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Jackhowitzer
10-22-2008, 02:41
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=10311635&ch=4226714&src=news

Discuss.

FermentedLies01
10-22-2008, 02:44
Sometimes when i'm alone, I think about this. To tell you the truth, I can't comprehend this nor basic pre-algebra.

emasame
10-22-2008, 03:04
k umm...
first, the spider god could be cthulhu.
second, cthulhu is like five different things in one, im pretty sure hed fuck up any size of shitty spider these dead people worshipped.

Jacen Solo
10-22-2008, 03:09
Mm...so they don't want to spend $600,000 to find out about a culture, and a spider god that we could watch Cthulu fight?

Fluffington
10-22-2008, 03:11
I was expecting Lolth, the Spider Queen.

Jackhowitzer
10-22-2008, 04:12
Ten bucks if you get bit by the spider god it'll give you superhuman like powers ;):D:ninja:

losinglife
10-22-2008, 05:44
I was expecting Lolth, the Spider Queen.

ha! i was thinking the same

Carl Ragadamn
10-22-2008, 05:48
I was expecting Lolth, the Spider Queen.


ha! i was thinking the same

NERDS!!!!!!!!!!! lol had to be done.

heroshade
10-22-2008, 06:49
I was expecting Lolth, the Spider Queen.

Is that the bigass spider that tried to rape Frodo?

Commuted
10-22-2008, 06:53
Thats shelob

Rokolith
10-22-2008, 08:23
Is that the bigass spider that tried to rape Frodo?

She did more than "try" in the deleted scenes.... lets just say it was hotter than mount doom.

BlackVolgan
10-22-2008, 08:26
best god ever

Vanno
10-22-2008, 09:52
Did anyone notice the dating on those? 3000 years old puts this culture thriving around the time of Egypt. Crazy.

Helgeran
10-22-2008, 09:56
Did anyone notice the dating on those? 3000 years old puts this culture thriving around the time of Egypt. Crazy.
Obviously spider god kickstarted it with her eight legs.

Vanno
10-22-2008, 10:12
Obviously spider god kickstarted it with her eight legs.

Indeed. All hail the glorious shespider.

Ankh
10-22-2008, 10:21
Is that the bigass spider that tried to rape Frodo?

Lolth is a D&D deity. If you have played Baldur's Gate 2 you should know who it is.

Aragoni
10-22-2008, 10:30
Jörmungandr would've kicked its ass.

Kusghuul
10-22-2008, 10:43
Cthulu would win.

Darksoul_
10-22-2008, 13:28
Cthulu would win.

Cthulhu is a fictional monster,so no

whats this bs about fictional monsters lately?

Aragoni
10-22-2008, 13:40
Cthulhu is a fictional monster

Are you saying gods aren't fictional? There are just as much proof for both. :p

Atua
10-22-2008, 13:42
Spaghetti monster is 100% truth.

Kusghuul
10-22-2008, 14:57
Cthulhu is a fictional monster,so no

whats this bs about fictional monsters lately?

Cthulu is real! And now he will send fishmen to RAEP you.