Who would you fuck?

[Yobaj]

Okay, imagine some sick fuck has locked you up in a room togheter with the ugliest woman you can ever imagine, and with the hottest girl you can ever imagine.

And now he says, you have to fuck one of them to get out, there is no other way. Which one would you fuck?

Oh yeah, the hot girl is dead. Which one would you fuck?

[WhySoSerious]

Is she still warm?

[Floyd]

Easy, get the ugly girl to hide behind the dead hot girl and make it like the hot girl is alive. Then fuck em both.

[Yobaj]

Is she still warm?
Yeah, she is still warm, but she is going to get cold before you are done

[Spinewire]

Self penotration for the win, i would just fold my cock back and sit down... You have to be carefull not to get too stiff tho, and learn to cum with the
"shoft cock" <---dutch accent

Yeah, she is still warm, but she is going to get cold before you are doneWhere the hell am i the antratic? She dead and people might see, not only would that excite the fuck out of me but it would need to be a qucik in out then done, screw hanging around getting caught would be GG.

[Metal Wolf]

No both option?

[heroshade]

Which one would you fuck?

You.

[Forgivance]

all three.

[Yobaj]

You.
Dude! You are making me blush :rolleyes:

[Jangang]

I'd test for tightness w/ my fingers, than close my eyes and do whichever was tighter.

Unless the ugly one was just face ugly, in which case i'd just bend her over the dead one and do her anyway. That way I could look at the face of the hot one, and still have the heat, and movement from the ugly one.

Or maybe make a sannich w/ me on one side, the dead chick in the middle and the ugly chick on the other side. That'd keep her warm I bet, but ...

What kind of crazy ass wierdo question is that anyway?

[Rogun]

This is a terrible hypothetical.

At least I hope its a hypothetical.

[DocGonzo]

how about pop the eyes out of the OP for such a shitty poll, and skull fuck him until his brain gets spooged?

ooops...was that my out loud voice?

[Ryshad]

Is she still warm?

*cringe*

dude! Does it matter??

[Damwa]

I'd test for tightness w/ my fingers, than close my eyes and do whichever was tighter.

The live one would be tightest.

[Hitom]

No option for the gay people? DISCRIMINATION!

[Mulambo]

This is a terrible hypothetical.

At least I hope its a hypothetical.

It's actually the premise for Saw VI.

[Ryshad]

crap : / i realise that was a tad ambigous...i meant, she's dead...its a no go...warm or otherwise! I hate screwing a girl that acts dead, no way i'm jumpin a stiff!
Sex is only fun if theres a bit of 2 way participation XD

[Damwa]

crap : / i realise that was a tad ambigous...i meant, she's dead...its a no go...warm or otherwise! I hate screwing a girl that acts dead, no way i'm jumpin a stiff!
Sex is only fun if theres a bit of 2 way participation XD

I don't think that "fun" is supposed to be an option here.

[Yobaj]

how about pop the eyes out of the OP for such a shitty poll, and skull fuck him until his brain gets spooged?

ooops...was that my out loud voice?
Why you being so hostile?

Wouldn't you rather think it over today, so that when the special day occurs, you know your gameplan?

[deadgamer]

What state of decay is the hot girl in, like is she super fresh, so you could mistake her for being asleep?
Need specifics! Also is it okay to close your eyes while you fuck the ugly girl and just imagine you are fucking the hot one.
And last but not least would the self penetration feel good?

[Jangang]

The live one would be tightest.

Well that's what is important.

What about Butt Seckes? LOLz, As long as we are getting freaky might as well go all out eh?

[Hitom]

Well that's what is important.

The dead one wouldnt object to anal though.

Holyfuckingshit@edit.

[Mulambo]

I scared of STDs so I would try to penetrate myself somehow.

EDIT: dead ppl lose bowel control. nub.

[Yobaj]

What state of decay is the hot girl in, like is she super fresh, so you could mistake her for being asleep?
Hm, I'm no expert in this field, but she has not been dad for days or anything like that, but imagine some hours perhaps? :confused: She is warm but quickly losing temperature

Need specifics! Also is it okay to close your eyes while you fuck the ugly girl and just imagine you are fucking the hot one.
Ehm, yeah, the evil guy can't keep you from closing your eyes, but I would suppose that would be hard to do.

And last but not least would the self penetration feel good?
Depends, do you have a big cock?

[ClownFoot]

Definitely the dead chick. I mean, if she is still warm its just like having sex with a sleeping women. Or a gagged women.

[Jangang]

The dead one wouldnt object to anal though.

Holyfuckingshit@edit.

