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Bissen
11-19-2008, 23:42
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Couldn't you just kiss her cute face...

Morthor
11-19-2008, 23:43
what the FUCK

Cyle
11-19-2008, 23:43
What a disgrace to Army ROTC cadets everywhere.

shnedit
11-19-2008, 23:43
they suit each other, awww so cute.

Toxic Waste
11-19-2008, 23:45
It looks like it wants to eat me. And the douche next to it looks like he wants to rape me while it eats me. :ohno:

Beeblebrox
11-19-2008, 23:45
oh mama...that's got to be the best elaborated troll plan ever....I hope

Ace07
11-19-2008, 23:46
"Bring me solo and the wookiee"

Ozzy Wrong
11-19-2008, 23:47
Shut up you guys, we should be celebrating the historic event of the first inter-species marriage.
She has a very areodynamic forehead.

Bissen
11-19-2008, 23:48
LOL @ Jabba comment!

pongo
11-19-2008, 23:48
Clearly a troll, but the comments are still priceless.


I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.

Beeblebrox
11-19-2008, 23:49
How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

I'm kinda ill and I shouldn't be laughing...it hurts...

Natdaprat
11-19-2008, 23:52
Awh, it's cute really. It has to be a troll though.

Crabs Magee
11-19-2008, 23:53
That is not natural.

Athos
11-19-2008, 23:54
I could only read the first page of that thread before laughing my ass off here at work. Will have to finish this at home

Pure gold


I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.

Carbonlegend
11-19-2008, 23:54
The guy posting it is a troll, pics must be real but i think he found it somewhere look at the description the wedding night it made me think he was a troll.

Bissen
11-19-2008, 23:56
We know she's a troll. But what is he?

Beeblebrox
11-19-2008, 23:56
The guy posting it is a troll, pics must be real but i think he found it somewhere look at the description the wedding night it made me think he was a troll.

yeah he's an obvious troll, but the pics seem real, which is kinda scary

stalwart
11-19-2008, 23:57
best comment i read: "i didn't know you could fit so many women into one dress"

Natdaprat
11-19-2008, 23:58
It's the unseen woman from The Hills Have Eyes

Jinpachi
11-19-2008, 23:58
Look at his signature LOL, "OT For Life"

Damwa
11-20-2008, 00:01
FORTHELOVEOFCHRIST!!! :eek:

I know one shouldn't.. but I cannot help myself....


....still laughing :lmao:

Athos
11-20-2008, 00:02
best comment i read: "i didn't know you could fit so many women into one dress"

I have to go with


I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.

ClownFoot
11-20-2008, 00:02
Oh my god, I never knew one thread could contain so much fap worthy material.

Kashmired
11-20-2008, 00:03
ok so when i saw that i immeadiatly thought i recognized they guy as an old local gaming buddy from a halo clan..... thank god it isnt tho... i dont think.....

Ankh
11-20-2008, 00:03
Oh my god, I never knew one thread could contain so much fap worthy material.

QF fucking T!

Slaker
11-20-2008, 00:04
No one can do her solo, you need a full party to make her happy!

WOw..

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=100082781&albumID=542187&imageID=630981

I am sure her hubby is a kid!!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=100082781&albumID=542187&imageID=2700581

Carbonlegend
11-20-2008, 00:05
Source material for the troll quite clever as well. Makes me think he dabbles in fraud. http://http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781)

Ankh
11-20-2008, 00:06
If you are only doing this to try an hoax people into giving you money for an abortion, well played. Post an address and watch the money roll in.

This is probably true.

ClownFoot
11-20-2008, 00:06
No one can do her solo, you need a full party to make her happy!

I think looking at her without laughing would make her happy.

Athos
11-20-2008, 00:08
Source material for the troll quite clever as well. Makes me think he dabbles in fraud. http://http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781)

Who wants to send the thread url?

The Cougar
11-20-2008, 00:08
Holy shit.

The Amish picture in post #138, page 14 made me laugh the hardest.

omnigol
11-20-2008, 00:08
I think looking at her without laughing
or crying, or yelling while holding a pitchfork,
would make her happy.

_

Slaker
11-20-2008, 00:09
I think looking at her without laughing would make her happy.

hahaha fucking right!

