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BananaEvasion
11-24-2008, 07:56 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1067277/The-latest-bizarre-fashion-accessory--tear-jewellery-hangs-eyeball.html
First it was tattoos, then it was body piercing, but the latest fashion craze looks so painful it's literally eye-watering.

In the frenzy to come up with something different one designer has created a line of jewellery which is intended to be worn on the eyes.

The bizarre range features a number of adornments which hang on wire from contact lenses.

Users attach a range of accessories, such as crystals and flowers, to the new prescription or dummy lenses and wear them throughout the day.

The jewellery, which measures up to 14mmx33mm, is attached to the contact using medical wire and hangs below the eye.

The crystal accessories glimmer in sunlight and look as if the wearer is crying.

Dutch designer Eric Klarenbeek, 29, said: 'People who have worn my eye jewellery are amazed at its comfort.

'You can't feel the wire dangling, it doesn't affect your sight and the lens moves along gently with your eyeball, even while blinking.

'It started out as an experiment but I decided to put it into production when I got positive feedback from wearers.

'I have made small changes to the components and balance of the jewellery as I strive for perfection.'

He added: 'We are working on the certificates which you need to sell it as a product and expect that to be finished in a few months.'

The designer added: 'They have been warmly welcomed around the world and the craze is underway.

'They are perfectly safe.

'If someone tugs on the wire while you are wearing it the lens will just fall out - or at the very worst the wire might break.'

A lens and jewellery attachment will be priced around £200 in the designer's online store

Who's getting it?!

heroshade
11-24-2008, 07:59 AM
I'm going to get black diamond pupils.

DocGonzo
11-24-2008, 08:00 AM
i'm holding out for mirror contacts...

Temet nosce
11-24-2008, 08:01 AM
I'm going to get black diamond pupils.

If you mean in your eye, contacts could already do that. I've met someone who had contacts that made his eyes look like they were shattered. It was a pretty interesting effect.

heroshade
11-24-2008, 08:01 AM
i'm holding out for mirror contacts...

"You have beautiful eyes!"

"Quit bragging asshole!"

Rhys
11-24-2008, 08:03 AM
I already wear contacts. WIN

Tyler
11-24-2008, 08:10 AM
I already wear contacts. WIN

you win some prize for being genetically inferior?

Nevron
11-24-2008, 08:14 AM
That's basically just some shit dangling off of a contact lens. Nothing about that seems painful or overly hazardous in any way. It's not even close to comparable to the eyeball tattooing nonsense.

Xtra-Medium
11-24-2008, 08:18 AM
eyeball tattooing? seriously?

Nevron
11-24-2008, 08:20 AM
eyeball tattooing? seriously?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article853274.ece

chimp
11-24-2008, 10:57 AM
Where the hell is our modern day Mengele to take care of these body modding weirdos.

We could leapfrog scientific knowledge and take care of an unsightly group of people.

BlackVolgan
11-24-2008, 11:00 AM
looks extremely irritating

Spinewire
11-24-2008, 11:12 AM
hf when it gets caught on something

Nevron
11-24-2008, 11:13 AM
hf when it gets caught on something

The little lens it's attached to would just pop right off. Might be as painful as blinking!

Spinewire
11-24-2008, 11:33 AM
The little lens it's attached to would just pop right off. Might be as painful as blinking!
your still going to lose it, then i'm going to jab them in the eye for being such a retard
I'll wear it on my cock, that fucking thing sure as hell isn't going near my eye.

japs eye?

Tug
11-24-2008, 11:36 AM
http://www.niioc.nl/cei-eng.htm

Or this one, which is my favorite. If I ever get a tattoo, this (http://people.howstuffworks.com/animated-tattoo.htm/printable) will be it.

A little dangly thing on a contact is about as risque as french fries. Plus, tears? I thought emos had killed themselves off already.

Spinewire
11-24-2008, 11:39 AM
A little dangly thing on a contact is about as risque as french fries. Plus, tears? I thought emos had killed themselves off already.
this

Patrician
11-24-2008, 12:05 PM
Looks like there was some snot sticking to the face.

cosimo84
11-24-2008, 12:07 PM
so now we get to feel sorry for hot girls

great

Dragor
11-24-2008, 12:10 PM
fucking crazy people :bang:

Fruitbasket
11-24-2008, 12:50 PM
Can I have swords julting out of my eyes, please?

Scully
11-24-2008, 12:54 PM
These people want their eyes accidentally ripped out?

SirStalker
11-24-2008, 01:01 PM
you win some prize for being genetically inferior?

owned XD


it looks like it could cause some irritation though.

Nevron
11-24-2008, 01:04 PM
These people want their eyes accidentally ripped out?

Impossible with how the things work, it's basically just a piece of shit dangling off of a contact lens.

Scully
11-24-2008, 01:06 PM
Impossible with how the things work, it's basically just a piece of shit dangling off of a contact lens.

Oh, I only read the headline, and saw the pic.

Ankh
11-24-2008, 01:56 PM
Woohoo, the ultimate emo accessory!

Slaker
11-24-2008, 02:20 PM
its kinda stupid and I wouldn't do this haha. For the animated tattoo that's crazy haha!

IthroZada
11-24-2008, 02:36 PM
Fuck that, first person to lose their contact also loses a damned diamond, how stupid would they feel then

stalwart
11-24-2008, 03:21 PM
this is just what the world needed.

Metal Wolf
11-24-2008, 03:43 PM
"QQ"

/\ Haha, its a fashion style now.

Mordhak
11-24-2008, 05:24 PM
its kinda stupid and I wouldn't do this haha. For the animated tattoo that's crazy haha!

Yeah... them animated tattoos sure are.. crazy. Yeap.

Neat invention but every time your rub your eye you're accidentally going to rip that out.

YoMaNaTiOn
11-24-2008, 05:46 PM
Wow, this is honestly beyond retarded.