Which female dev is hottest?

[lilyeti]

Which female dev is hottest?

I marked the choices in this picture. http://i37.tinypic.com/2n1vq5s.png

(In no particular order)

[Legend-]

#1 is, duh

[Wreatch]

The ONLY DF Female dev...

[Zt29]

5. w/o a doubt.

[Mo0rbid]

third

[cosimo84]

whichever one will take me

[Sabrok]

5, I prefer bearded women.

[sorros]

there actually is a fifth one, behind the long haired dude between the two girls.

[Dandune]

3... others are/look like teenagers.

[shnedit]

5 is fucking hot.

Also 3 is Brannoc is disguise. Do not be fooled.

[Wreatch]

3... others are/look like teenagers.

Perfect.

[Slaker]

3 cause she's actually a dev....

[Dandune]

there actually is a fifth one, behind the long haired dude between the two girls.

That is Axl Rose.

[Megumi]

All but #3 are merch girls.

[Carbonlegend]

lies lies lies there are no female devs its an illusion

[lilyeti]

there actually is a fifth one, behind the long haired dude between the two girls.

See option below #5. :p

[nate4449]

5 = female dwarf.


Nom nom nom.

[Auhfel]

5 is fucking hot.

Also 3 is Brannoc is disguise. Do not be fooled.

..You mean.. HE WENT TO ADW?

that rat bastad was holding out on us the whole time.
lolz.

[cosimo84]

All but #3 are merch girls.

number 3 it is then

[sorros]

See option below #5. :p

doh... i saw that after i posted. oh well.

[IthroZada]

Misclicked, meant #3

[Galadourn]

my vote goes to #2

[Scabre]

#3, cuz...3 is Brannoc is disguise.

[sorros]

this thread's level of creepiness on a scale of 1-10 is at a 9 right now.

[DarkCrusader]

#2 gets my vote.......:bang:

[Calibos]

One.


I was thinking of picking 3, but isn't that one of the darkfall artist's GF?
Dun want to be hittin' on a dev's girl.


But, in all actuality, they all make warm down there.

[Gmoneyslim12]

I'd have to go w/ 4

[Auhfel]

One.


I was thinking of picking 3, but isn't that one of the darkfall artist's GF?
Dun want to be hittin' on a dev's girl.


But, in all actuality, they all make warm down there.
Shit dude, I don't think he'd take offense. You're sayin his girl is hot. You're not even flirting with her, just commenting brah.

[Jamboreen]

Commenting on whether or not she's hot is a huge leap from describing what you would do to her.

besides, the guy between 3 and 4 is clearly the hottest thing in the picture.

[lilyeti]

Wtf, I didn't want to change my sig, I just wanted to see what it looked like! I never even saved it.

[Methos43]

Wtf, I didn't want to change my sig, I just wanted to see what it looked like! I never even saved it.

leave it.

best sig ever.

[Auhfel]

It's funny how the whole forum went to ARGGHHHSS WHERE THE FECK ARE ME INFOZ? WHYZ ME THREADS BEIN LOCKED? RABBBLE RABBLE CONSPIRACY RABBLE RABBLE!!!

to..


WHICH ONE OF THE GIRLS ARER TEH HOTTEREsT?

[Reichsdiener]

I don't fucking believe it :bang:

Get laid.

[lilyeti]

leave it.

best sig ever.

I wish I could make it my avatar, it's more suited. I'll Pm tasos.:D

[rage.against]

All but #3 are merch girls.
then who's the *** in the dev team that hired #5?

[sorros]

i hope you do all realize that its probably not best to think of the devs of the game we have all been waiting for in sexual terms or images...

[dark sparks]

#3 has my vote, whoever she is

[nicbenne]

Silly, number 5 is obviously jesus...

[lilyeti]

i hope you do all realize that its probably not best to think of the devs of the game we have all been waiting for in sexual terms or images...

Oi! I just made the thread, whatever anyone posts/thinks of is not my fault.

[cosimo84]

i hope you do all realize that its probably not best to think of the devs of the game we have all been waiting for in sexual terms or images...

all we got was "Open beta will end in December."

we need the girly pics/discussion to pacify us.

[WhySoSerious]

Lol

[Niteflite]

Seeing as there is only one dev, it pretty much answers it self.

[lilyeti]

Lol

Dam, I thought the link in your sig lead to this thread at first.:(

[nick larking]

Dam, I thought the link in your sig lead to this thread at first.:(

Should be.

[Calibos]

Shit dude, I don't think he'd take offense. You're sayin his girl is hot. You're not even flirting with her, just commenting brah.

Oh, ok. I'd totally like to try out every position known to man on #3, then.

Commenting on whether or not she's hot is a huge leap from describing what you would do to her.

shit.

[alfaroverall]

2 imo, though 3 would probably be hottest in a different picture.

[Auhfel]

Oh, ok. I'd totally like to try out every position known to man on #3, then.



shit.
Hah, now you're attaching your intentions. that's not cool, brah.

[cosimo84]

Oh, ok. I'd totally like to try out every position known to man on #3, then.



shit.

lol

to Greece!

[sorros]

if people are going to vote, make sure all the devs have equal hotness, so that none will be angry at Forumfall :ninja:

[Bowzer]

The one with the boots

[Beeblebrox]

eeeeeeeeeeewww, giiirls......

[Monkeyninja]

Boots for sure.

[Warhawkz]

3 is the ONLY female Dev.. The others are helpers

[Zhauge]

Lol

Your sig link is just killing me. That has to be the funniest thing I've ever read, partly because he's serious about marrying a pet wife...ahhaa. I'm dying XD :lmao:

[Drogon]

#2 is prettiest. #3 is hottest. There is a difference.

Btw, when I saw that picture, I knew there'd be a poll like this for you horny bastards. Amusing that it was the top thread when I logged in.

[trigor]

omg soon as i saw that picture in the new section i knew there would be discuss over this...soo sad guys even for this forum

[Dandune]

Sad?
I'd rather see people here discuss women than all those numerous detailed discussions about DF gameplay/mechanics/etc.

[stem589]

Are you sure all those gals are part of the Dev team or are they there for ‘moral support’?

If they are, great team to work on but the guys shown are generally what you’d expect with game developers.

..... and I vote 5

[BILLYNOSE]

I want 3's babies, :ninja:

[Vexrak]

I like number 1, but i would totally pee in number 3's butt.

[Beorg]

3 cause she's actually a dev....


I agree.

Also, I want one of those Darkfall T-Shirts. I'll wear it to work one day and everybody will be staring at me, and it'll be like an inside joke, except the only one I can share it with is myself...Actually, it's better if I don't. I don't want to be reminded of my own loneliness. :(

[rwp80]

I refuse to vote in this degrading, chauvanist, sexist poll!

Okay... Given the chance I would have the first four to myself for a night, then high-five #5 when I'm all done.
In fact, I now regret all my previous romantic encounters because I didn't have a 'beard' to high-five afterwards.

[KoKane]

That is Axl Rose.

this
lol

[Beorg]

I refuse to vote in this degrading, chauvanist, sexist poll!

Okay... Given the chance I would have the first four to myself for a night, then high-five #5 when I'm all done.
In fact, I now regret all my previous romantic encounters because I didn't have a 'beard' to high-five afterwards.

Congratulations, your signature link made me laugh.

[Muse]

This is terrible.

[Beorg]

This is terrible.

Indeed it is. While I voted in the spur of the moment, it's sad to see a great wealth of knowledge and such a grand assortment of talented people be put into a poll to see which nameless face is hottest.

[Muse]

Indeed it is. While I voted in the spur of the moment, it's sad to see a great wealth of knowledge and such a grand assortment of talented people be put into a poll to see which nameless face is hottest.

In that case I'll vote.

[Wreatch]

Indeed it is. While I voted in the spur of the moment, it's sad to see a great wealth of knowledge and such a grand assortment of talented people be put into a poll to see which nameless face is hottest.

Truth be told, i bet the devs don't mind it, if they did it'd be gone. In fact, i bet the chick who is voted "hottest" takes a certain amount of pride in that, particularly because she is older. Even if she doesn't say this outwardly to her compatriots.

