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Marilyn
10-14-2008, 15:58
Remember those "cool" chinese tatoos where nobody really knows what they mean but of course the tatoo guy told you it means BADASS or something?
Well apparently it works the other way around aswell: http://usedwigs.com/tattoos/

GWIPO the strong and brave warrior is my favourite. :D

Don't care if its ancient, it made me laugh so I thought I'd share it.

alfaroverall
10-14-2008, 16:02
Same thing happens with people who use online translators for Latin tattoos.

/self plug for a way to not look like an idiot like that:
http://latinforum.org
We have a porn spam problem going around, so be careful what threads you open.

Lethn
10-14-2008, 16:05
One of the guys I know in games design got a gailic tatoo on his arm for some reason lol :p

Forgin
10-14-2008, 16:06
I'm gonna get a tattoo that says ASSRAPE, it is very spiritual

Atnas
10-14-2008, 16:06
Same thing happens with people who use online translators for Latin tattoos.

/self plug for a way to not look like an idiot like that:
http://latinforum.org
We have a porn spam problem going around, so be careful what threads you open.

A latin forum.

Forgin
10-14-2008, 16:07
Same thing happens with people who use online translators for Latin tattoos.

/self plug for a way to not look like an idiot like that:
http://latinforum.org
We have a porn spam problem going around, so be careful what threads you open.

Latin guild/clan names always make me laugh

alfaroverall
10-14-2008, 16:07
A latin forum.
Yes. If you have a request, post it. You generally get a response in <24 hours.

Spikey
10-14-2008, 16:09
One of the guys I know in games design got a gailic tatoo on his arm for some reason lol :p

That has to be the gayest thing I have ever heard. Do you sex each other at night to? For some reason lololololo.... stfu

Disco
10-14-2008, 16:21
http://usedwigs.com/tattoos/



AHAHAHAHA!

..

AHAHAH!

I want FRUNK on my left asscheek.

Kusghuul
10-14-2008, 16:25
A.J. McLean of the man-band Backstreet Boys proudly displayed his fresh ink after leaving a popular LA tattoo parlor. “Check it out,” said the very excited singer as he pointed to the characters on his left forearm. “My man just hooked me up with some mad asian ink! He says it means wise wolf that guards the pack. That’s totally me dawg… I take care of my boys. Cool dat!”

Upon further investigation, the characters were found to actaully mean dog ass.


That made me spray toothpaste all over my screen!

Sargon
10-14-2008, 16:28
Is Frunk anything like Crunk? I have no idea what Crunk is but it's associated with the rap music somehow. I think these Chinese people are on to something here, they may have discovered a new element.

holychicken
10-14-2008, 16:29
I'm gonna get a tattoo that says ASSRAPE, it is very spiritual
Just pointing out how the first "funny" tattoo name that you decided to use was a reference to the staple of male homosexual sex.

rwp80
10-14-2008, 16:33
AHAHAHAHA!
..
AHAHAH!
I want FRUNK on my left asscheek.

And EINSTEIN on the right?! (http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/frankenstein.jpg) :lmao:

Fluffington
10-14-2008, 16:35
I would rather have `Frunk`on my arm then most kanji tatoos.

DeathByCactus
10-14-2008, 16:36
lol nvm.

Never in a million years would I have thought that one word in English would ever have been thought to mean an entire sentence of bullshit.

Wow. I mean I thought people were stupid for getting Jap/Chi lettering... but this tops the cake.

epicor
10-14-2008, 16:37
That is SOOOO FTW. Great find LOL :lmao:

paade
10-14-2008, 16:37
heres a local braindead-but-big-tits celebs tattoo:
http://plaza.fi/s/f/editor/images/martina_tatska_uut0710_1.jpg

Fluffington
10-14-2008, 16:37
If you want something that says Proud, Brave Warrior. Then get it saying that in Enlish so you don't mask your cowardice in another language. I find getting tattoos in foreign languages stupid.

It's like all those fighters that get canji that say Warrior or Badass or Wind Rider of the East who worships his roots. Just get it in your native language.

I think it`s pretty stupid getting something that you can`t read put on you FOREVER.

AngusFinch
10-14-2008, 16:38
What would you guys pick, CRYMPH or DLECH?

Mo0rbid
10-14-2008, 16:39
Is Frunk anything like Crunk? I have no idea what Crunk is but it's associated with the rap music somehow. I think these Chinese people are on to something here, they may have discovered a new element.

Crunk can mean you're either very drunk or high+drunk at the same time.

Sargon
10-14-2008, 16:41
Crunk can mean you're either very drunk or high+drunk at the same time.
I don't know, that sounds pretty frunk to me.

Surly
10-14-2008, 16:42
This whole goddamned thread is frunk.

Temet nosce
10-14-2008, 16:44
Is Frunk anything like Crunk? I have no idea what Crunk is but it's associated with the rap music somehow. I think these Chinese people are on to something here, they may have discovered a new element.

Crunk is derived from the words chronic and drunk.

I'll leave you to guess what it means.

Edit: Ninaja'd, although he's wrong about the drunk part.

iPwn
10-14-2008, 16:44
And EINSTEIN on the right?! (http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/frankenstein.jpg) :lmao:

Thats Frankenstein

AngusFinch
10-14-2008, 16:45
This whole goddamned thread is frunk.

Your sig is GARF.

But the guy who said he couldn't imagine a single word in English being thought as meaning a whole sentence.. Sometimes just one of those little blocks in Chinese can mean just as much. A lot of people in the West seem to think that because our languages are so simple, everyone's must be. I'm sure it works the other way around.


Thats Frankenstein
rofl

Surly
10-14-2008, 16:46
Thats Frankenstein
Your mom is frankenstein...

DeathByCactus
10-14-2008, 16:46
Crunk is derived from the words chronic and drunk.

I'll leave you to guess what it means.

Edit: Ninaja'd, although he's wrong about the drunk part.

IT MEANS JO MAMA GOT HIGH AND LIKED IT!

Virtra
10-14-2008, 16:47
The article is clearly BS. It would be funny if it were true...

Surly
10-14-2008, 16:48
IT MEANS JO MAMA GOT HIGH AND LIKED IT!
Oh SNAP! That shit is frunk, yo.

Marilyn
10-14-2008, 16:52
This whole goddamned thread is frunk.

CRYMPH you, you FRUNKin DLECH! :lmao:

I am going to asia and introduce a whole bunch of WTFPWND tatoos to those moron kids. Dont they learn english in shool just like everybody else? Even if you really suck at english you should at least get that there are no english words that say "your mother sucks cocks in hell" in 4 letters.

edit: who cares if its fake, I am so bored I'd watch another rerun of That 70's Show if my TV wasnt broken:>

Weeking
10-14-2008, 16:56
How come people believe his explanations even have a single word for it, let alone a short one or two syllable one? Retards. And the tattooist is one too for offering them and not bothering to look up some words as it would take less time than the interview.

Surly
10-14-2008, 17:20
The article is clearly BS. It would be funny if it were true...I despise the very existence of people like you on the internet. Why does anything matter if it's "fake"? Fuck you! Fuck all of you!

WhySoSerious
10-14-2008, 17:25
i cant believe this shit.

im japanese / chinese and i dont even hear of other kids getting tattoos in china at all and definitly not in japan.


http://soufoaklin.blogspot.com/2002/09/disgruntled-asian-tattoo-artist-inks.html

look at this article for the other side of the story heh.

DocGonzo
10-14-2008, 17:32
oh i dunno...i was in Canada a long time ago...got pretty drunk and decided to get a tattoo...

it looks like it says "Saks"...but when Mr Happy stands at attention it really says "I got this at Steve's tattoo parlour in Saskatchewan, Canada, North America, Sol 3, Milky Way Galaxy, best ink on Earth"

i probably shouldn't have gone for the glow in the dark ink, but it makes for a good nightlight that can be seen from space

DeathByCactus
10-14-2008, 17:34
oh i dunno...i was in Canada a long time ago...got pretty drunk and decided to get a tattoo...

it looks like it says "Saks"...but when Mr Happy stands at attention it really says "I got this at Steve's tattoo parlour in Saskatchewan, Canada, North America, Sol 3, Milky Way Galaxy, best ink on Earth"

i probably shouldn't have gone for the glow in the dark ink, but it makes for a good nightlight that can be seen from space

ROFL! :lmao::lmao:

Forgin
10-14-2008, 17:34
i cant believe this shit.

im japanese / chinese and i dont even hear of other kids getting tattoos in china at all and definitly not in japan.


http://soufoaklin.blogspot.com/2002/09/disgruntled-asian-tattoo-artist-inks.html

look at this article for the other side of the story heh.

You are both japanese and chinese? and live in NY?

Lysandor
10-14-2008, 17:38
Thats Frankenstein

No, actually it isn't.