Bissen
11-20-2008, 00:10
Holy shit.

The Amish picture in post #138, page 14 made me laugh the hardest.

Your right. This wins the thread.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/friedchump/gothic.gif

Carbonlegend
11-20-2008, 00:11
Who wants to send the thread url?

it worked for me sorry

tallefred
11-20-2008, 00:12
Keep that thing away from me!!

Ozzy Wrong
11-20-2008, 00:13
Keep that thing away from me!!

That thing has to high of standards to touch you.

Damwa
11-20-2008, 00:13
Well, maybe it is all a true and happy story; it *is* kind of romantic in a slightly horrifying sort of way..

Slaker
11-20-2008, 00:14
OMG GUYS! haha look at her shirt! (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=100082781&albumID=1770907&imageID=21794593)

hahaha

at least she has a cute dog (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=100082781&albumID=542187&imageID=5872221)!

antihero-zero
11-20-2008, 00:17
You're posting a troll from another forum? Is the OP trolling from another troll, or just too dumb to realize this?


Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

This was possibly the best part of the troll, but also the most obvious.

ClownFoot
11-20-2008, 00:17
OMG GUYS! haha look at her shirt! (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=100082781&albumID=1770907&imageID=21794593)

hahaha

Hahaha, I love how she makes it seem like she has experience on the matter. That's like me saying women are better for fucking just because I've never had sex with a man.

(it was in reverse before, but I realised only the "I never had sex with a _____" would get quoted and decided to change it around)


at least she has a cute dog (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=100082781&albumID=542187&imageID=5872221)!

Those are the eyes of a dog wishing his owner would stop feeding him.

The Cougar
11-20-2008, 00:18
it worked for me sorry
He meant sending the thread URL to the people being harassed. That's some serious griefing, I almost wish I had a MySpace account.

Slaker
11-20-2008, 00:18
Hahaha, I love how she makes it seem like she has experience on the matter. That's like me saying women are better for fucking just because I've never had sex with a man.

(it was in reverse before, but I realised only the "I never had sex with a _____" would get quoted and decided to change it around)

haha that's so true loll. Man this thread made my day!

Ozzy Wrong
11-20-2008, 00:18
Hahaha, I love how she makes it seem like she has experience on the matter. That's like me saying women are better for fucking just because I've never had sex with a man.

(it was in reverse before, but I realised only the "I never had sex with a _____" would get quoted and decided to change it around)

I think I might quote it anyway.

Bissen
11-20-2008, 00:20
You're posting a troll from another forum? Is the OP trolling from another troll, or just too dumb to realize this?

Did you even read the title you ass hat?

Morthor
11-20-2008, 00:21
Did you even read the title you ass hat?

I always wondered what an Ass Hat would look like..

Bissen
11-20-2008, 00:22
I always wondered what an Ass Hat would look like..

http://soccerlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/asshat.jpg

Ozzy Wrong
11-20-2008, 00:23
I always wondered what an Ass Hat would look like..

I think that thing is wearing one.

Ragnika
11-20-2008, 00:24
That is one absurd troll thread.

I can't help but wonder what she thinks of her Myspace page hits when she logs in...

Aragoni
11-20-2008, 00:24
What the fuck?! I lolled at the comparison between her and Andy from Little Britain.

Durindana
11-20-2008, 00:25
"Bring me solo and the wookiee"

holy fuck you win forumfall

ClownFoot
11-20-2008, 00:27
holy fuck you win forumfall

Who the fuck made you the refferee?

Durindana
11-20-2008, 00:28
Who the fuck made you the refferee?

are you fucking kidding me? 5000 posts and none of em are 1/10 as funny

Delwyn
11-20-2008, 00:30
Holy shit.

Wether the poster is a troll or not, that guy in the pictures appear a real person who actually married that thing.

He has to have some sort of post traumatic stress syndrome or something.

Edit: I love this post by the OP. I bet the real groom did the same thing.


Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

Damn, beat to it...

Dazarthas
11-20-2008, 00:31
Those pictures have given me ED, and I'm only 17... I should file suit against that pig-lady.


This was possibly the best part of the troll, but also the most obvious.

