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Hyster
10-17-2008, 12:50 AM
Sex or Gaming?
so hard to pick gaming

Floyd
10-17-2008, 12:50 AM
In before both!

Viluin
10-17-2008, 12:51 AM
Both.

Kin
10-17-2008, 12:51 AM
I take both regularly...


Feel bad for you people that have to pick one or the other. :(

Unahim
10-17-2008, 12:51 AM
I'm the only one to pick sex so far?

Ikaj
10-17-2008, 12:52 AM
wow at the people who chose gaming >_O.

shnedit
10-17-2008, 12:53 AM
Im not even going to justify this one with a troll response. Opps.

Damwa
10-17-2008, 12:54 AM
wow at the people who chose gaming >_O.

Well, on the other hand; many have played for 8-10 hours in a stretch (or more) - can't say the same for sex (wouldn't be particularly pleasant either)...

Hyster
10-17-2008, 12:54 AM
Im not even going to justify this one with a troll response. Opps.

ok you picked gaming

Mungad
10-17-2008, 12:55 AM
Well, on the other hand; many have played for 8-10 hours in a stretch (or more) - can't say the same for sex (wouldn't be particularly pleasant either)...

I say "BAH" to you sir.

DarkQ
10-17-2008, 12:55 AM
There are other hobbies besides gaming...-_-.

KwayZee
10-17-2008, 12:55 AM
Both, shes under the desk while im forumfalling.

Hecubis
10-17-2008, 12:56 AM
I just play with myself, thereby satisfying both needs simultaneously.

Lindorn
10-17-2008, 12:57 AM
I take both regularly...


Feel bad for you people that have to pick one or the other.

No woman is worth being told what to do.

And I always choose sex.

Mulambo
10-17-2008, 12:57 AM
I'm really into roleplaying, so I vote both.

Mo0rbid
10-17-2008, 12:57 AM
Gaming, atleast I'm honest about it.

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 12:58 AM
Why does it have to be one or the other? It usually takes 15 min or so to get a group together and moving one direction in a game. Learn to organize your life, and put a couch near your PC.

WTF 3 DC in one thread, thats an overload.

Forgivance
10-17-2008, 12:59 AM
Hmmm, well, I suppose it would depend.

If I have 30 minutes of nothing to do, especially in the morning - I choose sex.

If I have 10 hours of nothing to do, especially with beer - I choose gaming.

Stax
10-17-2008, 01:00 AM
Depending on the game. Good games are hard to come by, but women are a dime a dozen.

shnedit
10-17-2008, 01:02 AM
Why does it have to be one or the other? It usually takes 15million years or so to get a group together and moving one direction in a game.

Sounds like me trying to get 3some loving:(

Depending on the game. Good games are hard to come by, but women are a dime a dozen.

Could turn that round the other way too :D

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 01:04 AM
Sounds like me trying to get 3some loving:(



Could turn that round the other way too :D

You know eventually both Clownfoot and Fluffington will be in Canada, so that would up your 3some odds.

Damwa
10-17-2008, 01:04 AM
I say "BAH" to you sir.

What? You were a fluffer on The Houston 500?

Slaker
10-17-2008, 01:04 AM
Sex with no doubt.

Killuminati
10-17-2008, 01:06 AM
Sex, is unattainable for most of us so our best option is gaming.

shnedit
10-17-2008, 01:07 AM
Sex, is unattainable for most of us so our best option is gaming.

STOP BRINGING ME DOWN IM A STUD LALAL CANT HEAR YOU

Curcio
10-17-2008, 01:08 AM
You guys are dumb. Sex is redundant and leads to stds or babies. I much rather spend quality time playing a good game! Then again... I do get sex regularly so I may just be desentesized...

Killuminati
10-17-2008, 01:08 AM
STOP BRINGING ME DOWN IM A STUD LALAL CANT HEAR YOU

Lets just have sex with each other.

Damwa
10-17-2008, 01:08 AM
Gaming; you don't have to lick the mat before you can play..

shnedit
10-17-2008, 01:09 AM
Lets just have sex with each other.

Never turn down a good offer.

