View Full Version : Gaming: Men who portray themselves as females on the net and in games.
NapalmEnema
11-29-2008, 06:01 AM
ez way to settle this, post a pic with you holding a penny up.
Or a pic of you being urinated on by 10 or more Japanese business men.
Either / or
Step up females, prove thyselves!!!:ohno:
Lioness
11-29-2008, 06:02 AM
Teutates is def. not female...
I wouldn't know... He always claims to be lol
maskedtears
11-29-2008, 06:02 AM
A picture doesn't prove anything though.
I could post a pic of Brad Pitt to someone in Thailand and say it was me and they'd probably never be the wiser...
However I have seen a pic or two of you and I think it was a once and for all proof that you are who you claim to be.
Something your buddy here refuses to do. :sly:
yeah it was proven through: voice chat, vent and msn. Aswell as other means.
True but regardless she will have the beans spilled on her eventually and it will prove that she is or isn't.
And no worries I'm not going to defend her or anything since I had to deal with this shit for like what...months on end. So I'll say this is training. Continue on Sir.
9?!
Well, I was only talking about active ones. Active in OT to be even more specific. =P
Then that would be me and you I guess. I forgot which ones on my friends list were really girls. :)
Loadafreak
11-29-2008, 06:03 AM
I'm male rolling a female. And if there is a tit-size slider on char-creation I may not leave the char-creation.
See, I learned from AoC that even if a game has tits, it can still manage to somehow suck. But I hope Darkfall will be able to have tits and be awesome, because then it is a win-win situation.
I'm confused why some people say it's abnormal or makes you gay to choose opposite gender in a game. Why would you want to play the same gender as you are irl, or same race: Human male, most boring shitty choice you can make if you are human male.
The hardest part is adjusting your voice enough to be convincing on ventrilo.
Here is proof maskedtears is a female:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Idh9VlQljw
While I disagree with her movie / book choice, she is obviously female... or ...is she/it/wtf?
Fuck, I thought I escaped that hideous thing from the other thread :bang:
palo god
11-29-2008, 06:04 AM
I have posted pics! Wtf...
Post a picture of yourself holding a sign saying "hello forum fall" in your right hand while your left eye is closed right behind your computer with your computer screen on off topic while naked and ill believe that you're a women.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 06:04 AM
I have posted pics! Wtf...
Where are they?
Are they defining proof that it's you?
Do they prove you are indeed female?
I mean if you want to send me a link via PM, you have my word it won't get seen beyond that.
Doubt me? Ask Fro about my integrity and if I keep my word.
nathanpinard
11-29-2008, 06:05 AM
True but regardless she will have the beans spilled on her eventually and it will prove that she is or isn't.
She's a laaaaaaddyyyy...............boy.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 06:05 AM
I wouldn't know... He always claims to be lol
This is why we take your claim with a huge amount of salt.
Understand what I'm getting at now?
Lioness
11-29-2008, 06:08 AM
Where are they?
Are they defining proof that it's you?
Do they prove you are indeed female?
I mean if you want to send me a link via PM, you have my word it won't get seen beyond that.
Doubt me? Ask Fro about my integrity and if I keep my word.
I said I posted them on these forums... If I wanted it to be a secret I wouldn't have posted them, lol.
Here:
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/3a315962096d6e30669368663089a21f768.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/333333333.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/2222222.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/33333333333333.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/3333333333333333333.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/NewCar2.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/NewCar.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/333333.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/3333.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/11111111.jpg
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 06:10 AM
Sorry, I was distracted for the past few pages. So where are we? Is Mr. Lion still trying to defend his virtual gender? Where are we at?
So now we have Mr. Lion, maskedtears, Teuntes and that WMD guy who's name I forgot all pretending to be women on the man's internet.
antihero-zero
11-29-2008, 06:10 AM
Female avatars is the 1st step to cross-dressing.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 06:11 AM
yeah it was proven through: voice chat, vent and msn. Aswell as other means.
True but regardless she will have the beans spilled on her eventually and it will prove that she is or isn't.
And no worries I'm not going to defend her or anything since I had to deal with this shit for like what...months on end. So I'll say this is training. Continue on Sir.
In fact if I remember correctly, I sent you a PM telling you to not let these assholes get to you went you first came into OT.
Didn't even know you were female at that point. They were picking on you about your sig, saying you were emo, blah blah blah.
Oh and it's not like I dislike Lion. I just want him/her to put up or shut up.
Simple as that.
I don't pick on people here for the hell of it, there's always a purpose behind what I do.
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 06:11 AM
I said I posted them on these forums... If I wanted it to be a secret I wouldn't have posted them, lol.
Here:
Do you realize that you can go to jail for impersonating someone else? Is that poor little girl a victim of yours? Where is her body now?!
Someone call FBI!
maskedtears
11-29-2008, 06:12 AM
I said I posted them on these forums... If I wanted it to be a secret I wouldn't have posted them, lol.
Here:
Through the pictures you look different. Are those from like freshmen year to senior year?
Through the pictures you look different. Are those from like freshmen year to senior year?
No, they're lies!
maskedtears
11-29-2008, 06:13 AM
Sorry, I was distracted for the past few pages. So where are we? Is Mr. Lion still trying to defend his virtual gender? Where are we at?
So now we have Mr. Lion, maskedtears, Teuntes and that WMD guy who's name I forgot all pretending to be women on the man's internet.
lol this isn't about me. Or Teuntes (faker).
In fact if I remember correctly, I sent you a PM telling you to not let these assholes get to you went you first came into OT.
Didn't even know you were female at that point. They were picking on you about your sig, saying you were emo, blah blah blah.
Oh and it's not like I dislike Lion. I just want him/her to put up or shut up.
Simple as that.
I don't pick on people here for the hell of it, there's always a purpose behind what I do.
Yup I remember, I have an unfathomable amount of respect for you, due to the way you treat people.
And I know, which is why I'm not worried.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 06:18 AM
Okay I'll cease and desist with Lioness for the time being and give the benefit of the doubt.
But Teutates is not a woman and never will be until he gets the operation.:D
Lioness
11-29-2008, 06:19 AM
Through the pictures you look different. Are those from like freshmen year to senior year?
Yeah those are all from high school.
Here are pictures from just yesterday:
Pic 1 (http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/n7815988_38454785_8417.jpg)
Pic 2 (http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk37/Atessax/n7815988_38454755_9135.jpg)
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 06:20 AM
Yeah those are all from high school.
