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lilyeti
12-03-2008, 03:54 AM
Post your favorite funny/philisophical quotes from ForumFall.
Me and my friend (Fruit basket want to create a (better) video listing REAL forumfall quotes.
Have one by you, and one by someone else, you MUST provide a link to prove it.
ME-Really?"I was getting more of a depressed Koala who just got a divorce."
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1916363#post1916363
Surly-"Hahahaha, those were dried up pieces of cow shit you idiot."
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1843172#post1843172
Hyster
12-03-2008, 03:55 AM
Post your favorite funny/philisophical quotes from ForumFall.
Me and my friend (Fruit basket want to create a (better) video listing REAL forumfall quotes.
Have one by you, and one by someone else, you MUST provide a link to prove it.
ME-Really?"I was getting more of a depressed Koala who just got a divorce."
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1916363#post1916363
Surly-"Hahahaha, those were dried up pieces of cow shit you idiot."
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1843172#post1843172
the one surly did after someone killed them selfs
Wickfield
12-03-2008, 03:56 AM
I just dragon-kicked a small child through three meters of glass.
always will be my fave.
Wickfield
12-03-2008, 03:56 AM
the one surly did after someone killed them selfs
boo fuckity hoo?
Hyster
12-03-2008, 03:57 AM
boo fuckity hoo?
ya that was funny as fuck
lilyeti
12-03-2008, 04:00 AM
So far, I'm dissapointed in the quality of the responses.
Bloody blade
12-03-2008, 04:02 AM
I searched it but i couldn't find it, i can't remember who it was by either. But it was a thread about what you are going to do when darkfall comes out. This one guy said he is going to masturbate to the loading screen until he has to go to the hospital. It was hilarous.
Viluin
12-03-2008, 04:02 AM
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=86051
One of my best.
IthroZada
12-03-2008, 04:05 AM
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=86051
One of my best.
This is what forumfall thinks of your humor (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3058/betandaum5.jpg)
Hyster
12-03-2008, 04:06 AM
I don't like having a dry throat. Also, spitting is disgusting. No, it's just that I hadn't swallowed for a while. There was a decent amount in my mouth, which all went down the wrong hole. It's much worse than water for some reason, it doesn't come out of your lungs easily.
^
Rhambo
12-03-2008, 04:10 AM
just check out people's sigs man
alfaroverall
12-03-2008, 04:11 AM
^
I knew this would come up eventually.
Killuminati
12-03-2008, 04:12 AM
I liked "boo fuckity hoo" as well.
ejnomad07
12-03-2008, 04:15 AM
Realbigdeal22 says a lot of funny stuff. Though it is due to his stupidity.
Afayir
12-03-2008, 04:20 AM
Boo fuckity hoo left me laughing on the floor.
Seriously.
Paralda
12-03-2008, 04:25 AM
the one surly did after someone killed them selfs
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/Paralda/motivator4830257.jpg
Apex Vertigo
12-03-2008, 04:27 AM
The one in my sig. I think it sums up 99% of the post on this forum.
heroshade
12-03-2008, 04:28 AM
Me
Why the hell did you infract me for defending gay rights?
Mod who does not deserve glorification
It wasn't what you said, it was the way you said it.
Me
Now you sound like my ex-girlfriend
Mod who does not deserve glorification
I've been told I look good in a skirt.
Rathynas
12-03-2008, 04:28 AM
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=86051
One of my best.
I'm afraid you don't know what NDA means.
Hyster
12-03-2008, 04:29 AM
Nice lol
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 07:32 AM
See my sig.
Ozzy Wrong
12-03-2008, 07:38 AM
Me
Mod who does not deserve glorification
Me
Mod who does not deserve glorification
What was that one, about the person quoting themselves?
Othot123
12-03-2008, 09:45 AM
take a look at my sign imo its one of the best quote out there :lmao:
Blixa
12-03-2008, 09:50 AM
heroshade: "Sie das Bumsen versagen. Gehen Sie sterben in einem Busfeuer." http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=86470&page=8
bdjhall
12-03-2008, 09:50 AM
Whats is funny about it, only mahirim have a sing that look like mahirim, but we dont see many other races take a sign that look like human, mirdain, dwarf, alfar, ork
Mirdain players also take sign that look like mirdain, but its not that populair as mahirim.
Its like only mahirim players want to show at full that they will take mahirim in game.
Mahirim can sing? Sweet
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=84843&highlight=realbigdeal
I love RBD!
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 09:51 AM
take a look at my sign imo its one of the best quote out there :lmao:
Yes, because GDers acting like morons is incredibly strange!
Salaman
12-03-2008, 10:06 AM
This was the last one recently that I really got a kick out of.
And what a surprise, the demonologist "Thinks it's demonic possession", and the Urologist thinks it's "A reptilian losing control".
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1762780#post1762780
MinusInnocence
12-03-2008, 10:30 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/Paralda/motivator4830257.jpgBwahahahaha that is great.
Sbrafk
12-03-2008, 10:39 AM
Porthios had some great flames back in the day, but they're all archived now.
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 10:41 AM
Bwahahahaha that is great.
Nice one in your sig to, made me smirk. That was a good thread.
Atheki
12-03-2008, 10:42 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/Paralda/motivator4830257.jpg
It gets better everytime I see it. Love it. :lmao:
Spart
12-03-2008, 10:42 AM
I like the ones in my sig.
Galadrist
12-03-2008, 10:49 AM
"You gotta be trolling me" -- Nehemia was it? ^^
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 10:54 AM
"You gotta be trolling me" -- Nehemia was it? ^^
Yeah, that was an amusing thread as well...
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 10:58 AM
Anyone remembers Knight from a couple years back? That kid was a hilarious earlier version of RealBigDeal.
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 11:04 AM
Anyone remembers Knight from a couple years back? That kid was a hilarious earlier version of RealBigDeal.
No, and if he was anything like RBD, I'm fucking happy about it. I'd forget that we had our very own native GDer idiot based in Forumfall if I could.
Viluin
12-03-2008, 11:23 AM
I'm afraid you don't know what NDA means.
I do. I'm afraid you just don't get the joke.
Thaeds
12-03-2008, 12:34 PM
I like the PM I got from a mod asking me to please stop harassing Lethn, and that while I hadn't done anything wrong, he didn't want the guilt of a suicide on his hands. Apparently Lethn had been reporting every post I made or something... backstory is in my sig.
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e-warrior 101
(http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1929480#post1929480)
Ron Paul said it, I said it, why the fuck are you acting like this is unknown to most of us who haven't been blindly following the media?
And who the fuck are you? The top economists disagreed about whether the bailout was a good idea or not, and we won't know for a long time, if ever, who was right. You're opinion was given to you by some e-warrior who managed to sound convincing. You have absolutely no ability to judge the bailout because you don't have anywhere near the education or experience to know the first thing about it.
You are such a fucking generic piece of shit it's actually intriguing. In fact, in order to both show everyone how unique you are, and explore the topic a little further, I present to you, and the rest of forumfall, e-warrior 101, a guide in correctly formed internet arguments. Enjoy!
All of these posts were made in the last 12 hours, and represent half of Lethn's total posts in that time.
This first quote is a classic example of "There is a huge conspiracy and I'm the only one too smart to fall for it"
As with all games I'll just study the gameplay videos and decide myself, frankly I think games reviews are so fucking annoyingly biased towards publishers I wouldn't want to see what people have to say about Darkfall, especially with the vaporware tag it's been given by idiots who haven't bothered checking out the game properly.
Now we have "I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore". A great way to show people how in control of everything you really are.
The times they post news and stuff is almost completely random so I'm not going to get my hopes up until I see a news item saying "We're sending out beta emails now" quite frankly.
Possibly the best example of "I don't conform to typical social norms" I've ever seen... His resistance to realize that if not for his extreme social phobia he would fuck anything that moved is remarkable.
She is hot, I just don't find her all that attractive personally :p
Ahh, a classic. The "you are so lucky I decided not to flame you". No e-warrior should be without this in their repertoire.
Must resist... Temptation to flame...
Here our e-warrior unleashes his first combo, starting with "it's okay for me to do whatever I want because I am on a whole other level than the rest of you". It's then followed by an "I can post like a troll, and still call you a troll cause I'm better than you". Really does get the point across.
I ranted about how I cheated and I enjoyed it because of shitty stats based games that force you to play by their rules in order to enjoy the game, kkthxbai troll.
Not only has our friend mastered the use of forum style arguments, but he even tries to educate the masses, as you can see in this explination of "post a lot so anyone who doesn't read it is wrong".
This is why I write walls of texts so people who don't read them look incredibly stupid.
Perhaps in a frenzy of intellectualness we catch a rare glimpse indeed. It seems despite knowing better Lethn very nearly makes a blunder in this timeless "I have a plan so awesome I shouldn't even be talking about it". Whew that was a close one!
Who said anything about anarchy? I'm just going to kill any enemies I see and carve out my own underground criminal empi-.... woops! Almost gave my plan away.
One of the more deceptive and below the belt moves, in my opinion, "I know you are but what am I" does wonders to defray attention from yourself onto another, weaker, e-warrior. Anything goes in e-wars. This move tries to shift public opinion by asserting the e-warriors dominance, thus, only the most powerful e-warriors should attempt it.
Will those fucking assholes stop attention whoring already? As if their clan isn't filled with idiots enough, I can't wait to kill those scumbags in game, they will be on my KoS list.
When you've spent twelve hours or so posting, your fingers and mind can get a little tired, so, much like a kung-fu master uses an opponents own force against them, so will a true e-warrior use his opponents efforts against them. Here we see this in use with "if you understood what you were saying, you'd see you already proved yourself wrong". This is a particularly useful skill both for the brevity, and because of the circularness of the argument. If your opponent didn't even know what they said the first time, then all future posts are invalidated as well, the argument is won in less than a sentence!
Cry more and read your previous posts.
When your opponents own force isn't great enough to use against them, use their weakness instead with "no source, no truth!". It's a doubly whammy to your victim because not only does finding a source take a lot of effort, but that effort also validates your argument by showing that a source was needed! This move is best used in arguments against common knowledge facts.
Okay fucking source please
"I'm so cool I don't even have to act like I'm cool"
bewbz! *runs in circles*
For our grand finale we see something only expert e-warriors should dare attempt. A five part combo which will surely leave any opponent decimated. It gets complicated so I'll break it down to it's parts. It's also safer than viewing the entire attack at once.
He starts off with a solid "you don't read right" questioning his opponents abilities right off the bat.
Clearly you didn't read
Then he moves into a "I have much better things to do" transition which negates the importance of the original point, which then invalidates even the best responses!
I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered
Another one-two combo, to make it even more embarrassing for someone to correct him, because he "doesn't care"! Masterful.
I don't care
This part of the chain is tricky as an inexperienced e-warrior could easily damage himself with this move, but Lethn is no regular e-warrior! He easily makes his point again with "I'm only good at good games", which not only invalidates arguments for the games, but also increases his skills as a gamer. Remarkable.
getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.
Rounding out his lethal combo, we see the e-warrior shows how powerful he is with "rules only effect me if I say they do, and that's okay".
I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.
Now that I've gone over the individual parts, I don't think it can do any serious damage to show you this post in it's entirety... Study it, you can learn a lot.
Clearly you didn't read, I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered constantly dying and trying to figure out what it was that I did wrong and I don't care, I found it far more fun than just getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.
Also for the record I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.
That's it for me guys. Join me next time for e-warrior 102 when we'll go over Rick-Rolls, YTMNDs, Photoshop and other advanced techniques.
Peace out and remember to take care of your ego, it's by far the best defense out there! Stay safe!
That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.
Seriously, why did you even bother? I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say, you should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.
Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now because when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.
That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen
You don't read right.
Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.
I don't conform to typical social norms.
Seriously, why did you even bother?
It's okay for me to do what I want because I'm on a whole other level than you.
I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say
I don't care.
You should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.
Do you have a source for this?
Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now
If you understood what you were saying, you'd see that you already proved yourself wrong.
when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.
I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore.
there's a limit to how much of an asshole you can be.
...Wall of hilarity...And this boys and girls is the difference between an '05er and an '07er.
Bronson;1929518']Wow, bravo and well done!
Holy shit.
pretty hilarious read
Hahaha, thank you so much. I will always be able to look at Lethn's ramblings with a smile on my face now.
I salute you.
oh god many lulz..many lulz....
That was pretty epic.
Thaeds, pat on the back for making me laugh.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 12:45 PM
*pets Thaeds* I can keep reporting you if you like and we'll see if you can last until open beta :)
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 12:55 PM
*pets Thaeds* I can keep reporting you if you like and we'll see if you can last until open beta :)
lol.
What a pansy.
You and Ammon777 would make a perfect couple.
Dyrrn
12-03-2008, 01:12 PM
I like the PM I got from a mod asking me to please stop harassing Lethn, and that while I hadn't done anything wrong, he didn't want the guilt of a suicide on his hands. Apparently Lethn had been reporting every post I made or something... backstory is in my sig.
__________________
e-warrior 101
(http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1929480#post1929480)
wow, your sig is epic.
losinglife
12-03-2008, 01:58 PM
everything i say is epic
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 02:26 PM
*pets Thaeds* I can keep reporting you if you like and we'll see if you can last until open beta :)
that is THE single most pathetic thing i've ever seen on Forumfall...
you're proud of snitching and whining like a little bitch?
disgraceful, imo
LordTenacious
12-03-2008, 02:52 PM
Shouldn't we techincally report Lethn right now because he just admitted to report abusing, which is a bannable offense (or is bannable on every single other forum, anyways).
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 02:53 PM
Shouldn't we techincally report Lethn right now because he just admitted to report abusing, which is a bannable offense (or is bannable on every single other forum, anyways).
He better behave or else he'll end up like Lictor. Poor kiddo still can't walk straight.
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 02:56 PM
Shouldn't we techincally report Lethn right now because he just admitted to report abusing, which is a bannable offense (or is bannable on every single other forum, anyways).
Yep, sure. You know what happens if you do? You'll be taken into "Protective custody.", aka banned, after all of Forumfall gets the chance to use the report button on you for that.
Seriously, it's like the nuclear option. Except no one gives a shit if you use it on the GDers.
LordTenacious
12-03-2008, 03:00 PM
I'm just asking to make sure I understood the full irony of what he posted.
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 03:03 PM
I'm just asking to make sure I understood the full irony of what he posted.
Yep, figured that, but I needed to justify the post.
LordTenacious
12-03-2008, 03:05 PM
Still, it would be worth it if Lethn got banned because I would be canonized. Saint Tenacious has a ring to it.
Too bad I'm not a fucking snitch, I suppose.
Temet nosce
12-03-2008, 03:08 PM
Still, it would be worth it if Lethn got banned because I would be canonized. Saint Tenacious has a ring to it.
Too bad I'm not a fucking snitch, I suppose.
Doubt you'd be canonized, although just because you mentioned it, I wish Behhemoth well, wherever he may be. A moment of silence for the departed please.
Eh, if you want to just go report people in GD. Nobody gives a shit about them. Although the mods might ban you anyways for wasting their time. Pity we can't convince them to just ban any GDer who so much as speaks without permission.
AmonDominus
12-03-2008, 03:13 PM
I like the PM I got from a mod asking me to please stop harassing Lethn, and that while I hadn't done anything wrong, he didn't want the guilt of a suicide on his hands. Apparently Lethn had been reporting every post I made or something... backstory is in my sig.
Wow, if that's true then Lethn is kinda weak. Rofl, reminds me of the lil crybabies running to their moms if they get smacked around in the playground.
Sorry mate, Darkfall might be not for you :o
Lethn
12-03-2008, 03:17 PM
I don't see why I should waste my time with pathetic little cowardly assholes who just feel the need to harass me at every turn without any intelligence behind it, I've happily argued with some of the more intelligent trolls like Spinewire or Surly but idiots who just feel the need to resort to personal attacks constantly can fuck off.
Quite frankly, they're the reason that forumfall has dissolved into a throngs of crying pansies who don't like full loot and Open PvP.
If this were real life I would happily lift them up by the neck to prove my point but it's not so the mods are my only option if I want to avoid idiots constantly attacking me for no reason.
Aragoni
12-03-2008, 03:25 PM
I don't see why I should waste my time with pathetic little cowardly assholes who just feel the need to harass me at every turn without any intelligence behind it, I've happily argued with some of the more intelligent trolls like Spinewire or Surly but idiots who just feel the need to resort to personal attacks constantly can fuck off.
Quite frankly, they're the reason that forumfall has dissolved into a throngs of crying pansies who don't like full loot and Open PvP.
If this were real life I would happily lift them up by the neck to prove my point but it's not so the mods are my only option if I want to avoid idiots constantly attacking me for no reason.
I've never seen such a failed attempt to get sig'ed, ever.
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 03:26 PM
Quite frankly, they're the reason that forumfall has dissolved into a throngs of crying pansies who don't like full loot and Open PvP.
sez the malodorous toffee nosed git who hits the "notify mod" button rather than defending himself...
:lmao::lmao::lmao:
owww......the Irony...
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 03:26 PM
I don't see why I should waste my time with pathetic little cowardly assholes who just feel the need to harass me at every turn without any intelligence behind it, I've happily argued with some of the more intelligent trolls like Spinewire or Surly but idiots who just feel the need to resort to personal attacks constantly can fuck off.
Quite frankly, they're the reason that forumfall has dissolved into a throngs of crying pansies who don't like full loot and Open PvP.
If this were real life I would happily lift them up by the neck to prove my point but it's not so the mods are my only option if I want to avoid idiots constantly attacking me for no reason.
Oh the irony. You are a such a cry baby.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 03:26 PM
I've never seen such a failed attempt to get sig'ed, ever.
Wait... Who said anything about sigging? :confused:
Oh the irony. You are a such a cry baby.
I like full loot and open pvp though, where's the irony?
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 03:27 PM
sez the malodorous toffee nosed git who hits the "notify mod" button rather than defending himself...
:lmao::lmao::lmao:
owww......the Irony...
We must be distant relatives.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 03:28 PM
sez the malodorous toffee nosed git who hits the "notify mod" button rather than defending himself...
Hai DocGonzo, come up with a sentence that doesn't revolve around desperately trying to personally insult someone to prove your e-peen skills yet?
fyi, I've said it before, but I feed on troll hate, your insults don't hurt me because most of them don't even revolve around my personality, I like chocolate douchebag.
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 03:30 PM
Hai DocGonzo, come up with a sentence that doesn't revolve around desperately trying to personally insult someone to prove your e-peen skills yet?
fyi, I've said it before, but I feed on troll hate, your insults don't hurt me because most of them don't even revolve around my personality, I like chocolate douchebag.
You can sense the fury and see the radiating anger from this one.
A little more and he'll break down.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 03:32 PM
What fury? Seriously, it will just make you look more and more like an idiot the more you try to guess what I'm feeling.
Or do you really care about me that much? Awww how cute!
*hugs troll*
Nevron
12-03-2008, 03:33 PM
I like full loot and open pvp though, where's the irony?
The irony is that you'd report someone for harassing you on the forum, yet you claim him to be the type to cry about full loot and open PvP. You reporting him is exemplifying the specific type of person that would whine about full loot.
This is forumfall, troll or be trolled. I can understand that a line must be drawn somewhere, but judging by the post history between you two, it's mainly him verbally owning your face. So in retaliation, you simply write it off as harassment in a poor attempt to save face because you lack the capacity to gain any sort of intelligible advantage over him. If you can't beat him, ignore him, right?
I don't have anything against you, personally, but you're being a little bitch right now.
