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heroshade
11-15-2008, 00:31
And this (http://snagwiremedia.com/prison-inmate-escapes-jail-using/) is why.

Marrik
11-15-2008, 00:38
nice

antihero-zero
11-15-2008, 00:40
So Germany shouldn't use cardboard?

Apex Vertigo
11-15-2008, 00:40
That's some funny shit lol.

FermentedLies
11-15-2008, 00:42
That's amazing. I support such use of stealth, and deception.

Enticle
11-15-2008, 00:43
Damn, I'm surprised he could pull that off. :lmao:

Dazarthas
11-15-2008, 00:49
No prison can hold SOLID SNAKE!

Kekshorts
11-15-2008, 00:49
awesome, mad props for that one.

Dimgo
11-15-2008, 00:54
He deseves to be free

Apex Vertigo
11-15-2008, 00:56
He deseves to be free

I agree. If you are bad ass enough to escape prison in a card board box then you should be teaching special agent ops.

Spart
11-15-2008, 01:00
He deseves to be free

Without a doubt. Such amazing use of stealth deserves to be rewarded.

Ragnika
11-15-2008, 01:11
Fucking awesome!

tallefred
11-15-2008, 01:23
I wonder who he was..... can we get more info on this guy please? I want to have sex with him.

EDIT: Apparently he's a drug dealer... can't find his name anywhere.

Sho'nuff
11-15-2008, 01:25
Is it a system problem or a Jail staff problem?

Curcio
11-15-2008, 01:25
Who said cardboard sucked!?

Xtra-Medium
11-15-2008, 01:47
its ironic that he had the means to "cut the tarp"

Spinewire
11-15-2008, 01:49
one thing springs to mind.... if it was cardboard box how did he not rip through the bottom of it when they lifted it up?


If it's true then GZ thats pure win.

Crying Hyena
11-15-2008, 01:53
Wow, that's hilarious.

Enticle
11-15-2008, 02:09
one thing springs to mind.... if it was cardboard box how did he not rip through the bottom of it when they lifted it up?


Yea that's true, and also his weight would shift around in the box causing it to tip over when picked up. Wonder if the box had a wooden frame in it, or if they used a forklift or something to move it around.

Kekshorts
11-15-2008, 02:12
Yea that's true, and also his weight would shift around in the box causing it to tip over when picked up. Wonder if the box had a wooden frame in it, or if they used a forklift or something to move it around.
probly fork lift on a wood platform?

Galadrist
11-15-2008, 02:16
one thing springs to mind.... if it was cardboard box how did he not rip through the bottom of it when they lifted it up?


If it's true then GZ thats pure win.

The bigger question is: how did he tape up his own box? :D

Dhig
11-15-2008, 02:18
probly fork lift on a wood platform?

When they got suspicious he just made noices to imitate a card board box :ninja:

LordBritish
11-15-2008, 02:21
in 1987 i escaped the high security prison StADELHEIM in Munich (due to law its every prisoners right to escape for its freedom) by hiding in inside the motorblock delivery crate destinated for MAN.I went lose for 48 hrs when they fucked me they added stealing cuz i had prison wear on me thAt belonged to the prison facility . I remember the guardian named "Schlumbaum"
sayiong to me "awesome job "after i got back. At the end i got 6 month added for stealing state stuff , hillarious isnt it

FermentedLies
11-15-2008, 02:23
I knew there was some idiot on here named LordBritish...

Stax
11-15-2008, 02:24
Yah, I heard about that over NPR today. It cracked me up! How shitty that something like that could work! Also, that link was great for having a video graphic with a man in a box, running. lol

Galadrist
11-15-2008, 02:27
I went lose for 48 hrs when they fucked me. I remember the guardian named "Schlumbaum" sayiong to me "awesome job "after i got back.

UN.
BE.
LIEVABLE.

I've heard prison stories, but this one here is epic.

Kusghuul
11-15-2008, 03:19
Next time, he'll use plastic.

Hyster
11-15-2008, 03:21
And this (http://snagwiremedia.com/prison-inmate-escapes-jail-using/) is why.

rofl good find

Kusghuul
11-15-2008, 03:23
Now, if only the Jews during the Holocaust had access to cardboard...

Hyster
11-15-2008, 03:27
Now, if only the Jews during the Holocaust had access to cardboard...

haha fuck you too

Saturday Saint
11-15-2008, 03:43
I would have laughed harded if this had been done Far Cry 2 style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZL1qMtpAkI).

heroshade
11-15-2008, 04:20
He should have killed all the guards and stuffed the knocked out one in the locker surrounded with corpses and C4. Just to freak him out.

Hyster
11-15-2008, 04:21
He should have killed all the guards and stuffed the knocked out one in the locker surrounded with corpses and C4. Just to freak him out.

then who would drive the truck when hes in the box?:sly:

heroshade
11-15-2008, 04:23
then who would drive the truck when hes in the box?:sly:

Otacon.

Hyster
11-15-2008, 04:25
Otacon.

nah he would be in the box with snake

Nooby
11-15-2008, 04:26
Best of luck to this man. A true idol to us all.

heroshade
11-15-2008, 04:55
Best of luck to this man. A true idol to us all.

Even if they catch him, he'll just escape again. Solid Snake always does...

Toxic Waste
11-15-2008, 05:03
Even if they catch him, he'll just escape again. Solid Snake always does...

Except next time he'll be wearing camo. (http://www.mtv.com/games/video_games/images/promoimages/d/dime/video_game_heros/metal_gear_solid_3_snake_ea.jpg)

heroshade
11-15-2008, 05:07
I would have laughed harded if this had been done Far Cry 2 style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZL1qMtpAkI).

So they arrested a guy, gave him a map of the prison, let him keep his grenades, and left a handy little machete behind a thin hallow wall?