Here are pictures from just yesterday:
Links are broken.
nathanpinard
11-29-2008, 06:21 AM
I said I posted them on these forums... If I wanted it to be a secret I wouldn't have posted them, lol.
Here:
Oh my. A redhead cutie too.
Yes, I know your married (or was if fiance?)
Just saying.
The name fits too.
maskedtears
11-29-2008, 06:24 AM
Yeah those are all from high school.
Here are pictures from just yesterday:
Pic 1 (http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v371/13/66/7815988/n7815988_38454755_9135.jpg)
Pic 2 (http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v371/13/66/7815988/n7815988_38454785_8417.jpg)
hmm I wonder if I look really different from when I was in high school. Not that I've had the JAILBAIT sign off for too long. :( Now I have something to do to unbore myself. :)
Oh my. A redhead cutie too.
Yes, I know your married (or was if fiance?)
Just saying.
The name fits too.
Your tone has changed. YOU SICK FUCK!
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 06:25 AM
Oh my. A redhead cutie too.
Yes, I know your married (or was if fiance?)
Just saying.
The name fits too.
Oh Jesus, don't go all to water so quickly will ya.
Any real females lurking here will lose all manner of respect for ya.
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 06:25 AM
Yeah those are all from high school.
Here are pictures from just yesterday:
Pic 1 (http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v371/13/66/7815988/n7815988_38454755_9135.jpg)
Pic 2 (http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v371/13/66/7815988/n7815988_38454785_8417.jpg)
It all makes sense now. You are the man in that picture and you murdered that little girl and now you wear her skin. Did you put her in a well too? Did she fight back when you asked her to put the lotion on or be hosed?
You sadistic internet predator!
Lioness
11-29-2008, 06:27 AM
It all makes sense now. You are the man in that picture and you murdered that little girl and now you wear her skin. Did you put her in a well too? Did she fight back when you asked her to put the lotion on or be hosed?
You sadistic internet predator!
I don't care what you say about me but that's my fiance, be nice. =/
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 06:28 AM
I don't care what you say about me but that's my fiance, be nice. =/
You killed your fiance and you wear her skin? You are a serious sick fuck you know! What did she ever do to you to deserve that?
maskedtears
11-29-2008, 06:28 AM
I don't care what you say about me but that's my fiance, be nice. =/
Trust me when guys are on forumfall are nice to other males...things get a bit kinky. Spare your fiance the burden.
ppsh42
11-29-2008, 06:36 AM
Trust me when guys are on forumfall are nice to other males...things get a bit kinky. Spare your fiance the burden.
Says the emo chick.
On Topic: I find it awkward and gay.
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 06:39 AM
Trust me when guys are on forumfall are nice to other males...things get a bit kinky. Spare your fiance the burden.
What's wrong with fellow males showing affection and warm feelings toward each other? Being very stereotypical and superficial today, eh?! God damn, woman... Or rather man pretending to be woman... Always so damn superficial, just like real women.
maskedtears
11-29-2008, 06:42 AM
What's wrong with fellow males showing affection and warm feelings toward each other? Being very stereotypical and superficial today, eh?! God damn, woman... Or rather man pretending to be woman... Always so damn superficial, just like real women.
Oh I didn't say 'I' had a problem with it. I was worried about their soon to be marriage.
ppsh42
11-29-2008, 06:43 AM
Oh I didn't say 'I' had a problem with it. I was worried about their soon to be marriage.
I think I like you.
Its easy to spot them in games. Just act like a girl til they start flirting with you :ohno:
Nevron
11-29-2008, 06:53 AM
So now we have Mr. Lion, maskedtears, Teuntes and that WMD guy who's name I forgot all pretending to be women on the man's internet.
You didn't forget my name, which is obvious by the fact that you remember a detail such as what guild I'm in.
Point out where I ever pretended to be female. I know, I know, you can't, you're just throwing in some filler for lack of anything else to say.
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 06:57 AM
You didn't forget my name, which is obvious by the fact that you remember a detail such as what guild I'm in.
Point out where I ever pretended to be female. I know, I know, you can't, you're just throwing in some filler for lack of anything else to say.
Stop pretending to not be pretending to be woman. We can see through your lies.
chimp
11-29-2008, 08:50 AM
Stop pretending to not be pretending to be woman. We can see through your lies.
This MAN is correct, remove thyself from this thread at once.
Then again I have pretended to be sexy ladies in MMOs, mostly to obtain free items or troll people in general. As far as I could conclude from my extensive research into the subject, one simply needs to use otaku smiley faces and say "lol!!" a lot.
So "lo" from a man, becomes "lo lolol ^_^", from a woman.
maskedtears
11-29-2008, 08:52 AM
This MAN is correct, remove thyself from this thread at once.
Then again I have pretended to be sexy ladies in MMOs, mostly to obtain free items or troll people in general. As far as I could conclude from my extensive research into the subject, one simply needs to use otaku smiley faces and say "lol!!" a lot.
So "lo" from a man, becomes "lo lolol ^_^", from a woman.
You must write a book on this. This could be the breakthrough that will change he lives of many people forever!
chimp
11-29-2008, 09:02 AM
You must write a book on this. This could be the breakthrough that will change he lives of many people forever!
But if i divulged all of my secrets, id leave none for myself and Id flood the MMO market with almost perfect female replicas.
In UO my two revenue streams were scamming and pretending to be female, that was the only way I could make money. Im not going to put myself out of a job here tbh.
Zwarp
11-29-2008, 09:05 AM
what is a mahna mahna?
the answer is, who cares?
Toxic Waste
11-29-2008, 09:14 AM
Aww look at the little '08er trying to get noticed...its sorta cute, can I keep it and train it to be a big boy?
Also Barbie it is normal because some small percentage of men thrive on attention like a typical woman. So feel free to let out the inner you.
Thank you Dr. Cox.
Elemancer
11-29-2008, 09:23 AM
Thank you Dr. Cox.
cute sitcom reference....
But yea...guys that 'think' it's great to get free stuff by playing chicks in game...that's gay, fyi. Unfortunately, try to be remote as possible, but in secrecy every guy that plays a female for 'free stuff' or to 'look at her ass' really is one of those guys that would prefer to be a female irl because they could be more successful if they applied their vaginas more aptly.
Vessol
11-29-2008, 09:44 AM
cute sitcom reference....
