The Seductive Puke Stain-=REMAKE<< PG-13 rated not very much 8=D

[superfaceuglyfu]

Setting:

a futuristic bar on earth but some ot yars in the future so there are allien that
seem to grow acustum to growing penARMS THAT LIKE TO HUG BOYS AND GIRLSles they like to be asertive.
it's a rusty scrap metal dump that smells like a fuJUNKYARD and also has stainPICTUREs and walls
and floor is made of junk yard metal there are cybertronic robots with
cyborb pSMILES THAT SMILE AT PEOPLE and also theres an upstars
with many rooms and there also a bar to order drinks and sltuffs lol.

TONED DOWN VERSION FOLLOW RULES MORE CLOSELY

[superfaceuglyfu]

Name:

Age:

Bio:

Armor:

Car Accidents:

Weapons:

[Shillelagh]

(reserved for future whup-assery)

[superfaceuglyfu]

Name: Rocket McFucker

Age: 37

Bio: takes afk bio's every once in a while

Armor: Jeans and a brimstone lazer cape 2.0 that not only explodes rapists but also gives him a stiffy and plays Michael Jackson Mp3's

Car Accidents: just recently there were reports of minivans being pulled over and the kids got the shit beat out of them lol stupid ass mother fuckers learn to grow balls so you dont get ass whipped by a 37 year old drunk homeless man you dipshits

Weapons: a very sturdy wood spined book called "the art of juggling invisible chainsaws"
also mind vision with the adition of being able to brand cows and pigs with his feet

[OldWhiskey]

Duren The semi-Nice bi-polar guy.

age: 322

bio:His stuff is broke, like his heart when the she-bitch banshee left him on a asteroid that smelt like a FUrniture! Using the hairs of a space worm he made a make shift space pod and floated around for many many hours. He caught space rabbits for food and space squids for water (And the occasional Melon (Space melon that is)). He finally arrived at the seductive puke stain and was totally kickass happy about about the Penarm Aliens and the hugs they give out. He needed one really bad!

Armor: Spikes and some helmets.

Car accidents: no, there are no cars in space....dumbass.

Weapons: Nunchucks and space rockets.

[OldWhiskey]

(reserved for future whup-assery)

(( :( Bully. If you lock this i might as well kill myself. My life is this ROLEPLAY!!!))

[LaytoRest]

Sweet!

Name: Jebus Mcdeathhead

Age: ??

Bio: He was born on Saturn with his bastard of a mother and bitch of a father. He liked to eat pure space cheese and kick little babies. He pukes on people for fun and raids nursery homes on his spare time. He also steals hair gel from pornstars occasionally.

Armor: White flowing robes of death-skeet.

Car Accidents: What the hell is this "car" you speak of?

Weapons: He shoots lazar beems from his eyes like Shoop. He also screams WTFBERSERK when people touch him and that persons head deflates and pops.

[Carbonlegend]

Name: Death by abbreviation
Age: Legal
Amour: Pete Doherty's plus one shirt of epic coke addiction. The anti skinny jeans of doom and the man eating converse from the terrible pits of Holland. When any plus one coke gear is worn, players receive immunity to police.
Bio: Mean ass pure pker, eats crumpets drinks tea and like to raid in his pj's
Car accidents: To be confirmed.

Weapon: Rusty spoon of vertigo and Oriental chopsticks of plus 2 true evil backstabbing

[OldWhiskey]

Duren kicks down the sh*tty door and like strutted in because he was the shit no one was more of a semi-nice-bi-polar guy then himself. He walked to the bar and ordered some sltuffs lol. But the bartender was a a**hole and gave him some lip so Duren slapped him over the face with a left over squid and got 3 exp. After looting the bartender he sat down with his sltuffs lol and totally did stuff with them.....yeah..

[Carbonlegend]

Seeing the mishap at the bar death, sneaks over and throws chopsticks at the back of his enemy's head then proceeds to pull down his pants for the ultimate sneak attack.

[OldWhiskey]

Seeing the mishap at the bar death, sneaks over and throws chopsticks at the back of his enemy's head then proceeds to pull down his pants for the ultimate sneak attack.

"Use lube plox" Yelled Duren :(

[Lorthral]

Ahahaha the smiley in your title vaguely resembles a penis. :D

[superfaceuglyfu]

Ahahaha the smiley in your title vaguely resembles a penis. :D
OOC: yeah almost like a pg-13 rated penis hmmmm

[Amaryl]

Name; Retsam Udniw
Age; old enough to be a bad-ass Mutha-fuckar in badassery

Bio, black, bald and has a S.L.J voice converter, is afraid of genetically altered sharks.
Amour; He wears a kilt of the McElroy clan, and his chest is rippled like a the greek god's caricature. Also has build up a lifetime of snake poison antidote in his system, in case he ever flies again.

Car accidents; the number one reason for them to happen anywhere anyplace any time.

weapons; His arsenal wearies from golfclubs, to simple guns, to laxatives pills. to his number one weapon of Choice a Lightsabre.

[Vaku]

Name: Ominous Mariposa 9000

Age: 2 months

Bio: A robot made by Dr. Ominous and his wife Mariposa. He consists of crazy straws and angry psychotic cat innards.

Armor: Ominous Mariposa 9000 has armor made of bat fur

Car Accidents: He is an accident, like many of you but also made of car parts...and walnut shells.

Weapons: He can make your mind itch!

[ClownFoot]

Name: The Aborted Fetus

Age: -6 months

Bio: The Aborted Fetus was never technically born. In fact, he was aborted 6 months before he was ever born. He hasn't had an interesting life. He can't really move or anything. All he can really do is look gross, but he was also given the ability to multiply at an inhuman rate.

Car accidents: While he was still inside his mother, she got in multiple car accidents. In fact, he was concieved during a car accident. His mom liked to get freaky during the worst situations.

Weapons: He smells kinda bad, and he can multiply at an extremely fast rate.

[OldWhiskey]

After the fatal sneak attack, Duren totally kicked around the fetus because fetus's piss him the F*ck off! Like serially piss him off.

"Take that! YOU SMELL LIKE A F*ck!"

[LaytoRest]

Watching Duren kick the fetus, Jebus floats down and cockslaps him. He then proceeds to give the Arabian Sandgoggles to the barmaid and chokes her to death. He receive 12xp and floats toward a table and then sits down. As he sits down he remembers seeing Carbonlegend f*ck his enemy and haughtily laughs. Then, he summons, with a great POOF, a glass of iced molten Lead and drinks from it.

[wure doind]

carbon legend u took ur sig form heroes 5! ill kill you with my ninja cookie:ninja:

[Carbonlegend]

carbon legend u took ur sig form heroes 5! ill kill you with my ninja cookie:ninja:
OCC
Not related to the rp thread so you post should be deleted. Secondly no i didnt your mistaken i have had various different sigs all using that picture so shut your pie hole.
IC
Death, relaxed into a chair pulling up his trousers and fastening the belt. Pulling out a cigarette he laughed as he recalled the startled look on his foe's face as he began to play the bagpipes that had be surgically attached to the wound from where a shrapnel had blow off his penis.

[ClownFoot]

After being kicked around The Aborted Fetus get's pissed off and multplies until the entire bar is stuffed with fetuses. Everyone suffocates and dies. The end.

[OldWhiskey]

Duren rewinds time and totally continues kicking the fetus around.

[superfaceuglyfu]

Mr. McFucker uses his mind vision to prevent the fetus from multiplying in the future and killing everyone and then he lands a peoples elbow right on the fetuses FACE

[OldWhiskey]

"You mess with the people you get the elbows" Duren said like pretty much in the most asshole way ever. He throws a grenade in the background which makes a kick ass explosion and poses.

[ClownFoot]

The Aborted Fetus let's off a wicked fetal fart, which smells a bit like baby crap, but about 6.792(repeating) times worse. Duren is knocked unconcious from the stench and promptly raped by a random old man.

[OldWhiskey]

Duren is critical hit by the old mans ding dong and dies. Duren uses soul stone and death coil's the old man and kills him. Duren get 5 exp and lvls up.

Duren Gains fetus rape!

Duren casts fetus rape on the fetus.

Duren is successful!

"TAKE IT TAKE IT!!!" DUREN ROARS!

[ClownFoot]

The Aborted Fetus rerolls as Chris Hanson.

The Aborted Fetus cries in agony and alerts the attention of a nearby Chris Hanson. The Chris Hanson comes and films a show about Duren's aborted fetus attration. Duren promptly retreats from society in shame.

Chris Hanson leveled up. Chris Hanson learns Taikwondo.

[OldWhiskey]

Duren shoots himself in the head and rerolls lawyer.

Lawyer sues chris hanson.

Lawyer wins because the system sucks balls.

Lawyer gets drunk and flaps his manhood around and around and crits everyone in the room.

Lawyer lvls up...somehow..

Lawyer gains....a giant sack

[ClownFoot]

The Judge get's angry at Lawyer for indecent exposure and sentences him to 12 years of having sex with hairy old men. Lawyer commits suicide to escape the cruel fate of wrinkly old anuses.

Chris Hanson sets an appeal. Chris Hanson's appeal is approved when he uses his new found Taikwondo skills to impress the judge. Chris Hanson returns to the street to catch predators once more.

[OldWhiskey]

A t-rex eats the president, thus becoming the president, and with his cowboy hat he Re-engineers Duren into a totally kickass cyborg and gave him a new face so people wont recognize him. He kicks down the door to the Seductive Puke stain and walks in with a cigar in his mouth.

"Sup mah biatchez!"

[ClownFoot]

Chris Hanson realises that this T-Rex is a predator, and it is his solemn duty as a Datelin NBC guy to catch predators. He gathers with him Resurrected Steve Irwin, Mr. T, and that one guy from who's the boss that boxes with Tony in that episode with the boxing match. Together they pull off the world's greatest execution, decapitating the T-Rex with large chunk of space rock.

Chris Hanson levels up.

Chris Hanson learns "Menacing Stare".

Chris Hanson enters the bar and uses Menacing Stare against Duren for MASSIVE damage to his eye muscles. Chris Hanson gains a morale bonus for confidence in his Taikwondo skills.

[Vaku]

With the the process of decapitating the T-rex a piece of space rock scattered about knocking over the Ominous Mariposa's drink of motor oil.

-Ominous Mariposa joins the fight-

DUN! DUN! DUN!!!!

[OldWhiskey]

Duren requests nerf.

NERF CRITS CHRIS HANSEN FOR A BAZILLION DMG TO HIS MEnTAL HP!

Taikwondo has been renamed..."Resurrect T-REX"

Chris hanson casts ressurect T-Rex

The president has been revived! He declares Chris Hanson a gimp and is now legal to rape him.

Duren casts rape

Duren Succeeds

"TAKE IT TAKE IT!!!" DUREN ROARS!

[Vaku]

The Ominous Mariposa notices slight fetal parts in Mr. Hanson
using the onboard telephone 9000 the Ominous Mariposa calls for superman to devour him!!!

~~~~

Superman comes in and takes aways Hanson's fetal energy. Hanson can no longer regenerate at uber fetal speeds!

~~~~

Ominous Mariposa levels getting an ~Unkown Skill~

[ClownFoot]

Chris Hanson reveals a car bomb strapped to his chest. Chris Hanson pushes the trigger.

Chris Hanson harms himself for 600 damage.

Chris Hanson has died.

Chris Hanson harms Duren for OVER 9000! damage.

Duren has died.

Chris Hanson harms Superman for 243 damage.

Superman is unaffected.

[Vaku]

Superman mourns the loss of Mr. Hanson

Feeling responible for the suicide Superman retreats to a solar system with a different coloUred sun!

~~~

[OldWhiskey]

Duren cast soul stone.

Duren rapes Chris hanson's ashes!

"OH YEAAAHHH!!!!" He spanks the ashes

[Carbonlegend]

Death had been eating a crumpet contemplating the new colour he should paint his living room to match the drapes when , the bomb blast caused by chris hanson burns his crumpet. In a feral rage he starts berserking, using the rusty spoon of vertigo he trips superman and stomps on his face with his man eating converse. Then he launches a oriental chopstick at duren pinning him to the wall with a chopstick through the eye.
"Fucking bitches, dont mess with my crumpets you hear."

[Yobaj]

what the fuck? Is this serious?
I can't make any sense out of the original post.

[ClownFoot]

I guess I need a new character now... Give me a few minutes to think of something good.

[Carbonlegend]

OOC
Okay but ive got dibs on Joe the plumber for my reroll

[Carbonlegend]

what the fuck? Is this serious?
I can't make any sense out of the original post.

RP is always serious business, if you cant handle it gtfo

[Brannoc]

I decided to close this thread.