That gave away the fact it was a troll, since he previously mentioned that they married because she had a kid on the way. I hate when inconsistencies make the troll more obvious... that uncertainty is what makes trolls so successful (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c384/akegata/SuccessfulTrollisSuccessful.jpg).

ClownFoot
11-20-2008, 00:31
are you fucking kidding me? 5000 posts and none of em are 1/10 as funny

I didn't even fucking laugh when I read his post.

Natdaprat
11-20-2008, 00:31
I'm more attracted to the men than the woman.

antihero-zero
11-20-2008, 00:36
Haha, this makes no sense to me, but it made me chuckle. I'm sleep deprived, so this might actually not be funny.


with a head like that bitch doesn't have dreams she has movies

HAHA! Oh this warranted a sincere laugh:


Quote:
Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST.

Response:
it practically gallops.

OK, I take it back, this post won me over, the OP has my approval:


trifecta.... Fat, ugly, and bald

Aragoni
11-20-2008, 00:36
He has to have some sort of post traumatic stress syndrome or something.

That guy must mix every damn drug in the whole universe if he thinks she's hot.

Delwyn
11-20-2008, 00:37
The people on those forums are almost as good as OT. At least in that thread. Makes me happy for humanity.

Wickfield
11-20-2008, 00:39
I didn't even fucking laugh when I read his post.

Didn't you win some election on here?


Oh that's right, you're the self-proclaimed president of forumfall. Who was your running mate? RBD22? SpankyTwo?

If only Hippiez was on these boards when that election was still going on.

Fylraen
11-20-2008, 00:41
I think this thread is what finally broke me. You win, forumfall.

Tiarilir
11-20-2008, 00:41
The funniest thing is that her name is Candy. Her parents must've known how she would turn out.

ClownFoot
11-20-2008, 00:43
Didn't you win some election on here?


Oh that's right, you're the self-proclaimed president of forumfall. Who was your running mate? RBD22? SpankyTwo?

If only Hippiez was on these boards when that election was still going on.

Aww man, I was drunk and not in the right frame of mind, I'm sorry. Had I been sober I would have picked you in a heartbeat, I promise!

Wickfield
11-20-2008, 00:44
Aww man, I was drunk and not in the right frame of mind, I'm sorry. Had I been sober I would have picked you in a heartbeat, I promise!

But only because I won sexiest man of the year...

Only.

Ace07
11-20-2008, 00:45
are you fucking kidding me? 5000 posts and none of em are 1/10 as funny


I didn't even fucking laugh when I read his post.

Sorry clownfoot but his join date is one year earlier than yours. By classic forumfall rules his opinions automaticly matter more than yours.

heroshade
11-20-2008, 00:46
what the FUCK

This about sums it up.

ClownFoot
11-20-2008, 00:49
But only because I won sexiest man of the year...

Only.

Hey, I voted for you! Remember that!


Sorry clownfoot but his join date is one year earlier than yours. By classic forumfall rules his opinions automaticly matter more than yours.

Hmm... it appears you are indeed correct. Would you like me to hit myself with the hammer or the coconut?

Mulambo
11-20-2008, 00:49
Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkiesClassy.

heroshade
11-20-2008, 00:50
It's a troll. He says he "waited for marriage to lose his virginity" then he says, "We had one on the way, thats why we got married." Not that anybody bought this anyway.

Kin
11-20-2008, 00:51
Even if someone did send them the URL... WTF they gonna do?


Aside from possibly posting and getting laughed at for real?


lol

antihero-zero
11-20-2008, 00:51
Haha, this post made me nearly piss myself laughing:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1178/1396214591_8732cbcb9b.jpg

rockyraccoon
11-20-2008, 00:55
its amazing that internet geeks of the world united to see this thread. we have the computer gaming nerds here and the asiaphile karate geeks there.

antihero-zero
11-20-2008, 01:05
That was an MMA thread actually, not karate. Those guys like brazilian jujutsu.

Temet nosce
11-20-2008, 01:12
"Bring me solo and the wookiee"

:lmao:

You damn near /thread'd there.

Mr.Duck
11-20-2008, 01:14
If that's trolling then wow, great fucking job.

If it's not, I'm going to buy a gun and play Russian roulette with myself.

Marrik
11-20-2008, 01:22
they say love is blind, but at SOME point, he had to start going out with that. what the FUCK?!

Justinian
11-20-2008, 01:25
holy shit that rules

Temet nosce
11-20-2008, 01:25
they say love is blind, but at SOME point, he had to start going out with that. what the FUCK?!

Maybe he was shopping for a new beanbag, and thought she was the latest model?

Ignignokt
11-20-2008, 01:27
aahhhh GOOD LORD

Kietharr
11-20-2008, 01:30
Has to be a troll, he says that her favorite part of the night was eating.

Now, that's obvious, but someone who wasn't trolling wouldn't be bringing that up.

chimp
11-20-2008, 01:33
Has to be a troll, he says that her favorite part of the night was eating.

Now, that's obvious, but someone who wasn't trolling wouldn't be bringing that up.

yeah the point is that someone somewhere ACTUALLY MARRIED THAT THING :(

And on another note:

Quaaid, start the reactor.

Jezrith
11-20-2008, 01:35
That has got to be a dude...

Tharkon Fargor
11-20-2008, 01:38
You guys are mean...



<Goes behind a corners and laughs, hoping no one sees him>

Ignignokt
11-20-2008, 01:39
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/94231d1227080061-funny-strange-random-pics-eqweddinglol.gif

Kheiron
11-20-2008, 01:49
You know, that thread would almost be funny if it didn't remind me so much of my sister and brother in law...

rwp80
11-20-2008, 01:52
Normally, on forums, people use exaggerated language to amplify what they are feeling. For example, people write "LOL" but they don't actually 'laugh out loud' (Hence the phrase "I'm LOLing IRL"), or "OMFG WTF?" when they just mean "Hmm, that's unusual".

I promise you that what I am about to say is literal. Every single word.
This is exactly what I am experiencing right now as I read the linked thread:

When I saw this thread title, I knew it would be something like the last one with the oriental woman posing on the car.

I am now on page three of the linked thread. I have not changed facial expression since page 1 loaded in my browser. I literally have not blinked.

I have spent the last three minutes whispering to myself "Oh, dear God..." repeatedly.
I am still in shock from what I am seeing. This must be a joke.

As my mind processes what it is seeing and reading, multiple questions are popping up.
Questions that disturb me - The possible answers disturb me even more.

Normally, I would be (again, literally) crying tears of laughter, but I am still expressionless. No doubt within the next five minutes, I will wake my neighbours up with my loud, grunty, peircing laugh.
(My laugh is loud because I'm a large gentleman, but not anywhere nearly as large as the bride.)

I am going to read page 3 of the linked thread now. I am being literal when I say that I am so shocked at what I am seeing, I am still expressionless.

TLDR: I am in shock. Soon I will no doubt burst into laughter. But right now, I'm waiting to blink. I mean this literally.

********************

Update:
Okay, now I've got to page 13 and the OP admits it was a troll thread.

However, there are MySpace links to this couple meaning that these people are actually a couple IRL. This still shocks me half to death.

Nevertheless, thanks for the thread, it made my... Err just thanks.

Metal Wolf
11-20-2008, 02:12
/twitch.

Saiith
11-20-2008, 02:15
Maybe she's rich?

Bloody blade
11-20-2008, 02:17
ewwwwwwwwwww, what are their babies going to look like.

Kheiron
11-20-2008, 02:19
Maybe she's rich?

Nobody is that rich.

Paralda
11-20-2008, 02:20
Funny.

Morthor
11-20-2008, 02:20
Maybe she's rich?

Dude if you were rich enough for some guy to marry you when you look like THAT, you're rich enough to get liposuction.

emasame
11-20-2008, 02:28
there is no God.

Kheiron
11-20-2008, 02:29
there is no God.

There was, then she ate him.

Ozzy Wrong
11-20-2008, 02:29
Huh. Never knew Rob Reiner was gay.

Skyborn
11-20-2008, 02:34
I'm calling dibs on the bridesmaid to the far left.

Murnaz
11-20-2008, 02:49
That literally makes me depressed. What the hell is going on in that man's mind that makes him think he needs to settle for that? What kind of friends would let that happen? If there is ever a time for not holding your peace at a wedding, that would be it.

Ozzy Wrong
11-20-2008, 02:51
That literally makes me depressed. What the hell is going on in that man's mind that makes him think he needs to settle for that? What kind of friends would let that happen? If there is ever a time for not holding your peace at a wedding, that would be it.

"I object!"
"John, what are you doing!?"
"Dude, I'm sorry, but her face looks like an asteroid with makeup"

Saturday Saint
11-20-2008, 02:52
"I object!"
"John, what are you doing!?"
"Dude, I'm sorry, but her face looks like an asteroid with makeup"

She's the man in the moon.

Xtra-Medium
11-20-2008, 02:53
god dam! the whole fuckin family is fat! and i swear that aint no bitch it a man, look at that receding harline, look at that face it looks like a man. and fat bitches always have huge breast, that bitch got man boob lookin for her size. lol at the cake it looks like it got potato chips stuck on half of it. that guy is shurley ugly as fuck, but i think he can do better than that, maybe get a skinny bitch with a ugly face instead of a fat bitch with an ugly face.

Ozzy Wrong
11-20-2008, 02:56
god dam! the whole fuckin family is fat! and i swear that aint no bitch it a man, look at that receding harline, look at that face it looks like a man. and fat bitches always have huge breast, that bitch got man boob lookin for her size. lol at the cake it looks like it got potato chips stuck on half of it. that guy is shurley ugly as fuck, but i think he can do better than that, maybe get a skinny bitch with a ugly face instead of a fat bitch with an ugly face.

I don't know why, but I read this like a rap.

Kheiron
11-20-2008, 02:59
I don't know why, but I read this like a rap.

Now you made me do it too.

Honestly, I give it about an 8.5
Had a better rhythm then anything by 50cent.

Ozzy Wrong
11-20-2008, 03:00
Now you made me do it too.

Honestly, I give it about an 8.5
Had a better rhythm then anything by 50cent.

We should record it and send it to Candy.

Nooby
11-20-2008, 03:03
I was just molested visually.

Rahavin
11-20-2008, 03:07
If there ever was evidence that God didn't exist...this was it.

Xtra-Medium
11-20-2008, 03:08
Now you made me do it too.

Honestly, I give it about an 8.5
Had a better rhythm then anything by 50cent.

maybe i only need to get shot 6 times instead of 9 to become successful?

Dahoma
11-20-2008, 03:21
Oh my god. I haven't laughed this hard since the "Can I have my spider back?" thread, good on ya.

Jackhowitzer
11-20-2008, 03:32
That woman or man looks like the result of the girls from two girls one cup/tubgirl making one big shit/puke pile than it grows sentient..

Devant
11-20-2008, 03:57
Several pages and posts later, he admits trolling.

Xtra-Medium
11-20-2008, 04:00
Several pages and posts later, he admits trolling.when i actually ready the comments he had posted on the pics, i thought it looked false.

Spineless_DoO
11-20-2008, 04:05
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Couldn't you just kiss her cute face...

Can you imagine the food bills? WTF is he going to do on thanksgiving? Take out a loan, sell his car just to feed those massive people? I give it to him though. He has a hudge pair of balls.

Vessol
11-20-2008, 04:07
There needs to be a legal weight limit.

Pernix
11-20-2008, 04:24
First screenshots of "Shrek 4 - My family" leaked? Bloody hell man that was nasty.

Girth
11-20-2008, 04:34
That was both disturbing and hilarious at the same time. They need some sort of mandatory fat fuck rehab if your more than 100 pounds overweight. These kind of people are out of control and disgusting to look at its a disgrace to humanity.

Ignignokt
11-20-2008, 04:44
Yeah the fact that it's a troll was obvious, but most importantly, insignificant. The fact is, that is probably a real couple (as others have said, given the myspace links and plethora of photographs). The real tragedy is that this couple exists, regardless of whether or not some forum member is the dude.

That is straight unreal. Being regular internet browsers, we have seen the ugliest people the world has to offer, and I would put this "thing" in the top two.

I'll repeat my other post for emphasis...


