PDA

View Full Version : landlord accused of conducting medical experiments on the homeless


Marrik
11-01-2008, 02:31 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27446839/

the landlord of a building that collapsed in Honolulu, who claimed that the homeless people who lived there were responsible for its collapse, has been accused of conducting medical expeiments on them.

some tenents claimed that they were getting injections from their landlord out of fear of eviction. one claimed that he had gone blind after the landlord injected an unidentified substance around his eyes with a syringe.

the landlord claimed that he was helping to extend their lives with stem cell therapy.

the landlord, Daniel Cunningham, who lost his chiropractors license and wears socks on his hands, said that the laws against what he was doing were bad, that they had been made by aliens, and that the reporter questioning him probably worked for them, as they control the media. he went on to claim that aliens own all the money, and that they are "eating people down below".




:eek:



-------------------------------------------------------------------------



HONOLULU - The landlord of a Kalihi building that collapsed on Sunday claimed the homeless who live there caused the building to crumble.

KITV spoke with co-owner Daniel Cunningham and asked him about accusations of him conducting medical experiments on the residents.

The Gulick Avenue apartment home in Kalihi that collapsed Sunday is now cordoned off.

Cunningham said he was going to take the illegal scaffolding down.

"I unfortunately did not get it down before someone did that to me," Cunningham said.

Cunningham claimed the residents caused it to fall. However, one tenant said he saw Cunningham on the roof of the makeshift structure before the collapse.

The story has gotten even stranger. Some tenants claimed they were getting injections because they feared eviction. Richard Sumiye said he went blind after Cunningham injected a solution around his eyes with a needle.

Cunningham, who lost his chiropractor's license and wears socks on his hands, said he is helping extend lives with stem cell therapy.

"It sounds like you don't want to answer my question about what treatment you are giving to these people," KITV reporter Mahealani Richardson told Cunningham.

"I don't think it's intelligent for me to do that because it's a bad law," he said.

He said that aliens created the law.

"I think you work for them. The media works for them and they own the money and they are eating people down below," Cunningham said.

The landlord said he is trying to help the homeless and that he will clean up the mess.

Kailas
11-01-2008, 02:33 AM
... I was wondering what happened to Cidius

Jezrith
11-01-2008, 02:34 AM
"I think you work for them. The media works for them and they own the money and they are eating people down below," Cunningham said.


mmmmmm.... sweet alien oral sex!

ejnomad07
11-01-2008, 02:35 AM
That man should run for president. Seems like a good head on those shoulders. :cool:

DocGonzo
11-01-2008, 02:36 AM
told yas it weren't meh!!!

my alibi is that i'm in Maine, about as far away as one can be while still being in the U.S.

besides, my experiments never get away...

Marrik
11-01-2008, 02:37 AM
That man should run for president. Seems like a good head on those shoulders. :cool:

i agree!


how much longer must we tolerate the aliens who walk among us? they own our money! how much longer must we allow them to eat our people down below???


HOW MUCH LONGER, AMERICA?!

Temet nosce
11-01-2008, 02:44 AM
He was one of mine. The Aliens gave him to me, because I give them so many females to "probe". I'm sorry I let him get away with those drugs, don't worry though. Soon enough you'll all join the collective!

kordoyn
11-01-2008, 02:52 AM
About time the homeless contribute to society.

:ohno:

Panzero
11-01-2008, 02:54 AM
SHIT GUISE, OUR EVIL PLAN IS OUT.

Forumfailers! Rise! Our Alien Masters must be satisfied!

Gloomrender
11-01-2008, 04:21 AM
I'd take him over Sarah Palin.

verlox2
11-01-2008, 05:14 AM
That guy's tight.

BlackVolgan
11-01-2008, 05:16 AM
LOL what a champion

Lord Caim
11-01-2008, 06:53 AM
It all makes sense. The Galactic Light Federation brainwashed us with the media while they secretly funneled all the money from the American economy! Now to figure out exactly how they secretly were eating us from below, hmm...

greeneggsnoham
11-01-2008, 06:55 AM
Wasn't there a Law and Order episode about that?

Ammon777
11-01-2008, 09:46 AM
Marrik delivers yet again.

Seriously, Marrik delivers. Every fucking time.

Crying Hyena
11-01-2008, 04:17 PM
Marrik delivers yet again.

Seriously, Marrik delivers. Every fucking time.

I wonder what he'll have next for us tomorrow. "Mother gives birth then eats her baby".


@Marrik: Where do you find these articles?

alfaroverall
11-01-2008, 04:29 PM
It all makes sense. The Galactic Light Federation brainwashed us with the media while they secretly funneled all the money from the American economy! Now to figure out exactly how they secretly were eating us from below, hmm...
I lol'd, along with the rest of this thread. You've outdone all of your past accomplishments, Marrik, congrats.
@Marrik: Where do you find these articles?
He's been asked many times and never responded clearly. I think one time he mentioned that he has a variety of sources, though.

Lethn
11-01-2008, 04:32 PM
the landlord, Daniel Cunningham, who lost his chiropractors license and wears socks on his hands

What kind of fucking serial medical experimenter wears fucking socks on his hands? lol I know I should laugh but... LOL! :D

Weeking
11-01-2008, 04:43 PM
Who the hell puts up with a crazy guy injecting them with unknown substances out of fear of being evicted in frigging Honolulu? It's not like they even have to live indoors.

Still...the blind guy probably just drank too much methanol.

Crying Hyena
11-01-2008, 04:47 PM
He's been asked many times and never responded clearly. I think one time he mentioned that he has a variety of sources, though.

I think he's trying to keep his monopoly in this arena.

kordoyn
11-01-2008, 04:47 PM
@Marrik: Where do you find these articles?

If he told us where he gets them from it would ruin everything.

Xtra-Medium
11-01-2008, 04:52 PM
so i guess the aliens did show up after all:D
lol kinda reminds me of that one guy in assassins creed, the doctor guy.