But yea...guys that 'think' it's great to get free stuff by playing chicks in game...that's gay, fyi. Unfortunately, try to be remote as possible, but in secrecy every guy that plays a female for 'free stuff' or to 'look at her ass' really is one of those guys that would prefer to be a female irl because they could be more successful if they applied their vaginas more aptly.
Someone is uncomfortable with their sexuality.
Don't worry, coming out of the closet is easy.
Alandar
11-29-2008, 09:52 AM
Men who portray themselves as females are definitely abnormal. It's like cross dressing except they do it on the internet.
i never play a male, because i like to stare at a nice ass and tits.If you want to stare at muscles and beards look at your mirror or your sex partner.fags.
p.s. its just a fuckin game.
palo god
11-29-2008, 10:05 AM
i never play a male, because i like to stare at a nice ass and tits.If you want to stare at muscles and beards look at your mirror or your sex partner.fags.
p.s. its just a fuckin game.
I think someones afraid to come out of the closet. *points up*
wow i didnt see that coming :lmao:
maybe you can save my cock as well please?
palo god
11-29-2008, 10:09 AM
wow i didnt see that coming :lmao:
maybe you can save my cock as well please?
Want some butt sex0rs?
Want some butt sex0rs?
;)
Rigan Pere
11-29-2008, 10:22 AM
I was female in WoW, free stuff always makes it worth the while.
Hahaha aint that the truth. That worked a charm in UO back in the days too. In my first week in game some dude bought me a huge house and loads of items....too bad it was right next to his house though, as he eventually found out I had balls.
Alandar
11-29-2008, 10:26 AM
i never play a male, because i like to stare at a nice ass and tits.
If I want to stare at a woman's tits and ass I can always look at the real thing.
If I want to stare at a woman's tits and ass I can always look at the real thing.
while playing? you must be real good at PEEVEEPEE.
i love these forums.
Seddoron
11-29-2008, 11:14 AM
If male player plays a female character because bewbs, it might be somewhat normal.
If male player plays female character in a roleplaying way, he must be GAY!!!
Alandar
11-29-2008, 11:16 AM
while playing? you must be real good at PEEVEEPEE.
i love these forums.
Yeah while playing. :rolleyes:
Humac
11-29-2008, 11:36 AM
If male player plays a female character because bewbs, it might be somewhat normal.
If male player plays female character in a roleplaying way, he must be GAY!!!
I never understood the acts female equals gay parallell...
Spinewire
11-29-2008, 11:42 AM
I call everyone hun, honey, babe, sweety, etc.
/vomit
As for bloke playing as females the only people that i would give a shit about it are those that are likely to be tricked by it or have been tricked by it in the past.
Mordhak
11-29-2008, 11:45 AM
I never understood the acts female equals gay parallell...
Well, you ARE an elf.
Humac
11-29-2008, 11:54 AM
Well, you ARE an elf.
Should I just give up now or keep trying?
Mordhak
11-29-2008, 11:59 AM
Should I just give up now or keep trying?
If I were you I'd start looking into Angel Online.
Lethn
11-29-2008, 12:02 PM
Hello Kitty Online if you REALLY want to? But fuck, I'm terrified of the 'girls' I've seen there, they act girly even for me.
Humac
11-29-2008, 12:02 PM
If I were you I'd start looking into Angel Online.
I wonder how many males play females in that game, and how many of the males that are gay. The majority right?
Hello Kitty Online if you REALLY want to? But fuck, I'm terrified of the 'girls' I've seen there, they act girly even for me.
Does that mean you're attracted to them?
LordTenacious
11-29-2008, 12:03 PM
No. Lethn is attracted to males.
Mordhak
11-29-2008, 12:14 PM
No. Lethn is attracted to males.
This is probably among the truest of facts ever uttered on these boards.
KaneK89
11-29-2008, 12:16 PM
How far does 'portray' go? Just like choosing a female avatar?
I'm cool with that, i'm all for variety.
It's weird when they start getting too involved though,
Then they fool you onto the webcam and it all goes downhill from there..
What were we talking about?
This.
Sometimes I play female chars on games. I never portray myself as a woman, and when some desperate nerd starts hitting on me, I let him know and proceed to insult him for hitting on a girl in a game.
Those men that pretend to be women to fuck with desperate nerds are ok in my book.
Those men that pretend to be women for a reason I didn't list above need to seek mental help. Or a sex change.
I just realized I'm actually on topic in an off-topic thread.
I fail.
Ababoba
11-29-2008, 12:18 PM
Just normal... Just normal...
whats the point of saying "in before the poll"?
The same reason you ask about it.
Camthylion
11-29-2008, 12:19 PM
I think all hardcore MMO fans have created both races at one point... rather male or female... sometimes I get bored looking at a male and want to mess with a female, I don't see anything wrong with that as long as you're not leading someone on to belive your really a female. :rolleyes:
LordTenacious
11-29-2008, 12:23 PM
Also, I just noticed something.
But fuck, I'm terrified of the 'girls' I've seen there, they act girly even for me.
What the fuck Lethn? You actually spent some time snooping around Hello Kitty Online?
God damn you are such a ****.
Inb4the "You are just not comfortable with your sexuality".
Violin
11-29-2008, 12:27 PM
I see this being normal for the "noobs" in such game you can trade away your items for a date online.
Humac
11-29-2008, 12:28 PM
I think all hardcore MMO fans have created both races at one point... rather male or female... sometimes I get bored looking at a male and want to mess with a female, I don't see anything wrong with that as long as you're not leading someone on to belive your really a female. :rolleyes:
Yeah, I dont wanna mess with males all the time either, females are more my thing.
Now I usually play males in games, just because females are pretty badly made in just about every game out there.
Sometimes though they succeed in making a female that looks like a warrior instead of a top model.
Also, I just noticed something.
What the fuck Lethn? You actually spent some time snooping around Hello Kitty Online?
Yeah, noticed as well. Somehow it didnt surpise me though.
i want to add to my previous posts, that all my female chars have my favorite pr0nstars names.
rocco-peter north-etc. :lmao:
Nexus
11-29-2008, 02:02 PM
Variety is the spice of life. Playing a female character also usually makes your gear look different, which is ace when a game has limited desirable gear.
Realbigdeal22
11-29-2008, 02:12 PM
What's sad is that you still think that by calling me a man you are somehow getting at me. Honey, I can look in a mirror and get conformation that I am a woman. Your words will not convince me otherwise. ;)
As for the picture, I have already posted them. I may post more if another pictures thread rolls around, but for now I have no reason to.
