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IthroZada
11-10-2008, 01:47 AM
After extensive research I have finally determined what happens to all the money lost in those e-mail scams, almost half of it goes to religious ceremonies

In Nigeria (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/2597126/Nigerian-burns-1.2m-in-bizarre-ritual.html)


Sam Edem, chairman of the ***** Delta Development Commission, is accused of stealing a total of £3.4 million in public money to pay a witchdoctor to cast "juju" spells to secure business contracts and to kill a powerful rival at work.

Part of the black magic reportedly involved Mr Edem burning £1.2 million in cash and then smearing the ashes over his naked body in a cemetery in the middle of the night in a "fortification" ritual.

I believe that in American dollars that is around $5.5mil stolen and $2mil burnt
ThirdEye
11-10-2008, 01:50 AM
After extensive research I have finally determined what happens to all the money lost in those e-mail scams, almost half of it goes to religious ceremonies

In Nigeria (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/2597126/Nigerian-burns-1.2m-in-bizarre-ritual.html)




I believe that in American dollars that is around $5.5mil stolen and $2mil burnt

Does that mean Obama will be using taxpayers money for Voodoo rituals?
tarsus
11-10-2008, 01:56 AM
Does that mean Obama will be using taxpayers money for Voodoo rituals?

Probably work better than his ideas.
palo god
11-10-2008, 02:02 AM
Does that mean Obama will be using taxpayers money for Voodoo rituals?

yep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JahdnOQ9XCA)
ThirdEye
11-10-2008, 02:02 AM
Probably work better than his ideas.

And what ideas you are speaking of? I still have yet to hear what are Obama's magical ideas to cure the world. Maybe it's just me, but, I don't find "change!!!" a very defined platform and agenda. Care to enlight me?

OP: Sorry for a derail, but I couldn't resist myself.
Beeblebrox
11-10-2008, 02:13 AM
One of my main goals in life is to get rich enough to burn some millions...the naked element of the deal seems interesting too.
Wickfield
11-10-2008, 02:16 AM
One of my main goals in life is to get rich enough to burn some millions...the naked element of the deal seems interesting too.

always knew you were a voodoo cock-gazer.
Kietharr
11-10-2008, 04:32 AM
The primary thing I noticed is that the word "*****" is censored. Seriously mods, it's the name of a motherfucking country. The slur has two G's. Learn2spell kthnx.
IthroZada
11-10-2008, 04:45 AM
The primary thing I noticed is that the word "*****" is censored. Seriously mods, it's the name of a motherfucking country. The slur has two G's. Learn2spell kthnx.

Yea, i wondered if I should point out that word was needlessly censored, but I figured anyone who clicked the link would figure it out














Although it makes me sad that one censored word was more noticeable then the whole article.....lol
rockyraccoon
11-10-2008, 04:46 AM
what the fuck, and no one here thought of nigerian scamming their ass forumfall style?
IthroZada
11-10-2008, 05:05 AM
what the fuck, and no one here thought of nigerian scamming their ass forumfall style?

I really didn't understand any of what you said
antihero-zero
11-10-2008, 10:17 AM
Yeah, a lot of black Americans practice voodoo. Next the racists will start a thread about how Obama will carry a spear too. Nice, classy guys.