View Full Version : Evil Bible Thumpers Strike Again!
This is an outrage!
http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20081020/NEWS/810200235
Temet nosce
10-21-2008, 09:17 AM
The fuck? They wasted the use of a fire truck on these idiots bullshit? They should've just hoped that the fire caught the whole lot of them on fire.
Gilithos
10-21-2008, 09:18 AM
I wouldn't say they are evil bible thumpers. But what they did was a touch extreme. Just chucking it would have done the job.
palo god
10-21-2008, 09:18 AM
This is an outrage!
http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20081020/NEWS/810200235
/agree
I wouldn't say they are evil bible thumpers. But what they did was a touch extreme. Just chucking it would have done the job.
You're right, evil was a bit extreme on my part. I apologize if anyone is offended, I don't mean that all bible thumpers are inherently evil. I was just so upset, I mean this is vintage stuff we're talking about here!
Temet nosce
10-21-2008, 09:21 AM
You're right, evil was a bit extreme on my part. I apologize if anyone is offended, I don't mean that all bible thumpers are inherently evil. I was just so upset, I mean this is vintage stuff we're talking about here!
That's ok, here let me help you.
All bible thumpers are inherently evil.
palo god
10-21-2008, 09:22 AM
It would have been funny if the day before the event was held all the porn was stolen.
It has inspired me to open my own adult drive-in movie theater. As a memorial to this Jacksonville martyrdom.
Atnas
10-21-2008, 09:27 AM
Ah, I see. "Show family movies" eh? That's a modest way of explaining what they really intend to show!
Incest.
Kheiron
10-21-2008, 09:48 AM
Ah, I see. "Show family movies" eh? That's a modest way of explaining what they really intend to show!
Incest.
Remind me never to ask about your childhood.
Layedballer
10-21-2008, 10:01 AM
You know the church has too much money when they spend 1.6 mil, not to mention they spent it on movies, versus using it to aid humanity. How holy
Baralis
10-21-2008, 10:02 AM
If it had been pedo porn we would have had an entirely different outcome.
Temet nosce
10-21-2008, 10:03 AM
You know the church has too much money when they spend 1.6 mil, not to mention they spent it on movies, versus using it to aid humanity. How holy
Hey this beats the more usual use of buying furnishings for the Vatican.
Kusghuul
10-21-2008, 10:55 AM
The church closed on the deal a few weeks ago and "discovered" the porn stash when they began cleaning up.
Fix't.
Cheezo
10-21-2008, 11:10 AM
Jesus Christ, those monsters. That's classic shit that would've gladly been accepted by lots of people, and they torch it? Man, that's torching history. Sexy, sexy history.
Hell, I would've paid them to take that kinda shit off their hands. I love 70s porn.
Musketeer
10-21-2008, 01:32 PM
X-rated movies from the '70s and '80s
My god.
Imagine all the real boobs and hairy pussies.
You never see those anymore.
:cool:
Crying Hyena
10-21-2008, 02:10 PM
My god.
Imagine all the real boobs and hairy pussies.
You never see those anymore.
:cool:
Haha! I know.
Christians have a bad habit of destroying things. Especially things of history. I hope there were no one of a kind item in that stash. You know how much money they could have gotten if they auctioned that all off?
Ziegler
10-21-2008, 03:10 PM
wow...you guys never actually watched 70's pr0n...it sucks, no close ups, the guys all look like they should be bears in gay pr0n.....*shudders*
NapalmEnema
10-21-2008, 03:24 PM
This is an outrage!
http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20081020/NEWS/810200235
In other news, the priest that blessed the firetruck was seen leaving the scene with the choicest videos containing small boy penetrations and boy scout pron at a brisk pace.
Such fucking hypocrites.
jonyak
10-21-2008, 03:34 PM
anyone wonder where a church got 1.4 million dollars and why they thought it was a good idea to buy an old movie theatre with it instead of, oh I dunno, helping people that are less fortunate, or doing something remotely christian with it.
NapalmEnema
10-21-2008, 03:36 PM
anyone wonder where a church got 1.4 million dollars and why they thought it was a good idea to buy an old movie theatre with it instead of, oh I dunno, helping people that are less fortunate, or doing something remotely christian with it.
I think most mega churches and churches in general are just money making lie factories based on self glorification and the preachers need to drive expensive cars.
There are countless churches that pull in big money all over the world that don't do shit for anyone but themselves. It's fucking deplorable.
I think organized religion is terrible.
Lethn
10-21-2008, 03:37 PM
The Rev. Mark Eldredge says the church plans to show family movies to the public after some repairs are done.
It's called indoctrination... Why the fuck haven't these shit heads been arrested yet? Sure it's just porn for now but I'd personally be a little concerned about what or even who they're going to arson next they might end up torching a fucking strip club or something just because they felt it needed to be 'purified'.
Shadun
10-21-2008, 03:47 PM
That's way too Fahrenheit 451-ish. Someone should burn the theater down after the organization throws money down for repairs. Wonder how they'd like having their shit burned?
wow...you guys never actually watched 70's pr0n...it sucks, no close ups, the guys all look like they should be bears in gay pr0n.....*shudders*
But just imagine it on the big screen! :eek:
Hypseos
10-21-2008, 04:59 PM
I bet they copied it to dvds before burning it :sly:
The fucking evil bastards.
Floyd
10-21-2008, 06:31 PM
Where in the hell did they get all of that damn money. That's it, I am starting a church.
Apex Vertigo
10-21-2008, 06:40 PM
Where in the hell did they get all of that damn money. That's it, I am starting a church.
United Bank of God. Aka taking money from people for the last 2000 years.
Tzacharu
10-21-2008, 06:48 PM
United Bank of God. Aka taking money from people for the last 2000 years.
I'm in. We can buy all the 70s porn we ever wanted.
Then show it at family theaters and make even more profit.
spetznaz007
10-21-2008, 07:07 PM
You're right, evil was a bit extreme on my part. I apologize if anyone is offended, I don't mean that all bible thumpers are inherently evil. I was just so upset, I mean this is vintage stuff we're talking about here!
You can find it all on the internet. Who the hell cares anyway, to hairy in those years, IMO.
Crying Hyena
10-21-2008, 07:09 PM
Where in the hell did they get all of that damn money. That's it, I am starting a church.
Pastors, because of their position, are very influential. "Give money for God!" is a phrase you hear alot. Money and women. Blessings from God for running a church.
Mungad
10-21-2008, 07:10 PM
Oh noes they're burning something that legally belongs to them.
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