]

ejnomad07.

I am sorry for all the things I've said to you that were malicious. One should not go through life with thoughts that only causes disharmony.

So I am here to propose to you, a companionship, you and I.

Extending arms, open palms, touching in a swift moment.
Widen smiles, sparklings eyes, shouting mouths.
"High five!"

Yes! You and I!
Your hand in mine, resting, trustfully.
I lead it down to my special place.
I trickerer you to feel my grace, you look at me with such a shocked face. :eek:

I cry, you cry, we have sex.

[Carl Ragadamn]

I'de stay, but since your posts don't reflect views or policies of Dark Carnival, I really just can't.

I cannot help that Lindorn does not approve of my asshatery...:(

[heroshade]

ejnomad07.

I am sorry for all the things I've said to you that were malicious. One should not go through life with thoughts that only causes disharmony.

So I am here to propose to you, a companionship, you and I.

Extending arms, open palms, touching in a swift moment.
Widen smiles, sparklings eyes, shouting mouths.
"High five!"

Yes! You and I!
Your hand in mine, resting, trustfully.
I lead it down to my special place.
I trickerer you to feel my grace, you look at me with such a shocked face. :eek:

I cry, you cry, we have sex.


Hypocrite...

[Lioness]

Bah, fuck that, I'll beat that little tramp, soon soon, you will recieve a love letter that would make any womans panties wet, and man cocks harder than diamonds. Your erection will never subside after reading such a letter, just wait

Mine's better.

[Barbarossa]

Yes there was a psyco user earlier who posted under the name IRapedLictor and he had one man penetrating another man as his sig pic.



SEE?

Proof that the B-Man does not lie...

[Layedballer]

Mine's better.

Blasphemy, for such heresay you shall be burned on a cross whilst crucified witch!

[Ultimo]

<3 I love you not only for what you are, but for

what I am when I am with you. I love you not
only for what you have made of yourself, but for
what you are making of me. I love you for the part

of me that you bring out <3


I challenge has been presetned MaskedTears...The color of the text really captures the emotion...too bad I am color blind between blue and purple.

[Lioness]

blasphemy, for such heresay you shall be burned on a cross whilst crucified witch!

<3 i love you not only for what you are, but for
what i am when i am with you. I love you not
only for what you have made of yourself, but for
what you are making of me. I love you for the part
of me that you bring out <3

Beat that, bitch!

[Beeblebrox]

Witness the power of my thread, it attracts women like you attract bears and Ron Jeremy, Beeb!

Gimme some of your mojo!!! I'll pay in bananas!

[maskedtears]

I challenge has been presetned MaskedTears...The color of the text really captures the emotion...too bad I am color blind between blue and purple.

Lioness you kiss ass. Seeing as I'm more masculine I will send something appropriate.

[Salaman]

I knew there was a "type with your elbow" thread awhile ago but I'm surprised we've moved on to "type with your dick" so quickly.

[Lioness]

Lioness you kiss ass. Seeing as I'm more masculine I will send something appropriate.

Pfft you just mad you lost.

[Camelmix]

I want hate mail! Please anyone?

[Vanno]

Congrats, you just got your first love letter.

[Ultimo]

You are a vulumptous flower that I have plucked from the virgin asses of forumfall. I love the way you give me what you know I need. I love the way you take what you want from me. I love the way you leave me feeling so empty that I could die! Even when you cheat on me with guys I don't care cause the way you pull my hair makes it worth it!

And I can cook.

Damn, that's hot. This wins definitely, if only because of the last sentence. She definitely knows how to turn a phrase.

[heroshade]

I knew there was a "type with your elbow" thread awhile ago but I'm surprised we've moved on to "type with your dick" so quickly.

You can't deny the free +1's. They're like Crack mixed with PCP mixed with Vagina (Or Ice cream, cookies, and Celine Dion in Maskedtears, Lioness, and Layedballers case.)