Spinewire
10-17-2008, 01:09 AM
You guys are dumb. Sex is redundant and leads to stds or babies. I much rather spend quality time playing a good game! Then again... I do get sex regularly so I may just be desentesized...
all new game are shits

STOP BRINGING ME DOWN IM A STUD LALAL CANT HEAR YOU

rofl

Serenius
10-17-2008, 01:10 AM
Why isn't there 'both at the same time' option? I frequently find it hard to give up one for the other so I have no other option but to continue scoring head shots while gettin' some.

Damwa
10-17-2008, 01:11 AM
You guys are dumb. Sex is redundant and leads to stds or babies. I much rather spend quality time playing a good game! Then again... I do get sex regularly so I may just be desentesized...

You just had to put that in there, didn't you? You wanted to make an amusing post, and then - in the last second - you thought; "Shit! What if they actually think I am some mouth-breathing fatso, who lives in his mom's basement." - and then you chickened out.

Well, rest easily - your assurances that you have lots of regular sex are not wasted on us...

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 01:11 AM
Gaming; you don't have to lick the mat before you can play..

I laughed hard at this.

Kin
10-17-2008, 01:12 AM
There was just too many variables... I had to just avoid voting...




Well ok I did pick one, but only cause I'm cool.

Gaming. :D

Mo0rbid
10-17-2008, 01:13 AM
What the fuck am I doing? I'm just spamming F5 and watching posts getting added, I can't sleep either!

Xelos
10-17-2008, 01:20 AM
This poll should have been made public so that we could see all the losers that have chosen "Sex".

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 01:20 AM
What the fuck am I doing? I'm just spamming F5 and watching posts getting added, I can't sleep either!

Welcome to forumfall phase 2.

Slaker
10-17-2008, 01:21 AM
Lets just have sex with each other.

Can I join guys...:cool: ?

Spinewire
10-17-2008, 01:22 AM
Welcome to forumfall phase 2.
What phase am i in? because i'm really pissed off for probabaly the 3rd time.

I would love to have Q&A with the devs on IRC right now.

Ryshad
10-17-2008, 01:26 AM
Gaming; you don't have to lick the mat before you can play..

too true! too true! XD

Loadafreak
10-17-2008, 01:29 AM
which option of the poll does masturbating to your in-game female character fall under?

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 01:32 AM
What phase am i in? because i'm really pissed off for probabaly the 3rd time.

I would love to have Q&A with the devs on IRC right now.

Your chrysalis into a forumfaller was long ago completed. You are now the perfect creation of eRage and apathy.

Curcio
10-17-2008, 01:34 AM
I honestly I wish I had more time to play games... Too much working out at the gym and having sex with my girlfriend... my penis is sore... :(

Darkrabbit18
10-17-2008, 01:34 AM
I think i'd go for gaming to be honest.

Sex is something that'll happen every now and again while working your ass off to get it, and when your married i hear it's not all that great anyway.

But gaming is eternal, and im not prepaired to let 5 years of waiting to be lost!

But in a perfect world where sex is avalible on demand where and when you want, i'd go for sex.

Fuck this is a hard choice i dont know :(

Eclipso
10-17-2008, 01:36 AM
you 17 dumbasses that chose gaming thus far really really really need to get laid !!


( also get out while they are asleep in the morning :p)

Barbot
10-17-2008, 01:39 AM
This poll is not specific enough. I'll go ahead and say that if I had to choose one and lose the other for the rest of my life sex definitely wins.

Curcio
10-17-2008, 01:41 AM
you 17 dumbasses that chose gaming thus far really really really need to get laid !!


( also get out while they are asleep in the morning :p)
I couldn't disagree with you more... If I have sex anymore I'll have to go to the hospital.

rc10goof
10-17-2008, 01:42 AM
i pick OR

Damwa
10-17-2008, 01:45 AM
This poll is not specific enough. I'll go ahead and say that if I had to choose one and lose the other for the rest of my life sex definitely wins.

Really? What if you live to be 100 years old? That is a lot of years of having sex with wrinkly old women (and being a wrinkly old codger yourself) that you could trade in for some A-grade gaming; think about it..

Jangang
10-17-2008, 01:59 AM
To bad he didn't set it so we could see who voted for what. I'd love to know what losers voted for gaming.

