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vaier
11-01-2008, 12:29 AM
I was cooking some tasty bacon up in my stove and then my fish did a flip-squiggle in the air and burnt himself alive on my stove. He was too crispy to eat, but it makes me sad that he'd kill himself... and now I have to buy a new fish. :bang:
Forgin
11-01-2008, 12:30 AM
I was cooking some tasty bacon up in my stove and then my fish did a flip-squiggle in the air and burnt himself alive on my stove. He was too crispy to eat, but it makes me sad that he'd kill himself... and now I have to buy a new fish. :bang:

Yeah, I agree with what you're saying here.
My views exactly
Mementi
11-01-2008, 12:30 AM
:( Mistreater!
Gloomrender
11-01-2008, 12:32 AM
Poor Bob.
Jangang
11-01-2008, 12:33 AM
What kind of fish? Sucks if he was expensive.

I know that when I had fish each of them were at least $30, some upwards of $70.

Hopefully it was a goldfish or a beta or something hehe.
vaier
11-01-2008, 12:35 AM
HE was a Beta.
I called him Beta, and I have a few different fish called Alpha Charlie and Delta
They were a FISH SQUAD T.T
LanMandragon
11-01-2008, 12:36 AM
Did you eat just the bacon or the bacon and the fish?
nwyrkr7642
11-01-2008, 12:36 AM
Wait..you are such a bad pet owner that your fish committed suicide by frying pan, and you want to get another one?! :bang:
Tzacharu
11-01-2008, 12:37 AM
Why the hell is your fish near your stove.
Mr.LichTwitch
11-01-2008, 12:37 AM
Shazam!
vaier
11-01-2008, 12:42 AM
Why the hell is your fish near your stove.
I loved him, so I carried him with me. He was squad leader, coz he was bright red and attacked the glass constantly. I loved him, fishy fishy.
Yobaj
11-01-2008, 12:46 AM
Haha this is fuckt.
palo god
11-01-2008, 12:48 AM
I loved him, so I carried him with me. He was squad leader, coz he was bright red and attacked the glass constantly. I loved him, fishy fishy.

Get a new one?
Spart
11-01-2008, 01:11 AM
I loved him, so I carried him with me. He was squad leader, coz he was bright red and attacked the glass constantly. I loved him, fishy fishy.

Maybe he was just trying to defend you from the evil stove?
Honorius
11-01-2008, 01:15 AM
Liberal propaganda.
Rashgar
11-01-2008, 01:16 AM
Hello people...The fish was after the bacon.

Its best he is dead man. He was going to steal your bacon.
biggunsar
11-01-2008, 01:18 AM
Why the hell is your fish near your stove.

he was a jamaican beta
Ungraylessness
11-01-2008, 01:33 AM
Why the hell is your fish near your stove.

Woman fish
ejnomad07
11-01-2008, 01:41 AM
What monster puts the fish near his stove?
Wreatch
11-01-2008, 02:24 AM
Pwnt.
Tzacharu
11-01-2008, 03:00 AM
I loved him, so I carried him with me. He was squad leader, coz he was bright red and attacked the glass constantly. I loved him, fishy fishy.

Ok.

Well that answers more than one of my questions.
kehmesis
11-01-2008, 03:02 AM
Maybe he was just trying to defend you from the evil stove?

Lmao
Galadrist
11-01-2008, 03:06 AM
man, that mustve been some bacon you were cookin for a fish to want some while it was still on the stove.

that or your fish was high.
Ankh
11-01-2008, 03:09 AM
Hello people...The fish was after the bacon.

Its best he is dead man. He was going to steal your bacon.

These are very wise words.
Devant
11-01-2008, 03:29 AM
That's why I have a turtle for pet. She is far too predictable for such sneaky attempts.
BlackVolgan
11-01-2008, 05:18 AM
your noob fish got fucking owned
heroshade
11-01-2008, 05:25 AM
You should have ate him face first. Just slam your head against the stove and pig out.
ClownFoot
11-01-2008, 05:31 AM
Man, the fucking man in the trench coat said this was going to happen after we disrespected his spoon collection.
Lord Caim
11-01-2008, 06:45 AM
Why the hell is your fish near your stove.
I think this is the real issue here.

EDIT: Ungraylessness' infinite wisdom comes through again
Woman fish
Khumash-Gor
11-01-2008, 07:07 AM
:lmao: thats some mighty good eatin you got there
vaier
11-01-2008, 09:00 AM
He tasted like chicken. it was barely a mouthful once I got rid of his unedible bits,
Teth
11-01-2008, 09:12 AM
I think the closest I've ever been to something like this was when, as a child, one of my pet sunfish caught from a local lake decided to leap out of the tank and onto the kitchen floor.

Whereupon it was devoured by the cat.
Ammon777
11-01-2008, 09:14 AM
Admit it. Your fish was an emo fish. Your fish had serious issues, dude. He probably couldnt cry good enough because the water absorbed all his tears.
vaier
11-01-2008, 09:14 AM
Hilarious.
And now another great moment from Brannoc's office.

For those of you in Yurop or other such far away lands...
tarsus
11-01-2008, 09:16 AM
He killed himself because you touch yourself at night.
Jester814
11-01-2008, 03:14 PM
Are you really sure you should be getting a new fish? If your pets are prone to suicide, the problem is not the pets.

Just sayin....
Tribaja
11-01-2008, 03:21 PM
I see this thread going to places.
Beeblebrox
11-01-2008, 03:24 PM
Moral of the story: don't eat bacon, it's bad for your fish.
Ungraylessness
11-01-2008, 04:20 PM
Moral of the story: Keep your fish in a covered tank on a hard to reach shelf. Feed them often and change the water occasionally. Tap on the glass. Continue the process for about a year so the fish can never die and it can live it's stupid life bumping into the sides of the tank and plotting your murder.
Spinewire
11-01-2008, 05:09 PM
or just don't with fish becuase 90% of them are the fucking suck
vaier
11-21-2008, 08:51 AM
Hilarious thread necro!
Seriously though, how did this slip through first time around.
If anyone can figure out the irony of this thread, i'll personally post a picture of my wonderful cat that I got!
Jdslayers
11-21-2008, 09:15 AM
Alpha, Beta, Charlie, Delta? WTF it's fucking Bravo damnit.

HOLY SHIT. It's all so clear now. This is how it must have gone down.

Aight so your fucking fish are all chillin N shit getting ready to go on a fucking mission when all of a sudden the SQUAD LEADER, "Beta" comes along and starts ordering all the other fish around and they laugh at his bitch ass because he is the odd fucking fish out I mean for fucks sake. So then your dumbass decides to take your god damned fish with you everywhere you go and the other fish figure he is obviously fucking mentally retarded if he needs to be taken care of all day. This leads to more laughing and name calling N shit so he obviously decided to go batshit insane and jump into your fucking bacon after you started calling him coochie coo. Fuck man, all because you named the bitch Beta.

Fuck.
vaier
11-21-2008, 09:22 AM
It's called beta coz it was a beta.
rwp80
11-21-2008, 09:31 AM
I'm not sure if this has been said but...

Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon ...
or
Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo ...

So some of your fish were Greek and some were Phonetic, but Alpha and Delta were mixed-race?

Then again, they are fish and they don't care as long as the big air-breathing creatures don't get too close and call them "Meow".