GOOD LORD

Crying Hyena
11-20-2008, 04:58
Haha, I saw that on Sherdog earlier.

Vessol
11-20-2008, 04:59
How do they have sex!?

Xtra-Medium
11-20-2008, 05:02
How do they have sex!?

he sticks his penis in one of the many folds of fat. (but seriously isnt it impossible for really fat people to have sex?)

Kossako
11-20-2008, 05:53
People can be that fat ?!

Camelmix
11-20-2008, 06:27
His wife looks like a fucking doogon.

rockyraccoon
11-20-2008, 06:29
His wife looks like a fucking doogon.

that's what she said































but it was about my penis

Lethn
11-20-2008, 06:30
She is upset about losing her figure

I'm sorry, I don't have anything really against fat people all that much but ................. :bang:

I hate idiots that will blame their problems on anything except their weight just because they're too damn blind or sensetive to admit they need to at least walk occasionally.

Camelmix
11-20-2008, 06:31
that's what she said
but it was about my penis

Was it really necessary to wax your epeen with my slanderous statement about a guy's wife, who happens to look like an obese marine mammal?

kyrilius
11-20-2008, 06:56
If I were that guy, I'd rather die in the war than come home to that glutton.

Mippoose
11-20-2008, 07:03
Flaccid now.

Thanks.

CuriousGeorge
11-20-2008, 07:05
http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif

lmao

Camelmix
11-20-2008, 07:06
lmao

I cried a little too.

Zadok
11-20-2008, 07:52
Yeah im pretty sure your buddys were all over them, with harpoons!!!!!
And that other Thing, good god! Ive think u killed my sex life, I cant get that whale out of my mind!


pure awesome.

Bissen where the fuck did you find this?

Lethn
11-20-2008, 07:55
He searched for fat porn? Okay that was harsh even for me but fuck.

Camelmix
11-20-2008, 08:00
pure awesome.

Bissen where the fuck did you find this?

He's the troll.

Stax
11-20-2008, 08:02
HOLY SHIT@!@#$!!!!



What the hell gave birth to that! What kind of friends or family lets a guy marry some sort of Orca-beast such as that! I wouldn't even do that to my worst enemy!






Flaccid now.

Thanks.



LMAO! A new way of birth control.

palo god
11-20-2008, 08:09
Quick someone kill it before it reproduces! :ohno:

Windssoul
11-20-2008, 09:13
Turns out Jabba the hut was actually Human. And since Leia refused him, he has been going the "other way" for love.

Lictor
11-20-2008, 10:28
We know she's a troll. But what is he?

Goblin.

Rigan Pere
11-20-2008, 10:34
"So you went to Sea World and came back with a Whale, congrats."

HAHAHA laughed so hard. He's deffo a troll but...some guy ha actually married that thing.

Master Isaac
11-20-2008, 10:53
ewwwwwwwwwww, what are their babies going to look like.

Found them

http://pix.sueddeutsche.de/gesundheit/artikel/454/140158/180x180_qVwgHjlBmV.jpeg

SkullPizza
11-20-2008, 10:55
myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657)

myspace
(http://www.myspace.com/candyapple0883)

papokrem
11-20-2008, 11:02
Wait till she gots the munchies one night and finds nothing in the fridge. Your history man!!!!

Lictor
11-20-2008, 11:13
Found them

http://pix.sueddeutsche.de/gesundheit/artikel/454/140158/180x180_qVwgHjlBmV.jpeg

They're fat but have human faces. It's not like their potential kids at all!

palo god
11-20-2008, 11:21
They're fat but have human faces. It's not like their potential kids at all!

This will be their first child (http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/uglytitle.jpg), And their second child (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xXToxiclipsXx/icons/FatEmo.jpg).

Bissen
11-20-2008, 11:49
Which one scares you the most? Or is there even a difference at all?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7882/fantasticresemblenceif7.jpg

antihero-zero
11-20-2008, 11:57
ewwwwwwwwwww, what are their babies going to look like.

You think the netherbeast is fertile? Ya know, this was funny before you typed that. You disgust me.