Really? What if you live to be 100 years old? That is a lot of years of having sex with wrinkly old women (and being a wrinkly old codger yourself) that you could trade in for some A-grade gaming; think about it..

I dunno about you but I've been w/ the same age group of women since I turned 18. 18-25. I'm nearing 30 now, and have no intention on changing that, not at 30, not at 40. It might be harder when I get towards 50, but I figure that just means I need to alter it to 25-30.

Chicks love older men, and when you start to get wrinkled you just gotta look for the ones w/ daddy issues.


BTW, whatsup w/ Forumfall today? I'm sick for a day or two and the Horney Geeks Federation takes over?

Lethn
10-17-2008, 02:03 AM
I pick both at the same time ;)

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 02:08 AM
BTW, whatsup w/ Forumfall today? I'm sick for a day or two and the Horney Geeks Federation takes over?

The news that Darkfall Beta will be over by the start of December has everyone all orgasmic.

Damwa
10-17-2008, 02:08 AM
To bad he didn't set it so we could see who voted for what. I'd love to know what losers voted for gaming.



I dunno about you but I've been w/ the same age group of women since I turned 18. 18-25. I'm nearing 30 now, and have no intention on changing that, not at 30, not at 40. It might be harder when I get towards 50, but I figure that just means I need to alter it to 25-30.

Chicks love older men, and when you start to get wrinkled you just gotta look for the ones w/ daddy issues.

Maybe, maybe not: You can keep a good run for quite some years given the "right" genetics and personality, and I have once met a guy (a former Olympic level gymnast) who had a body like steel at 67 years of age. But I would still point out that a lot of people when thinking of their future are only thinking of the part of their future that "looks and feels" like the present; but most people live longer nowadays and that should be taken into account as well.

Jangang
10-17-2008, 02:15 AM
The news that Darkfall Beta will be over by the start of December has everyone all orgasmic.

Ah, I hadn't thought of that. :)

Maybe, maybe not: You can keep a good run for quite some years given the "right" genetics and personality, and I have once met a guy (a former Olympic level gymnast) who had a body like steel at 67 years of age. But I would still point out that a lot of people when thinking of their future are only thinking of the part of their future that "looks and feels" like the present; but most people live longer nowadays and that should be taken into account as well.

Aye, I have good genes in that regard. I'm 29, and I shit still get id'd for cigarettes, and a bus driver who saw my school bus pass (I work for a college) thought I was a high school kid doing concurrent enrollment. (Though I admit I don't think I look THAT young, she was prolley just wanting my nuts though and thought she'd compliment me.)

All that being said unless stem cells and nanobots evolve to a level where I can stay say 40 or younger forever I plan on shooting myself in the face when I turn 60. Its been a plan of mine since I was 10 lol, though I may not actually go w/ shooting myself I certainly don't want to be old like the 60 year olds of today and yesteryear.

If they do develop the technologies to the level I need by that time (doubtful, its only 10 and a half years away) I can implement my "500 year plan" for world domination, Mwhahahaaa!

Damwa
10-17-2008, 02:35 AM
Ah, I hadn't thought of that. :)



Aye, I have good genes in that regard. I'm 29, and I shit still get id'd for cigarettes, and a bus driver who saw my school bus pass (I work for a college) thought I was a high school kid doing concurrent enrollment. (Though I admit I don't think I look THAT young, she was prolley just wanting my nuts though and thought she'd compliment me.)

All that being said unless stem cells and nanobots evolve to a level where I can stay say 40 or younger forever I plan on shooting myself in the face when I turn 60. Its been a plan of mine since I was 10 lol, though I may not actually go w/ shooting myself I certainly don't want to be old like the 60 year olds of today and yesteryear.

If they do develop the technologies to the level I need by that time (doubtful, its only 10 and a half years away) I can implement my "500 year plan" for world domination, Mwhahahaaa!

Well, that is a plan...

That being said; I always say that nobody is obliged to be anything other than what they want to/can be at *any* age. Nobody is obliged to start wearing cardigans or playing petanque at any age (unless they want to). Apropos this old guy; he was an oddity by many standards; at age 60+ he decided to work abroad (for 2-3 years or so) and got a job on another continent. He worked out every day, and I don't mean "a brisk stroll and some stretching", he did stuff that made *me* feel tired just from watching; he climbed trees and did all manner of "weird" stuff, just 'cause he felt like it. He was also a high-school teacher (phys. ed.) and got to make teenage girls sweat on a daily basis until his retirement.
There may still be hope for all of us..

Temet nosce
10-17-2008, 02:42 AM
Gaming.

Yeah, I'm being honest. Sex is pleasant, but you can only do it so often, it's messy, takes a good bit of foreplay and cleanup done right, and it generally involves personal entanglement. Whereas gaming is something I spend vast amounts of time doing without any bothers.

That said, I prefer just continuing to have both whenever I get the chance.

Ryshad
10-17-2008, 02:45 AM
i figure its only a matter of time before the line between virtual worlds and real worlds blurs enough...matrix style plug ins or some kind of ultra-virtual reality...hell, even a groin plate circa Red Dwarf lol.
It wont be long before you can get your rocks off IN game. Then we can stop wasting money on flowers and dinner and spend it on the important stuff like gaming subs and better hardware XD

Beeblebrox
10-17-2008, 03:56 AM
Play hentai games and/or ask your girlfriend to dress like Mai Shiranui/Lara Croft/any girl from Soul Calibur and there you go!

ejnomad07
10-17-2008, 06:23 AM
Uh......sex?

Tharkon Fargor
10-17-2008, 02:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_4jwGEuaq8

Wins thread.


There's an even better, with a guy humping his girlfriend while playing Halo or something, cant find that one now tho.

KiSsLuiGi
10-17-2008, 02:20 PM
Gaming after sex.:D

epicor
10-17-2008, 02:22 PM
My wife sometimes complains that i only stop gaming for sex.

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 02:29 PM
My wife sometimes complains that i only stop gaming for sex.

So dont stop, take a PSP to bed to play while she does all the work.

Tharkon Fargor
10-17-2008, 02:30 PM
So dont stop, take a PSP to bed to play while she does all the work.

Bah. Wii is much better.

For example, a rowling game (kajak). In the Sports edition...there is one I think.


So its like...Back and forward, back and forward. Instant win.

rwp80
10-17-2008, 02:32 PM
What the fuck am I doing? I'm just spamming F5 and watching posts getting added, I can't sleep either!

Welcome to forumfall phase 2.

I'm on phase 3. I'm supposed to be at work right now... :(

Carl Ragadamn
10-17-2008, 02:36 PM
I'm on phase 3. I'm supposed to be at work right now... :(

L2Forumfall from work and then you will find the zone.

hardboiled
10-17-2008, 02:37 PM
Money conquers all.

Chidar
10-17-2008, 02:46 PM
Is this an experiment to discover the age groups who will play Darkfall?
I guess those who chose only gaming are virgins and likely to be the younger group right? That would make about 2/3 of us the older group who are gaming and clearly not getting enough sex! By that reckoning there is clearly a shortage of girls giving it up on a regular basis. And they say gaming isnt educational! We should start a movement!

cosimo84
10-17-2008, 02:54 PM
i picked gaming.

It's always there, and you can turn it off after you've had your fun.

Lictor
10-17-2008, 02:59 PM
Not going to vote. Fuck you. The option "it depends" is missing! Right now I want to play DFO more than sex. Also, what if you can have both (not at the same time, of course), shouldn't there be also that option? :) This poll is yet another fail!

slugy
10-17-2008, 03:01 PM
i play games and fap

women are too uptight

jonyak
10-17-2008, 03:08 PM
I like stuff.

iluhaftw
10-17-2008, 03:08 PM
Depents =O

(גם אני ישראלי ^^)

jonyak
10-17-2008, 03:09 PM
nothing better than getting a bj while gaming.:cool:

cosimo84
10-17-2008, 03:24 PM
nothing better than getting a bj while gaming.:cool:

being gay does have its perks eh Jonyak?

The girls I've dated would never do that for me. While driving, while at public pool, in mall fitting room, even while watching TV, but never while gaming.

Skyborn
10-17-2008, 04:16 PM
No third option to infer that both can be accomplished simultaneously...so yeah...and it has happened...once.

Agge
10-17-2008, 04:20 PM
Gaming, but it's just me trying to fool myself.

I'm sad >: