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AbortedFetusPie
11-01-2008, 03:32 AM
Fat Is Good

Clair Robinson, 23, told an interviewer in September that she believes the only reason she survived the deadly flesh-eating infection recently was because she had too much weight for the bacteria to consume. "Being big saved my life," she told Australia's "Medical Emergency" TV show. [Herald Sun (Melbourne), 9-28-08]

Though Mayra Rosales, 27, stands charged with capital murder in Hidalgo County, Texas, she was not ordered to jail pending trial but was allowed home detention because of her obesity. At about 1,000 pounds, Rosales requires special transportation and facilities and was ruled by a judge in August certainly to be no "flight risk." [Houston Chronicle-AP, 8-23-08]

Looks like most of you here shouldn't have to worry about flesh-eating infections.

Equal Rights for All

Roy Hollander filed a civil rights lawsuit against Columbia University in New York City in August, claiming that its "women's studies" curriculum teaches a religion-like philosophy that oppresses men by blaming them for nearly all social problems. (When interviewed by the New York Daily News, Hollander declined to give his age, saying such a revelation would crimp his pickup success with young women: Frequently, he said, women "think I'm younger than I am, so I don't want to disillusion them.") [New York Daily News, 8-18-08]

Complaints were lodged with the Swedish government in June against the state-run retail pharmacy Apoteket, alleging illegal sex discrimination, in that its stores stock sexual aids that benefit women (e.g., vibrators) but none that particularly benefit men. Said one complainer, "(A) woman with a dildo is seen as liberated, strong and independent, whereas a man with a blow-up plastic vagina is viewed as disgusting and perverted." The government's Equal Opportunities Ombudsman rejected the complaints. [The Times (London), 8-12-08]

So true, so true.

Compelling Explanations

In September, the Indiana Court of Appeals upheld the 18-year sentence of a 73-year-old South Bend man who had insisted that he was only trying to revive his 68-year-old wife after she became fatally incapacitated in June 2007. However, police noted that he had not called 911, nor checked her vital signs, nor performed CPR, but that instead, his "reviving" consisted of performing an oral sex act on her (which the judges concluded was merely the fulfillment of a desire that his wife had long since denied him). [South Bend Tribune, 9-11-08]

He knows how to please the women. That's hawt.

Developing Democracies: Candidates for local office in Brazil can either register under their own names or make them up, and in the October election this year, three candidates chose "Barack Obama" (none won), and others registered under "Bill Clinton," "Jorge Bushi" and "Chico Bin Laden," but more than 200 offered themselves under the name of the country's popular president, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva. [Daily Telegraph (London), 10-1-08]

And in July, when the government of India tried to push its historic nuclear pact with the United States through the parliament, it found six more votes among elected members who were serving prison sentences, and ordered them released so they could vote for the bill. (Nearly one-fourth of the 540-member parliament have criminal charges pending against them.) [Agence France-Press, 7-22-08]

What a world we live in.

Brekken
11-01-2008, 03:36 AM
Good stuff

ejnomad07
11-01-2008, 03:57 AM
Flight risk....:lmao:

Xtra-Medium
11-01-2008, 04:03 AM
oral sex on his dead wife? wtf

Gloomrender
11-01-2008, 05:32 AM
Looks like most of you here shouldn't have to worry about flesh-eating infections.



So true, so true.



He knows how to please the women. That's hawt.



What a world we live in.

You're not Marrik.

AbortedFetusPie
11-01-2008, 05:33 AM
You're not Marrik.

No you!

Lord Caim
11-01-2008, 07:04 AM
Half of those articles hardly compare to the magnitude of:
NUCLEAR, PACT, and 540 MEMBERS WITH CRIMINAL CHARGES. Where the hell did common sense go?

Khumash-Gor
11-01-2008, 07:11 AM
nice read... actually made me smile despite everything

Toxic Waste
11-01-2008, 07:15 AM
Gives you a warm fuzzy feeling, huh?

Ammon777
11-01-2008, 08:40 AM
1000 pounds?

LOL why is AbortedFetusPie banned already? oh... wait.

Rimayven
11-01-2008, 10:08 AM
lol, I wonder why he is banned too.
EDIT: oh...

Temet nosce
11-01-2008, 02:34 PM
Yeah, alt account. I'm surprised it took that long. Amusing quotes though.

Incanam
11-02-2008, 12:38 AM
Half of those articles hardly compare to the magnitude of:
NUCLEAR, PACT, and 540 MEMBERS WITH CRIMINAL CHARGES. Where the hell did common sense go?

Where did basic reading ability go?

Since when is 1/4 of 540 equal to 540?