Ninjas or Pirates?

[[LoD]Sabbath]

Nt

[Honest Bill]

Been done already

[[LoD]Sabbath]

What, 3 years ago?

[Honest Bill]

I see because Ninjas and pirates have really channged over the past few years?

[Tyler]

if you vote ninja are you a weebo?

[Tzacharu]

Pirates all the way.

[PrimalSign]

if you vote ninja are you a weeabo?

Yes. Especially since this guy (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/member.php?u=51097) voted Pirate

[Honest Bill]

weebo?

Ok I'll ask.

What's a weebo?

[Stax]

You see the Pirates when they are coming to rape your bung-hole! That gives you plenty of time to prepare or evade. However, with Ninja's - your ass is sore one second, and you suddenly realise there are Ninja's doing the train with your bung-hole.

I say Ninja's!

[Girth]

Ninja's also in before someone mentioned butt pirates

*edit* damn stax kinda hinted it before me :(

[Stax]

Ninja's also in before someone mentioned butt pirates

*edit* damn stax kinda hinted it before me :(

But you still get the "cake" for actually mentioning it first.

[Girth]

But you still get the "cake" for actually mentioning it first.

better be beta cake

[PrimalSign]

Ok I'll ask.

What's a weebo?

Weeaboo = Wapanese

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=952612&term=weeaboo

You might also want to check out the encyclopedia dramatica article of Wapanese/Weeaboo to further you understanding.

[Honest Bill]

Weeaboo = Wapanese

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=952612&term=weeaboo

You might also want to check out the encyclopedia dramatica article of Wapanese/Weeaboo to further you understanding.

Oh i see. Like a white person who wishes they were Japanese?

Never heard of this phenomenon before

[AngusFinch]

More like anyone interested in Japanese culture. People who say it are mean and evil! I AM NOT WEEBO ;.;

[Stax]

Weeaboo = Wapanese

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?defid=952612&term=weeaboo

You might also want to check out the encyclopedia dramatica article of Wapanese/Weeaboo to further your understanding.



Oh...!! That's f*cked up! I love the Japanese, anime, their history... the whole bunch of it! However, I do not try to speak the language. "I have no tongue for it". Never knew there was a name for that.

[Ciliano]

I couldn't find the option for wizard. I am a wizard both ingame and irl.

Also, Sabbath in the park:
http://www.divshare.com/download/3191529-8a3

[Girth]

I am a wizard both ingame and irl.


Kids stopped falling for the whole candy bit eh?

[Rycon]

Ninjas that use a combination of shuriken,katanas and gun powder pistols/nades.

Pure awesomeness.

[Yamamoto]

Pirates still control that freighter containing 30+ T-72 tanks. Ninjas don't have jack shit.

[Temet nosce]

Hm, I shall oblige you and vote in your poll Op. For your sig is awesome and contains Damien Hirst's For the Love of God in it. That is one of the most fucking absurd pieces of art ever made, and I bloody love it.

[Nexus]

I fucking hate the term weaboo, its become distorted from extreme cases of japanese fetishism to just anyone that likes anything from japan.

In anycase, ninja.

[Morthor]

Neither, they both suck. Ninjas vs Pirates is so 2006.

edit: Dinosaurs are pretty cool though. They are coming back into fashion imo.

[heroshade]

Mongols, Ninjas, and Nazis would own Pirates, Vikings, and Knights.

[PrimalSign]

Mongols, Ninjas, and Nazis would own Pirates, Vikings, and Knights.

Please tell me the first is a videogame/mod.

[Ryo]

Mongols, Ninjas, and Nazis would own Pirates, Vikings, and Knights.

your so much in trouble now :eek:

We Vikings! will crush anyone that stand in our way just like we have always done......we gank the menn and full loot the women over and over again :sly:

[Spinewire]

Being an unclean malnurished fairly unskilled scrote with loads of other equaly unclean men on a boat for months at a time, or someone trained to kill from birth....

hmmm, even omitting the fact that pirates probabaly bummed each other i would still rather be a ninja.

I have never seen the appeal of actual pirates, altho i do tend to get my nautical loot on come game time.

We Vikings! will crush anyone that stand in our way just like we have always done......we gank the menn and full loot the women over and over again Vikings are good against women and childern but i have not heard about many large encounters vs a trained army... all they do is sail around and loot things when the men arn't around... gz

They spent alot of time on boats aswell.... they probabaly bummed each other.

[Skyborn]

Ninja's fucking rock.

