View Full Version : What happened to that guy that wasn't going to shave?
stalwart
10-21-2008, 07:01 PM
He still doing that? Also, last I saw he was 15 and couldn't grow a beard yet. Has that changed yet?
NapalmEnema
10-21-2008, 07:03 PM
He still doing that? Also, last I saw he was 15 and couldn't grow a beard yet. Has that changed yet?
It would turn you off if he could grow a beard wouldn't it you sick sick bastard.
Mippoose
10-21-2008, 07:03 PM
He's prepubescent.
Give him a few years.
Justinian
10-21-2008, 07:04 PM
He still doing that? Also, last I saw he was 15 and couldn't grow a beard yet. Has that changed yet?
shit got locked a while back.
Tzacharu
10-21-2008, 07:05 PM
Wait 3 years from now. Then he can do it again.
biggunsar
10-21-2008, 07:06 PM
I haven't shaved and my pubs are a forest down there.
jonyak
10-21-2008, 07:13 PM
I had a friend who when he was 13 could grow a full on beard... we're talking from just under his eyes down..
he always got us alcohol.
Tiarilir
10-21-2008, 07:15 PM
I think he stopped updating and that's why it got locked. Or something.
jonyak
10-21-2008, 07:16 PM
his mommy made him shave for church on sunday.
Viluin
10-21-2008, 07:20 PM
I murdered him.
Skyborn
10-21-2008, 07:34 PM
Here it is... (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=66175&highlight=Lunch)
I've deciede to end this thread before someone winds up suspended for a long time.
But yeah Brannoc slapped the lock on it.
Layedballer
10-21-2008, 07:35 PM
Seeing as it's been bout a month or 2, I'd say he's still 15, maybe 16
klokateer #7829
10-21-2008, 07:38 PM
I'm 23 and I cannot grow a beard.
:(
.../wrists
Dahoma
10-21-2008, 07:39 PM
Measliest beard i've ever seen... I wonder if he's still going, that would be pretty epic.
Mordhak
10-21-2008, 07:42 PM
Measliest beard i've ever seen... I wonder if he's still going, that would be pretty epic.
Maybe his 3 beard hairs might conceal his outrageous acne.
Killuminati
10-21-2008, 07:42 PM
He slit his wrists since everyone was mocking him.
Mordhak
10-21-2008, 07:43 PM
He slit his wrists since everyone was mocking him.
Which reminds me, why haven't you slit your wrists yet?
holychicken
10-21-2008, 08:09 PM
Behold me, mere mortals, as I come from the future with internet links to the future as well!
Shortly after your boy started the thread, economic turmoil embraced the world. Darkfall online was barely able to hold on through the depression but, unfortunately, they had to lay of girls #1, #2, and #4 and man-girl #5. All previous polls on such a topic were deemed null and void. Thankfully, the boots were saved.
However, they still seemed on pace to release the game in the summer of 2009. Unfortunately, a socialist, non-US citizen muslim was able to pull a Manchurian candidate on the US and grabbed power. It was an Epic FAIL by the US.
Immediately Sharia law was imposed across the US and, now allied with Iran, the US proceeded to spread Islam across the globe as they done with McDonalds in the previous century.
What really caused the tipping point was his imposition of gun control upon the US citizens.
Fed up with such constitutional abuses, the one who became known as Matriel led a group known as The DFO Libertarians in an attempt to overthrown the Islamic US government.
The battle raged across the globe with Ninjas and Vikings everywhere taking up the cause. Unfortunately, many of them were wiped out. There was little demand for Darkfall and after 20 years of development, the developers finally caved and abandoned the project.
Although, one man still stands and fights for Darkfall and the world. . . well, you know him as your boy who wouldn't shave . . .
We know him as The One. (http://www.greatwigs.co.uk/shop/media/wigs/14331_Caveman_Wig_Beard.jpg) AKA Jesus II
I part with a blessing we use in the future:
May the lane on the left be free of slow moving and non-passing vehicles and may all the cops have their radars turned off.
Viluin
10-21-2008, 08:11 PM
Behold me, mere mortals, as I come from the future with internet links to the future as well!
Shortly after your boy started the thread, economic turmoil embraced the world. Darkfall online was barely able to hold on through the depression but, unfortunately, they had to lay of girls #1, #2, and #4 and man-girl #5. All previous polls on such a topic were deemed null and void. Thankfully, the boots were saved.
However, they still seemed on pace to release the game in the summer of 2009. Unfortunately, a socialist, non-US citizen muslim was able to pull a Manchurian candidate on the US and grabbed power. It was an Epic FAIL by the US.
Immediately Sharia law was imposed across the US and, now allied with Iran, the US proceeded to spread Islam across the globe as they done with McDonalds in the previous century.
What really caused the tipping point was his imposition of gun control upon the US citizens.
Fed up with such constitutional abuses, the one who became known as Matriel led a group known as The DFO Libertarians in an attempt to overthrown the Islamic US government.
The battle raged across the globe with Ninjas and Vikings everywhere taking up the cause. Unfortunately, many of them were wiped out. There was little demand for Darkfall and after 20 years of development, the developers finally caved and abandoned the project.
Although, one man still stands and fights for Darkfall and the world. . . well, you know him as your boy who wouldn't shave . . .
We know him as The One. (http://www.greatwigs.co.uk/shop/media/wigs/14331_Caveman_Wig_Beard.jpg) AKA Jesus II
I part with a blessing we use in the future:
May the lane on the left be free of slow moving and non-passing vehicles and may all the cops have their radars turned off.
Show us your hot terminator bitch Camron or GTFO.
holychicken
10-21-2008, 08:13 PM
Show us your hot terminator bitch Camron or GTFO.
Be careful what you ask for as we are all gay in the future.
I had a friend who when he was 13 could grow a full on beard... we're talking from just under his eyes down..
he always got us alcohol.
It must have been nice, having the The Teen Wolf (http://80.249.98.16/mhill/barney/images/teen-wolf.jpg) as a friend.
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