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 03:34 PM
Hai DocGonzo, come up with a sentence that doesn't revolve around desperately trying to personally insult someone to prove your e-peen skills yet?
fyi, I've said it before, but I feed on troll hate, your insults don't hurt me because most of them don't even revolve around my personality, I like chocolate douchebag.
well now, since you appear to be oblivious to everything around you, one can only wish you a good day and hope that your helmet is affixed properly before you are let loose in the world...
if your reading skills were fundamental, you might find much more than mere derision in my mad keyboard peckings... perhaps it''s just how ludicrous you are than brings out the vocabulary...
or perhaps it's just fun watching helpless poncy Poms tweak in their own juices
so, are you going to report me now? and would it be the first time?
serious question...do you crai for teacher when someone takes your shovel in the sandbox?
Lethn
12-03-2008, 03:36 PM
lol if your talking about Troll I've hardly come into contact with the guy and DocGonzo I've just ignored for the most part.
The people I've reported are folks who just constantly use the EXACT same boring insults over and over without changing anything, it's more than harassment it's bloody spam and clogging up the forums.
I don't even call that trying to save face quite frankly, I'm not trying to prove anything, half the time they just attempt to spam me out of a completely unrelated thread like this one.
Also, if this were in Darkfall, I'd simply put these buggers on the ignore list and hunt them down when I see them and kill them, but again, on a forum I can't do that so here I am, I either get set up for a boring round of flamefests for the whole day or ignore them and report them and be done with it.
They're boring, I don't give a shit about them and neither should you.
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 03:37 PM
What fury? Seriously, it will just make you look more and more like an idiot the more you try to guess what I'm feeling.
Or do you really care about me that much? Awww how cute!
*hugs troll*
*hugz Lethn back*
Now now, are we feeling better? Were all those tears necessary? It's ok now... It's all ok now... It'll alll be ok now....
*pats baby Lethn*
Come on now, let's get you to bed and tuck you in. Do you have a favorite teddy you'd like me to grab for you?
Amaryl
12-03-2008, 03:46 PM
damn, why is it amusing to see, wall of text after wall of text, of lethn trying to defend/justify himself with constant nagging about him not caring and ignoring pathetic flames and trolls...
:lmao:
Lethn
12-03-2008, 03:47 PM
damn, why is it amusing to see, wall of text after wall of text, of lethn trying to defend/justify himself with constant nagging about him not caring and ignoring pathetic flames and trolls...
:lmao:
Well they clearly don't seem to give a shit either way? Should I just ignore it them until they go away? lol
And sue me, writing is one of the things I'm half-decent at.
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 04:01 PM
Well they clearly don't seem to give a shit either way? Should I just ignore it them until they go away? lol
And sue me, writing is one of the things I'm half-decent at.
actually...no, no you are not...
well, decent for the english translations of anime, perhaps...
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:03 PM
Actually... no, no you aren't...
Well, decent for the English translations of anime, perhaps...
I do better grammar than you do at least.
Edit: Fixt
Surface
12-03-2008, 04:04 PM
e-warrior 101
(http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1929480#post1929480)
Funny stuff, drycry over here trying to justify himself for abusing report is a hilarious follow up as well.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:05 PM
Funny stuff, drycry over here trying to justify himself for abusing report is a hilarious follow up as well.
wtf? The only people crying here seem to be you guys who just can't seem to take I'm not being affected by this, try trolling better n00bs.
Surface
12-03-2008, 04:14 PM
wtf? The only people crying here seem to be you guys who just can't seem to take I'm not being affected by this, try trolling better n00bs.
Trying to get someone banned because they hurt your feelings is "being affected", trying to justify it with some "I'm trying to prevent spam" bull falls more on the pathetic side though.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:16 PM
No it wasn't because they hurt my feelings, it was because they were being dicks and I can't be bothered dealing with people who use such roundabout and boring methods, it actually takes quite a lot to get me angry :rolleyes:
I love how your all putting words into my mouth, do I really have to simplify it that much for you? And it is pretty much spam because they're just saying the same crap over and over just like in this thread.
Oh and way to ruin another thread again guys, it's a shame you couldn't have just had the balls to make a seperate thread.
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 04:22 PM
Oh god, you guys made him cry again. All my effort with hugs and teddy bears went for nothing. Shame on you.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:23 PM
*pets troll* like I said it takes a lot more than something pathetic like this to get me angry.
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 04:24 PM
*pets troll* like I said it takes a lot more than something pathetic like this to get me angry.
Seems to work perfectly though. You are still here.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:25 PM
Ohhh, I get it, was this some kind of combined effort to try and flame me off the board? Sorry, I post where I want.
You know, freedom of speech and all that ;)
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 04:28 PM
Ohhh, I get it, was this some kind of combined effort to try and flame me off the board? Sorry, I post where I want.
You know, freedom of speech and all that ;)
As always you miss the point, but that's ok, we aren't expecting anything else but that.
I understand that internet is a serious business but I don't want to be responsible for someone's death because of that. Take it easy man, don't get so angry. It's rather unhealthy.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:29 PM
What point? I thought the objective was just to flame me?
*is immune to trolling*
*is immune to trolling*
Made me fuckin' lol.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:32 PM
Made me fuckin' lol.
But it's true! I've actually been laughing at half the stuff posted here lmao :D
LordTenacious
12-03-2008, 04:33 PM
You know, freedom of speech and all that ;)There isn't freedom of speech on forums, dipshit.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:34 PM
There isn't freedom of speech on forums, dipshit.
On the internet there is :D
Anyway half the time I've posted whatever I like and I've only gotten suspended a couple of times here.
oh and bewbz.
-Troll-
12-03-2008, 04:38 PM
What point? I thought the objective was just to flame me?
*is immune to trolling*
Nobody is flaming here. It might be serious business but all of us here are all about love and affection. I'm just trying to help you overcome your anger issues.
Since I should be getting some sleep soon, I'm not used to night shifts, I'll break to you a little secret baby Lethn. You are angry, and we are all aware of it. You might want pretend you are not, but in fact, by doing so, you are doing the exact opposite. That's the reason why you have to report everyone who says something bad about you and you are still in this thread radiating with anger, you can't handle it. You cannot separate your inner self from the serious business of the intratubes. You see, the art of trolling is a truly ancient mastery.
Theads said it right, the only way is to either take the heat and have fun with it, or ignore it. Anything else.... Well, you can see everyone's response to your posts. No need for further explanation.
Anyways baby Lethn, we shall continue your therapy soon.
:)
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:40 PM
Since I should be getting some sleep soon
lol
Killuminati
12-03-2008, 04:50 PM
Stop it...HE'S FRAGILE
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:51 PM
Stop it...HE'S FRAGILE
Who troll? Because he's too young to be up this late and gets cranky in threads? :p
Killuminati
12-03-2008, 04:52 PM
I'm just here to protect you lethn
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:53 PM
I think I scared most of them off actually with how unphased I am rofl.
LordTenacious
12-03-2008, 04:54 PM
On the internet there is :D
No. I was about to go on a long-winded explanation why not, but I realized that would be a waste.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:55 PM
No. I was about to go on a long-winded explanation why not, but I realized that would be a waste.
Well of course you can argue there isn't, but it goes either way, you pretty much can though because no one can intefere with the process of creating your own forum or website, it's only when the ISPs start pissing on our privacy rights that we are going to see the freedom truly taken away.
Sonn he's gonna start shattering and pull the "Obvious troll is obvious troll" bullshit, we all know its an act.
LordTenacious
12-03-2008, 04:56 PM
No, that's not true Lethn..
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:56 PM
What does sonn mean?
Surface
12-03-2008, 04:57 PM
I think I scared most of them off actually with how unphased I am rofl.
Ah, ignorance is bliss.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:58 PM
Ah, ignorance is bliss.
You saw me use it? *nod nod*
Works every time :D
Beeblebrox
12-03-2008, 04:59 PM
This thread was derailed beyond the point of no return.
The event horizon approaches. There's no turning back now.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 04:59 PM
Can't we just go back ontopic again? I'm bored :(
Plus I don't want to see a thread ruined by smelly trolls who can't troll.
Killuminati
12-03-2008, 05:00 PM
Can't we just go back ontopic again? I'm bored :(
Plus I don't want to see a thread ruined by smelly trolls who can't troll.
They already have smelled the scent you gave off.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 05:01 PM
They already have smelled the scent you gave off.
Yeah it's my troll repellent? Want some?
It stinks of rainbow and strawberry.
Can't we just go back ontopic again? I'm bored :(
Plus I don't want to see a thread ruined by smelly trolls who can't troll.
Lethn you dont even know what a troll is so you accuse everyone of trolling to try and cover yourself.
Beeblebrox
12-03-2008, 05:08 PM
Can't we just go back ontopic again? I'm bored :(
Plus I don't want to see a thread ruined by smelly trolls who can't troll.
Too late for that, mister.
Now you all must learn to enjoy your lives inside the black hole, the end of all things that were, are and will be.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 05:09 PM
Lethn you dont even know what a troll is so you accuse everyone of trolling to try and cover yourself.
silence you measly 5000+ tag!
Tribaja
12-03-2008, 05:12 PM
It amuses me a great deal to see Lethn claim that he just ignores trolls and isn't affected / doesn't care what they say, yet he keeps posting in this thread.
Keep it going chaps, his about to get his webcam set up soon.
silence you measly 5000+ tag!
And they call me a post spammer...
Ozzy Wrong
12-03-2008, 05:13 PM
This was the last one recently that I really got a kick out of.
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1762780#post1762780
Hey...I said that!
So did this thread just go downhill once Lethn got here?
It amuses me a great deal to see Lethn claim that he just ignores trolls and isn't affected / doesn't care what they say, yet he keeps posting in this thread.
Keep it going chaps, his about to get his webcam set up soon.
Lethn trolls himself. Its so easy to get him worked up its hard to resist.
Surface
12-03-2008, 05:16 PM
Lethn you dont even know what a troll is so you accuse everyone of trolling to try and cover yourself.
I was wondering if I was the only one who saw this, if you looked at my postcount it's pretty simple to see I come here rarely and usually evade threads like these.
This 'everyone who doesn't agree with me is a troll' cover is just another stupid see-through act that Lethn has been cycling through the entire thread. From "I report you to get rid of spam", "Nothing phases me so don't even try", "I'm just trying to get this thread back on track!!" and now this.
I have nothing against you Lethn, but it's a shame that you couldn't of just shrugged it off when someone made you look like a tool because you tried to play web warrior. Instead you sit here trying to convince everyone how little you care, which is clearly bull as you're still here defending yourself.
Ozzy Wrong
12-03-2008, 05:18 PM
The only thing I have against Lethn is he doesn't seem to like anything, so I can only assume he does everything wrong.
Maybe he has ear sex, I don't know. Maybe ear sex is all he knows.
Tribaja
12-03-2008, 05:25 PM
Maybe he has ear sex, I don't know. Maybe ear sex is all he knows.
This seems like the only logical option.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 05:37 PM
I was wondering if I was the only one who saw this, if you looked at my postcount it's pretty simple to see I come here rarely and usually evade threads like these.
This 'everyone who doesn't agree with me is a troll' cover is just another stupid see-through act that Lethn has been cycling through the entire thread. From "I report you to get rid of spam", "Nothing phases me so don't even try", "I'm just trying to get this thread back on track!!" and now this.
I have nothing against you Lethn, but it's a shame that you couldn't of just shrugged it off when someone made you look like a tool because you tried to play web warrior. Instead you sit here trying to convince everyone how little you care, which is clearly bull as you're still here defending yourself.
I don't care though and aren't you yourself being a tool by coming in here as well?
Also, like I've said a thousand times, I argue with people who argue intelligently perfectly fine and back off if I'm wrong, I haven't even ignored or reported you either which simply proves my point, the people here that I have reported or ignored have been the utter minority in this.
Filip
12-03-2008, 05:38 PM
Wow, that signature-quote was awesome Thaeds.
Lethn, for someone who doesn't care, you're putting in a lot of effort to either get them to stop (report) or to explain where they are wrong. Might be wrong, but if you don't care for something/someone, you generally don't put effort into it.
Anyways; this quote was hilarious too:
men: generally, easy orgasms
women: depends...usually not that easy, but the possibility of super combos make up for that
Lethn
12-03-2008, 05:40 PM
Thanks for putting this thread on topic again Flip but hell, I think I'll just keep these folks on ignore like I usually do, no point in trying to reason with idiots which I admit was stupid to do.
oh and...
I was wondering if I was the only one who saw this, if you looked at my postcount it's pretty simple to see I come here rarely and usually evade threads like these.
Epic irony lulz ;)
LordTenacious
12-03-2008, 05:42 PM
That's not irony dipshit.
I don't care though and aren't you yourself being a tool by coming in here as well?
Also, like I've said a thousand times, I argue with people who argue intelligently perfectly fine and back off if I'm wrong, I haven't even ignored or reported you either which simply proves my point, the people here that I have reported or ignored have been the utter minority in this.
The only reason you use the ignore list is because you're smart enough to realise you're incapable of doing it yourself. You're just way too easily annoyed.
I'm not trying to have a go at you. Just pointing out things i see.
