if you had 3 wishes...

[Bloody blade]

If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for?

I would wish for
a super power
the perfect girl
and a fridge that summons the food i am most craving

[PaleOne]

Beta, Beta, Beta....

[Honest Bill]

3 more wishes.

That's right, i'm original .... An innovator if you will.

I'm not afraid to just think outside the box, and transcend the boundaries of the normal '3 wishes' scenario .... A bit of a maverick some have said.

[Aragoni]

I only have one: That I become a God and can do everything I wish.

[Bloody blade]

I only have one: That I become a God and can do everything I wish.

wouldn't you have a war with the other god who can also do everything he wishes...

[stormkiller22]

Unlimited Wishes

Whatever I want Forever

.... apple pie

[Aragoni]

wouldn't you have a war with the other god who can also do everything he wishes...

Jehova would be weak compared to me.

[Natdaprat]

A big mac
The knowledge to complete a rubix (sp?) cube
Twenty quid so I can go buy this game I saw

[holychicken]

herpes
genital warts
the clap

[popsaregood230]

the biggest penis in the world, along with the two greatest balls in the world.

[Rigan Pere]

Unlimited cash
I still the fridge idea where it grants me any food I want! that sounds epic.
The ability to turn into the Hulk when ever i wanted.

[Rigan Pere]

the biggest penis in the world, along with the two greatest balls in the world.

Duuuuuuuuuude, you seen that guy with the biggest? he fucking hates it and says he cant go nuts with the women as its potentially lethal :O so fuck that idea!

[Jezrith]

Every time I make a wish, that wish comes true.

[Aragoni]

Duuuuuuuuuude, you seen that guy with the biggest? he fucking hates it and says he cant go nuts with the women as its potentially lethal :O so fuck that idea!

25cm is enough!

Edit: Btw isn't the person with the biggest penis someone named 'Diamond' or something like that?

[popsaregood230]

i will go nuts and it will be lethal so toodal me up :D

[Sprawlz]

People close to me immune to illnesses etc (eg. cancer)
A box that before i open it i would say from before what i want inside it (eg. 10k euro, a cheese cake)
ask my g/f what she would want

[Viluin]

1. No refractory period between orgasms
2. Immortality
3. The ability to travel through time and space (Without a machine)

[Bloody blade]

People close to me immune to illnesses etc (eg. cancer)
A box that before i open it i would say from before what i want inside it (eg. 10k euro, a cheese cake)
ask my g/f what she would want

thats a good answer.... so you would rather have your loved ones die from a car crash or something else excruciating

[Seddoron]

1. Superpower
2. Another superpower
3. Another superpower

Then i could do and get whatever i wanted, it could probably be done with 1 superpower but the more the merrier.

[Jamboreen]

Ultimate power over Everything,

Omniscience (Ultimate knowledge)

Apathy.

Prepare to burn you bastard!

[Sprawlz]

thats a good answer.... so you would rather have your loved ones die from a car crash or something else excruciating

I dont want to play god

[Lotharr]

stuff

[Drudley]

Isn't this sorta like the super power thread? Except that you get 3 "whatever you wants" in this thread.

[Mortimer Dclxvi]

If you got a fridge like that you would turn into a fat bastard pretty quick...

I would only want one wish and that'd be to be unplugged from the matrix and see the real world!

[DreadNaught]

The ability to see how my life would've played out if I'd made different decisions.
Having Peter Petrelli's super powers.
Someone to wash dishes/clothes and cook for me! :@

[Drudley]

The ability to see how my life would've played out if I'd made different decisions.
Having Peter Petrelli's super powers.
Someone to wash dishes/clothes and cook for me! :@

At which point of his life would you want his power? Before he discovered it, making it totally useless unless more pople has super powers to copy, after he has copied a bunch of random super powers from people or now, when he got stripped of his innate and all his copied powers by his father?

[DreadNaught]

At which point of his life would you want his power? Before he discovered it, making it totally useless unless more pople has super powers to copy, after he has copied a bunch of random super powers from people or now, when he got stripped of his innate and all his copied powers by his father?
I refrained from landing a complete spoiler just to make my heroes-peen look bigger for a reason - some people wont have seen it yet.

But in answer to your question, stage 2.

[GFH_Spike]

1. A googolplex of wishes that will always be granted at my command.
2. Your death.
3. The locking of this thread.

Try including conditions next time.

[klokateer #7829]

immortality
the ability to change my appearance
inexhaustable wealth

[Bloody blade]

there seems to be a pattern with the immorality and superpower things...

[Viluin]

1. A googolplex of wishes that will always be granted at my command.
2. Your death.
3. The locking of this thread.

Try including conditions next time.

Mid-life crisis? :(

[Bloody blade]

Mid-life crisis? :(

lol

[Skyborn]

Mid-life crisis? :(

More like teen angst.

[willithesm]

I would wish me the power of summoning everything possible, ultimate strength and to be smarter than everyone else.

[LordTenacious]

1. Immortality
2. Invulnerability
3. A billion dollars worth of gold

[GFH_Spike]

Mid-life crisis? :(

We've had a few dozen hypothetical wish threads within the past month. This is bordering on the Obamafanaticism leading up to and shortly after the election.

I would like to grant myself something besides a googolplex of wishes, but without preconditions set by the original poster which remove that possibility, I can't honestly choose anything else.

[Uvita]

Ressurecting "this girl" (rip Anja)

DF was launched now

death upon all christians

[GFH_Spike]

Ressurecting "this girl" (rip Anja)

DF was launched now

death upon all christians

You should have wished for the continued life of Jesus. Without his martyrdom, it's doubtful that Christianity would have taken root. No resurrection, no personal sacrifice for the sins of mankind.

A less violent solution to the pandemic that is Christianity.

[ClownFoot]

1. Ability to set things on fire by pelvic thrusting at it.
2. Whenever I give someone the finger they curl up in a ball and cry like a little girl.
3. Be able to make any women irristably attracted to me(this could cause problems with 1, but if I get female judges/jurors I should be fine)

[Phalanx]

Invincibility
Ability to fly
A hamburger

[tallefred]

the biggest penis in the world, along with the two greatest balls in the world.

1. Castration for you.
2. Pizza.
3. Unlimited wishes.

[shnedit]

1. Ability to set things on fire by pelvic thrusting at it.


That would be amusing.

But

1. 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000 million more wishes?

[Chaosborn]

[...] Try including conditions next time.

On Forumfall, this is bound to ultimately fail. The whish "Nullify condition X" comes to mind...

[Saturday Saint]

1. I would wish for infinite knowledge
2. I would wish for infinite sanity, as to not go insane from infinite knowledge
3. I would wish for infinite creativity, so as to be able to be interesting despite my infinite sanity.

[Chaosborn]

1. I would wish for infinite knowledge
2. I would wish for infinite sanity, as to not go insane from infinite knowledge
3. I would wish for infinite creativity, so as to be able to be interesting despite my infinite sanity.

Your chronological order fails! You insane!

[Viluin]

On Forumfall, this is bound to ultimately fail. The whish "Nullify condition X" comes to mind...

Then give people one wish instead of three.

[Saturday Saint]

Then give people one wish instead of three.

Infinite wishes -> nullify condition X.

[shnedit]

Then give people one wish instead of three.

i wish for three more wishes! duh!

[Viluin]

Infinite wishes -> nullify condition X.

But what if Condition X = no more than 1 wish, ever?

[Saturday Saint]

But what if Condition X = no more than 1 wish, ever?

I wish for a level 18 sorceror slave, who can cast wish (Which is a spell, not an actual wish) once a day.

[GFH_Spike]

On Forumfall, this is bound to ultimately fail. The whish "Nullify condition X" comes to mind...

On the contrary, it would be quite simple. One condition being that the wish can't fulfill anything which is naturally unattainable by humans in the world that we currently inhabit.

[heroshade]

Lotion
Bewbz
Repeat