If I posted a picture holding that sign, it would prove I actually gave a shit, or that I actually needed conformation that I am a woman. Neither of the statements are true.
All the forumfall woman should take a woman avatar. What confuse me the most, is when i see a man taking a woman avatar, and in further post, he say he's a man. Thats make me mad. Now i'm confuse and i dont know wo is a real woman or if you are a man with a woman avatar. I call this a self disrespect.
Suitepee
11-29-2008, 02:14 PM
I'm not really bothered.
They either do that for the fap or to con people. :D
Nexus
11-29-2008, 02:16 PM
and i dont know wo is a real woman or if you are a man with a woman avatar. I call this a self disrespect.
Should you really care? Do you actively treat men and women different when you think their wrong?
Plus this is the interweb, no one cares.
Voodoo Hoodoo
11-29-2008, 02:32 PM
You're all effing idiots...
What do you care if it's a man or a woman playing the same sex avatar or not?
Phuck me drunk, honestly, try to use your brains for something.
Disappointed with a lot of you for different reasons.
:bang:
down with the Decepticons!tm
Its just wrong to act like something a person is not. I'm with DocGonzo!!! "Down with the Decepticons!"
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 03:10 PM
You're all effing idiots...
What do you care if it's a man or a woman playing the same sex avatar or not?
Phuck me drunk, honestly, try to use your brains for something.
Disappointed with a lot of you for different reasons.
:bang:
Here's another one who plays a female...so defensive about it, it's pretty obvious.
chimp
11-29-2008, 03:15 PM
Here's another one who plays a female...so defensive about it, it's pretty obvious.
Indeed, he is making the rest of us cyber trannies look bad.
Also voodoo, its the internet. You are allowed to swear.
Lethn
11-29-2008, 03:17 PM
Also, I just noticed something.
What the fuck Lethn? You actually spent some time snooping around Hello Kitty Online?
rofl I'm amazed no one remembers the infamous thread where hello kitty Online was linked, I think I glanced over it once and then went back to forumfalling.
Tribaja
11-29-2008, 03:26 PM
All the forumfall woman should take a woman avatar. What confuse me the most, is when i see a man taking a woman avatar, and in further post, he say he's a man. Thats make me mad. Now i'm confuse and i dont know wo is a real woman or if you are a man with a woman avatar. I call this a self disrespect.
You must be very confused.
Ontopic, who gives a fuck? If somebody likes to play a female character, let them.
Humac
11-29-2008, 03:28 PM
You must be very confused.
Ontopic, who gives a fuck? If somebody likes to play a female character, let them.
Just Barbarossa that's a bit mad after meeting so many "female" friends IRL.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 03:29 PM
You must be very confused.
Ontopic, who gives a fuck? If somebody likes to play a female character, let them.
This thread is bringing all the decepticons out of the proverbial woodwork...
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 03:32 PM
Just Barbarossa that's a bit mad after meeting so many "female" friends IRL.
Pretty much if this had happened to me in real life, I'd be sitting on death row right now...so guess again, decepticon sympathizer.
chimp
11-29-2008, 03:34 PM
Pretty much if this had happened to me in real life, I'd be sitting on death row right now...so guess again, decepticon sympathizer.
wtf? since when was sodomy a capital punishment sentence?
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 04:00 PM
wtf? since when was sodomy a capital punishment sentence?
If you got sodomy over murder out of that, I'm pretty sure where your mindset stands...:D
Humac
11-29-2008, 04:08 PM
If you got sodomy over murder out of that, I'm pretty sure where your mindset stands...
And here I said what I did with no harm in mind.
Morthor
11-29-2008, 04:09 PM
Playing a female character in an MMO for example, is fine imo.. perfectly natural until you start pretenting that you are female in RL.
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 04:52 PM
Its just wrong to act like something a person is not. I'm with DocGonzo!!! "Down with the Decepticons!"
now i'm really skurred....
Marilyn
11-29-2008, 04:53 PM
Hi I'm Marilyn.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 04:54 PM
And here I said what I did with no harm in mind.
No offense, but its a bit hard to take anyone seriously/kiddingly who uses that elf avatar...I'm usually laughing too hard when I see it. :D
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 04:55 PM
Hi I'm Marilyn.
Decepticon dinobot...
Natdaprat
11-29-2008, 04:56 PM
Most men who play women on the internet are lonely 40 year old truckers from the states.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 05:01 PM
Most men who play women on the internet are lonely 40 year old truckers from the states.
Most truckers I know work 12-14+ hours a day, shows how much you know about truckers or the United states.
I could easily have said most decepticons are guys from the UK who drink tea with their pinky finger extended whilst helping to contribute to more bad dental hygiene.
But I won't because that would be as innaccurate a depiction of tea drinkers as your assumation of truckers, right?
Good smokescreen though, vile decepticon, you almost had me fooled...
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 05:03 PM
Most truckers I know work 12-14+ hours a day, shows how much you know about truckers or the United states.
I could easily have said most decepticons are guys from the UK who drink tea with their pinky finger extended whilst helping to contribute to more bad dental hygiene.
But I won't because that would be as innaccurate a depiction of tea drinkers as your assumation of truckers, right?
Good smokescreen though, vile decepticon, you almost had me fooled...
you forgot to mention that they would kick the living shit out of any poncy Pom who called them anything other than "sir"...
truckers are true Autobots...
Honest Bill
11-29-2008, 06:15 PM
Most truckers I know work 12-14+ hours a day, shows how much you know about truckers or the United states.
I could easily have said most decepticons are guys from the UK who drink tea with their pinky finger extended whilst helping to contribute to more bad dental hygiene.
But I won't because that would be as innaccurate a depiction of tea drinkers as your assumation of truckers, right?
Good smokescreen though, vile decepticon, you almost had me fooled...
I'll have you know there is nothing wrong with tea. In fact, every time i meet someone from Boston, i punch them in the face.
So wasteful
cosimo84
11-29-2008, 06:19 PM
If a guy is playing a female toon and goes around flirting with guys, i don't really got a problem with that. Let him play how he wants.
Just don't expect me to want to flirt back with some guy.
The real question here is.
What if this were total virtual reality, and you knew that it was a guy playing a female toon....would you still have sex with him in game?
Honest Bill
11-29-2008, 06:21 PM
If a guy is playing a female toon and goes around flirting with guys, i don't really got a problem with that. Let him play how he wants.
Just don't expect me to want to flirt back with some guy.
The real question here is.
What if this were total virtual reality, and you knew that it was a guy playing a female toon....would you still have sex with him in game?
No, i would stiick to NPC's
cosimo84
11-29-2008, 06:37 PM
No, i would stiick to NPC's
That saves you from being called a **** but I'm pretty sure it damns your soul
Honest Bill
11-29-2008, 06:38 PM
That saves you from being called a **** but I'm pretty sure it damns your soul
I have no soul, i sold it in the early 90s for cigarettes
cosimo84
11-29-2008, 06:45 PM
I have no soul, i sold it in the early 90s for cigarettes
****
Honest Bill
11-29-2008, 06:53 PM
****
Trading one's soul for 20 fags will do that
chimp
11-29-2008, 06:58 PM
Trading one's soul for 20 fags will do that
After years of sodomizing my vast imagination through the internet, I doubt I have little to any soul left.
Greyfang
11-29-2008, 08:34 PM
What do you care if it's a man or a woman playing the same sex avatar or not?
Should you really care? Do you actively treat men and women different when you think their wrong?
Plus this is the interweb, no one cares.
evidently Barbarossa cares... sounds to me like he's lost some l33t gear to a guy and hasn't gotten over it yet.
::hands Barbie a tissue:: there, there... you'll find someone new eventually.
Rathynas
11-29-2008, 09:29 PM
Men portraying themselves as female should be blinded with sporks, their limbs fed to starving pigs, and burned alive.
Nexus
11-29-2008, 09:33 PM
Men portraying themselves as female should be blinded with sporks, their limbs fed to starving pigs, and burned alive.
Homophobic much?
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 09:39 PM
Homophobic much?
he's obviously been fooled before....multiple times, i would guess
Mippoose
11-29-2008, 09:49 PM
I'm actually an extremely hot female portraying a gamer male to keep attention away from me.
You got beef with that, faggots?
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 09:53 PM
I'm actually an extremely hot female portraying a gamer male to keep attention away from me.
You got beef with that, faggots?
a/s/l?
need pics, imo...screen shots or it didn't happen
a/s/l?
need pics, imo...screen shots or it didn't happen
How can you doubt the authenticity of such a claim?
Mippoose
11-29-2008, 09:59 PM
a/s/l?
need pics, imo...screen shots or it didn't happen
Exactly why I keep it under wraps.
How can you doubt the authenticity of such a claim?
Thank you for defending my frail, yet very real and female, claim.
*smooch*
cosimo84
11-29-2008, 10:09 PM
I'm a gay guy irl but I play a male char so no one will find out
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 10:10 PM
ok..mental image of Mipp's and Ank's sig critters in a sweaty cinemax kind of bump and writhe
now i gotta go fap...
ok..mental image of Mipp's and Ank's sig critters in a sweaty cinemax kind of bump and writhe
now i gotta go fap...
We're getting it on tape so it doesn't have to be mental.
Holy shit that's hawt! (http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr207/Morgjorg/Untitled.gif)
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 10:39 PM
Holy shit that's hawt! (http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr207/Morgjorg/Untitled.gif)
best....thing....EVAH!!!
omg....i just spooged in mah pants...
Rathynas
11-29-2008, 10:49 PM
Homophobic much?
No. I can be quite homosexual myself.
Being something you're not is completely different than being gay.
he's obviously been fooled before....multiple times, i would guess
I'm not a he. Surprise surprise, an actual girl actually uses the internet, zomg!
:bang:
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 10:54 PM
No. I can be quite homosexual myself.
Being something you're not is completely different than being gay.
I'm not a he. Surprise surprise, an actual girl actually uses the internet, zomg!
:bang:
as i said previously...screenshot or it didn't happen
a photo holding up a sign that says "i'm no decepticon" will do
otherwise...
Rathynas
11-29-2008, 11:00 PM
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v359/55/103/560602542/n560602542_972656_5059.jpg
On the left.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v359/55/103/560602542/n560602542_972635_3495.jpg
Crossdressing as baseball player in middle.
Lul, irony...
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 11:10 PM
Damn, this is deep debate about the sexuality, self-esteem and human progress into the future is still going? I'm impressed! Unfortunately, this is still not Forumfallin' of the good old days. All those posts and discussion and no one has mentioned Ron Paul, capitalism vs. socialism and gun ownership rights.
So how many more man pretending to be women have joined this discussion?
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 11:50 PM
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v359/55/103/560602542/n560602542_972656_5059.jpg
On the left.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v359/55/103/560602542/n560602542_972635_3495.jpg
Crossdressing as baseball player in middle.
Lul, irony...
no offense...but we know it's you because......?
see my point
no worries...that's what my suggested sign was for....hell , holding up darkfall written on a piece of paper would do
otherwise, could be anyone in those pics...could be you, but could be anyone
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 11:59 PM
No. I can be quite homosexual myself.
Being something you're not is completely different than being gay.
I'm not a he. Surprise surprise, an actual girl actually uses the internet, zomg!
:bang:
Another lost man with gender issues. It's ok though, this is the internet, the land of promises and opportunities. Think of it as a prison, where a man can become not only a woman but also somebody's wife. I can see now where you are coming from.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 12:00 AM
I'll prove it's me. I'll go do that right now. If I can find my camera... :P When I do, I'll take a picture of myself holding a sign that says "DARKFALL" in caps. K?
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 12:02 AM
I'll prove it's me. I'll go do that right now. If I can find my camera... :P When I do, I'll take a picture of myself holding a sign that says "DARKFALL" in caps. K?
Then God said, "Let there be Photoshop".
DocGonzo
11-30-2008, 12:03 AM
I'll prove it's me. I'll go do that right now. If I can find my camera... :P When I do, I'll take a picture of myself holding a sign that says "DARKFALL" in caps. K?
that'll do...imo
Megumi
11-30-2008, 12:06 AM
I don't really think about it.
If I tell people I'm female it's because I want to take something from them at a later date.
It's rare that I'll ever say I'm female or try to convince people of it but it's also rare that I'll deny it.
What with VOIP software as prevalent as it is, claiming to be female is pretty damn pointless. Unless you are actually MTF an can already do a convincing voice or are a real bastard and claim you have throat cancer.
