Puppyfall Claims first victim!

[Gunther TheBlack]

http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=9300226



Don't bitch if it's a repost. But puppyfall deserves this rep.

P.S. Puppyfally! (http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016)

[Mulambo]

gross. She should have had an abortion.

[Forgin]

Poor puppy :(

[DeadlyHit]

Killer Puppys @_@

[Floyd]

Her juvenile probation officer says she was on probation for unlawful thievery of a controlled substance.

For some reason this sentence seems odd to me. But I do love the word "Thievery" just rolls off the tongue.

[Mulambo]

For some reason this sentence seems odd to me. But I do love the word "Thievery" just rolls off the tongue.

prolly sudafed.

[omnigol]

I'm wondering why anyone would own a puppy and a newborn baby at the same time. Especially if you don't have the money to feed the dog. That baby must have been incredibly ugly to have not satisfied it's mothers hunger for cute small mammals.

[Nexus]

I hope the puppy is ok, and that live stream is strangley compelling.

EDIT : HAHAHA, if you watch them long enough they twitch in their sleep :D

[Narcowski]

Link ripped from me in IRC :ohno:

I still laugh each time I think about it.

[VidarDf]

Ya thats messed up. She should be shot IMO. stupid whore.

[Painweaver]

"I'm paralyzed by cuteness!"

[Henu989]

And this is why I like kittens over puppies..

[tarsus]

For some reason this sentence seems odd to me. But I do love the word "Thievery" just rolls off the tongue.

The article was written by an amateur that doesn't follow AP and can't even write complete sentences:

"Police reports say the puppy, a lab-boxer mix named Cush and that he actually belonged to Earle's sister."

[Temet nosce]

Article nets a smirk, but the link to the puppies is worth the thread anyways. Even if it is a repost. It needs more attention.

Although sadly they're all standing way away from the camera, and not doing anything right now.

[Blixa]

She did drugs the night after her child was eaten alife. What a horrible person, how could she do drugs, this definitly caused the child's death?

[HomeStarRunner]

owned

[Saturday Saint]

http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=9300226



Don't bitch if it's a repost. But puppyfall deserves this rep.

P.S. Puppyfally! (http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016)

They are fighting.

And honestly, I'm more bothered by the animal abuse than the eaten baby.

[Xtra-Medium]

thats fucked up, she must feel like shit

[Reikson]

I'm wondering why anyone would own a puppy and a newborn baby at the same time. Especially if you don't have the money to feed the dog. That baby must have been incredibly ugly to have not satisfied it's mothers hunger for cute small mammals.

It was her sisters puppy, who was not at the house for a week or so. Everyone thought that the puppy was being fed by someone else.

[Kusghuul]

This doesn't even make a mediocum of sense.

[Dazarthas]

Dumb whore didn't deserve to be a mother. Drugs + baby + dog != win!

gross. She should have had an abortion.

Well, she wouldn't have been charged with manslaughter... so that's a plus, I guess.

They are fighting.

And honestly, I'm more bothered by the animal abuse than the eaten baby.

Human life is more important than animal life, except among PETA arsonists and animals. Which one are you?

[Mulambo]

She did drugs the night after her child was eaten alife. What a horrible person, how could she do drugs, this definitly caused the child's death?

WTF? when would be a better time to do drugs?

[Dazarthas]

WTF? when would be a better time to do drugs?

During pregnancy, of course.

[Drohn Moharri]

oh no poor baby my name is Zane too

[Mhorham]

What about Gramma I wonder? the 17 year old and her mom go for a nap and leave the kid tied up in a jolly jumper like a giant cat toy? They figure all the screaming and wailing is what? Just a two month olds tantrum? Kid must have made a bit of noise as the dog chewed on him.

Man this a gory! You cant make this kind of stuff up!

[Mooseman]

Her juvenile probation officer says she was on probation for unlawful thievery of a controlled substance.

What would be considered lawful thievery?

[HomeStarRunner]

I feel terrible about the fate of the kid, but at the same time...
I'm mad that the poor dog is probably going to get put down because some stupid shit underage parent is too busy getting high and and passing out to mind her own fucking child.

[Mulambo]

I feel terrible about the fate of the kid, but at the same time...
I'm mad that the poor dog is probably going to get put down because some stupid shit underage parent is too busy getting high and and passing out to mind her own fucking child.
We can't have a dog with a taste for human blood running around and breeding.

[Mhorham]

I feel terrible about the fate of the kid, but at the same time...
I'm mad that the poor dog is probably going to get put down because some stupid shit underage parent is too busy getting high and and passing out to mind her own fucking child.

The underage parents mom was there! What about that biatch? I'd be looking at the old broad for this one.

[Mooseman]

Did the baby look like dog food? And if so, what brand?

[antihero-zero]

I feel sorry for the mods in this section...

[omnigol]

What would be considered lawful thievery?

Obama's tax plan

[Spart]

Human life is more important than animal life, except among PETA arsonists and animals. Which one are you?

Some people, actually quite a lot, are just too stupid to understand that.

[Stax]

Wow, that was horrible. I think all drugies should be put to death if they can not do drugs without fucking over other people. I'm not saying drugies can not have their drugs, but I am saying they need to be put to death if they can not do so without fucking up other peoples lives.

[slugy]

the puppys are back!

good thing, i was going to nerco that thread.

[Phyrehart]

How horrible... I bet she will never ever live without the guilt of a life time.. :(

And that Grandmother... What the hell was she thinking? She knew her daughter was tired. She should have taken care of the baby so her daughter could get some sleep.
The puppy has the taste of blood now.. That is a hard thing to deal with later in life..
He should be put up for adoption for a couple/or person who does not have children and will be around for the puppy.

That is a horrible nightmare story that I can't seem to get out of my mind...

[Nazertheen]

Some people, actually quite a lot, are just too stupid to understand that.

Question then...

Why should I value YOUR life more than my dog's?

[Gunther TheBlack]

Some people, actually quite a lot, are just too stupid to understand that.

It depends on the species imo.


One giant panda is worth more than 10k people in my book. Human live isn't worth shit mate. Get used to that cause people are just cannon flesh in wars as well.

Maybe that's because i'm raised with the stories and grandparents of WW1 tho. With the no mans land sieging that killed thousands and thousands of people for no reason at all.

[Thunderjohn]

puppieeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[PrimalSign]

Human life is more important than animal life, except among PETA arsonists and animals. Which one are you?

Self-pwned. Babies aren't people.

[Temet nosce]

Question then...

Why should I value YOUR life more than my dog's?

So fucking true.

You think human life is incredibly valuable? Well I like my pets better than I like most random people, and I see no reason not to value their lives higher than some idiot I don't knows life.

[Girth]

They should break her legs and put her in a room with some hungry dogs they confiscated from a dog fighting ring. Then ofc put the video on youtube.

[Temet nosce]

:lmao:

The puppies were all asleep, then one got up and walked around all the sleeping ones, grabbed on one's tail with his teeth, and dragged him backwards till he got up.

[Surly]

I like how this thread is a joke, but if a puppy had been killed by a baby people here would probably be up in arms calling for the mother's bloooood. Don't get me wrong, this is funny... it's just that puppy death would be hilarious as well.

edit: then again, if a starving infant devoured a puppy... man, that'd be hard not to laugh at for anyone.

[Gunther TheBlack]

I like how this thread is a joke, but if a puppy had been killed by a baby people here would probably be up in arms calling for the mother's bloooood. Don't get me wrong, this is funny... it's just that puppy death would be hilarious as well.

edit: then again, if a starving infant devoured a puppy... man, that'd be hard not to laugh at for anyone.


Puppies get killed lots of times, we are used to that.

Puppy killing baby is just PAYBACK comedy!

[Dredgon]

"Need for Blood" The new game by puppyfall.

[Temet nosce]

Nice, it's online and the puppies just assaulted the legs of somebody who was walking around in there.

[Rathynas]

Methinks the puppy knew what he was doing. Keep the stupidity out of the gene pool. Give him a Milkbone!

[Montenegro]

Self-pwned. Babies aren't people.

If only your mother had smothered you with greasy diarrhea.

Seriously, I fucking hate it when people cheer over a baby being killed. If I was the father, this story would end in a little bloodbath.

Puppy vivasection 101

[popsaregood230]

being a father myself i couldnt imagine the guilt or the greivence.. i would be horrified to know that my child was eaten alive while i was readily available to stop it from happening.

[Barbarossa]

"Need for Blood" The new game by puppyfall.

Soon to be followed by it's first expansion:

Wrath of the Dog Catcher

[Dazarthas]

I like how this thread is a joke, but if a puppy had been killed by a baby people here would probably be up in arms calling for the mother's bloooood. Don't get me wrong, this is funny... it's just that puppy death would be hilarious as well.

edit: then again, if a starving infant devoured a puppy... man, that'd be hard not to laugh at for anyone.

That's comedy gold, actually.

[Vexrak]

This is even more funny to me then it would be for most actually. The reason for that being I love to get stoned with my friends and then play the "what would win in a fight game" and on several occasions one contestant was a baby and not that long ago we were having a big argument over what would win in a fight a baby or a puppy.

This didn't play out exactly according to plan though since the battle took place in a baby swing where the baby was handicapped. I think we had also ended up agreeing that the baby would only win if it had a small knife and the puppy was of a smaller variety.

Anyway good fight that baby got pwnt. I can't wait to show this shit to my friends. Oh and hopefully the puppy didn't get put down since he was starving at the time.