How will Obama celebrate?

[rainbow_cow]

If you were President Elect Barack Obama, How would you celebrate being elected President of the United States?

1) Pork the ol' lady.

2) Hide in the bathroom and get wasted on gin & juice.

3) Hide in the bathroom and look in the mirror while chanting " Mr. President" repeatedly.

4) Hide in the bathroom and pleasure yourself while plotting your socialist agenda.

5) All of the above.

Don't forget to bribe the secret sevicemen homecheese!

By the way, hookers are a given, after all you're a politician.

[Salaman]

Begin planning a remodel of the so-called "White" House.

[RootBeerFloat]

Begin planning a remodel of the so-called "White" House.

Hahha.

[palo god]

Begin planning a remodel of the so-called "White" House.

black paint?

[Xzi]

Smoke a joint and take a shit in Bush's mouth while he sleeps.

[Koveras]

come on man how many more of these lame ass threads

[palo god]

come on man how many more of these lame ass threads

20-45

[Agge]

By releasing DF!

[Mr.LichTwitch]

come on man how many more of these lame ass threads

Many

[Doberman]

By releasing DF!
Obama is developing DF? Is it going to change?

[Ludo]

Obama is developing DF? Is it going to change?

I think tasos voted Ron Paul - therefor they will not change unless it will be more FREEEEDOOOOOMMAAH!

[palo god]

You forgot the sleeping with hitlery option.

[Agge]

Obama is developing DF? Is it going to change?

OH SHIT!

[Xzi]

Obama is developing DF? Is it going to change?
For the better. He's adding cyborg ninja zombies as MOBs!

[rainbow_cow]

For the better. He's adding cyborg ninja zombie Pirates as MOBs!

/fixed

[Xzi]

/fixed
And just when I thought it couldn't get any better than cyborg ninja zombies...

[Lictor]

...all of the above and more! I would reinstate slavery, but this time with blacks as masters.

[Agge]

And just when I thought it couldn't get any better than cyborg ninja zombies...

Somone needs to draw a cyborg ninja zombie pirate.... like black volgan.

Edit: I found something not to far of http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Cyborg%20Pirate%20Ninja%20Jesus.jpeg

[Flaus]

i'm not from US ..but come on he don't look that bad..
look my president.. Lula... Obama seems better than he

[Weeking]

[QUOTE=rainbow_cow;1903408]If you were President Elect Barack Obama, How would you celebrate being elected President of the United States?

By filing for divorce.

[Doberman]

dressing up like jesus and sitting in a throne in a temple of marble

[Angry-Khan]

i'm not from US ..but come on he don't look that bad..
look my president.. Lula... Obama seems better than he

Careful, you might "dissapear" from that comment.

[Flaus]

Careful, you might "dissapear" from that comment.

but its true...
wanna trade? lol

[Ltldogg]

hopefully a BJ from the wife!

[Gotrex]

Declaring atheism, calling Jesus a cunt and then watching the bible belt explode

[Mordhak]

All of the above. At the same time.

[Marilyn]

wanst cocain his deal?

[Kheiron]

Chicken, watermelon and a 40 oz.

[losinglife]

Go to KFC and the beer store for a few 40s, then have a thug party with his homies.

[Crying Hyena]

Declaring atheism, calling Jesus a cunt and then watching the bible belt explode

They already think he's the Antichrist. That wouldn't change a thing.

[Mungad]

come on man how many more of these lame ass threads

At least four years worth...

[Spinewire]

black paint?
only half of it tho

[m0j0mann]

Obama is developing DF? Is it going to change?

See my sig. He's ending the grindfests of the past 8 years.

[Sofaism]

Redistribute my paychecks.
Make everyone get 666 on there hands.
Followed by rapture.

[losinglife]

OH OH!!! his first order of buisness will be to drop taxes on colt45 40's!

[PrimalSign]

See my sig. He's ending the grindfests of the past 8 years.

Too bad you voted for Age of Conan instead of Darkfall.

That's right, Obama is AoC. I went there.