Spinewire
12-03-2008, 05:47 PM
I like the PM I got from a mod asking me to please stop harassing Lethn, and that while I hadn't done anything wrong, he didn't want the guilt of a suicide on his hands. Apparently Lethn had been reporting every post I made or something... backstory is in my sig.
Flaming him or owning him with words is not exactly the biggest of accomplishments, being has he is the probably the most emo and easily riled.
peekalo
12-03-2008, 06:21 PM
see below
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epicor
12-03-2008, 06:23 PM
See my sig.
maskedtears
12-03-2008, 06:25 PM
Flaming him or owning him with words is not exactly the biggest of accomplishments, being has he is the probably the most emo and easily riled.
Yup yup, me on the other hand....
So back on topic. I am going to look for some unappreciated quotes. I wish I would find one by me but seeing as I never say anything worthwhile...it would be worth the trouble.
epicor
12-03-2008, 06:28 PM
Yup yup, me on the other hand....
So back on topic. I am going to look for some unappreciated quotes. I wish I would find one by me but seeing as I never say anything worthwhile...it would be worth the trouble.
omg, when did you come back tears?
Raxxor
12-03-2008, 06:28 PM
Didn't see the guy from my sig in a long time :o he used to make many great posts.
maskedtears
12-03-2008, 06:38 PM
omg, when did you come back tears?
A week or two. And no I wasn't suspended or anything, I was just away. I can only handle this being nice crap for so long. :)
Zokten
12-03-2008, 06:58 PM
Hmmmm
akrippler
12-03-2008, 07:40 PM
I really think you should find a way to put this in your vid.
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1855774#post1855774
and then
http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1855767#post1855767
Marrik
12-03-2008, 07:56 PM
"The end of the world is December 12, 2012. trust me, ive done the math."
akrippler
12-03-2008, 08:05 PM
"The end of the world is December 12, 2012. trust me, ive done the math."
I didnt think it was the 12th, I thought it was a different day, If so I might be the anti-christ, thats my birthday.
AtanasRikard
12-03-2008, 08:40 PM
Thanks for putting this thread on topic again Flip but hell, I think I'll just keep these folks on ignore like I usually do, no point in trying to reason with idiots which I admit was stupid to do.
oh and...
Epic irony lulz ;)
"Thanks for putting this thread back on topic, but let me just say one more thing not related in anyway to the topic in order try and save face":rolleyes:
"oh and
I have no idea what irony means so let me use it ;)" -Lethn
This thread has been hilarious. Lethn... seriously? Reporting someone because the are "picking on you?" Either A: grow some fucking balls you whiny ass pussy; B: you have an ignore list, use it; or C: go to another game because when Darkfall begins the GM's aren't gonna give two shits about the fact that some guy keeps "griefing" you.
Take your pick.
Lethn
12-03-2008, 08:41 PM
Late troll is late, stop putting words into posts that never existed and keep the fucking topic on topic.
Skyborn
12-03-2008, 08:55 PM
I fully support the use of teargas on any assembly that starts chanting, because chanting is lame.
Carl is one funny motherfucker
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 09:01 PM
Late troll is late, stop putting words into posts that never existed and keep the fucking topic on topic.
ummmm....no?
lilyeti
12-03-2008, 09:08 PM
actually...no, no you are not...
well, decent for the english translations of anime, perhaps...
Ironic.
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Keep the quotes going, should I take screen shots of the quotes? Or have write them out and have them scrolling across the screen?
Papermate420
12-03-2008, 09:12 PM
Late troll is late, stop putting words into posts that never existed and keep the fucking topic on topic.
Lol, Lethn is a wittle baby girl.
On a side note, my favorite quote:
"Beta is going to be releasing toward the end of Summer" - Aventurine 2007
Carl Ragadamn
12-03-2008, 09:14 PM
Carl is one funny motherfucker
I forgot about that one...
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 09:23 PM
Ironic.
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Keep the quotes going, should I take screen shots of the quotes? Or have write them out and have them scrolling across the screen?
i do have my Moments...
Carl Ragadamn
12-03-2008, 09:25 PM
i do have my Moments...
The proper term for them are Senior Moments...
Skyborn
12-03-2008, 09:25 PM
I forgot about that one...
I have a two page word doc of my favorite quotes...its hilarious.
Like this for example...
Search slept with your mother and didn't even have the courtesy to let her orgasm.
Carl Ragadamn
12-03-2008, 09:29 PM
I have a two page word doc of my favorite quotes...its hilarious.
Like this for example...
I wish someone had done that will all the good Surly page long flames...we could sell it as a religious text for the internet.
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 09:29 PM
The proper term for them are Senior Moments...
i'd beat you senseless with a dead mongoose , if i could remember who you are...
or why i'm holding a dead mongoose
Skyborn
12-03-2008, 09:30 PM
i'd beat you senseless with a dead mongoose , if i could remember who you are...
or why i'm holding a dead mongoose
Doc your timing is amazing...I am adding this to the list...
Here's another one...
p.s. skyborn sending me friend requests this close to beta is just mean...
Carl Ragadamn
12-03-2008, 09:31 PM
i'd beat you senseless with a dead mongoose , if i could remember who you are...
or why i'm holding a dead mongoose
I am that guy who always enrages you, you remember me, I am Lindorn.
DocGonzo
12-03-2008, 09:33 PM
I am that guy who always enrages you, you remember me, I am Lindorn.
lol...nah..Lindorn is always nice to meh and brings me cheez-whiz
you're that Degen fellah i bet...time for your concrete enema...
(too bad the old Mourning boards are down, eh? billions of great Pink flames in there)
Skyborn
12-03-2008, 09:36 PM
By the way Carl (asshole) thanks for warning me (asshole) that the mods in Clans pay more attention (jackass), I just got a warning (asshat) for making a buttseks (which you like) joke about Red...
Carl Ragadamn
12-03-2008, 09:38 PM
lol...nah..Lindorn is always nice to meh and brings me cheez-whiz
you're that Degen fellah i bet...time for your concrete enema...
(too bad the old Mourning boards are down, eh? billions of great Pink flames in there)
Get Allura to dig them out for you.
By the way Carl (asshole) thanks for warning me (asshole) that the mods in Clans pay more attention (jackass), I just got a warning (asshat) for making a buttseks (which you like) joke about Red...
I did it for the lulz...but seriously I expected you to catch the lay of the land.
Skyborn
12-03-2008, 09:40 PM
I did it for the lulz...but seriously I expected you to catch the lay of the land.
You win this round you communist bastard...course it wasn't an infraction so now I know...I really need to pay better attention to the rest of the boards...
Jackhowitzer
12-03-2008, 09:45 PM
that is THE single most pathetic thing i've ever seen on Forumfall...
you're proud of snitching and whining like a little bitch?
disgraceful, imo
IMO what's sad is other people jacking each other's e-peens off by trying to show quotes that are kind of funny, fucked up, or don't make any fucking sense. Have fun going OMG THAT WAS sO fUnNY I rEmEmBER THAT LOLOLOL /suck e-peen..
Screw you guys, I'm going to watch my sig, have fun in jackass land.
Skyborn
12-03-2008, 09:53 PM
IMO what's sad is other people jacking each other's e-peens off by trying to show quotes that are kind of funny, fucked up, or don't make any fucking sense. Have fun going OMG THAT WAS sO fUnNY I rEmEmBER THAT LOLOLOL /suck e-peen..
Screw you guys, I'm going to watch my sig, have fun in jackass land.
Emo sad today? Go put on your black lipstick and listen to some Good Charlotte, we'll be here when you get back.
Killuminati
12-03-2008, 10:18 PM
IMO what's sad is other people jacking each other's e-peens off by trying to show quotes that are kind of funny, fucked up, or don't make any fucking sense. Have fun going OMG THAT WAS sO fUnNY I rEmEmBER THAT LOLOLOL /suck e-peen..
Screw you guys, I'm going to watch my sig, have fun in jackass land.
have fun in weeaboo land, fatboy.
akrippler
12-03-2008, 10:30 PM
"The way I see it sex is a race, and I NEVER lose."
or
"If there is no turf on the field flip it over and play in the mud.
sorros
12-03-2008, 10:38 PM
i truly hope so, drinking is a large part of my real life and i would like it to be so in game...
Merged another one. You guys suck.
For those who dont know (somehow) ^---Mod. which is what makes it kind of funny.
You obviously underestimate the completely overwhelming awesomeness that is ammon and thrill_kill combined into one fury filled fruit cake of epicness.
The irony in this is that RealBigDeal22 takes RealSmallDeals and makes them RealBigDeals.
This developer's name is Bodkins Von Monkeykin. He is loathed.
paranoia is just the beginning, be afraid..... very afraid
Again, for those who somehow dont know, ^----mod.
Realbigdeal22
12-03-2008, 10:39 PM
You are such bastards!
Poor Sargon... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF6PpP-pAcg&feature=related)
Best video to compar moderator avatar. This is like a last post when they close a thread because no one talk. Only the crazy poor guy or woman (I dont know) in the video.
Best video to compar miderator avatar.
Lolwut?
sorros
12-03-2008, 10:43 PM
Lolwut?
not sure...it IS RBD....
rockyraccoon
12-03-2008, 10:46 PM
what the fuck ever happened to all those good ole forumfallers with their awesome posts. oh yeah, we happened.
sorros
12-03-2008, 11:10 PM
what the fuck ever happened to all those good ole forumfallers with their awesome posts. oh yeah, we happened.
beta, perhaps? d(^.^)b
Wickfield
12-03-2008, 11:10 PM
what the fuck ever happened to all those good ole forumfallers with their awesome posts. oh yeah, we happened.
*you happened.
Now they're all caught up in hating you, and they don't post good no more.
Fuck you.
sorros
12-03-2008, 11:10 PM
what the fuck ever happened to all those good ole forumfallers with their awesome posts. oh yeah, we happened.
beta, perhaps? d(^.^)b
edit* double post...but one after another poster? >.>
Wickfield
12-03-2008, 11:10 PM
beta, perhaps? :D
Lies! Beta is a myth to keep us in line until release in 2020.
Jackhowitzer
12-03-2008, 11:11 PM
have fun in weeaboo land, fatboy.
Have fun sucking some other persons e-peen, tubbycakes.
Yeoldfart357
12-03-2008, 11:12 PM
My sig quote
VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Jackhowitzer
12-03-2008, 11:14 PM
Emo sad today? Go put on your black lipstick and listen to some Good Charlotte, we'll be here when you get back.
Nope, you just misinterpreted my post as an emo whine fest. I'm just making a point that it's retarded to worship someone because of some random witty comment on the internet. /Fanboy much? Also, it's funny that Killuminati comes in right after you, trying to hard a bit? I think so. More at 10:00.
Skyborn
12-03-2008, 11:24 PM
Nope, you just misinterpreted my post as an emo whine fest. I'm just making a point that it's retarded to worship someone because of some random witty comment on the internet. /Fanboy much? Also, it's funny that Killuminati comes in right after you, trying to hard a bit? I think so. More at 10:00.
1. Perception is reality, if you act like a whiny emo douche then you are a whiny emo douche.
2. Thinking something is funny =| worship.
3. ZOMG sum onze pozteds afters meL!@ Its a conspiracy, way to see through the clouds of sneakyness...
Thaeds
12-03-2008, 11:27 PM
Sonn he's gonna start shattering and pull the "Obvious troll is obvious troll" bullshit, we all know its an act.
Late troll is late, stop putting words into posts that never existed and keep the fucking topic on topic.
Couldn't help noticing this gem.
Anyone who wants to see e-warrior 102, a follow up guide on trolling, send me a PM. I'm pretty sure I can craft it from the posts in this thread alone. I need a good distraction from finals anyway! (101 is in my sig, of course)
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e-warrior 101
(http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1929480#post1929480)
Ron Paul said it, I said it, why the fuck are you acting like this is unknown to most of us who haven't been blindly following the media?
And who the fuck are you? The top economists disagreed about whether the bailout was a good idea or not, and we won't know for a long time, if ever, who was right. You're opinion was given to you by some e-warrior who managed to sound convincing. You have absolutely no ability to judge the bailout because you don't have anywhere near the education or experience to know the first thing about it.
You are such a fucking generic piece of shit it's actually intriguing. In fact, in order to both show everyone how unique you are, and explore the topic a little further, I present to you, and the rest of forumfall, e-warrior 101, a guide in correctly formed internet arguments. Enjoy!
All of these posts were made in the last 12 hours, and represent half of Lethn's total posts in that time.
This first quote is a classic example of "There is a huge conspiracy and I'm the only one too smart to fall for it"
As with all games I'll just study the gameplay videos and decide myself, frankly I think games reviews are so fucking annoyingly biased towards publishers I wouldn't want to see what people have to say about Darkfall, especially with the vaporware tag it's been given by idiots who haven't bothered checking out the game properly.
Now we have "I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore". A great way to show people how in control of everything you really are.
The times they post news and stuff is almost completely random so I'm not going to get my hopes up until I see a news item saying "We're sending out beta emails now" quite frankly.
Possibly the best example of "I don't conform to typical social norms" I've ever seen... His resistance to realize that if not for his extreme social phobia he would fuck anything that moved is remarkable.
She is hot, I just don't find her all that attractive personally :p
Ahh, a classic. The "you are so lucky I decided not to flame you". No e-warrior should be without this in their repertoire.