ExiliuM
11-20-2008, 12:11
Holy fuck

Badem
11-20-2008, 12:45
I can see this guy getting out to Iraq or something, having a sudden flash or realisation and doing a Leroy Jenkins against un-assailable odds once the drugs wear off.....

Vexrak
11-20-2008, 13:18
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Couldn't you just kiss her cute face...

I am telling you that the fat one is male.

Realbigdeal22
11-20-2008, 13:18
OMG! She's ugly. A man like you could get better then that. Too late, you are already married with her. I would respect you if you would marry the woman wearing red robe at full left.

I know that there are fat cute chicks, but that one is so ugly!! Good luck in the bed because i wonder how you will it. How can you even kiss her? Her bewbs dont even have any form. Atleast, the fat one on the full left wearing red cloth have big bewbs that i would want to suck and she seem to have a well good big booty that i would want to fuck for an hour or even more.

Kusghuul
11-20-2008, 13:24
Argh.

Edit: Second thought was "Cthulu has awakened."

freeze_SD
11-20-2008, 13:25
I just checked myspace....

this shit is real... waaaaahhh

The Cougar
11-20-2008, 13:29
Their future child. (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/member.php?u=60509)


OMG! She's ugly. A man like you could get better then that. Too late, you are already married with her. I would respect you if you would marry the woman wearing red robe at full left.

I know that there are fat cute chicks, but that one is so ugly!! Good luck in the bed because i wonder how you will it. How can you even kiss her? Her bewbs dont even have any form. Atleast, the fat one on the full left wearing red cloth have big bewbs that i would want to suck and she seem to have a well good big booty that i would want to fuck for an hour or even more.
The inner thoughts of a chubby-chaser...

Galadrist
11-20-2008, 13:39
I just checked myspace....

this shit is real... waaaaahhh

yeah same. i noticed tho that the dude's mother resembles the 'thing'... Elektra complex? dude married his momma.

rwp80
11-20-2008, 13:41
the fat one on the full left wearing red cloth have big bewbs that i would want to suck and she seem to have a well good big booty that i would want to fuck for an hour or even more.

:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

nathanpinard
11-20-2008, 13:43
The responses to the thread linked are hilarious.

keeperofstars
11-20-2008, 13:43
um, correct me if I am wrong, but if your in the military don't they tend to pretty much run pussy bars 10 feet from most bases overseas. I mean hell my friends that stay on a nuclear sub under the ice caps for months on end, even surface dock at an island in the pacific, for a week of shore leave, only thing on the stupid island is 10 cent hookers, and I mean 10 cent hookers, a bar, and the base.

Point is was he really that terrible at getting laid? I mean I am all ok with a big woman, don't get me wrong, but there are limits.

Funny part is when he contradicts himself. Says he waited to be married before losing his virginity, and then says they are having their first child and that is why they got married.

nathanpinard
11-20-2008, 13:47
Quote from that forum:

"I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God."

Just...lol.

willithesm
11-20-2008, 15:02
Holy shit. All i have to say, im stunned.

Camelmix
11-20-2008, 16:06
yeah same. i noticed tho that the dude's mother resembles the 'thing'... Elektra complex? dude married his momma.

You're thinking of an Odaepous complex (wow I completely butchered that word w/e)

belthize
11-20-2008, 16:21
"Bring me solo and the wookiee"

Damn it ... you try to be a good person and between posts like that and
some prick sending me this picture: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1427/
I'm going to go to hell because I can't stop laughing.

Belthize

Galadrist
11-20-2008, 16:23
You're thinking of an Odaepous complex (wow I completely butchered that word w/e)

oh yeah, got it backwards. it is Oedipus complex :D

belthize
11-20-2008, 16:25
You're thinking of an Odaepous complex (wow I completely butchered that word w/e)

I think you mean Grendel complex.

Belthize

The Goatbreeder
11-20-2008, 16:58
Imagine her legs. Osch. Man, this is disgusting me.

shnedit
11-20-2008, 17:00
Imagine her legs. Osch. Man, this is disgusting me.

now pants and keyboard are sticky :(

Realbigdeal22
11-20-2008, 18:22
If you plan to play darkfall with her, i suggest you to create a human or an alfar, and she would create an ork female or a dwarf female.