[gnomore]

wow lol this may be the cruelist post I have ever seen on forumfall.

You are going to seriously hurt the feelings of the less attractive devs and thereby cause them to miss the release date!!!!! lol

[[LoD]Capitulate]

why would this be anything less than positive?

this isn't a "ugliest dev poll"

[Ka-Wiz]

eeeeeeeeeeewww, giiirls......

they have coooooties :(

[Taroth]

1#

wtf why is 3 winning?!

[CobraTX]

I refuse to vote in this degrading, chauvanist, sexist poll!

Okay... Given the chance I would have the first four to myself for a night, then high-five #5 when I'm all done.
In fact, I now regret all my previous romantic encounters because I didn't have a 'beard' to high-five afterwards.

wow, I couldn't stand more than 5 seconds before I laughed.... idk why...

it's not even that funny...

[Nexus]

2 kthx.

[CobraTX]

I don't think this thread will go past 15 pages....

Somehow in all the dev journals there was always a question about the hottest dev...

[firefly2003]

I vote number 5 cause its High 5 For Jesus!!!!!!

[Enticle]

two

[Claes]

Definetely the first. I like short women.

[Bojangles34]

2 is hideous. And the chick next to #5 may have a penis. #4 has a kinda large forehead. Other 2 are decent.

[rage.against]

I vote number 5 cause its High 5 For Jesus!!!!!!

sh!t he put on some weight in 2000 years

[Alandar]

#1 and #4 are nice.

[wertyn]

idk, it would depend on their personalities.

[Nefastus]

This thread is flooding the Forumfall with nerd manjuice.

[Triston]

I would let #4 bob on it for awhile

[ejnomad07]

#3. She looks like on of those kind of girls thats always energetic and happy. Thats the kind of girl I always find myself getting attracted too. ;)

EDIT: How many of them I wonder are getting a good laugh at this...

[Thee Leprechaun]

fuck guys, i'm getting some good laughs out of this thread :lmao:

but anywho, I think they are good looking(excluding 5), but if i had to pick id choose 2 with 3 being a very close 2nd.

omg fat jesus xD!!!! thats so fucking funny i'm crying, seriously did that guy who posted the picture photoshop that face in there? he seriously looks like a fat jesus

[TaoPP]

I voted for 5. I'm not joking either.

[tejón]

#1's cute as heck, #4's dead sexy, but #3 looks like she knows what she's doing. :D

[Poem]

That is Axl Rose.

Reinvented.

[tallefred]

omg omg omg #1 #1 #1 fap fap fap.

[Isikari]

I can't believe five has thirty-nine votes, clearly a lot of folks from San Francisco post here (I'm from there too, its cool, I really like your techno music!) :D

Glad to see three is in the lead!

[ColonelTEE3]

Two.

Hands down.

...

Thats where my hands would be:cool:

[Mippoose]

whichever one will take me

Buck up young fellow!

:]

[ctowndown]

5 = female dwarf.


Nom nom nom.

Full of win right there. But I would say 1.

One.


I was thinking of picking 3, but isn't that one of the darkfall artist's GF?
Dun want to be hittin' on a dev's girl.


But, in all actuality, they all make warm down there.

Wtf creeper how do you know all of this stuff?

[Baralis]

None.

However after a 1/2 gallon of jack I may want to change my vote to all.

[Surly]

How can I be one of the only ones to vote for 4? I thought 3 was the worst :(

[Stax]

IS it possible to have them all turn around and face the other direction so that I can make my decision?

Hmmm...I like #2, but they are all really cute, and have awesome bodies. Especially that #5. Ouch!

[Maas]

Keep it tasteful.

You're in my dominion now...

[Hitom]

I thought 3 was the worst :(

Its those sexy leather boots man.

Edit. Allthough you cant fucking see em in that picture, but point still remains.

[Spart]

How can I be one of the only ones to vote for 4? I thought 3 was the worst :(

That's because you're broken. I'm sorry, there is no way to fix this, but if you make sure to always be drunk, at least you have an excuse.

[Nefastus]

Did this float from General Discussion on top all the teenage virgin nerd semen produced by this thread?

[Ragnika]

It's nice to see such a broad range of taste here on the forums.

Tempted with #5, but I'll go #3.

[palo god]

I like #3 the most.

[Odie]

I like them all I can't possibly choose :o

Btw have you noticed they're all wearing jeans?

[AmonDominus]

#3 my ass.
#2 is the hottest.

[Stax]

#3 is still winning. I mean, she's hot...but aparantly you guys like the women with that "I'm ready to fuck" look. I like the more "innocent, librarian" look.

[DrGreenThumb]

3 and 4 for sure ;)

[KoMM]

#3 the best face
#4 the best breast
#2 the best body + longer hair = win.

[Stax]

They all get major cool-points no-matter-what, since they are all working in a field revolved around video games. I'll sell my left nut for a woman like that!

[Fiammiferaia]

3# the hottest= she looks like my girlfriend:p

[Thoric]

This thread is creepy.

#5 <3

[Heartnet~]

TITS OR GTFO

er

#3

[Navimel]

you guys are understimating the number 2...

[Ikaj]

who the hell chose 3... 1,2, and 4 are the hottest by a long shot.

[kensha]

I like nr 3 but nr 2 as well :D

[Rikuno]

3

[Lictor]

I want 3's babies, :ninja:

Shouldn't it be other way around?

How can I be one of the only ones to vote for 4? I thought 3 was the worst :(

Is it because she's too fat for you?

[emasame]

peoples choices are quite surprising.

[Shaar]

Now I know the community is mostly well spirited and that people need some pass time until beta starts, but some of you creep me out...

[Sargon]

Now I know the community is mostly well spirited and that people need some pass time until beta starts, but some of you creep me out...
Kissass.

[Death's Chill]

3... others are/look like teenagers.

Which is why they are hot. Who wants a girl that looks older?

[Mosiah]

Which is why they are hot. Who wants a girl that looks older?

I prefer girls who are out of high school.

[Death's Chill]

I prefer girls who are out of high school.

Anything 16+ is fair. To each their own though, no idea why you'd actually prefer an older girl when it comes to physical traits.

[IcePillow]

Nr. 5 ofcourse!
Sooo sexy!

[Surly]

Is it because she's too fat for you?
The boots make her look like a whore.

[Lethn]

The boots make her look like a whore.

That's what makes.... No... I'm sorry, I just can't say anything crude about that....

[cosimo84]

#3. She looks like on of those kind of girls thats always energetic and happy. Thats the kind of girl I always find myself getting attracted too. ;)

EDIT: How many of them I wonder are getting a good laugh at this...

I imagine if #3 read this thread she'd smille and start to laugh, but as she read on her expression would gradually change to fear.

[Shaar]

I imagine if #3 read this thread she'd smille and start to laugh, but as she read on her expression would gradually change to fear.

Yeah I guess people don't realize that Tascha is one of the developers and that she is acctualy reading the forums quite often... Nice job Surly...

I thought I would not say this as it sounds too much like a lame threat but I will think twice from now on about posting dev pics...

[PrimalSign]

Yeah I guess people don't realize that Tascha is one of the developers and that she is acctualy reading the forums quite often...

I think she has learned to stay far away from Off-Topic posts by now.

[cosimo84]

Yeah I guess people don't realize that Tascha is one of the developers and that she is acctualy reading the forums quite often... Nice job Surly...

I thought I would not say this as it sounds too much like a lame threat but I will think twice from now on about posting dev pics...

I have an important message for Tascha,

A. I can protect you

B. I has pics

C. Take away Shaar's posting privileges, seriously I think this guy just doesn't like you.

[Patrician]

5 FTW.

Dwarven women rock!

[Ludo]

#1, I was thinking about picking #3 but I think #1 has the tightest ass by the shape of her ties.

[pookums]

Gotta vote #5 again. It's the hair that does it. Also, I wouldn't say no to #1 :0

[m0j0mann]

1 is pretty good but IMO 4 is better. 5 is also a close contender though...

[losinglife]

kinda tough between 1 and 2 since i cant tell who has the tinier better ass. But i went with number 2 cause her face is pretty and she has long hair..... mmmmmm long hair.

