Gir... gir.... girls...? [Archive]

Serenius

10-17-2008, 12:18 AM

Since when did Darkfall devs become girls... and moderately attractive ones at that? I refuse to believe such an event could take place!

Feast your eyes on the 8th wonder of the world... the girl dev. (http://www.shimmergloom.org/images/maegras/df_event_04.jpg)

Viluin

10-17-2008, 12:20 AM

One of them is supposed to be a smoking hot Russian sex bomb.

Kin

10-17-2008, 12:20 AM

Obviously a pre-planned picture, of course... ;)

shnedit

10-17-2008, 12:20 AM

Blond at the front is Brannoc.

Yobaj

10-17-2008, 12:21 AM

Yamamoto

10-17-2008, 12:21 AM

They're just body doubles for the real female devs which happen to be ugly fatbodies.

sindas

10-17-2008, 12:22 AM

Wow...

And wait...brannoc...is a girl..??????

I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE :ohno:

Kin

10-17-2008, 12:22 AM

Fanny pack ftl...

Honorius

10-17-2008, 12:22 AM

Well apparently we haven't been sexist enough.

Repeal the 19th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mungad

10-17-2008, 12:23 AM

Fanny pack ftl... lulz

Shadowoak

10-17-2008, 12:23 AM

Blond at the front is Brannoc.

you're just asking for it dude.

Niteflite

10-17-2008, 12:24 AM

Saw this earlier, hehehe that was the first thing i noticed.

sindas

10-17-2008, 12:25 AM

So if it's not brannoc and i was completely lied to in the above post, anyone know who IS the blonde in the front:eek:...i mean...not that i care or anything... :cool:

Lachrymose

10-17-2008, 12:26 AM

the girls are obviously photoshopped. i think it's against some girl code to get that close to gamer guys.

sindas

10-17-2008, 12:30 AM

I'd bet money they weren't photo shopped.

Most of them were just helping at the event but some, like i think the ones wearing the tags necklace thingies actually work for aventurine.

Nasty

10-17-2008, 12:37 AM

Neither the art director, lead developer or producer is there, what kind of gimp picture is this?

Floyd

10-17-2008, 12:42 AM

Wow...

And wait...brannoc...is a girl..??????

I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE :ohno:

Well look on the bright side you no longer have to worry about going to hell for all of those sexual fantasies.

Mungad

10-17-2008, 12:43 AM

Girls are a lie.

epicor

10-17-2008, 12:43 AM

I was gonna make a similar thread. but you beat me to it. 4 good looking, 2 pretty hot! Good deal.

shnedit

10-17-2008, 12:44 AM

you're just asking for it dude.

Off her? I fucking hope I get it then!

Xtra-Medium

10-17-2008, 12:45 AM

they hired women to take a picture with them to make it look like "us darkfall devs we straight pimpin"

Killuminati

10-17-2008, 12:47 AM

This is a sign the game is gonna suck.

sindas

10-17-2008, 12:48 AM

So is brannoc that girl or not?? i'm confused :ohno:

Serenius

10-17-2008, 12:48 AM

I was gonna make a similar thread. but you beat me to it. 4 good looking, 2 pretty hot! Good deal.

I had to move quick before someone else posted it, I never get to post things first :(.

DocGonzo

10-17-2008, 12:49 AM

you know Protonix is at this very moment , fapping to that pic

i'm just sayin'...

Forgivance

10-17-2008, 12:51 AM

No, Brannoc is a guy. (http://gallery.brannoc.com/albums/album01/group1.sized.jpg)

Brannoc is the crouching guy there.

David F

10-17-2008, 12:53 AM

Is that... a fannypack?

I know, it has been said. But I couldn't restrain myself.

Kin

10-17-2008, 12:55 AM

Is that... a fannypack?

I know, it has been said. But I couldn't restrain myself.

LoL, I know it

Lachrymose

10-17-2008, 12:56 AM

So is brannoc that girl or not?? i'm confused :ohno:

brannoc isn't a girl you newb. there's no such thing as girls anyways.

Titus Ultor

10-17-2008, 12:57 AM

This is a sign the game is gonna suck.

Only post here that makes any sense imo.

Stax

10-17-2008, 12:58 AM

I counted 5 girls. All looked pretty decent.

If we could just get another 7 on that team, then we could get a swim-suit version calendar.

-Havoc-

10-17-2008, 12:59 AM

Milf upfront I see.

heroshade

10-17-2008, 01:28 AM

Blond at the front is Brannoc.

Brannoc is that biker dude with the beard at the far left.

Metal Wolf

10-17-2008, 01:30 AM

So is brannoc that girl or not?? i'm confused :ohno:
That depends on how much he has had to drink.

IthroZada

10-17-2008, 01:31 AM

Brannoc is that biker dude with the beard at the far left.

Brannoc at the very least has to be one of the ones with a mustache

Anyone who says a father shouldn't have a mustache doesn't get beta.

Eclipso

10-17-2008, 01:33 AM

Brannoc is that biker dude with the beard at the far left. no brannoc is one of the hot birds in pic ( +10 beta key chance no? no? why do you always say you love me when you don;t brannykins?????!!!!)

on a serious note i must book that holiday to Greece..... MMMMMM greek talent.

Lioness

10-17-2008, 01:36 AM

HELLZ YEAH, YOU GO GIRLS! REPRESENT!

Even if some of them were just helpers at the event, I bet they game!

This game is going to kick serious ass. Even more so than before.

Darkrabbit18

10-17-2008, 01:42 AM

Only the brown boots in middle is an actual teammember. The others were just helpers at the event.

Proof or it's just dirty lies.

Jangang

10-17-2008, 01:44 AM

Wow...

And wait...brannoc...is a girl..??????

I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE :ohno:

You have no idea...

When it comes out that she's Yo Moma you are gonna FREAK!

Spinewire

10-17-2008, 01:47 AM

HELLZ YEAH, YOU GO GIRLS! REPRESENT!

Even if some of them were just helpers at the event, I bet they game!

This game is going to kick serious ass. Even more so than before.Very true without them to ferry in caffeine drinks to the devs who knows how long it might take to release.

Dhig

10-17-2008, 01:52 AM

This is proof that darkfallers will get all the pretty girls :ohno:

Barbot

10-17-2008, 01:53 AM

Feast your eyes on the 8th wonder of the world... the girl dev. (http://www.shimmergloom.org/images/maegras/df_event_04.jpg)
OMG! The guy second from the right must get mad pussy!

Poem

10-17-2008, 01:55 AM

Actually, all of them are female. All of them.

ColonelTEE3

10-17-2008, 01:56 AM

Feyrband

10-17-2008, 01:57 AM

Only the brown boots in middle is an actual teammember. The others were just helpers at the event.

ah so thats why her belt and boots clash so horribly, shes the nerd, but still hot.

Tzacharu

10-17-2008, 02:37 AM

What the hell is a girl.

biggunsar

10-17-2008, 03:08 AM

I would bang two of them (one beside the shorty up front adn the one by the guy who's going to lose his hair in 10 years with teh dark sunglasses), no drinks involved.

THe shorty up front, would take a night of boozin. And the lead dev, the one at the very front with the fuck me brown belt on.

Would need a VERY VERY drunk night.

and I would wash furiously right after.

three_sixteen

10-17-2008, 03:09 AM

What the hell is a girl.

Yes, what are these girls you speak of?

Nefastus

10-17-2008, 03:13 AM

So is brannoc that girl or not?? i'm confused :ohno:

He's a Thai ladyboy.

StingDJ9

10-17-2008, 03:16 AM

hmm...i think i should become a game developer now...

Nefastus

10-17-2008, 03:22 AM

hmm...i think i should become a game developer now...

If I wanted to get a restraining order on my penis and didn't find priesthood or brotherhood too appealing, I'd also consider becoming a game developer. I'd also have to enjoy hemorrhoids, going blind, no sex, high blood pressure and cholesterol.

Just not my life style.

Beeblebrox

10-17-2008, 03:24 AM

Giiiiiiiirl, you'll be a woman, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon...