Troll Application!

[Lionblood]

hello,

i am a newb member (oct 08) and I am looking for an experienced Troll willing to take me under his/her wing and teach me all the nasty tricks and bashing necessary to being a good troll.

I believe i qualify because of the following traits

- i am retarded
- i can say things like "Your a *** noob", "You should kill yourself", "your ideas are garbage" and "you deserve to have your nipples cut off and glued to your eyelids"
- i am fat, single, and have bad teeth
- i sit on my computer all day long looking for new ways to fail
- i think i am better than everyone else
- i have a tiny penis that I beat constantly while looking at pics of cartoon girls
- i am weak and timid in real life and hide behind my 5000 posts on multiple forums to appear big, nasty and fearless
- i got picked on in high school and my gf cheated on me with another girl

This ones for you Temet Nosce. i hope you get a new puppy and it hates you.

:D

[Tiarilir]

I hope you get banned.

[Ankh]

hello,

i am a newb member (oct 08) and I am looking for an experienced Troll willing to take me under his/her wing and teach me all the nasty tricks and bashing necessary to being a good troll.

I believe i qualify because of the following traits

- i am retarded
- i can say things like "Your a *** noob", "You should kill yourself", "your ideas are garbage" and "you deserve to have your nipples cut off and glued to your eyelids"
- i am fat, single, and have bad teeth
- i sit on my computer all day long looking for new ways to fail
- i think i am better than everyone else
- i have a tiny penis that I beat constantly while looking at pics of cartoon girls
- i am weak and timid in real life and hide behind my 5000 posts on multiple forums to appear big, nasty and fearless
- i got picked on in high school and my gf cheated on me with another girl

This ones for you Temet Nosce. i hope you get a new puppy and it hates you.

:D


:):):)


edit: :)
:)

[FermentedLies]

It almost seems like this fool is entirely serious. I hope he does too.

[Skyborn]

Trolling can't be taught newbian.

[Honest Bill]

If he is in fact a troll. Then you have walked your hapless billy-goat arse across his bridge.

[Erroneous]

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

[Lionblood]

come on Temet....its taking you entirely tooo long to reply.

you've been viewing this post since it appeared....searching Google for a good comeback?

noob

[Methuselah]

Using a troll post to ask for trolling lessons.
Kudos.

[Tiarilir]

Using a troll post to ask for trolling lessons.
Kudos.

Wait... what?

Also, you forgot to lock this.

[Skyborn]

come on Temet....its taking you entirely tooo long to reply.

you've been viewing this post since it appeared....searching Google for a good comeback?

noob

Yeah he's not actually in the thread right now asshat.

[Ankh]

come on Temet....its taking you entirely tooo long to reply.

you've been viewing this post since it appeared....searching Google for a good comeback?

noob

Look at the young'in! He's trying so hard! :)
:)

[Bunkah]

Using a troll post to ask for trolling lessons.
Kudos.

You forgot to close the thread! :lmao:

[Lionblood]

[QUOTE=Methuselah;1951410]Using a troll post to ask for trolling lessons.
Kudos.[/QUOTE

:D

[Tiarilir]

:D

You're failing harder for each post you make.

[Bunkah]

Wait... what?

Also, you forgot to lock this.


damnit you're fast! :)

[Skyborn]

You forgot to close the thread! :lmao:

He's just waiting for the right moment! Quick someone say something racist!

[Tiarilir]

damnit you're fast! :)

You learn to master the technique at 4000+.

[Tharkon Fargor]

I hope you get banned.

qft

[Razli]

You learn to master the technique at 4000+.

Does that mean I have it? Where do I skill up?

[Temet nosce]

hello,

i am a newb member (oct 08) and I am looking for an experienced Troll willing to take me under his/her wing and teach me all the nasty tricks and bashing necessary to being a good troll.

I believe i qualify because of the following traits

- i am retarded
- i can say things like "Your a *** noob", "You should kill yourself", "your ideas are garbage" and "you deserve to have your nipples cut off and glued to your eyelids"
- i am fat, single, and have bad teeth
- i sit on my computer all day long looking for new ways to fail
- i think i am better than everyone else
- i have a tiny penis that I beat constantly while looking at pics of cartoon girls
- i am weak and timid in real life and hide behind my 5000 posts on multiple forums to appear big, nasty and fearless
- i got picked on in high school and my gf cheated on me with another girl

This ones for you Temet Nosce. i hope you get a new puppy and it hates you.

:D

You made me smirk. This is a bad thing, as when trolling you need to attempt to infuriate your target audience. However, since you amused me I'll give you some help and show you an example of proper trolling.

Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

As you can see this quote from Kietharr has a specific target audience, uneducated people with strong opinions. It works by playing off emotional response and acute unawareness of the actual situation involved.

It produced many amusingly pitiful responses.

[Dhig]

This thread delivers...



many trolls indeed.

[DocGonzo]

one of the sorriest, yet creative, attempts at troll bashing to be seen in...oh....hours...

now take your wanna be but never will be sorry ass the fuck off mah bridge!

nuff said?

[Methuselah]

Ok, fine. I have to say though, you guys are more mod happy than I am.