[PrimalSign]

Why is it that we have famous pirates, men who were actually feared throughout history, and yet no well-known ninjas? Because all those 'elite killing machines' are fucking fairy-tales. GG worshiping a bunch of fairies you weaboo freaks.

[Tzacharu]

Why is it that we have famous pirates, men who were actually feared throughout history, and yet no well-known ninjas? Because all those 'elite killing machines' are fucking fairy-tales. GG worshiping a bunch of fairies you weaboo freaks.

I agree.

[Skyborn]

Because all those 'elite killing machines' are fucking fairy-tales. GG worshiping a bunch of fairies you weaboo freaks.

Yeah...a defender of pirates calling other people fairies...wow, thats...thats...

Silent assassins aren't usually well known, unless they suck at their jobs.

[BlackVolgan]

a vote for pirate is a vote for fucking cool

[Jamboreen]

Pirate = boat full of men.

Ninjas = Men living under a cult like code with extreme ability for martial combat.

Which one is gayer?

[KiSsLuiGi]

Pirates omgwtf! ninjas can't even speak!

[Ankh]

PIRATES.

You're all a bunch of wapanese douches.

[KiSsLuiGi]

Pirate = boat full of men.

Ninjas = Men living under a cult like code with extreme ability for martial combat.

Which one is gayer?

Shirtless men in sweaty, close up fights in a clubhouse where only men who like to take their shirt of and sweat with other guys are allowed.

Blood, peglegs, dirt, tar and flying limbs in a ranged gunpowder fight filled with adrenaline and men yelling "FAAAJJJAAAAA!!!!1!!"

your choice.

[PrimalSign]

Silent assassins aren't usually well known, unless they suck at their jobs.

All of those murders were done by the fairies. Nobody knew it was them because they used their pixie dust to wipe everyone's memories.

Oh look, it makes just as much sense!

Ninjas = Men living under a cult like code with extreme ability for martial combat.

Extreme martial arts my ass. Ninjas are overrated assassins from Japan. Cult like code, eh? Sounds perfect for your fanboism. On the other hand, pirates live free, like a real man should.

[Ankh]

Pirates also have more wenches than any ninjas could ever dream of.

[Skyborn]

On the other hand, pirates live free, like a real man should.

Free to pound another man's ass perhaps.

[PrimalSign]

Pirates also have more wenches than any ninjas could ever dream of.

^

Even the fat ones get laid

Has there ever been evidence of ninjas getting booty? Or do they cut off their penis to be 'pure' and free of distraction? I'm betting on the latter.

Free to pound another man's ass perhaps.

At least he'll be on top. :sly:

[Ankh]

Thread needs more Alestorm. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo)

[Galadrist]

Pirate = boat full of men.

Ninjas = Men living under a cult like code with extreme ability for martial combat.

Which one is gayer?

If only you'd said: Pirates = boat full of seamen, that would have automatically made ninja's gay.

[Mordhak]

Ninjas. Pirates are way too overhyped.

[Ankh]

Ninjas. Pirates are way too overhyped.

Yes, because ninjas aren't.

Not at all.

[Mordhak]

Yes, because ninjas aren't.

Not at all.

How many hollywood blockbusters have been about ninjas?

Then again that'd be a pretty boring movie cause you'd just see people randomly dying all over the place.

[Honest Bill]

How many hollywood blockbusters have been about ninjas?

Then again that'd be a pretty boring movie cause you'd just see people randomly dying all over the place.

I'd pay to see that

[Killuminati]

http://katrinaninja.ytmnd.com/

[Ankh]

Of course, the OP left out vikings so that your little pirate and ninja feelings wouldn't get hurt by the ownage.

[Skyborn]

How many hollywood blockbusters have been about ninjas?

Then again that'd be a pretty boring movie cause you'd just see people randomly dying all over the place.

Its called fucking Batman and Darknight douche bigalow...Jesus, batman = ninja = awesome.

[Spinewire]

http://katrinaninja.ytmnd.com/
it was funny till i looked at the bottom of the page

[Killuminati]

it was funny till i looked at the bottom of the page

Yah, there use to be better ones..

[Skyborn]

Of course, the OP left out vikings so that your little pirate and ninja feelings wouldn't get hurt by the ownage.

Psshh...Hate to break it to you but Vikings are simply pirates that are too stupid to live in the tropics and thus like to wear fur and horned helmets...doesn't get much gayer than that.