[Ultimo]

Let's skip all this romantic bullshit, we don't need any of this fancy words and emotions. Let us just engage in the most carnal and animalistic sexual relations ever(lioness can join too) afterwords we will go and murder whole villages with full loot and open PVP

Another response! I am going to have to take a vote soon. This is getting past my expertise.

[Layedballer]

Beat that, bitch!

I gave it my best shot heretic

[Lioness]

Damn, that's hot. This wins definitely, if only because of the last sentence. She definitely knows how to turn a phrase.

No fair!

Her's wasn't even colorful and didn't contain hearts. I demand a recount!

[maskedtears]

Damn, that's hot. This wins definitely, if only because of the last sentence. She definitely knows how to turn a phrase.

:) Sometimes I amaze myself. J/k I'm always amazing.

Except...when...anyway.

Another response! I am going to have to take a vote soon. This is getting past my expertise.

New thread and poll. you pick two of our best letters and let forumfall vote. :)

No fair!

Her's wasn't even colorful and didn't contain hearts. I demand a recount!

Wasn't colorful?! You could feel the LUST sliding off that shit in waves!

[Ultimo]

No fair!

Her's wasn't even colorful and didn't contain hearts. I demand a recount!

Also a valid point. This one may be down to the final votes. This is almost thread worthy. If we get a 4th final contestant definitely. I think Barbarossa will come out of the shadows with something exceptionally inspirational. Gut feeling.

[Layedballer]

Also a valid point. This one may be down to the final votes. This is almost thread worthy. If we get a 4th final contestant definitely. I think Barbarossa will come out of the shadows with something exceptionally inspirational. Gut feeling.

Mine includes threesome, sex, open pvp, and full loot. What more do you want?

[heroshade]

:) Sometimes I amaze myself. J/k I'm always amazing.

Except...when...anyway.



New thread and poll. you pick two of our best letters and let forumfall vote. :)



Wasn't colorful?! You could feel the LUST sliding off that shit in waves!

If mine isn't on the poll, I'm going to buttsecks you so hard you'll think a train just tore through your large intestine.

[Lioness]

Wasn't colorful?! You could feel the LUST sliding off that shit in waves!

It's supposed to be a LOVE letter not a LUST letter!

[ejnomad07]

If this was a train. There would be no survivors for this one.

[Layedballer]

It's a LOVE letter not a LUST letter!

He's a man though. He says he wan't love but he really wants lust

[Carl Ragadamn]

It's supposed to be a LOVE letter not a LUST letter!

You cant really blame her for playing to her audience.

[heroshade]

If this was a train. There would be no survivors for this one.

As much as I am contributing to it, I agree.

[maskedtears]

Also a valid point. This one may be down to the final votes. This is almost thread worthy. If we get a 4th final contestant definitely. I think Barbarossa will come out of the shadows with something exceptionally inspirational. Gut feeling.

Don't waver because of her pathetically girly excuses! Hearts my ass! love = sex to the power of fucking 2 bitch! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! Besides I hearted you in public. I'm not a closet fakey.

Get out of the closet Lioness! We're both women! We can handle our shit right here. :)

j/k btw

As much as I am contributing to it, I agree.

get out of jail free card anyone?

[Ultimo]

OK, we need a poll with all of the current up to date responses on there. I have never made a poll before, someone give me the low down on how to do it quick so I don't have to use my brain and figure it out.

[heroshade]

So this is what happens when women discover the internet..... I see....


*A loud gunshot extends into the distance. People outside hear the muffled bang and see the flash in the window.*

[maskedtears]

OK, we need a poll with all of the current up to date responses on there. I have never made a poll before, someone give me the low down on how to do it quick so I don't have to use my brain and figure it out.

create a thread and all the info is at the bottom just make sure to mark the thread as a poll and also say how many options you want. :)

[Barbarossa]

Thread derailed...news at 7.

[Ultimo]

Alright, while I gather quotes, it is your last chance to tell me how much you love me. All responses must be sent directly to my inbox for them to count! Beeble, I see you eyeing this thread, I expect something particularly witty from you.