Meh.
emasame
11-30-2008, 12:07 AM
i think its natural to be curious or just try a female char for something different.
tricking people into thinking youre actually a girl? thats abnormal
Teutates
11-30-2008, 12:08 AM
i think its natural to be curious or just try a female char for something different.
tricking people into thinking youre actually a girl? thats abnormal
Why is it abnormal?
DocGonzo
11-30-2008, 12:10 AM
Why is it abnormal?
you would know...decepticon
Megumi
11-30-2008, 12:10 AM
Why is it abnormal?
We should totally go underwear shopping.
using it to try and see boobs isn't abnormal, right?
Jamboreen
11-30-2008, 12:12 AM
The human race is obsessed with Deception, but i like to say its rooted in a deep seated wish to be a woman.
Teutates
11-30-2008, 12:14 AM
you would know...decepticon
I'm actually starting to like that name, it's so robotish.
We should totally go underwear shopping.
using it to try and see boobs isn't abnormal, right?
That's totally different.
And it isn't abnormal. Men are animals, they'd do anything to see boobs!
That's totally different.
And it isn't abnormal. Men are animals, they'd do anything to see boobs!
So true. I like boobies :ohno:
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 12:18 AM
Why is it abnormal?
Because it is not normal. It is not normal for a man to consider himself a woman. Just as it is abnormal for a white man to consider himself to be black, or asian. Do you consider ginger people normal? I don't!
Gmoneyslim12
11-30-2008, 12:20 AM
They like to look at ass instead of balls.
I personally play Male, Not for ^^^^ Reason though
Megumi
11-30-2008, 12:31 AM
Wouldn't be a problem if you didn't spank it over female avatars and then question your sexuality because of it.
I'm going to stand by the "wanting to play as the superior race" thing that Teutates mentioned.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 12:33 AM
Wouldn't be a problem if you didn't spank it over female avatars and then question your sexuality because of it.
I'm going to stand by the "wanting to play as the superior race" thing that Teutates mentioned.
Another confused young male trying to find himself through playing female avatars in virtual worlds of intratubes.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 12:35 AM
Another confused young male trying to find himself through playing female avatars in virtual worlds of intratubes.
Another pervert shocked to find out that he's gay for Bridget.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 12:37 AM
Another pervert shocked to find out that he's gay for Bridget.
Who the fuck is Bridget? Oh, and don't get so angry, you ladyboys aren't too hard to spot on the internetz.
Who the fuck is Bridget? Oh, and don't get so angry, you ladyboys aren't too hard to spot on the internetz.
I take their words for it. Why shouldnt I?
I wont act like a teen and shout for bewb pics for proof.
Dont be afraid of girls. You can actually talk to them the same way you do to a guy.
That is the first thing you should do if you want to feel the touch of a woman ;)
Megumi
11-30-2008, 12:44 AM
Who the fuck is Bridget? Oh, and don't get so angry, you ladyboys aren't too hard to spot on the internetz.
Check your PM. I'd link here but it's NSFW.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 12:46 AM
I take their words for it. Why shouldnt I?
I wont act like a teen and shout for bewb pics for proof.
Dont be afraid of girls. You can actually talk to them the same way you do to a guy.
That is the first thing you should do if you want to feel the touch of a woman ;)
Is that what those ladyboys told you during your private and graphic chat sessions? How does it feel forming an online sexual relationship with another male, most likely age 50 and over, weighting at least 300lb and has a life time subscription to Vaseline deliveries and Hannah Montana's movies?
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 12:49 AM
Check your PM. I'd link here but it's NSFW.
It's good to know that you actually have knowledge, clearly through personal interest, about some transvestite/ladyboy gangbang hentai.
Not disturbing, at all.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 12:52 AM
It's good to know that you actually have knowledge, clearly through personal interest, about some transvestite/ladyboy gangbang hentai.
Not disturbing, at all.
Glad you're open minded about it.
Is that what those ladyboys told you during your private and graphic chat sessions? How does it feel forming an online sexual relationship with another male, most likely age 50 and over, weighting at least 300lb and has a life time subscription to Vaseline deliveries and Hannah Montana's movies?
Did I say I am one of those that flirt with people over the internet without proof?
I wont ask for any but I wont call them guys if they want to pretend being a girl or are a girl. I just leave gender out of the discussion.
I dont freak out and give them stuff for just saying they are girls. Talk yes, but I do that with guys aswell over the internet.
Why be scared for someone pretending being a girl. Its when you talk about sexual things it will become weird.
GRCPan
11-30-2008, 12:59 AM
If you talk about men that act like females, they are either gay or they try to profit from 14 year old kids.
thaull
11-30-2008, 01:06 AM
I find it that men who play as women are not sure of themselves of what they want. 75% of me thinks they want a sex change. The other 25% of me thinks they're 40 year old pedophile virgins. :bang:
Slashduel
11-30-2008, 01:08 AM
100% of them need to get punched in the face.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 01:10 AM
100% of them need to get punched in the face.
Your avatar looks like Ming the Merciless.
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:12 AM
God came to me in my dreams last night. He said: "Yo momma".
The moral of this story? Everyone pretending to be of the other sex should kill themselves.
Your avatar looks like Ming the Merciless.
Max Von Sydow?
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:13 AM
Did I say I am one of those that flirt with people over the internet without proof?
I wont ask for any but I wont call them guys if they want to pretend being a girl or are a girl. I just leave gender out of the discussion.
I dont freak out and give them stuff for just saying they are girls. Talk yes, but I do that with guys aswell over the internet.
Why be scared for someone pretending being a girl. Its when you talk about sexual things it will become weird.
Ok ok, let's not too carried away Mr. I'm Too Scared To Admit That I'd Like To Be A Girl In Virtual Reality But I'm Not Man Enough to Make That Step And Be A Man Pretending To Be A Woman On Internet. mmm'kay?!
Megumi
11-30-2008, 01:13 AM
God came to me in my dreams last night. He said: "Yo momma".
The moral of this story? Everyone pretending to be of the other sex should kill themselves.
As should anyone who wants e-pussy.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 01:15 AM
The human race is obsessed with Deception, but i like to say its rooted in a deep seated wish to be a woman.
Why the hell would a man want to be a woman? Guys take everything for granted. Being a woman is not fun.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:17 AM
Why the hell would a man want to be a woman? Guys take everything for granted. Being a woman is not fun.
Who said it was supposed to be fun?! Everyone has their place and duties. Men run the world, women run the kitchen. Do you think running the world and protecting our women is easy and fun?!
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:18 AM
Why the hell would a man want to be a woman? Guys take everything for granted. Being a woman is not fun.
Haha, no shit. Imagine being weak as fuck, bleeding every month, having to spend a lot of time on your looks and taking a dick.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 01:19 AM
Haha, no shit. Imagine being weak as fuck, bleeding every month, having to spend a lot of time on your looks and taking a dick.
Beats ever being kicked in the balls.
Ok ok, let's not too carried away Mr. I'm Too Scared To Admit That I'd Like To Be A Girl In Virtual Reality But I'm Not Man Enough to Make That Step And Be A Man Pretending To Be A Woman On Internet. mmm'kay?!
Hey, I am not like you that think everyone that act likes a girl are actually men that pretends to be a girl.
I just dont care about their sex if it doesnt get more interesting then talking over internet.
So when someone say they are a girl it doesnt mean you have to shout out for boobs or act like a freak. Just take their words for it. Trust me, just because they say it dont mean you have to sleep with them.
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:20 AM
Beats ever being kicked in the balls.
No, it doesn't.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:21 AM
Hey, I am not like you that think everyone that act likes a girl are actually men that pretends to be a girl.
I just dont care about their sex if it doesnt get more interesting then talking over internet.
So when someone say they are a girl it doesnt mean you have to shout out for boobs or act like a freak. Just take their words for it. Trust me, just because they say it dont mean you have to sleep with them.
Stop being such a girl and admit that you want to pretend to be a woman already damnit.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 01:21 AM
Labor is worse.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:22 AM
Labor is worse.
Try passing a kidney stone.
Stop being such a girl and admit that you want to pretend to be a woman already damnit.
Go get laid ffs.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 01:23 AM
Try passing a kidney stone.
Women get those too, genius.
Nexus
11-30-2008, 01:23 AM
So when someone say they are a girl it doesnt mean you have to shout out for boobs or act like a freak.
The only bit of your post that didn't seem suspiciously over defensive :sly:
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:24 AM
Labor is worse.
Yeah, I hear they often cut open the vagina so the baby fits through. It's one of those things they don't tell you on TV.
Lol, women.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:27 AM
Women get those too, genius.
Does it also take up to weeks to pass a rock through your pee hole? You see, vagina can fit a baseball bat with some practice, seen it happen. Now go and ask a man to stick a baseball bat up their pee hole. Actually ask him to stick a piece of a rock up there, and keep it there for up to few weeks.
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:28 AM
Oooh, now I remember. Rathynas is the resident 16 y/o female fatty.
The only bit of your post that didn't seem suspiciously over defensive :sly:
Defensive over what?
I just think that the hystery over women playing games and using internet is stupid. If you want to get laid go out and have a drink. If you meet someone over internet just talk to them as with any other person. Perhaps something happens, perhaps it doesnt. Going nuts over people acting like girls are plain retarded.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:32 AM
Oooh, now I remember. Rathynas is the resident 61 y/o male fatty.
fixt.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 01:33 AM
Does it also take up to weeks to pass a rock through your pee hole? You see, vagina can fit a baseball bat with some practice, seen it happen. Now go and ask a man to stick a baseball bat up their pee hole. Actually ask him to stick a piece of a rock up there, and keep it there for up to few weeks.
Women don't pee through their vaginas, ignorant foo!
:bang:
Since when does being a 16-year-old female make one fat? My God, men today are an embarrassment to humanity...
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:35 AM
Since when does being a 16-year-old female make one fat? My God, men today are an embarrassment to humanity...
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
It doesn't. You're still a fatty though.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:36 AM
Women don't pee through their vaginas, ignorant foo!
:bang:
Since when does being a 16-year-old female make one fat? My God, men today are an embarrassment to humanity...
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
No shit they don't, but their urinary tract is located there as well and isn't as long as males. Does your, or rather actual female's, urinary tract extend 30in (In my case, of course. Average male would be 6in) beyond the genital area? Go to a doctor, best a female one and ask her, what's in her opinion more painful, labor or passing kidney stones by men.
Nexus
11-30-2008, 01:36 AM
Going nuts over people acting like girls is plain retarded.
Fix't (http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Spelling-GrammarNazi.jpg)
Women don't pee through their vaginas, ignorant foo!
:bang:
Since when does being a 16-year-old female make one fat? My God, men today are an embarrassment to humanity...
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
I have to agree with BananaEvasion that you are pretty stupid. Only a feminist lesbian fucktard would say all men are an embarrassment to humanity. Go fuck a carrot.
AmonDominus
11-30-2008, 01:39 AM
I've been testing this "pretend to be a girl - get free shit" theory out numerous times.
Sadly it works. All too well. Guys we're in line trying to throw me stuff and protection against everyone, it's crazy. Find a few pictures. Talk all sweet and you're set for life.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 01:41 AM
Women don't pee through their vaginas, ignorant foo!
:bang:
Since when does being a 16-year-old female make one fat? My God, men today are an embarrassment to humanity...
:bang::bang::bang::bang:
Que?
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:43 AM
I think we need more men like DocGonzo. He is a 50 year old man living on internet and he's not ashamed of it. In fact, he seems pretty fine with this. It doesn't bother him knowing that he's already hitting his golden years, is nearly 250lb over weight, has not seen his genitals since his teenage years and the last female touch he remembers is of his mother's, when she slapped him across his face and evicted from her basement for not paying rent. Now that's a man to look up for in this harsh and merciless world of Internetz.
All of you Decepticons, you should be ashamed, especially by having a man of such honor and pride grace you with his e-ternal presence.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 01:45 AM
No shit they don't, but their urinary tract is located there as well and isn't as long as males. Does your, or rather actual female's, urinary tract extend 30in (In my case, of course. Average male would be 6in) beyond the genital area? Go to a doctor, best a female one and ask her, what's in her opinion more painful, labor or passing kidney stones by men.
It's not longer. You shouldn't feel the pain as it passes through your penis. The pain is only when the stone goes from the kidney to the bladder. The pain should be equal for both men and women.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 01:47 AM
It's not longer. You shouldn't feel the pain as it passes through your penis. The pain is only when the stone goes from the kidney to the bladder. The pain should be equal for both men and women.
That'd require men and women to be equals.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:49 AM
It's not longer. You shouldn't feel the pain as it passes through your penis. The pain is only when the stone goes from the kidney to the bladder. The pain should be equal for both men and women.
You sir are a disgrace to all the intelligent men who pretend to be women. By the laws of nature women are incapable of even comprehending the concept of Internet, but let's hypothetically assume you are a member of the inferior womenfolk kind. Go ask a man if they'd stick anything up their piss holes, and then ask them if passing kidney stones does not hurt when a piece of a rock twice the size of diameter of your piss hole passes through the length of the peeenis.
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:50 AM
That'd require men and women to be equals.
There are no "men" and "women". There are only "fatties" and "normal people".
I think we've determined who the fatty is in this thread.
There are no "men" and "women". There are only "fatties" and "normal people".
I think we've determined the fatty in this thread.
All fat people have boobs more or less :ohno:
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:51 AM
All fat people have boobs more or less :ohno:
Fatboobs are fake boobs.
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 01:52 AM
All fat people have boobs more or less :ohno:
Real boobs are made of silicon.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 01:55 AM
I don't get where the idea I'm fat came from... Probably because you've never seen a normal person your whole life, Viluin? It must be hard, all that fat is keeping you from getting out the door.
Whatever, thread = pointless now.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 01:57 AM
Baaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
I'm going back to the kitchen now..
Fix'd.
Viluin
11-30-2008, 01:57 AM
I don't get where the idea I'm fat came from... Probably because you've never seen a normal person your whole life, Viluin? It must be hard, all that fat is keeping you from getting out the door.
Whatever, thread = pointless now.
Wow, why are you being so mean to me? I don't think I deserve to be treated like that at all.
You're not fat, I saw your pics. You're a little boy. Grow some tits lol.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 01:59 AM
Wow, why are you being so mean to me? I don't think I deserve to be treated like that at all.
You're not fat, I saw your pics. You're a little boy. Grow some tits lol.
I thought you preferred little boys?
I don't get where the idea I'm fat came from... Probably because you've never seen a normal person your whole life, Viluin? It must be hard, all that fat is keeping you from getting out the door.
Whatever, thread = pointless now.
No you are pointless. Calling all men embarrassing to the humanity.
As I said before, go fuck a carrot.
And remember one thing. Everything you type on this forum can be used against you.
Rathynas
11-30-2008, 02:02 AM
Wow, why are you being so mean to me? I don't think I deserve to be treated like that at all.
You're not fat, I saw your pics. You're a little boy. Grow some tits lol.
I think I now understand where this idea that women are nonexistent came from... Your parents were gay, weren't they? Then they sent you to an all-boys private school. You're so much like your father(s). :>
And I don't mind not having huge bags of extraneous flesh hanging off my chest, tyvm.
Viluin
11-30-2008, 02:04 AM
I think I now understand where this idea that women are nonexistent came from... Your parents were gay, weren't they? Then they sent you to an all-boys private school. You're so much like your father(s). :>
And I don't mind not having huge bags of extraneous flesh hanging off my chest, tyvm.
My father is dead you heartless bitch.
I think I now understand where this idea that women are nonexistent came from... Your parents were gay, weren't they? Then they sent you to an all-boys private school. You're so much like your father(s). :>
And I don't mind not having huge bags of extraneous flesh hanging off my chest, tyvm.
That is just stupid.
Its impossible for parents to be of the same sex.
Its a known fact that been around for ages.
Wtf do kids learn in school these days :confused:
Megumi
11-30-2008, 02:06 AM
I think I now understand where this idea that women are nonexistent came from... Your parents were gay, weren't they? Then they sent you to an all-boys private school. You're so much like your father(s). :>
And I don't mind not having huge bags of extraneous flesh hanging off my chest, tyvm.
edit: too far, even for me.
I need to iron some clothes, can i borrow your chest?
DocGonzo
11-30-2008, 02:09 AM
I think we need more men like DocGonzo. He is a 50 year old man living on internet and he's not ashamed of it. In fact, he seems pretty fine with this. It doesn't bother him knowing that he's already hitting his golden years, is nearly 250lb over weight, has not seen his genitals since his teenage years and the last female touch he remembers is of his mother's, when she slapped him across his face and evicted from her basement for not paying rent. Now that's a man to look up for in this harsh and merciless world of Internetz.
All of you Decepticons, you should be ashamed, especially by having a man of such honor and pride grace you with his e-ternal presence.
lmao...
i'm 47...6'2" and around 225...yeah, that's 15 lbs over my old ring weight, happily married for 23 years this Pearl Harbor day (booked dinner reservations already)...
but other than that, yer spot on....
now, you made evade bananas, but there's gonna be no lube for your next exam when it's time for the Probulatortm
thanks for giving me a fresh target, nublet...
Megumi
11-30-2008, 02:12 AM
lmao...
i'm 47...6'2" and around 225...yeah, that's 15 lbs over my old ring weight, happily married for 23 years this Pearl Harbor day (booked dinner reservations already)...
but other than that, yer spot on....
now, you made evade bananas, but there's be no lube for your next exam when it's time for the Probulatortm
thanks for giving me a fresh target, nublet...
Can i have some alone time with Mr. Probulator please?
DocGonzo
11-30-2008, 02:12 AM
Can i have some alone time with Mr. Probulator please?
of course...for you we will just set it on "jackhammer" and leave you alone for a while...
AmurranDarktide
11-30-2008, 02:13 AM
Poll incoming.
well there are a few valid reasons they do this
1) want ppl to be nicer to them (pussies)
2)Free stuff!
3)Like to cyber with dudes
so, ah, add up the numbers and what do you get?
GEHY
Megumi
11-30-2008, 02:15 AM
of course...for you we will just set it on "jackhammer" and leave you alone for a while...
My nipples are hard just thinking about it.
DocGonzo
11-30-2008, 02:16 AM
My nipples are hard just thinking about it.
good thing the cameras are set up...but i'll turn the heat up a little bit, just in case it's too cold in the examination room...
Megumi
11-30-2008, 02:22 AM
I'm spent.
I'm spent.
Ah ffs. Now this thread will flood with teenagers :(
BananaEvasion
11-30-2008, 02:26 AM
My nipples are hard just thinking about it.
good thing the cameras are set up...but i'll turn the heat up a little bit, just in case it's too cold in the examination room...
This is getting interesting. I'm predicting a massive release of nerdjuice and skyrocketing stock value of tissue making companies.
Megumi
11-30-2008, 02:29 AM
This is getting interesting. I'm predicting a massive release of nerdjuice and skyrocketing stock value of tissue making companies.
Especially if people are like Viluin in thinking i'm a girl.
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