Zombie Apocalypse

[IthroZada]

So I found this little interesting bit of information, it is about 5 pages long, one page for each reason.
It talks about how zombies could actually occur, how they have already occurred, and gives some slight scientific evidence for each. If anything its a fun read. Does have some gore, but we are talking about zombies here.

Consider before reading though, that zombie does not equal undead, but mindless.

The links to the next 4 pages are under the zombie threat system, it took me a while to find it.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

They include brain parasites, even got you a youtube link to a parasite similar to the one in the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw

Neurotoxins (the stuff that makes your day go real bad when you eat poorly prepared blowfish)

Rage Virus (like Madcow disease)

Neurogenesis (stem cell research)

Nanobots


Enjoy

[TubeSock]

Nope.


Enjoy

[Ganon]

So I found this little interesting bit of information, it is about 5 pages long, one page for each reason.
It talks about how zombies could actually occur, how they have already occurred, and gives some slight scientific evidence for each. If anything its a fun read. Does have some gore, but we are talking about zombies here.

Consider before reading though, that zombie does not equal undead, but mindless.

The links to the next 4 pages are under the zombie threat system, it took me a while to find it.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

They include brain parasites, even got you a youtube link to a parasite similar to the one in the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw

Neurotoxins (the stuff that makes your day go real bad when you eat poorly prepared blowfish)

Rage Virus (like Madcow disease)

Neurogenesis (stem cell research)

Nanobots


Enjoy


You have just discovered intertubez, innit?

[Stax]

All across America, we have the Obama Zombies. That's about as bad.

[Layedballer]

Umm...cracked?

[Adareth]

Behold.

THE ZOMPOCALYPSE

[IthroZada]

Umm...cracked?

I never said it was a reliable source

[Layedballer]

I never said it was a reliable source

Or a source at all ;)

[IthroZada]

Or a source at all ;)

Ha ha hee hee ho ho, but seriously who doesn't love zombies?
And of course if any of you would bother to even look at the article, they do have examples of how zombies have literally already happened, especially in the neurotoxin example, as a matter of fact it tells you that the word zombie originated from that zombie labor camp that is elaborated on

[Layedballer]

Ha ha hee hee ho ho, but seriously who doesn't love zombies?
And of course if any of you would bother to even look at the article, they do have examples of how zombies have literally already happened, especially in the neurotoxin example, as a matter of fact it tells you that the word zombie originated from that zombie labor camp that is elaborated on

I read it, though the ability to reanimate to zombie is unlikely. However the "rage virus"(28 days) is the most likely, but that will only happen if Darkfall is cancelled

[IthroZada]

I read it, though the ability to reanimate to zombie is unlikely. However the "rage virus"(28 days) is the most likely, but that will only happen if Darkfall is cancelled

7 years of built up anticipation dropped? Ya, I can see what you mean there.....

I seriously don't see a zombie apocalypse actually happening either, but the fact that there is the potential out there to do it is pretty cool.....

[Lethn]

I did not need to read that article after I woke up from a creepy nightmare ( it wasn't about zombies surprisingly ) *shivers while drinking coffee and sniffles* hug? :(

[IthroZada]

I did not need to read that article after I woke up from a creepy nightmare ( it wasn't about zombies surprisingly ) *shivers while drinking coffee and sniffles* hug? :(

If it makes you feel any better only 3 out the 5 possibilities for zombies would more than likely be hostile

[Layedballer]

7 years of built up anticipation dropped? Ya, I can see what you mean there.....

I seriously don't see a zombie apocalypse actually happening either, but the fact that there is the potential out there to do it is pretty cool.....

Truth to that. Especially Matriel and all those guns...

Zombies would be nuts though...However I have a feeling none of us would survive

[IthroZada]

Truth to that. Especially Matriel and all those guns...

Zombies would be nuts though...However I have a feeling none of us would survive

Maybe Matriel and all those guns would be the ones to survive :ninja:

[Layedballer]

Maybe Matriel and all those guns would be the ones to survive :ninja:

And his followers?

[Lethn]

Okay I have to admit, I think a worse apocolypse to fight personally would be the reavers from firefly, they at least have some intelligence behind their massacring and Cannabilism.

[IthroZada]

Okay I have to admit, I think a worse apocolypse to fight personally would be the reavers, they at least have some intelligence behind their massacring and Cannabilism.

Its ok, Nathan Filion would save us all

[Corpse]

I do not approve.

[IthroZada]

I do not approve.

Your just angry because I have unearthed your secret Mr. Corpse

[cosimo84]

while informative this is at best a "what if...."

which...well..."what if"'s = anything and everything I'm afraid. Therefore this thread = some kind of doomsayer thread.

my response:::::


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offically:
wtf lol nub wut lol no

[Corpse]

Your just angry because I have unearthed your secret Mr. Corpse

That, and I have a smaller penis then you.

[IthroZada]

while informative this is at best a "what if...."

which...well..."what if"'s = anything and everything I'm afraid. Therefore this thread = some kind of doomsayer thread.

my response:::::


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offically:
wtf lol nub wut lol no


I said that its interesting, not that we should all prepare for the inevitable zombie incursion, at the most i would just go and buy the "Zombie Survival Guide"
so----- wtf nub wut ewe take me two seriously

[Lofwyrr]

All across America, we have the mindless Zombies. That's about as bad.

fixed.

[Signus]

Old, but still a good article. It seems like a zombie apocalypse would be fun. :P

[Thrill_KIll]

You new guys have got to start using search. This was posted maybe three or four months ago?

[Sup3rnova]

Farfetched..

[Layedballer]

You new guys have got to start using search. This was posted maybe three or four months ago?

When they post in it though they get infracted for necroing(or so it seems)

[Thrill_KIll]

When they post in it though they get infracted for necroing(or so it seems)

Not if you are actually replying to them. It's when dumb asses bump it with, "necroed" or something equally as stupid.

[Nexus]

Fuck you op, now I want to play Left 4 Dead even more now >.<

:P

[rwp80]

Good, fun link. Thanks!

[Aragoni]

You new guys have got to start using search. This was posted maybe three or four months ago?

This. I made a thread about it.

[_Gilgamesh_]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-interview-with-mccain-and-obama-in-the-year-2012/

Fake, end of the world is in 2012...

[Spinewire]

Ha ha hee hee ho ho, but seriously who doesn't love zombies?
And of course if any of you would bother to even look at the article, they do have examples of how zombies have literally already happened, especially in the neurotoxin example, as a matter of fact it tells you that the word zombie originated from that zombie labor camp that is elaborated on
i read it the first time it was posted here

[Scully]

It's sad when people pray for an apocalypse...

[Bohab]

I'm ready for when the zombies attack. At all times. I've read three books and I've taken several quizzes. I'm going to survive and succeed in repopulating the earth. :ninja:

[sorros]

Ha ha hee hee ho ho, but seriously who doesn't love zombies?
And of course if any of you would bother to even look at the article, they do have examples of how zombies have literally already happened, especially in the neurotoxin example, as a matter of fact it tells you that the word zombie originated from that zombie labor camp that is elaborated on

yes, but they weren't literally undead, and gory, and tried to eat brains, etc....

fantasy appears to affect even whacked scientists. interesting.

[Bohab]

I'm ready for when the zombies attack. At all times. I've read three books and I've taken several quizzes. I'm going to survive and succeed in repopulating the earth. :ninja:

[Mulambo]

So I found this little interesting bit of information, it is about 5 pages long, one page for each reason.
It talks about how zombies could actually occur, how they have already occurred, and gives some slight scientific evidence for each. If anything its a fun read. Does have some gore, but we are talking about zombies here.

Consider before reading though, that zombie does not equal undead, but mindless.

The links to the next 4 pages are under the zombie threat system, it took me a while to find it.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

They include brain parasites, even got you a youtube link to a parasite similar to the one in the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw

Neurotoxins (the stuff that makes your day go real bad when you eat poorly prepared blowfish)

Rage Virus (like Madcow disease)

Neurogenesis (stem cell research)

Nanobots


Enjoy
Dude, don't you get it? WE'RE THE ZOMBIES, MAN!!!1 All of us. Consumers. We're killing each other mindlessly, man. Like, without even thinking about it, man.

That's the whole point of every (worthwhile) zombie story ever made, man.

[IthroZada]

You new guys have got to start using search. This was posted maybe three or four months ago?

I did use search, granted I only went back for like 5 pages, but I'm not checking every thread that ever used the word zombie on the off chance that someone made it 3 months ago, and in 3 months the population on these forums have skyrocketed so plenty of people haven't seen this.
I am doing a service to America be spreading word of the Zombie Apocalypse!! Everyone must buy Max Brook's amazing zombie books!!! The government will need "World War Z" to properly prepare and civilians need the Zombie Survival Guide!!!

[Tharkon Fargor]

Yeah zombies exist overall to.
Vodoo priests can actually make zombies out of people.

No kidding. The world is quite amazing.

[IthroZada]

Yeah zombies exist overall to.
Vodoo priests can actually make zombies out of people.

No kidding. The world is quite amazing.

They talk about exactly that in the neurotoxins section

[Tharkon Fargor]

Cool. Didn't read it all, just watched the youtube video.

But don't worry, we don't need to be zombies with all the "brainfood" they are feeding us with. We'll be dead inside without some insects or vodoo "magic".

[Tharkon Fargor]

Ok read it now. You just scared me, really. I think I'm going to cry.

[IthroZada]

Ok read it now. You just scared me, really. I think I'm going to cry.

Its ok... no one is here to judge you, just remember that only 4 out those 5 would be fast and only 3 out of those 4 would most definitely be out to kill you......