[Lioness]

Thread derailed...news at 7.

Well only kinda.

We're still talking about mail.

[Beeblebrox]

I want them to wrestle covered in olive oil. It's the only way of settling this.

[Layedballer]

Thread derailed...news at 7.

Din't take too much really, a guy longing to be loved, two women, and a weirdo with hard gay in his sig is all it took
Sounds like an interesting porn

[heroshade]

get out of jail free card anyone?

Ha! Hackapell is going to rip this thread apart in a flash of blood, semen, and infractions. A get out of jail free card won't save anybody from his rampage. It's like if Fluffington just walked into GD. Even I would feel sorry for them.

[maskedtears]

Well only kinda.

We're still talking about mail.

Agreed. And it's constructive we made up a competition to boot. MOREOVER! It's positive clean wholesome fun for the whole family. :)

Ha! Hackapell is going to rip this thread apart in a flash of blood, semen, and infractions. A get out of jail free card won't save anybody from his rampage. It's like if Fluffington just walked into GD. Even I would feel sorry for them.

I love Hackapell though, but you are right, he was wondering why I haven't gotten an infraction yet and I also asked him to be the one to give me my first....

Ironic.

[heroshade]

Agreed. And it's constructive we made up a competition to boot. MOREOVER! It's positive clean wholesome fun for the whole family. :)

Just the kind of thread Hackapell hunts for. We need to follow Everto and get the fuck out of here. We should be half way to Egypt by now.

[Beeblebrox]

Alright, while I gather quotes, it is your last chance to tell me how much you love me. All responses must be sent directly to my inbox for them to count! Beeble, I see you eyeing this thread, I expect something particularly witty from you.

Loving you??? I thought this thread was about loving the girls....now I see it...

ok...I'll try to love you and while I do it I'll think of something.

[Carl Ragadamn]

Got to agree with snipes here, high likelyhood of a Hackapell appearance, especially after Sargon showed him up earlier and locked every thread on page one of OT (except the one he made to troll people).

[Ultimo]

It is almost done!

[Lioness]

I like eggs.

[Ultimo]

Loving you??? I thought this thread was about loving the girls....now I see it...

ok...I'll try to love you and while I do it I'll think of something.

YAY. I will wait to submit til I get yours then.

[Metal Wolf]

SS or your a lying weepy vagina.

And hate PMs are a normal part of ForumFall. I've missed them somewhat these past few months as I haven't been trying so much as of late.

Oh no wait correction, I just remembered I got on last week nevermind.

[Ultimo]

Ummmmmmmmm, no one saw this post.

I'll figure out something useful to put here later.

Haha, I seen it with my own eyes. Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

[Layedballer]

Ummmmmmmmm, no one saw this post.

I'll figure out something useful to put here later.

I saw it...I...I...I thought we had something special...
/cut wrists
/emo

[Lioness]

Haha, I seen it with my own eyes. Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

I saw it...I...I...I thought we had something special...
/cut wrists
/emo

DID NOT! lol

He sent me a 2nd one telling me not to put it up. :)

[heroshade]

Haha, I seen it with my own eyes. Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

I sawed it too! It was big, and round, and it was a-spinnin' like the toilet water after grandmammy makes roast beef!

[Layedballer]

DID NOT! lol

He sent me a 2nd one telling me not to put it up. :)

It cuts, it cuts deep the way you have hurt me, I shall never love again

[maskedtears]

I sent Hackapell love mail too... I hope he likes it. Now for Brannoc!

[heroshade]

God this thread is really ***-tastic tonight...

EDIT: Let it be known that Maskedtears just fucked all of us. You don't talk to the mods. They get suspicious and they come looking for us, and they send us off to banland. You ever been to banland? It's a dark, horrible place. It's like walking through Alabama in the winter at night.

[Beeblebrox]

YAY. I will wait to submit til I get yours then.

ok...I tried, but I just can't seem to love you...

I just got out of a long lasting relationship, you know...

I'm always available for cyb0ring though. (don't expect me to call on the next day)

[Ultimo]

God this thread is really ***-tastic tonight...

Nuh-uh. There are women involved. That makes it only semi-homoerotic, not ***-tastic.

[Ultimo]

ok...I tried, but I just can't seem to love you...

I just got out of a long lasting relationship, you know...

I'm always available for cyb0ring though. (don't expect me to call on the next day)

/sigh, alright. But you better make good on your dog promise.

[Barbarossa]

It's a dark, horrible place. It's like walking through Alabama in the winter at night.

Yeah, kind of like Teutates' pretend vagina...

[heroshade]

Yeah, kind of like Teutates' pretend vagina...

Am I the only one who saw her actual picture or what?

[Layedballer]

Shit brannykins is going to have my head for this...I need to retreat into hiding, message me when DFO is out

[Barbarossa]

Am I the only one who saw her actual picture or what?
You're the only one who got duped you mean...but you keep believing that and when you meet in real life and he wants to teabag you, don't say you weren't warned.

[heroshade]

Shit brannykins is going to have my head for this...I need to retreat into hiding, message me when DFO is out

*Fast forward twenty years. Darkfall releases on the same night as Duke Nukem forever. The competition is to much, and Darkfall is doomed to failure.*

[ejnomad07]

You're the only one who got duped you mean...but you keep believing that and when you meet in real life and he wants to teabag you, don't say you weren't warned.

:lmao:
This is so true.

[biggunsar]

Well, two were from some doosher who is a notorious troll.

Another was from a n00b that I ratted on for having numerous alts.

The fourth, I haven't got any idea why other than he wanted to give me fourth one I guess.

well act like an asshole, and people aren't going to like you, WHAT A SHOCK. ps. your a rat too. I can see why they hate you.

[losinglife]

wow... thread whoring eh. Has OT gotten that bad?

[heroshade]

wow... thread whoring eh. Has OT gotten that bad?

Yeah. Just take the +1s and accept them. It will pass.

[Jezrith]

I won't name names and give them any glory though.

Games not even released and I'm already getting "hate /tells".


Really? You are just now getting them? I remember when Villa popped my hate PM cherry on these boards, so few years ago. He was ever so gentle, yet firm...

[Ultimo]

Really? You are just now getting them? I remember when Villa popped my hate PM cherry on these boards, so few years ago. He was ever so gentle, yet firm...

Actually I think my first hate mail was from biggunsar (speaking of the blubbering vagina), I wonder who let him back into OT?

[Medieval]

I won't name names and give them any glory though.

Games not even released and I'm already getting "hate /tells".

Priceless, just fucking priceless...

BTW, the three of you who sent me these, I found them so amusing I'm going print them up on the finest paper I can find so I can wipe my ass with them.

Hopefully it's after explosive diarrhea...:lmao:
You're popular :lmao:

[Temet nosce]

Actually I think my first hate mail was from biggunsar (speaking of the blubbering vagina), I wonder who let him back into OT?

He's back? Damnit, I thought he got banned. Why do the people who would be better off with a ban, never get one?

[Tzacharu]

Some GD noob PM'd me after I posted in his thread. He was angry there was a monthly fee for Darkfall, however he'd played 3 other games that had monthly fees.

I didn't really understand him.

[Temet nosce]

I didn't really understand him.

Don't worry then, it's when you start to hallucinate GDers making sense that you need to get worried.

[Oo_]

Anyone ever get love PMs here? Is it all just hate? :(

(+1)

[Temet nosce]

Anyone ever get love PMs here? Is it all just hate? :(

(+1)

Take a look around on the front page, we have a whole thread dedicated to them.

[Corwen]

Yeah, well I got ten hate PMs today and I am going to print them on the finest diamond so I can wipe my ass with that. . .and I hope it is BLOODY diarrhea. . .and if it isn't, I am sure the diamonds will MAKE it bloody.

I win, beotch.

A story-topper I see.