[losinglife]

I like number 1, but i would totally pee in number 3's butt.

rofl, good thing i am not drinking my tea when i read that :lmao::lmao:

[epicor]

afaik the blonde in the front is the only working dev. the others were assistants. But none of them are smokin hot, jut like 6-7/10

[Slaine]

The one behind nr 1 and 2 and to the right of nr 5 looks pretty nice

[biggunsar]

3... others are/look like teenagers.

uhhh so whats wrong with that!

Teenagers need love to...and you can show em how!

Shit im 38. but give me a hot 18/19 year old anyday. Not for a relationship. But for one night of good sexin...SHIT YA.

I will take it over a women in her 30's.

at 18/19 they just want to be shown and are usually eager to learn 8)

[Skyborn]

Teh number 3

[Agge]

I'd :bang: em al.

[[LoD] EE]

Yet another stupid and pointless poll.

I dont think any of the female Devs are hot.

Real question is, Whats with the jean jacket? 1980's holla!

[Killuminati]

#3 are you guys fucking serious?

[Skyborn]

Ok first of all...you jackasses need to stop saying nasty shit about the dev's and assisstant's, even if they are female! I mean c'mon devs need their coffee...its brainfood for computer nerds.

[Honest Bill]

In my opinion, Number 2 has a kind of ethereal quality and a graceful elegance which envelopes her delicate and perfectly formed frame and equates to a poignant beauty .... besides which i'd like to bone her

[Surly]

Yeah I guess people don't realize that Tascha is one of the developers and that she is acctualy reading the forums quite often... Nice job Surly...

I thought I would not say this as it sounds too much like a lame threat but I will think twice from now on about posting dev pics...
If there's anything I can't stomach more than those boots, it's weenies like you who feel the need to champion the poor victims of the world. Maybe next time you should post a picture of yourself crying over a dog that got run over on the highway! Waaah, waaah, booo fuckity hoo, I can't believe you guys! I can't believe you'd say something truthful but disrespectful about one of my beloved "Devs" and her choice of fashion! Woe is me! WOE IS ME! I am a fashion policeman, and I am ashamed of you all!

Crybaby.

Shit, if you're going to turn into a gaping vagina over a criticism of fashion, I swear to christ I'm going to burn you alive and roast marshmallows over your flaming corpse.

[Skyborn]

Shit, if you're going to turn into a gaping vagina over a criticism of fashion, I swear to christ I'm going to burn you alive and roast marshmallows over your flaming corpse.

I think the boots are fucking awesome...or at least they would be without pants.

[Surly]

I think the boots are fucking awesome...or at least they would be without pants.That's more like it.

[Skyborn]

What can I say, I am a sucker for knee-high socks, thigh highs, and ho boots...not sure what it is, but they make me all tingly inside.

btw if one of these ladies were to post here I would probably laugh until I pissed myself...if that is an incentive.

[Surly]

What can I say, I am a sucker for knee-high socks, thigh highs, and ho boots...not sure what it is, but they make me all tingly inside.

btw if one of these ladies were to post here I would probably laugh until I pissed myself...if that is an incentive.
Tascha, is it?, is probably off crying herself to sleep because some one on the internet made fun of her boots. At least, the way Shaar is carrying on over it, I expect that she must be secretly confiding in him on the sideline that she's contemplating suicide over the ordeal.

[Skyborn]

You know I legitimately like the boots...but I just moved from Texas so I think boots kind grew on me while I was there...besides chicks in boots are hot, I made my wife get a pair of boots, she's never worn them outside. ; )

[Honest Bill]

Wait a second ... how come everybody can see their boots, yet i can't?

[akrippler]

3 is a major milf

[Honest Bill]

I agree with Skyborn, the boots are hot

[Uzik]

Tascha, is it?, is probably off crying herself to sleep because some one on the internet made fun of her boots. At least, the way Shaar is carrying on over it, I expect that she must be secretly confiding in him on the sideline that she's contemplating suicide over the ordeal.

Maybe she is Shaar's girlfriend?


Anyways, props to Shimmergloom for being BFF with mods. How many Anvil Society members are there taking pictures and being RL friends with devs? Oh that's right..None!


Boooyah!



P.S: Surly is just jealous because he doesn't have people commenting on his boots.

[Skyborn]

P.S: Surly is just jealous because he doesn't have people commenting on his boots.

I want some fucking pics of that, but for the love of god my comment about no pants does not apply surly...ever.

[Mneh]

#1


voted 5, because beards rule.

[MoonDawn]

You are all scary...

[Rhynn]

I'm going with #1 and #4. ;)

[Skyborn]

You are all scary...

Sorry. We get fiesty sometimes, its just a lot of pent up beta frustration...fapping only relieves so much pressure...

[Surly]

You are all scary...
Post pics of yourself. I demand it, Goddess.

Also, I'll have you all know that the only way pictures of myself in boots get posted is if they're the only article of clothing I'm wearing. PM me for links! :sly::sly::sly:

[Skyborn]

Post pics of yourself. I demand it, Goddess.

Also, I'll have you all know that the only way pictures of myself in boots get posted is if they're the only article of clothing I'm wearing. PM me for links! :sly::sly::sly:

omg I just shot coke out of my nose on to my keyboard...totally worth it, go ahead and send those pics surly, Ill start a website.

[Surly]

omg I just shot coke out of my nose on to my keyboard...totally worth it, go ahead and send those pics surly, Ill start a website.
I read that twice before I realized you said "coke" and not "cake". I'm now disappointed.

[Skyborn]

I read that twice before I realized you said "coke" and not "cake". I'm now disappointed.

Fine let me get some cake thing...I think there are some swiss cake rolls in the lounge...now say something funny for when I get back.

[Surly]

Fine let me get some cake thing...I think there are some swiss cake rolls in the lounge...now say something funny for when I get back.
Don't tell me what to do you son of a bitch.

[Lictor]

Don't tell me what to do you son of a bitch.

A true anarchist!

[jonyak]

Don't tell me what to do you son of a bitch.

someone got there cornflakes pissed in this morning.

[akrippler]

Yeah Id definantly make her keep the boots on.

[nate4449]

It's funny how the whole forum went to ARGGHHHSS WHERE THE FECK ARE ME INFOZ? WHYZ ME THREADS BEIN LOCKED? RABBBLE RABBLE CONSPIRACY RABBLE RABBLE!!!

to..


WHICH ONE OF THE GIRLS ARER TEH HOTTEREsT?

Roflmao, I love forumfall for this reason.

[Surly]

Yeah Id definantly make her keep the boots on.Tell me what else you'd make her do, in morose, solemn detail. Say it slowly.

[Lictor]

This:

Yeah Id definantly make her keep the boots on.

or did you really mean this:

Yeah Id definantly let her keep the boots on.

?

[Curcio]

The one with the ripped pants, for sure.

[Lictor]

Tell me what else you'd make her do, in morose, solemn detail. Say it slowly.

You're stealing my posts! Go to your room and do your homework!

[katahlyn]

I'd go with #2. They all look pretty good though. Well shaped, if you know what I mean. *Makes a gesture depicting a C**a-C**a bottle* :D

[Caalador]

3 catches the eye straight away, and nothing changes after u hav a good look, wana c her in a short skirt plz :D

[Skyborn]

Tell me what else you'd make her do, in morose, solemn detail. Say it slowly.

I feel dirty now...and strangely curious.

We are all going to hell for this thread btw

[ejnomad07]

I feel dirty now...and strangely curious.

We are all going to hell for this thread btw

I am banking on one of them asks us for a date. How could these girls resist us? :confused:

[lilyeti]

3 catches the eye straight away, and nothing changes after u hav a good look, wana c her in a short skirt plz :D

2 reminds me of #13 from House...;)

[jonyak]

2 reminds me of #13 from House...;)

you mean she's too skinny with a huge forhead and a weirdly shaped skull?

[Maas]

Ok you've all had your fun, but we've reached our misogynist quota for the day.


Sorry guys, but the devs deserve a bit more respect than being rated on their physical appearance.


How would you feel if greasy internet people (especially greasy in forumfall's case) were objectifying you?

/end nazi mod