Must resist... Temptation to flame...
Here our e-warrior unleashes his first combo, starting with "it's okay for me to do whatever I want because I am on a whole other level than the rest of you". It's then followed by an "I can post like a troll, and still call you a troll cause I'm better than you". Really does get the point across.
I ranted about how I cheated and I enjoyed it because of shitty stats based games that force you to play by their rules in order to enjoy the game, kkthxbai troll.
Not only has our friend mastered the use of forum style arguments, but he even tries to educate the masses, as you can see in this explination of "post a lot so anyone who doesn't read it is wrong".
This is why I write walls of texts so people who don't read them look incredibly stupid.
Perhaps in a frenzy of intellectualness we catch a rare glimpse indeed. It seems despite knowing better Lethn very nearly makes a blunder in this timeless "I have a plan so awesome I shouldn't even be talking about it". Whew that was a close one!
Who said anything about anarchy? I'm just going to kill any enemies I see and carve out my own underground criminal empi-.... woops! Almost gave my plan away.
One of the more deceptive and below the belt moves, in my opinion, "I know you are but what am I" does wonders to defray attention from yourself onto another, weaker, e-warrior. Anything goes in e-wars. This move tries to shift public opinion by asserting the e-warriors dominance, thus, only the most powerful e-warriors should attempt it.
Will those fucking assholes stop attention whoring already? As if their clan isn't filled with idiots enough, I can't wait to kill those scumbags in game, they will be on my KoS list.
When you've spent twelve hours or so posting, your fingers and mind can get a little tired, so, much like a kung-fu master uses an opponents own force against them, so will a true e-warrior use his opponents efforts against them. Here we see this in use with "if you understood what you were saying, you'd see you already proved yourself wrong". This is a particularly useful skill both for the brevity, and because of the circularness of the argument. If your opponent didn't even know what they said the first time, then all future posts are invalidated as well, the argument is won in less than a sentence!
Cry more and read your previous posts.
When your opponents own force isn't great enough to use against them, use their weakness instead with "no source, no truth!". It's a doubly whammy to your victim because not only does finding a source take a lot of effort, but that effort also validates your argument by showing that a source was needed! This move is best used in arguments against common knowledge facts.
Okay fucking source please
"I'm so cool I don't even have to act like I'm cool"
bewbz! *runs in circles*
For our grand finale we see something only expert e-warriors should dare attempt. A five part combo which will surely leave any opponent decimated. It gets complicated so I'll break it down to it's parts. It's also safer than viewing the entire attack at once.
He starts off with a solid "you don't read right" questioning his opponents abilities right off the bat.
Clearly you didn't read
Then he moves into a "I have much better things to do" transition which negates the importance of the original point, which then invalidates even the best responses!
I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered
Another one-two combo, to make it even more embarrassing for someone to correct him, because he "doesn't care"! Masterful.
I don't care
This part of the chain is tricky as an inexperienced e-warrior could easily damage himself with this move, but Lethn is no regular e-warrior! He easily makes his point again with "I'm only good at good games", which not only invalidates arguments for the games, but also increases his skills as a gamer. Remarkable.
getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.
Rounding out his lethal combo, we see the e-warrior shows how powerful he is with "rules only effect me if I say they do, and that's okay".
I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.
Now that I've gone over the individual parts, I don't think it can do any serious damage to show you this post in it's entirety... Study it, you can learn a lot.
Clearly you didn't read, I was almost at the end but couldn't be fucking bothered constantly dying and trying to figure out what it was that I did wrong and I don't care, I found it far more fun than just getting pissed off because the game wouldn't let me progress anymore.
Also for the record I've never cheated in any other games like Morrowind because they allow you to use some tactics instead of just force you to go back.
That's it for me guys. Join me next time for e-warrior 102 when we'll go over Rick-Rolls, YTMNDs, Photoshop and other advanced techniques.
Peace out and remember to take care of your ego, it's by far the best defense out there! Stay safe!
That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.
Seriously, why did you even bother? I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say, you should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.
Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now because when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.
That was the most pathetic troll attempt I've ever seen
You don't read right.
Thaeds as someone who supposedly joined in 2005 I honestly expected better than the usual "Put words into peoples mouth and pretend they're saying something else" tactics that only the trolls on MMORPG.com use.
I don't conform to typical social norms.
Seriously, why did you even bother?
It's okay for me to do what I want because I'm on a whole other level than you.
I'm rather impressed you actually went to the lengths you did to dig up so many quotes but they don't make any point nor do they actually verify anything that you say
I don't care.
You should take a lesson from Jon Stewart on how to dig up peoples' quotes and use it against them he does it very well against politicians.
Do you have a source for this?
Not only that, did you even think this would actually bother me in the slightest? Pathetic e-peen stroking like that is something I just laugh at right now
If you understood what you were saying, you'd see that you already proved yourself wrong.
when you resort to trying to personally attack someone then you yourself end up looking like the utter douchebag instead of the person your trying to target.
I'm such a seasoned veteran I don't even have emotions anymore.
there's a limit to how much of an asshole you can be.
...Wall of hilarity...And this boys and girls is the difference between an '05er and an '07er.
Bronson;1929518']Wow, bravo and well done!
Holy shit.
pretty hilarious read
Hahaha, thank you so much. I will always be able to look at Lethn's ramblings with a smile on my face now.
I salute you.
oh god many lulz..many lulz....
That was pretty epic.
Thaeds, pat on the back for making me laugh.
Jackhowitzer
12-03-2008, 11:30 PM
1. Perception is reality, if you act like a whiny emo douche then you are a whiny emo douche.
2. Thinking something is funny =| worship.
3. ZOMG sum onze pozteds afters meL!@ Its a conspiracy, way to see through the clouds of sneakyness...
1. Perception is your version of reality.
2. There's a difference between thinking something is funny, and making 18 posts about 1 guy. Sure some of his stuff is funny, but others is just retarded as hell.
3.I was directing that to Killuminati, not to you.
Jackhowitzer
12-03-2008, 11:35 PM
http://consumerist.com/consumer/privacy/aol-user-927-illuminated-192502.php
fav. sig quote.
http://consumerist.com/consumer/privacy/aol-user-927-illuminated-192502.php
fav. sig quote.
Wow this topic got completely derailed.
I only quote my own horrible quotes.
lol (http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9846/dickwadchocora1.jpg)
Killuminati
12-04-2008, 01:50 AM
Being anonymous is awesome.
heroshade
12-04-2008, 01:51 AM
Lies! Beta is a myth to keep us in line until release in 2020.
And by then everybody will be to busy playing Duke Nukem Forever to buy Darkfall!:ohno:
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