[Badem]

Pff I have been getting hate PM from the mods

See my Sigs below for the latest ones
















wait what you mean, 'Another' Infraction...... GAAAAHHHHHH

[Lethn]

I got spammed friend requests from several different people at once one time.

I've also gotten hate spam from a troll who thought that my martial arts style was fake.

[Painweaver]

I got a warning : /

[Ludo]

I've also gotten hate spam from a troll who thought that my martial arts style was fake.

But it is fake.

[GREMM1S]

i like how you say the pms are lame yet making a thread on them shows how gay you are, maybe if you weren't a loser you wouldn't get hate pms.

[Lethn]

But it is fake.

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Ludo]

Obvious troll is obvious.

That is why it's so unobvious because you think it's obvious but its really not. You see?

[Lethn]

That is why it's so unobvious because you think it's obvious but its really not. You see?

*stares blankly and hoots*

[chimp]

I have NEVER recieved a hate pm, which is quite surprising tbh.

I think its because peoples opinion of me is so low they dont bother, kind of like how you dont punish a cat for peeing on your potted plants.

[Temet nosce]

*stares blankly and hoots*

Yes, but is it the hoot of an owl, or the hoot of an orangutan?

[Lethn]

*flaps wings and glares*

[Temet nosce]

*flaps wings and glares*

Ah, yes I see, I see. It's the hoot of the rare imaginary winged Monkey, from Oz. This call is often used to simulate the wisdom of an owl, in those who cannot tell the difference.

[Lethn]

*ruffles feathers and flies off*

[Temet nosce]

*ruffles feathers and flies off*

One moment, I need to make a phone call... "Yes, yes, I located one of the flying monkeys, ten thousand dollars to the one who shoots it down."

[palo god]

One moment, I need to make a phone call... "Yes, yes, I located one of the flying monkeys, ten thousand dollars to the one who shoots it down."

Dead or alive sir?

[Lethn]

Dear Temet Nosce,

Unfortunately the closest thing we could find in our records matching to the creature you described is this http://extension.unh.edu/FHGEC/graphics/NFSquir.jpg we have concluded that you are in need of some serious mental help and have alerted the closest mental hospital of your presence.

Yours sincerely,

Federal Bureau of Investigation

[Temet nosce]

Dead or alive sir?

An extra five thousand if it's alive good fellow, but dead is fine. We'll be dissecting it either way.

Dear Temet Nosce,

Unfortunately the closest thing we could find in our records matching to the creature you described is this http://extension.unh.edu/FHGEC/graphics/NFSquir.jpg we have concluded that you are in need of some serious mental help and have alerted the closest mental hospital of your presence.

Yours sincerely,

Federal Bureau of Investigation

Really, while it's quite kind of you to monitor my calls and send me occasional assistance, it's unneeded. I do appreciate the courtesy though. I'll send your director a thank you note.

[Mo0rbid]

no one gives a shit about you, sadly

[Badem]

Dear Sir

I recently acquired this (http://theflyingmonkeys.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/flyingmonkey-2.jpg) and have been looking for another to breed it with, I suspect you may have found a match for it, Could I ask you take the animal Alive?

I will pay you a finders fee of 10 Donuts and a Gallon of Coffee

Yours

Dr D Livingston Esq

[Ludo]

no one gives a shit about you, sadly

You are 15 pages late - now fuck off :)

[Dyrrn]

i'd say that all of you in this thread need medication, but after reading every post i think it would do me more good...

[losinglife]

i got a 'mature' pm from Xinnro once... i was like /fapfapfap

[Tharkon Fargor]

You're in the clear MT.

Publish the shit or I'll start hatin'u2 :lmao:


Seriously. Publish it, just censore the names.

(Read through the thread a bit)
LOL BARB! You got yourself an internet girl through the RP forum and already the couple fights are starting? awww!!! Love at first sight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srAd0CWMi64

[Ababoba]

Copy/paste them here and don't censor the names, we need some more drama!