[Ankh]

Psshh...Hate to break it to you but Vikings are simply pirates that are too stupid to live in the tropics and thus like to wear fur and horned helmets...doesn't get much gayer than that.

At least vikings don't have pedo traditions like those pesky japs of ye olde.

[Mordhak]

Its called fucking Batman and Darknight douche bigalow...Jesus, batman = ninja = awesome.

Well, okay, but I meant like, classic ninjas. With katanas and nunchucks and shit. And in feudal japan, not in modern day America.

But you're right. Batman is awesome.

[Spinewire]

At least vikings don't have pedo traditions like those pesky japs of ye olde.
Men being stuck in boat for extended durations results in bum sex, they were a seafaring people, so i'm guessing they were putting the D to the A quite often.

[Honest Bill]

I'm pretty certain that Batman is the worst idea for a character ever conceived

[Ankh]

Men being stuck in boat for extended durations results in bum sex, they were a seafaring people, so i'm guessing they were putting the D to the A quite often.

Don't sidestep the issue here. Ninjas were pedos and you know it!

[Skyborn]

Dude you lose, Pirates are gayer than a bag of dicks.

[Spinewire]

I'm pretty certain that Batman is the worst idea for a character ever conceived
The first TV series was so fucking gay it hurts my eyes as were the first flims, far far to ott and camp for me to bother with.

Latest flims are all good...


I bet these two spent alot of time at sea
http://www.metinseven.com/images/rev_batman_robin.jpg

[Skyborn]

Well, okay, but I meant like, classic ninjas. With katanas and nunchucks and shit. And in feudal japan, not in modern day America.

But you're right. Batman is awesome.

See again the bane of being sneaky is that no one knows how awesome you are...

[Curcio]

I am still surprised ninjas are winning... I thought pirates were wildly more popular!

This is my reason for ninjas: http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Honest Bill]

Latest flims are all good...



http://www.metinseven.com/images/rev_batman_robin.jpg

But they still do very little to address the fact that we are watching a film about a millionaire who is so scared of bats that he thinks it would be a really good idea to dress as one and fight crime.

We are also led to believe that his butler is a wise old man who advises him, but is so inept that he has never thought to say "Listen Bruce, you look fucking stupid, and quite frankly, bats aren't scary you big pansy"

And don't even get me started on the villains

[Spinewire]

But they still do very little to address the fact that we are watching a film about a millionaire who is so scared of bats that he thinks it would be a really good idea to dress as one and fight crime.

We are also led to believe that his butler is a wise old man who advises him, but is so inept that he has never thought to say "Listen Bruce, you look fucking stupid, and quite frankly, bats aren't scary you big pansy"

And don't even get me started on the villains
Maybe "all good" was abit strong, as a concept it's pretty out there in the ridiculas stakes...

Having said that the latest films were watchable unlike the others which make me want to vomit camp and bleed gay.

[Honest Bill]

Maybe "all good" was abit strong, as a concept it's pretty out there in the ridiculas stakes.. But the latest films were watchable unlike the others which make me want to vomit camp and bleed gay.

Yeah they were watchable. I think it's only people's recent gayness with regards to Heath Ledger which bothers me.

[Spinewire]

Yeah they were watchable. I think it's only people's recent gayness with regards to Heath Ledger which bothers me.
this is true, he did a good job but it's nothing to jump up and down about

[Honest Bill]

this is true, he did a good job but it's nothing to jump up and down about

Could not agree more. How can someone playing what amounts to a pantomime villain, be the most brilliant and breathtaking performance ever?

Sure He was Ok, but i can't stand people jumping all over someone just because they died.

[Arkh]

Viking.

[PrimalSign]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beatass

GG ninjas, wasn't close.

[Nasty]

Vikings.

[[LoD]Sabbath]

Oldie but a goodie - http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Skyborn]

I cant get to OOTS from work for some reason...but somone find the Pirate vs Ninja Debate strip it was pretty funny.

[Forgin]

If I was ninja I wud go a kill pirate boat so he no can sail :ninja:

[Cribble]

I arrrgh! voteing pirats!!!!

[Sho'nuff]

Ninja's fo sho.

[DocGonzo]

poll fails for two reasons...

no bewbz

and you forgot to give an option for zombie ninja pirates, dumbass

[lilyeti]

Ninjas are mean.:ninja::ninja::ninja:

[Ace07]

LULZ NINJA R BEST CAUSE THEY R FAST LIEK NARUTO!!!

