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Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 01:55 AM
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
\m/
shnedit
11-29-2008, 01:57 AM
i just cut my hand on a tuna can, its been bleeding for 15 mins
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 01:58 AM
Ice cream has no bones...
Metal Wolf
11-29-2008, 01:58 AM
i just cut my hand on a tuna can, its been bleeding for 15 mins


Try your wrist next time.
Beeblebrox
11-29-2008, 01:59 AM
i just cut my hand on a tuna can, its been bleeding for 15 mins

Whatever you do, don't go into the bathtub. Unless it's empty.
joeapro
11-29-2008, 01:59 AM
I wrestled an alligator for his lungs full of air
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:03 AM
this thread is to slaytanic
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 02:04 AM
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
\m/

Don't you feel special now? Don't you feel that rush and warm feeling of ejaculation knowing that now, by posting this completely senseless bullshit being a portion of Slayer's song, you have reached the highest level of recognition and attention of your entire life up to date and most likely ever?

Congratulations, now grab some tissues, clean up that mess and go upstairs from your parent's bedroom and do your choirs. Your Wizard robe and all of your pairs of the same black pants and shirts won't clean itself.
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 02:06 AM
Ice cream has no bones...

will you have my cyberbabies?
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 02:11 AM
will you have my cyberbabies?

Sorry, I'm fixed.

Carl will though...
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:14 AM
Don't you feel special now? Don't you feel that rush and warm feeling of ejaculation knowing that now, by posting this completely senseless bullshit being a portion of Slayer's song, you have reached the highest level of recognition and attention of your entire life up to date and most likely ever?

Congratulations, now grab some tissues, clean up that mess and go upstairs from your parent's bedroom and do your choirs. Your Wizard robe and all of your pairs of the same black pants and shirts won't clean itself.

I like my bananas bruised and warm.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 02:17 AM
Don't you feel special now? Don't you feel that rush and warm feeling of ejaculation knowing that now, by posting this completely senseless bullshit being a portion of Slayer's song, you have reached the highest level of recognition and attention of your entire life up to date and most likely ever?

Congratulations, now grab some tissues, clean up that mess and go upstairs from your parent's bedroom and do your choirs. Your Wizard robe and all of your pairs of the same black pants and shirts won't clean itself.

He's a fucking n00b, what did you expect, they turn n00bcomer's discussion and advanced darkfall discussion into a sea of fail and try it here too.

I just noticed something.

Advanced Darkfall Discussion...ADD :lmao:
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:21 AM
He's a fucking n00b, what did you expect, they turn n00bcomer's discussion and advanced darkfall discussion into a sea of fail and try it here too.

I just noticed something.

Advanced Darkfall Discussion...ADD :lmao:

Grip more nuts dick rider.
ClownFoot
11-29-2008, 02:28 AM
My boot is stuck on the ceiling.
alfaroverall
11-29-2008, 02:29 AM
This thread reminds me of that weird chef dude from CAD.
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:32 AM
*Puts on his robe and wizard hat*
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 02:32 AM
Grip more nuts dick rider.

Oh Mr. Epic Fail called me a dick rider and said that I grip nuts?

You fail so hard you don't even know that can get you banned do you?


Why do I have a feeling you're this guy (http://www.downicreations.com/images/corky-med.jpg)?
ClownFoot
11-29-2008, 02:33 AM
Why do I have a feeling you're this guy (http://www.downicreations.com/images/corky-med.jpg)?

Creepy.
jordanleroux
11-29-2008, 02:34 AM
Creepy.

This coming from the undead?
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 02:34 AM
Oh Mr. Epic Fail called me a dick rider and said that I grip nuts?

You fail so hard you don't even know that can get you banned do you?


Why do I have a feeling you're this guy (http://www.downicreations.com/images/corky-med.jpg)?

He's Chris Burke?!

Can I get your autograph sir!?
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:35 AM
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
ClownFoot
11-29-2008, 02:36 AM
This coming from the undead?

Guys, I'm pretty sure I didn't die. I mean, waking up in the morgue was a little scary and all, but the doctors explained to me quite clearly I am alive while they were peeing their pants and screaming in the corner "OH MY GOD HE'S ALIVE! HOW IN GOD'S NAME IS HE ALIVE?"
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:36 AM
Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 02:37 AM
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

Learn some fucking manners, you uncivilized primitive.
jordanleroux
11-29-2008, 02:38 AM
Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Copypasta was never cool and/or funny.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 02:38 AM
Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Please, no one wants to hear about any of your sexual escapades besides, for the 2nd time, it's against the TOS.

Have you ever read the TOS (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/announcement.php?f=13&a=15)?
ClownFoot
11-29-2008, 02:42 AM
Have you ever read the TOS (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/announcement.php?f=13&a=15)?

Yes I have!

*is proud*
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 02:42 AM
Yes I have!

*is proud*

You should know it by heart as many times as you've been wtfpwnt...:lmao:
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:43 AM
*insert other troll feed comment here*
Macro_DT
11-29-2008, 02:44 AM
Friday night, real life time. Bye forumfall.
ClownFoot
11-29-2008, 02:45 AM
You should know it by heart as many times as you've been wtfpwnt...:lmao:

I read it specifically to be able to argue the mods whenever I get infracted, sadly I cannot bypass their earplugs of doom.

*insert other troll feed comment here*

These types of posts always suck, and are never funny.
jordanleroux
11-29-2008, 02:45 AM
Friday night, real life time. Bye forumfall.

Of all the things he posted tonight, this has to be the most humorous.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 02:45 AM
Friday night, real life time. Bye forumfall.

Good fucking riddance.

Hope you catch the clap from your boyfriend...
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 02:46 AM
Friday night, real life time. Firing up my WoW accounts. Bye forumfall.

fixt.
joeapro
11-29-2008, 02:46 AM
no wait come back!









I'm so lonely and cold without you..
ClownFoot
11-29-2008, 02:48 AM
I'm so lonely and cold without you..

Maybe you should find another fuck buddy then. There are a lot of posters that seem to fit your standards. Pff, what am I saying? You wanna fuck with him, you must have no standards.
jordanleroux
11-29-2008, 02:49 AM
Maybe you should find another fuck buddy then. There are a lot of posters that seem to fit your standards. Pff, what am I saying? You wanna fuck with him, you must have no standards.

So, he is perfect for you.
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 02:51 AM
So, he is perfect for you.

now now...Clownie has standards...

for instance, we know that he only likes magnetized balls in his mouth, we can only speculate about on his chin...

i know i'm glad we didn't nuke him when he died...i told Carl "radioactive zombies are fucking pernicious with their half unlife"...

but i digress
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 02:51 AM
no wait come back!









I'm so lonely and cold without you..


n00bs of a feather bump ugly together...
Rhys
11-29-2008, 02:52 AM
Oh I love this song, it's MegaDeth right? Haven't heard it in ages.
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 02:53 AM
Oh I love this song, it's MegaDeth right? Haven't heard it in ages.

Slayer, you newb.
Rhys
11-29-2008, 02:54 AM
Thats the one, what song?
Rhys
11-29-2008, 02:54 AM
Bloodline!?
BananaEvasion
11-29-2008, 02:57 AM
Bloodline!?

l2google!?


Fucking internet newbs.
rwp80
11-29-2008, 02:57 AM
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Rhys
11-29-2008, 02:58 AM
Ah, South Of Heaven.

Finntroll > Slayer.
Vesp
11-29-2008, 03:00 AM
Bloodline!?

Its SOUTH OF HEAVEN! "Judgment Day The Second Coming Arrives
Before You See The Light You Must DIE!!!"

Anyways if anyone out there likes old Slayer stuff I suggest you hear this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2RGIWw5cM Its from there new album to be released next year sometime! the opening rift is one of the best ever!!
Rhys
11-29-2008, 03:03 AM
Now a big slayer fan, more melodic death stuff.
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 03:05 AM
Now a big slayer fan, more melodic death stuff.

this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUvH9ddfzrI) > Slayer

i'm just sayin'...
Rhys
11-29-2008, 03:07 AM
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUvH9ddfzrI) > Slayer

i'm just sayin'...

Whoa, that's awesome. Comes close to War Nerve.
Vesp
11-29-2008, 03:11 AM
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUvH9ddfzrI) > Slayer

i'm just sayin'...

Meh Pantera is sick for sure but after years of listening to Thrash I just cant seem to get into groove metal to much.

R.I.P.Dime
Metal Wolf
11-29-2008, 03:42 AM
Nevermore is better than Pantera.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUYCsgDDrEQ&feature=related
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 03:43 AM
Nevermore is better than Pantera.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUYCsgDDrEQ&feature=related

diaf, heretic...

EDIT: they ain't bad, mind you...but Dimebag's broken strings > them
Metal Wolf
11-29-2008, 03:46 AM
I like fire.
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 03:46 AM
diaf, heretic...

Jesus, thats almost as bad as saying Dimebag was better without Pantera.
Ankh
11-29-2008, 03:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

Running around in the woods ftw.
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 03:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

Running around in the woods ftw.

ewwww....

sonics are ok...

but make up post KISS is tacky and boring, imo

EDIT: try this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWggPLXeOkU) for flavor...
Ankh
11-29-2008, 03:54 AM
ewwww....

sonics are ok...

but make up post KISS is tacky and boring, imo

You cannot deny the awesomeness of running around with spiked clubs in the woods with two of your friends dressed up as a gang of medieval misfits spitting fire.

Replace "awesomeness" with any word that suits it better, actually.
DocGonzo
11-29-2008, 03:59 AM
You cannot deny the awesomeness of running around with spiked clubs in the woods with two of your friends dressed up as a gang of medieval misfits spitting fire.

Replace "awesomeness" with any word that suits it better, actually.

i would be all for it as an afternoon activity had it involved booze, broads, broadswords and blood....

with no makeup... the make up is a bit too jolly, imo...
Barbarossa
11-29-2008, 04:00 AM
i would be all for it as an afternoon activity had it involved booze, broads, broadswords and blood....

with no makeup... a bit too jolly, imo...

Aye and frivolous too!
Metal Wolf
11-29-2008, 04:01 AM
Bunch of fuckin conservatives.