I know lol, we are in sync. Though if its do this or die, I'm not really gonna be concerned with what either one of them object to or not lol. The live one should just be greatfull that A, she's gettin some, and B, She's gonna get to live once we are done. (assuming thats the case)

[Yamamoto]

This is a trick question, because I would have eye gouged the sick fuck and this situation would have never occurred.

[Darkrabbit18]

In before lock! :ohno:

[Lioness]

I choose... None of the above.

[Hitom]

I choose... None of the above.

In other words. 1+?

[Damwa]

Definitely the dead chick. I mean, if she is still warm its just like having sex with a sleeping women. Or a gagged women.

Well, actually (probably) not - the vagina is a muscular organ and muscle has some degree of tonus ("passive" tension due to imperceptible neural activity and such) even when someone is sleeping. A dead person would have no tonus whatsoever, and it would be primarily like fucking a bag made of flesh. - Or so I imagine.. :ninja:

[Spinewire]

I choose... None of the above.
zzzzzzz

Well, actually (probably) not - the vagina is a muscular organ and muscle has some degree of tonus ("passive" tension due to imperceptible neural activity and such) even when someone is sleeping. A dead person would have no tonus whatsoever, and it would be primarily like fucking a bag made of flesh. - Or so I imagine.. Oi Hawkins pipe down with that shit, can't the man bugger a dead corpse without you dropping knowledge on him?

[DocGonzo]

Why you being so hostile?

Wouldn't you rather think it over today, so that when the special day occurs, you know your gameplan?

that IS the gameplan, silly person...

you put yer olde Doctor in some fucked up situation, you will get some serious kobayashi maru shit up in yer grill

but i digress...

[Yobaj]

I know lol, we are in sync. Though if its do this or die, I'm not really gonna be concerned with what either one of them object to or not lol. The live one should just be greatfull that A, she's gettin some, and B, She's gonna get to live once we are done. (assuming thats the case)

Well it really is the most ugly woman you could imagine, like for me a blend between:
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q261/mduncan2006/Ugly.jpg
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alot of hair everywhere and fucked up teeth

[Damwa]

Oi Hawkins pipe down with that shit, can't the man bugger a dead corpse without you dropping knowledge on him?


You know; I get that a lot...

[Dhig]

Well it really is the most ugly woman you could imagine, like for me a blend between:
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q261/mduncan2006/Ugly.jpg
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alot of hair everywhere and fucked up teeth

I am not sure you can even fuck that :eek:

[DocGonzo]

You know; I get that a lot...

i lol'ed

[Spinewire]

You know; I get that a lot...
hahahah

Wrong place at the wrong time much?

[Damwa]

hahahah

Wrong place at the wrong time much?

That and I can't keep my mouth shut.

[Yobaj]

I am not sure you can even fuck that :eek:
If you want to live I bet you can :)

[Dhig]

If you want to live I bet you can :)

I would try but I am not sure it can be done :(

[Jangang]

I am not sure you can even fuck that :eek:

I tried to fuck a fattie once, (don't ask, I was drunk) she wasn't anywhere near that fat and I had trouble getting her positioned where I could stick her.

I don't claim to have a huge dick or anything, but its not small. You'd need a 16"er to even have a chance of getting through all those rolls on the "chicks" you posted. For the life of me I have no idea how two fatties ever get it on, but they do, you see them all over lol.

[Yobaj]

I tried to fuck a fattie once, (don't ask, I was drunk) she wasn't anywhere near that fat and I had trouble getting her positioned where I could stick her.

I don't claim to have a huge dick or anything, but its not small. You'd need a 16"er to even have a chance of getting through all those rolls on the "chicks" you posted. For the life of me I have no idea how two fatties ever get it on, but they do, you see them all over lol.
http://onewholeclove.typepad.com/one_whole_clove/images/baguette ? :rolleyes:

[DocGonzo]

the REAL question is whether i should use my thumb to pop out the eye, or find a rusty spork...

[Xtra-Medium]

Well it really is the most ugly woman you could imagine, like for me a blend between:
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q261/mduncan2006/Ugly.jpg
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alot of hair everywhere and fucked up teeth
why the fuck did i click that link? i guess its the same reason kids want to watch horror movies :lmao:

[Spinewire]

the REAL question is whether i should use my thumb to pop out the eye, or find a rusty spork...
or just squish it in with your helmet and say "OOooo i poped your face cherry"

[Gmoneyslim12]

The hole in the wall

[DocGonzo]

or just squish it in with your helmet and say "OOooo i poped your face cherry"

i'm starting to like your thinking...

cut it the fuck out and get out of my head!!!!

[Yobaj]

i'm starting to like your thinking...

cut it the fuck out and get out of my head!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Could you stay on topic?
:rolleyes:

[Enerzeal]

I would get drunk and tap the ugly bitch. Booze will help me explain it to myself when I get done with it.

[Enticle]

The dead girl..