WhySoSerious
10-14-2008, 17:47
You are both japanese and chinese? and live in NY?

yup.

AngusFinch
10-14-2008, 18:45
No, actually it isn't.

True, its Frankenstein's Monster.

rwp80
10-14-2008, 18:47
I want FRUNK on my left asscheek.


And EINSTEIN on the right?! (http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/frankenstein.jpg) :lmao:


Thats Frankenstein

QFT

Great work, Einstein.

Mulambo
10-14-2008, 19:18
i cant believe this shit.

im japanese / chinese and i dont even hear of other kids getting tattoos in china at all and definitly not in japan.


http://soufoaklin.blogspot.com/2002/09/disgruntled-asian-tattoo-artist-inks.html

look at this article for the other side of the story heh.


In the last month, seven people unknowingly received explicit tattoos from the disgruntled artist. Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for "beautiful goddess" etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, "Insert General Tso's Chicken Here!"

"I don't even like General Tso's!" Baker sobbed. "I'm a vegetarian!"lol, how could someone want to label themself 'beautiful goddess' ahahaha.

At least that tattoo is kinda cool and doesn't say 'small penis' or something. She should feel lucky.

AngusFinch
10-16-2008, 05:42
QFT

Great work, Einstein.

FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER!

IthroZada
10-16-2008, 05:54
lol, how could someone want to label themself 'beautiful goddess' ahahaha.

At least that tattoo is kinda cool and doesn't say 'small penis' or something. She should feel lucky.

Oh god dammit, I was gonna quote that exact bit you did, friggin :ninja:


So here is this one, before anyone else is faster then me

"I think I'm helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world," he explained. "It's not a crime, it's a public service."

Xtra-Medium
10-16-2008, 06:01
i think a tat in arabic would look cool
:ninja:.....

Duffren
10-16-2008, 06:03
i cant believe this shit.

im japanese / chinese and i dont even hear of other kids getting tattoos in china at all and definitly not in japan.


http://soufoaklin.blogspot.com/2002/09/disgruntled-asian-tattoo-artist-inks.html

look at this article for the other side of the story heh.

If I ever get an Asian tattoo Im going to ask the artist to put "Insert General Tso's Chicken Here" on me. I love that stuff.

Kekshorts
10-16-2008, 06:26
i cant believe this shit.

im japanese / chinese and i dont even hear of other kids getting tattoos in china at all and definitly not in japan.


http://soufoaklin.blogspot.com/2002/09/disgruntled-asian-tattoo-artist-inks.html

look at this article for the other side of the story heh.
bwahahahahahaha:lmao::lmao: seriously, those people need to be burned, that tattoo artist is god.

Layedballer
10-16-2008, 08:56
I praise these people. Anyone who gets a tattoo in a foreign language that holds no meaning(stregth, honor? WTF did they have honor when they raped the passed out bitch?) is a tool.

palo god
10-16-2008, 09:01
I loled at the end, it would suck to get a tattoo and find out it means something retarded.

Odie
10-16-2008, 09:33
Those chinese crack me up!

Barbarossa
10-16-2008, 09:46
"TWARP is also pretty lucky good"

Is there any other race quite as hilarious as Asians? :lmao:

Atnas
10-16-2008, 12:19
I despise the very existence of people like you on the internet. Why does anything matter if it's "fake"? Fuck you! Fuck all of you!

It isn't as fun if it's fake! Fuck you!

Damwa
10-16-2008, 12:31
i cant believe this shit.

im japanese / chinese and i dont even hear of other kids getting tattoos in china at all and definitly not in japan.


http://soufoaklin.blogspot.com/2002/09/disgruntled-asian-tattoo-artist-inks.html

look at this article for the other side of the story heh.

On the one hand it might be fake.
On the other hand... (http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/10/freedom-is-unrestrained.jpg)

Lotharr
10-16-2008, 12:34
heres a local braindead-but-big-tits celebs tattoo:
http://plaza.fi/s/f/editor/images/martina_tatska_uut0710_1.jpg

Martina Aitolehti has a tattoo like that? Hahaha, I'm proud to be Finnish right now.

Helgeran
10-16-2008, 12:35
CRYMPH is the best word ever.

Damwa
10-16-2008, 12:45
Heh.. Nice t-shirt... don't make many new friends, do ya? (http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/09/racist-tshirt.jpg)

There is actually a literary reference here; if you can decode it.. (http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/09/god-of-the-chance.jpg)

Bring it on, bring on the.. (http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/painapple.jpg)