^ what my brain interprets all posts in support of ninjas as.

Ninjas weren't these ultra-fast ultra-stealthy ganking machines cartoons portray them as. You know a good way to kill someone who is really good at martial arts? shoot them in the fucking head. Also in the pirates favor is the fact that a blade may be blocked by a skilled swordsman, but a swift kick to the balls guarantees victory.

Pirates > ninjas

Vikings > (pirates x ninjas x Vin Diesel)

[Airy]

海賊！

[salaam]

Pirates are stupid poor brutes. They lived on bananas and limes and had no healthcare whatsoever. Most likely died young too. Only a few became fabulously wealthy. Overall their life was dull and empty. Being an outcast their social life was mostly concentrated on that one ship they sailed in all their short lives. Only way to endure their meaningless life was to drink rum and beer.

Now on the otherhand ninjas were a special occupational group training ninjutsu to perfection. Now why would you choose pirates over ninjas? I think the choice is clear. Ninjas are just too cool.

[Drakhan]

Ninjas suck. I can understand why a 12 year old would get a stiffie pretending to sneak around throwing shurikens around but real men should vote "Yar!" for pirates.

[Mordhak]

Pirates suck. I can understand why a 12 year old would get a stiffie pretending to sail around the seven seas and entering ships but real men should vote "..." for ninjas.

[Zonack]

http://pics.livejournal.com/photognome/pic/002bhk7x.jpg

Nuff said :P

Arrrr!

[Aragoni]

Vikings.

[Mooseman]

Where is the Beggars option?

[Mulambo]

bewbs!

[Patrician]

http://pics.livejournal.com/photognome/pic/002bhk7x.jpg

Nuff said :P

Arrrr!

epic

[slugy]

this thread never gets old... no matter how many times its posted.

btw pirate is so better - free = win

see link
http://www.pown.it/185

[Spinewire]

this thread never gets old... no matter how many times its posted.

btw pirate is so better - free = win

see link
http://www.pown.it/185
i would like to be able to dig up things like that ninja did

[Xtra-Medium]

pirates were gay in the same way prisoners are

[Camelmix]

Even though ninjas have some sweet fucking moves, Pirates get to fuck sweet wenches. My vote is for pirate.

[Nexus]

LULZ PIRAT R BEST CAUSE THEY R HOT LIEK JONNY DEP!!!

^ what my brain interprets all posts in support of pirates as.

[Paganini]

Pirates!

[Camelmix]

LULZ PIRAT R BEST CAUSE THEY R HOT LIEK JONNY DEP!!!

^ what my brain interprets all posts in support of pirates as.

Hey, if your gonna be a gay pirate why not surround yourself with a crew of Johnny Depps?

[Nexus]

Hey, if your gonna be a gay pirate why not surround yourself with a crew of Johnny Depps?
Touché.

[Tharkon Fargor]

Sabbath;1949660']What, 3 years ago?

Seriously, its been done. Even vikings were included. So this poll fails in comparison to an already failed poll. Not to mention it being a failed repost.

Double fail Sandwich coming your way!

[Xtra-Medium]

Even though ninjas have some sweet fucking moves, Pirates get to fuck sweet wenches. My vote is for pirate.
this is where u are wrong. they thought it bad luck to have females on a ship, and they fucked eachother... in the booty:eek:

[Spinewire]

Few things people need to know....


Wenches back then would not have been attractive, aslo they weren't allowed on ships.
There is only one thing worse that paying for sex and that is begging for it.
Being stuck on a boat full of sweaty rancid criminals for months at a time would result in man on man rape.
The food would suck.
Life expectancy was retardedly low, due to malnourishment, disease and squalid living conditions.
Few months at sea in the caribbean will make your pasty white faces look like a scrotum.

[slugy]

Few things people need to know....


Wenches back then would not have been attractive, aslo they weren't allowed on ships.
There is only one thing worse that paying for sex and that is begging for it.
Being stuck on a boat full of sweaty rancid criminals for months at a time would result in man on man rape.
The food would suck.
Life expectancy was retardedly low, due to malnourishment, disease and squalid living conditions.
Few months at sea in the caribbean will make your pasty white faces look like a scrotum.



ya but they can do what they want, cos a pirate is free!

you saw the vid...

[slugy]

anyway, as long as there are no broom handles on board, rape dont sound that bad. lets be honest here, if your not pussy, your going to be the one raping anyway.

unless you swing the other way however, then its win-win.

[Xtra-Medium]

either way your still gay, sticking your cock in another mans ass is homosexual act.

[Spinewire]

ya but they can do what they want, cos a pirate is free!

you saw the vid...
It's basicly a prison ship with no rules...

Captain: "Yar whats that matey? You 'ave not swabed the decks?"

You: "Yea sorry my bad, i was under the miss guided impression that
#i can do what i want, cos a pirate is free...#"

Captain: "Yar, stuff a broomhandle up this land lubbers arsehole and snap it off... arrrrh!"

You: "Oh god please no i would rather a cock anything but a broom handle!"

Captain: "Ahar! i bet ye would matey, but we prefer the broom handles as they got no give in um and we can get them in nice and deep and snap them the fuck off inside ye!"

You: *Sob*

Captain: "Ahar don't cry me matey it's only a 6 months till next landfall and ye can get a doc to fix ye right up then"... "oh it might be a bit saw when the lads get a bit frisky by hey least you will become a good runner... assuming ye can still stand... Ahar!"

[Camelmix]

Just to clarify, I never said a wench had to be a woman...

[slugy]

It's basicly a prison ship with no rules...

Captain: "Yar whats that matey? You 'ave not swabed the decks?"

You: "Yea sorry my bad, i was under thee miss guided impression that i can do what i want, cos a pirate is free..."

Captain: "Yar, stuff a broomhandle up this land lubbers arsehole and snap it off... arrrrh!"

You: "Oh god please no i would rather a cock anything but a broom handle!"

Captain: "Ahar! i bet ye would matey, but we prefer the broom handles as they got no give in um and we can get them in nice and deep and snap them the fuck off inside ye!"

You: *Sob*

Captain: "Ahar cry me matey it's only a 6 months till next landfall and ye can get a doc to fix ye right up then"... "oh it might be a bit saw when the lads get a bit frisky by hey least you will become a good runner... assuming ye can still stand... Ahar!"

no.
obv id be all about the day to day shit.. we are on a ship, looking for lewts. fat fucking lewts.

so id get no such brooming as id be doing what i want... getting on with the shit that needs to be done, in order to fuck people up, loot all their shit and buy hoes/beer.

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

[slugy]

double post - all this pirate talk has got me itsy

[Spinewire]

no.
obv id be all about the day to day shit.. we are on a ship, looking for lewts. fat fucking lewts.

so id get no such brooming as id be doing what i want... getting on with the shit that needs to be done, in order to fuck people up, loot all their shit and buy hoes/beer.

YOU ARE A PIRATE!
one false move... one cheeky comment to cappy... being late for a shift... anything and BANG it's broom handle time, remember out at sea only the waves can here you scream and beg for a cock rather than your wooden nemesis.

[slugy]

one false move... one cheeky comment to cappy... being late for a shift... anything and BANG it's broom handle time, remember out at sea only the waves can here you scream and beg for a cock rather than your wooden nemesis.

they would be horney and fuck me cock style imo but it dont matter.
if it was, one false move and your getting shagged, everyone bar the cap would be reaching for the soap.

at sea - its abit gay untill the killing and plundering starts
on land - whores/beer.

[Spinewire]

at sea - its abit gay untill the killing and plundering starts
on land - whores/beer/repairs to your hoop
fixed


At least ninjas could have it away with jap women, i thought you would be all over that... as apposed to a fat rancid whore who dwells in a tavern, if your lucky tho she may splash water over her bits after the previous customer...

[Mooseman]

Should have made a which is worse poll, mix it up a bit. Then they can't say its been done before(unless it has).

Which is worse:

o Pirates
o Ninjas

Instead of

Which is better:

o Pirates
o Ninjas

[slugy]

fixed


At least ninjas could have it away with jap women, i thought you would be all over that... as apposed to a fat rancid whore who dwells in a tavern, if your lucky tho she may splash water over her bits after the previous customer...

fuck it, im so drunk she has the body of epic boobs girl and i dont feel pain really. so the hoop damage would not be noticed.

ninjas... meh, grinding aint my thing.

[Spinewire]

fuck it, im so drunk she has the body of epic boobs girl and i dont feel pain really. so the hoop damage would not be noticed.

ninjas... meh, grinding aint my thing.
if i could choose i would be neither as they both would suck balls but pirates more so imo

[Mooseman]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/image.php?u=46318&type=sigpic&dateline=1226075782
Stolen from Kordoyn's sig

I try to stay away from ninjas.:ohno: